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This is the last one. The very last GTA 5 race. But I'm not sad. No, I'm excited, bro. We've been waiting 13 years for GTA 6, and next week it's here. THIS IS MY FINAL TIME that I am the best racer. And to make it extra exciting, the races we're going to play are extremely nostalgic from 13 years ago. Sticky bombs are allowed, which means the chaos is back. Our last race, guys. Our final race. Oh, this feels nostalgic. WE'RE BACK. THAT CAR. I'VE DRIVEN it for 12 years. I got a neuro. Wait. Oh my god. Garrett.
IT'S GARRETT. ALL RIGHT, GARRETT. You always thought that I'm the DNF king, right? I'm going TO PROVE YOU WRONG, MY GUY. TODAY, I'M SHOWING YOU WHO'S the boss. [screaming] Oh my goodness. I missed the checkpoint. I already check. Oh, you did, Jordy. That's such a shame. Wait, what? I know. I suck. Jordy, out of all people, Jordy used to be the best racer, actually. You remember that game?
I'm the best. I'm still going to win. Was always really good, but not as good as us, Jelly. You tried. I also tried actually, but I missed. You didn't die. No, I don't know how, but I didn't. Okay. On my way, guys. Hey, Garrett. ROCKET. WATCH THIS. OH. OH, you guys are so far ahead. Uh Jordy, uh it is laps, so if you put down mines in theory, we'll drive over them. I'm not coming right behind you, buddy.
La. Oh, that was sick. That was actually Jordan, are you coming, BUDDY? I'M ON MY WAY. Yeah, I'm doing I'm winning. Oh no. Are you okay, Garrett? Sorry. I just have never won anything in my life. It was a big moment for me. Oh no. I knew it. You went to the right. Oh. Yeah. I actually crashed so that didn't really Okay, I'm next to Garrett. Let's go. Hey, Jordy's in the race now. Oh, by the way, I don't know if I introduced the states already, but the losers have to pay uh for the GTA 6 of the winner.
Oh, what if I already bought it? That's a problem. Well, then you can give it away, Jay. Okay, mistakes here. We make it. We make it collector's edition. Collector's edition. Is there even a collector's edition? Wait. Yeah, DUDE. IT'S $400. GET OUT OF HERE, GARRETT. $400. WHAT THE HECK, BROTHER? I AIN'T SPENDING THAT ON A STUPID VIDEO GAME. YEAH, that's expensive. That's hell expensive. Why am I joking, Garrett? Sorry, Jordy. That was not for you. THAT ARE YOU JOKING, JORDY?
JELLY. YEAH, HE actually got me. Garrett, get out of the way. What? You son of a Come on. I got to be faster. I got to How did you guys drive past all my mines? I actually hit one, Jordy. Oh, no. Oh, you did. Oh, there we go. What? You know that's not even fair. I didn't even see it. I didn't really throw sucks to suck Garrett. Dude, back to back desk. Not I'm done. I'm proud of you. I'm out of here. Oh, it feels so good to be rude again to Garrett. Yeah, I'm being bullied back. It's like 20. Did you miss it, buddy?
I did. I did miss you guys. I am not the biggest bully, though. I wasn't the biggest bully size-wise, maybe. We nasty. Hey, buddy. Since when do you start fat shaving? I Yeah. Well, I'm not used to being fat shamed to be honest. I'm usually short shamed. Short shamed? I don't even know if you're fat. Some people I am not fat. I am definitely Sorry, Garrett. I'm sorry. I'm definitely not fat. Where are you? Where are you going?
You're the American. Where are you going? Get out of I am so far ahead of you guys. I'm totally out of this race. It's good to get lucky. You know, you got some good Jordy saved you with his mind. Yeah, it's true. Now I have no minds left. I actually did hit one of his mines, so there's that. Yeah. No, and now you're already at the finish line, so that's I'm kind of at the finish line, but I have made life a little bit harder for you guys.
I really appreciate that. No, you No, you didn't. No, no. I'm going to It's not going to hit me, is it? Of course it is. I'm actually going to slow down and watch. Come on. OH MY GOD, DUDE. I'm already in last place. Jay's got rockets. I know you got rockets. [screaming and laughter] Stupid. Jeez. Garrett. Garrett. Careful. Garrett. Dude. Oh, really? I was gay last place. I think I Yes, you did, Dirty. Yes, you did. Garrett, you came out of nowhere.
