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Today, I'm playing Nio 3. I played Dark Souls 3. I played Code Vein 2. I played Dark Souls 2. I played Nio 1, Nio 2. I played Matrix: Path of Neo. I'm ready for this game. I'm definitely going to be a woman ninja with a sword type shogun. Let me uh hit right trigger to switch to ninja style. Here we go. You can be a grandma. Dang, I'm dumb. I didn't even need to play Nio 1 and 2. They got the whole story lines right here. Boom, look at that. Doop boom, that's That's it.
Let's go over some of the ninja techniques. What was that? Ninja. What was that? Grandma got in. The owl shift and burst. Oop. Thanks, tutorial. You need not journey alone. I will come with you. Thank you, Garfield. I'll create a barrier. Not Kuni Masu. Wait, is that I'll create a barrier. I'll create a barrier with my plunging attack. Plunging shh. Straight up. Put him down.
Plunging attack is longer, but much better than this one. Nioh 3, actually. Ninja. Oh my god, I chopped his head off. A single arrow to the head will kill most anything. Really? Whoa wait, an arrow to the head will kill nearly anyone? Oh, you don't stand a chance. And now for the most powerful throwing stone. I missed. An arrow to the head will kill this entire beast in one hit. Nope. Oh, you got to be at least level to fight that guy.
Is this like a big open world Nioh? Oh, my bad. Nioh 3 is an open field game, not open world. Elden Ring is open world. Sonic Frontiers, open zone. Open well. Starfield, not open field though, open world. Oh yeah, this is so open. Oh no. Wait a minute. What Who is that? That would be a Scumpus. Give me that script. Go away. I don't want to look at that. Scumpus, why? Oh my god, that's a Werehog. What just what Who did that? Oh. I'm getting framed. Without his head, he's powerless. Who killed me last time? Oh, it was you.
It was you who did that. Oh, he's laughing at me. I'm getting him. Come on, blue man. Get in there. He died. I see you in there. You're not secret at all. I can see your giant head in there. You're the least secret guy ever. [groaning] How did I How did he steal you? How big is this gate? Uh for the way that I play Neo? Foolish demon, you cannot slay me with the power of water. I picked the blue Pokémon at the start of the game.
This is going to be like a 700-hour game. [groaning] You can't hit me from there. Oh yeah, you can. The term enemy base is used to refer to any collection of enemies holding a point. Look at that bridge. What is that? Some kind of enemy base? you like an enemy base or something? with all these crystals. What is this? Some kind of enemy base? gate is closed. Why is the gate closed? Is there an enemy base behind there? Chijiko. They love to get shot. Is this little green baby Chijiko an ally or an enemy full of [screaming] bases?
I don't know why this guy has such a good song. He's not very strong. No, I knocked it down. 100 item monster. Only a Neo 30 do you get more longbows than arrows to actually shoot out of them. What fun. Hide and seek, Spider-Man. To hit a bee, you have to go in the bee stance. Give me that cat. Take this. Who did that? I'm over here just going shoom. Where are my rocks? Wait, let me get mine out. One sec. Wait. No, no, no. [__] [__] Wait up. I'm getting mine.
[snorts] You want to play that? Yeah. No, I got that, too. Oh, yeah? How you like that? Oh, yeah? This is a good battle. Out of there. All right. Now, back to my business. Knocked out the whole Hello. The rock Oh, this is like a secret boss. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I got the good strategy here. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What are you trying to get? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Formidable enemy defeated. He was truly formidable. They're running and this is kind of like super chip flake you if you guys have played it. I remember this guy. Of course, the last time I faced him I didn't have this awesome move. Oh my god, can I face me? No. I beat like some bosses in Nioh 2. I'll shoot him in the head. Watch this. Wait, wait. Ouch.
Oh, nah. Nah, nah, nah. Get him out of there. [screaming] Did he really try to swing at me after he died? Scrampous chase. I must get the powers of the Scrampous. Where you going? Caught you, Scrampous. I feel like some people who watch this channel don't even realize I have a level 11 Scrampous core unlocked. He's stuck on that. Now's my chance. That's pretty bad that I missed, but I still got him. What did I just do to that table? That is the same company who makes the tables in Code Vein, too.