Oh, no. I died again. Are you joking? Is this a DNF for QB? No, I'm not. No, I'm joking. Oh my god. The first lap GNF. We should have a GNF on my final race. That would be embarrassing, bro. First, it was always like this. Okay, race number two. WHAT THE HECK? WHY ARE YOU STILL IN THAT SHITTY CAR? LISTEN, I WENT TO CHANGE IT AND IT JUST HAPPENED SO FAST. I COULDN'T. AND PLUS, I'm going to I don't HAVE TO HAVE A WHAT IS THAT? WHAT THE HELL? WHY ARE YOU READY? SORRY, GUYS. I HAD TO bring some nostalgia into these races. Oh my god, that is nostalgic. Dude, the red and yellow like the color scheme.
I was never a huge fan of it, to be honest. No, me neither. I like the blue color better. Come on. Actually, blue used to be Cody. I really like Cody. How about no sticky bombs in this race? Deal. Okay, sure. Garrett looks a little bit like Cody. What the I Dude, WE HAD ONE RULE. OH, GUYS, come on. Jelly drove off to re Yeah, I did. Sorry, Garrett. I just wanted to, you know, I just want I just wanted to.
Don't worry, that's going to come full circle for you, bud. Really? I mean, I am first place. I did that and I drove off on purpose. Wow. You know what? You're lucky I didn't even buy time sticky bombs. I didn't reup. Why didn't you? What are you? I was just hanging out with my boys. Hey, that was for Jordy. I missed. Don't Don't Please don't stick this team up against the red guy. Okay. All right. Oh, I Yeah, I'm the red guy now.
Exactly. I'll let you live. Just don't blow me up. I'm already in last place. This isn't looking good for us. This is looking great. This Listen, we can use the slipstream against each or together to catch up with him. Yeah. What the heck is that driving? Oh my goodness. First time. I drove the wrong way. No one told me we were going off-roading on in super cars. Isn't that the best thing to do? This is GTA 6 preparation, Garrett. Exactly, bro. Well, you're training. Wait, you want an off-road car for this type of terrain? Super cars are faster.
Super cars are great off-road. Are you catching up? Absolutely. I am, bro. Since when did you get that good? I am. I am the best. Don't he don't want to say it, but he's been practicing. I have been practicing, bro. Okay. Day and night. Garrett, do you know what Jay also has been practicing? Apparently, Jay can sing now. I can sing, bro. Oh, yeah. I heard. I did an AI analysis and it's not AI. It's 100% NOT IT HOW MUCH I PAID FOR THAT, BRO.
I Well, you don't just sound like that. Were you happy with the song? I meant the production itself, right? The voice is truly natural. AI. You just confirmed. There's no AI. I did not use any AI. No, not AI. Before you had all these effects, autotune and stuff. Right. No. There's absolutely no autotune in the song. I know what you're talking about. I do have to say it was a catchy song.
Hey, thank you, bro. That's good. I like it. I heard they're going to add the GTA 6. Oh, dude, that's that's under NDA. You can't say that. Oh. Oh, sorry. Cut it out. You can't say that. Editor, you got to cut this out. I can't talk about that. I can't talk How am I still first place? I'm uh literally just letting you have it at this point. We're doing three laps of this, bro. Get out of here. Are you good or are you good, Jay? You won a final race.
Was that one lap? That was one lap. Yeah, Garrett. Garrett lost three hairs during that. All right. Oh, he lost. Oh, you're in the red car. And you are definitely not the best. So Oh, I'm definitely the best right now. J, get out of here. Don't do it. Dude, I am so far behind. It's not EVEN YOU'RE JUST BAD. GARRETT, GET USED TO IT. I am just bad at this for sure. I was in second. You know, I was in second place. I'm so tense right now. I'm Wait, Jordy. I don't want to know that information. Wait, what? I'm sweating. Is that like the old age or what?
Yeah. Now I'm the old person here too. Garrett, we used to always call you. I'M THE YOUNG ONE NOW. YEAH. That's so a bunch of younger. So I like time didn't change guys. Oh yeah, that's true. I feel old, bro. I'm 30. I feel old as heck. We're like definitely in this space, bro. Can we take a little toilet break? I have to pee, guys. We're going to pop. You're not wearing a diaper. Jordy, me and you are definitely like really close to each other all the time.
Yeah, but that's just how it goes. I do have to be honest with you. It kind of hurt my ego the moment I saw you had more monthly views than me. Wait, what? He actually does, though. Yeah, dude. Jordy's ego. Do you not know? Don't worry, Jordy. Jordy, I don't really look at stats. We'll bring it back. What you pulling, Garrett? On my Instagram. Please give me a shout out. I All right. Why? I got Can you buy the GTA6 while you're at it?
Dude, you know what? It looks like I'm gonna have to buy a GTA. I'm in last place right now. So, no matter what, you're going to get it for me anyway. So, Oh. Let me out of here. Jesus Christ. LET ME HAVE IT. Get out of here. No. Yes. Is that why I was invited to this? Actually, now I think just so you could be third. Yes. You're the biggest YouTuber here. We need you. Dude, can we please DNF him? Can we No. We have to work hard. We're going to do We have to work hard, bro. He's actually 20 seconds.
Unless you shout us out on your channel. I'm already I'm so far. I'm so We need the money. Garrett, I SPENT IT ALL ON LAMBORGHINIS. You spent it all on your song. That's true. No, the song wasn't that expensive. Oh. Two wheels. I don't think I can come back in this if you guys don't start killing each other. So maybe you guys start killing each other so that I can Okay. It's He's 19 to 20 seconds behind. Okay. I think we It'll be just very tight. You can literally go to the bathroom and come back and I still Well, yeah.
No, it's actually It takes him a while. Oh, yeah. To get it going. Yeah, his old age. I need to relax first and sit down. Count down from five. And then I wish How old are you, Jordy? 32. I'm 31. I'm 30. 30? You're only 31. Never mind. I can't roast a 31year-old. I'm 30. But Garrett, what are you? 45, guys. You're going to laugh so hard at me right now. I actually do advanced skin care and I did it today and they fire lasers in my face to make me look younger. Oh, really? I actually get lasered in your face to look younger.
I actually got lasered. It's called the BBL hero. BBL? Doesn't that mean big Brazilian lift or something? No, it's more like broad lights. [screaming] Garrett. Garrett, I was telling a personal story. You do this to me. Dude, you're done. Like, it's straight up. Yeah. He was saying how he got plastic surgery because of his old age. What? Oh, really? It's not plastic. No, it's just lasers.
Okay. So, we got laser in your eyes. Like you, Jay? No, not in my eyes. Oh my god. You guys are just going to You guys are going to lose big time, boys. Dude, go after THIS GUY. DUDE, COME ON. YOU blew me up. Yeah, try to catch me, boys. I'm the bright green guy. I was being so nice, by the way. An eye for an eye is what they say. I thought you were in first and I was just doing my duty. Okay. Unlike you guys holding hands in first and second place.
Holding hands racing. It's just trying to milk you for my money. Come on. Yeah, you're definitely not catching me anymore, guys. I'm too far ahead. Nope. No. We're not. Jelly. Oh, did you just I did fall down. I did. I did fall. I did do a little oopsie. Jelly, get back here. Okay. Okay, I got this, bro. Dude, we're 9 minutes into this race. It's just offroads with super. Oh, there it is. Old school.
The craziest race you can choose for this. You're going to get If you do it flawless, you're going to make it. If you crash, you're not Well, there you go. Jill just helped you out. Wait, wait. Did I kill you, Jordy? Don't worry. You killed me. All right. Good luck, Garrett. Good luck. No, I think he's not going to DNF. I'm going to make it. Garrett, now here they 19 seconds, bro. It's actually only three corners. Oh, it's here. You made it.
There's no bombs. Got it, baby. I still got it. Let's go. Easy. Can't DNF him. I almost didn't make that. I almost did not make that. The goal here is not to DNF. Yo, FIRST PLACE AGAIN. WOO! TECHNICALLY, Jell is doing way better than he's ever done in his life right now. Uh, excuse me. Yeah, I've never seen him do this. Well, I have more subs than both of you combined. Okay. What? Wait to make it personal, Jelly.