GRANDMA, CHARGE! [screaming] GRANDMA, CHARGE! I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD AT THIS. NO! GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD, SHOOT. Shoot the air. Go ahead. I don't. Overall, I would say this game is much less evil than Nioh 1 and 2. Mostly because you're not listening to like evil Satan music the entire game. Nioh 1, like every level the music was Come on bubble frog. COME ON BUBBLE CRAB. GET HIM. OOH, I'M GOOD AT BEING THE GRANDMA. YOU SHOULD PLAY that music when you're chasing the Scrumpus cat.
[screaming] You can make that jump. Come on, you can Jump right up back. That is a big Smiegel. Oh my god. Ow. Big Smiegel. Oh god, he's waking up. Come on, boy. Uh-uh. No. I'm walking. Don't eat me, Smiegel. I got farther in your game than anybody else. There. I broke his foot. Take that, you big Smiegel. That's all he had? He only had three items? I am a grandma and it's time for a kiddie's playdate.
He just chopped down the entire forest in 3 seconds. This guy get him Wait. [screaming] I'm petting a guy. Don't kill me. All right, I'm done. Now you can kill me. Oh, that's a cool move here. For like a beginner, for somebody just starting off, like it just that just became a ninja yesterday, that's pretty like you're doing pretty cool stuff here. Of course, when you start getting into kind of the more advanced techniques, you start doing stuff like this. You know. And that's kind of the some of the more high-end techniques. Listen, I'm not aiming for you. I'm aiming for this guy.
I'm going for this guy. [screaming] THAT'S WHAT I SAID. OH, not this crap from Nioh 1. Take like 700 hours to beat this stupid thing. Come on, do it. Oh, NO, IT DIDN'T WORK. CATS. Come on, Get her, cats. Get her. Hit her. No. You need more cats. That's why I won. Now that I'm winning so much, I love the Nioh franchise. I'm going to go back and beat Nioh 1 now. Or I'm just never going to play another
game by this studio ever again. I'll play a little bit more. Attack. Attack my army of cats. Yeah. Get them out of there. Yeah. Oh, was that Tornado Tony still? After all this time. Hey, Tone. I got the spaghetti like you told me to do. For this sneak attack, I'm going to jump up, jump over the head, slice her head off in the air. Check this out. You're lucky. You're lucky you got this ladder here. Where'd you come from? Cats. Get them. Tony, got serious. Okay, no more being funny, you guys. Well, how about that? Activating ninja mode. I'm a super sneaky ninja.
Here I come. How could he have ever known? A ninja turtle. Hey, come here. Get over here. Hey, hey, hey. Oh my god, hurry up. He's going to kill me. Whatever move he was doing there, I got to get there for me. And that is dumb. All right. You know what they used to call me? Spinaroni Tony, cuz I would spin around all day like this with a big piece of baloney. We Come here get some. Come get me. Come on. Come and get me. They call me spin around Tony. Can you get me? Can you beat spin around Tony at his own game?
Nope. A ninja. There's no way a ninja would fall for this move. Grandma No more. No more now. Stop I'm so fast. I thought ogres were only in Cold Vein 2. Stop throwing the dumb rocks. What do you even do? What is that? What do you even kill me? No more dumb stuff, dumb game. Stop throwing that rock. The trick is to bait out this guy. Stop that. The trick is to never play any of these games. It isn't enough. I still require 19 more sunstones to unlock Sunstone neck. You have much to learn. I've learned this. Oh, oh, what was that? That was a nice move.
Let's go. Come on. Here we go. Walk into the move. Will he walk into it? Yep. Now that's a formidable enemy. Now what is this guy going to do if I summon him here? How's he going to fight me? Oh my god. Okay, ALMOST DIED TWICE THERE. GOOD BATTLE. THAT WAS A good battle.