Sorry. All right. Listen, baby. I won both races. Can you beat me, guys? Come on. We got to work a little harder here. Did you guys make it no contact just for me? That's so nice. Oh my god. Is it actually no contact? Okay, you guys are done. Now I can show you who's best. That means we can't blow each other up. So now it's pure skill. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. THIS IS AN OLD ASS RACE. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? [screaming] LET'S GO. OH MY GOD. I'M I'm going to fly over that.
I got it. I crashed on the balcony. Are you joking? [screaming] Garrett's in the water. I'm literally gone, guys. Good to see you here. I think is the ultimate GTA 5 racer. It's clear. It's clear who always gets the W. I have an embarrassing announcement. I just crashed into a LIGHT POST. HOW BAD ARE you guys? Why are you both so terrible? Why? When are you so rude? I'm just trying to be nice. You spent so much money on your Lamborghini and you spent so much money on your music video that I didn't want you having to pay for it's Lamborghini with an S.
Sorry. Lamborghini. All right. My bad. A different brand, guys. This is WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OH, SHOOT. I FORGOT IT'S NON-CONT. THERE'S GOING BUDDY. I was trying to block you. I'm definitely going to catch you anyways, so it's not really a problem. I've been practicing. All right, how about give me 15 seconds. All right, from now past two minutes amount of time than that. Let me see.
I've got to make sure I pass it. Dude, is it three laps? Garrett, you're so bad. Put your glasses on, Garrett. You're the one that just, you know, spun out. I don't wear glasses anymore, dude. Holy. Last time we played, I weren't glasses. I don't wear glasses anymore. Wait, you got lasic? Yeah, I got lasic lasery surgery. I GOT THE YOU ALSO DID LASER. Jordy and Garrett did laser. But you got it in your eyes. That's interesting. I got it. YOU PASSED ME. YEAH, I DID. DUDE, HOW the heck did you land on the road?
Yeah. I just know how to control my car. It's called driving. Yeah. Garrett, you thought I was bad, eh? What the heck? Oh my. No. I hit the ledge. You think I'm bad? slammed into a wall. All right, don't worry, Garrett. Even though you are a good 20 seconds behind, we got this wall right. This is such old school races. People that watch this, I'd be surprised if they even remember this one. You know what I'm saying? Like these wall. I think some people will remember this race.
Come on. Wait, how do you have a wall? I think I might be quicker than you. I have a custom car. All right, so where's the wall? Right. Oh, there it is. DUDE, I ALMOST GOT THAT FIRST TRY. THIS is so easy. If you don't get it first try, you suck. FIRST TRY. NO. I SPUN [screaming] OUT. NO. YEAH, YOU SUCK. WAIT, DID YOU GET FIRST TRY? SO BAD. WE HAD 13 years to practice this game. I should have practiced, but I somehow still spun out. I don't know how. There you go.
Oh, wait. I found out about something. I'm the only one who hasn't been lasered somewhere. Are you sure about that? I mean, not on purpose, Jordy. Anyway, should we give Garrett the DNF? He's still stuck on a wall ride. Yeah, definitely. Dude, I dude, this is my Wait for me, please. Oh, you don't have to. I don't have to. Oh my god, it's literally here. D FOR GARRETT. DNF. THERE'S no way. J, we got such a head start. You're captain GTA. It's over. It's over, dude. I Dude, I mean, they don't have enough points. That's my third first place.
This is where I come back. This is where EVERY WHERE THE HECK are we? It's a tight rope race, guys. How is this a This is an OG tight rope race, boys. Come on. Is it a Zeno race? Garrett, by the way, are we swearing in GTA 6? Think about it, dude. Of course. It's a 18 plus game. Yeah, true. Who cares? All right, we're falling down. Why are we falling down? I don't get it. Wait, what the happening down there?
What? Okay, this is such an old map. It doesn't work. It works. It works fine. What do you mean? I think you just got to nail the landing, boys. Oh, definitely not nailing this one. I nailed it. It worked. Easy. Oh, I did it. G, do you want me to wait for you? Nah. Come on. I need to keep getting first place. What the heck is this? I think they go they make you go too fast. The boosters didn't work. I just used it.
Oh, Jill, use the boosters here. You mean it? No. You're so nice. I love you. Come on. A You're such an Please, please, please, please. I MEAN, FIRST PLACE. OH MY GOD. GARRETT IS FIRST PLACE for the first time. What? Yes. No. I was in first place the last race for a second. What do you mean? Did you make it, Garrett? Hell yeah, I made it, bro. I'm just built different. I don't think I can do this.
Oh my goodness. NO, I'M GOING TO DNF, BRO. I cannot believe this. I'm just I'm literally just going to take the ramp. Did you do that? I think that's the easiest. No, I got out of the car. I just walked there. All right, Garrett is first place for the first time. But the question remains, will he last? You cooking? Good looking. Or do you like to cook, Gary? Let's not place anything here like bombs. scared. I did place bombs. You did? I placed a bajillion bombs. What? Where? Where are the bombs? There's no bombs.
Jimmy, why are you shooting at me? That felt personal. THAT FELT REALLY [screaming] THERE'S A BOMB. He's going to win. He's 20 seconds ahead. 20 seconds. I know. I got to get him. Don't Don't count your blood. He's bad for his ego. Oh, what the heck is this? Do I need time? It's under desert measures. I don't need the boost. Thanks for uh jumping in here when one of our other friends just left us in the dust. I don't need the boost.
Oh. He's done. He's made it. He's actually made it. Garrett, you actually genuinely made I'm in DNF territory, Jordy. Well, you know, I'm tanking all of these mines, so you're welcome. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I think that was you hitting the propane tank. Come on. I don't think you can DNF here, by the way. I think it's physically impossible. I'm too close. You're actually You're right behind him. If he misses this. OH MY GOD. DID YOU GET THAT? But I didn't make it. That was actually sick, too.
Was that a bomb? What was it? Uh yeah, that was one of those rockets. The rockets. What? That was a sick shot. But unfortunately, I didn't make it. So, I still got third. As you guys get first place, so I don't have to buy anyone GTA, right, guys? That was the rule. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We got one more race. All or nothing. Oh, wait. Are we doing an all or nothing? I have three W's. I feel like Jordy has to win the Yeah, sure. Winner takes all. All right. Winner takes all. Let's go. I don't have the T20 readily available like you guys do, so I went old school with the end of the XF. That's a terrible car.
Yeah, you're you've lost already. really do this. You might as well just leave, bro. Come on. You might as well just get out. Okay. Oh, you get out, bro. All right. You literally messed that up. First place. I'm not going to lose out. All right. I don't know why. All right, Jordy. I will not blow you up GTA. All right. I will not blow you up. I repeat, I will not that. It's all skills at this point, right?
He's lying. It's all or nothing. ALL RIGHT. COME ON, JORDAN. OH, Garrett is actually You know what they say, a desperate man is a dangerous man. Garrett, even jump right now. We're not Oh, here it is. What's happening? Oh, this is just a jump. The wall, right? Oh, oh, oh. Perfect. That's a quick That's a big jump, Jordy. OH, GARRETT, GET OUT OF HERE. GARRETT, don't do this. Get off my butt cheeks.
You got a perfect landing, boys. All right. Okay. I'm on the dirt. Perfect landing. I'm on the dirt. WHERE'S THE WALL RIDE? I don't know. It's coming. You did that. What was that? What? You catapulted me into that. You gave it J. You literally gave the win to Jimmy. Well, that is if I one shot the wall ride. Here it is, boys. No way. Wait, the wall ride's here. Okay. The f I remember this race. Oh my goodness. This is so No, dude. That was not intentional, dude. I meant to just put sticky mines on both of you.
I failed the wall ride, but it's fine. I DID. NO. [screaming] WHY DID YOU PUT A BOMB THERE? Are you kidding me, Joe? This is a wholesome race. Yeah, J. THAT'S WHAT YOU DO. I WOULD FALL IN THE WATER, TOO. IT'S ALL OR NOTHING. SORRY. And a boomer's doing it, too. Oh, the pooper. What the heck, man? Get out of here, Garrett. Get out of here. Oh, baby. I did it. Finish. Did Garrett do it? No. And I'm third place. Really?
All right, guys. [screaming] Thank you, everyone. Didn't win. You got to pay us. Okay, this is propaganda, guys. This is fake news, but uh I'll take it. See you in GTA 6. Bye. That's right. I'll get you guys GTA 6. Oh, thank you, Jordy. Collector's edition, right? Oh, yes. Collector Edition. That's what we agreed on last minute.
