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Hello everybody. My name is Mark and welcome to dial.gg. Do you have ears? Might sound like an insensitive question, but it won't sound like that if you don't have ears. Oh god. I don't know what's wrong with me. I've tried to record this three times. I'm just going to gloss over that. We're all going to forget that happened. The editors will make a determination if the last part actually gets in there. My career is in their hands. I'm sure that they won't treat me awry. Hey, distraction. Look at that. Hey, I finally got the uh the disc producer. DP
103. So, I tested one. I did a test copy of one and it does work and I popped it into a DVD/Blu-ray player and it worked. It played. It had a menu and everything. Now, here's the thing. How the hell do I make a custom menu? Does anybody know in 2026, the year of our Lord, what the hell you use to make a custom DVD menu? It has nothing to do with any of this, but I'm going to start to get rolling to talking [__] like this while I talk about [__] like you. What does that mean? I don't know. I don't know what's wrong with me. Anyway, so my ears are ears and I don't know if they're good or not. So, let's test that out.
You hear a sound, you recreate it. Simple as that. Uh it would be easier. Maybe that's the point that it's not easier. If it would be easier if it left me with a bit of silence before it goes to the next tone wherever it defaults to, but Now, this isn't I don't think that this is actually going to be for like perfect pitch. That's not what this is about. Oh, it was higher. Okay. WHAT THAT'S ONLY THREE OFF. I DON'T KNOW. I shouldn't try to recreate it because what's in my head and what's out my mouth isn't always the same thing, which is my excuse for all the things that I've said in this video thus far that
may or may not be in here because the editors are covering for me and they're complicit in the crime. I shouldn't say that when I'm trying to entice people to cover up for my crimes. Uh I'll pay them money. Man, I'm way off. But that doesn't Okay, am I mean I Okay, I've never claimed to have perfect pitch. I've never claimed to have close to perfect pitch. So, this is just Let me increase the volume. Closer, I think. I don't know what my scores are.
Hey, but I'm I'm not in the top million. Wow, that's pretty embarrassing. Your pitch memory is better than you deserve. Yeah, I know. Jesus Christ. All right, whatever. Hold on. I have one outlier Well, I have two outliers. I Okay, if there's two, it's not really an outlier, but I'm going to say it's kind of an outlier. ish Let's try again. [snorts]
Can you imagine like a battle royale, I saw multiplayer, a battle royale version of this where there's 100 people in a room JUST ALL GOING OH, IT WAS 116. OH, [__] I COULD HAVE HAD THAT. I would second-guess it. [bell] Ooh, I've been Okay, so the higher it is the less the discrepancy counts or something like that. I'm tuning in. I'm calibrating. I'm Oh, hey.
Ah, okay. That's That might be my best one so far. That was my best one so far. 49, the frequency of almost Stephanie. Hey, [__] you, man. Oh, come on. Hey, oh, come on. But I Jesus Christ, what did you do, you thousand? Well, all right then, everyone's a bunch of overachievers over here. You're trying to be so god damn perfect all the time. All right, I'm going to keep going till I get one perfect, and I know I'm only playing on easy. Well, let me try hard, okay. Let me try hard on try hard. Let's see what
Ah, still good. This is less time to hear it, I think. Oh, it dipped IT OH, IT HIT IT YEAH, YEAH, I DIED WHILE YOU SAW. [screaming] LET'S SEE IT ZOOM. ZOOM ON WHAT HAPPENED. I had it and it dragged down WHEN I TRIED TO CLICK ON THE THING. HUH, that was hard. I don't know why that was so hard. That's what she said.
I feel like the scores are just arbitrary at this point. That's six away. I don't know why that deserves that many off. OH. AH. [screaming and groaning] OKAY. ALL RIGHT. So, I have this really bad outlier there. We'll allow it barely. What do you mean? I feel like that's pretty except for this. That was not my fault. Replay it 10 times in a row. Don't interrupt me talking, have me talking over it, but create some dramatic music to showcase the injustice of the moment
that occurred, and then blow everything up. That You forgot something. Well, blow me up. Yeah, I'll keep going on hard. That was more of a challenge. Oh, MY RECORDING GOD, I BETTER BE RECORDING THAT. OH. YES. YEAH. I HAVE ATTUNED WITH the universe. I Oh my god, I'm going to get such an outlier on one of these. I'm going to get to have like 10 three.
Oh my god, that was Oh. Okay. Oh. NO. OH, IT'S OKAY. I'll take it. I will take it because that means that I don't have an Look at that. Oh, perfect score. You've peaked. It's all down from here. Tell everyone. I did. I Oh my [__] GOD. THAT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO talk about ears. I think it gives me an authority and it forgives anything I might have said earlier in this episode about ears, okay? I don't think that I'm in the wrong because I would have heard otherwise.
Oh, what's it like This is going straight to my head if you didn't know. It was already in my head. The ears were already attached to my head. The sound was coming from inside and the sound is genius and IT IS ME. I PROBABLY GOT a better score than you. What is it like to be effectively worse than me? Oh, you're going to go to this website you're going to try, but you're never going to make it. I'm going to put my initials in there. I [__] got to do it. I got it. I'm in there. I'm in the system. I spent so much brain power diverting to my hearing sensors. I forgot my middle name. That's not all. That's That's not all.
That is the opposite of all. They have other modules, I think is actually part of the better term for that. Hard. What's the Bright soul. No, I don't think so. Single player. That's weird that you're talking. Purple. Oh my Oh, [__] Oh. Uh purple. [__] Nine out of 10. That looks way different to me, but it's cuz my eyes are so good. Okay. All right. Hang on, I got to recalibrate. I got send neurons from my ears to my eyes. It's like a brownish gray. How do you get brown? It's It's kind of desaturated. But darker. No, wasn't Yeah, it was a bit darker. Like that.
Uh good. [clears throat] Uh that's not Oh, it's kind of got more pink to it. My brain took a proper snapshot for once. I'm Look, I just started. Kind of a mauve. It's mauve. It's looking mauve. That's looking real mauve. It's kind of like a purple with a pink. A little light. A little light, but not that light. Not that light. Man, I don't remember it all. My Is that mauve? I wouldn't say that's That's not looking the That it That's looking mauve?
Mauve. [__] I was way off. I always think things are brighter in my memory. Must be because I'm so optimistic. I must be still riding the high from my victory in the sound module. This accuracy is making people uncomfortable. Because it's so good? Because it's so bad. Actually, I was right on Well, I was right on the hue. The saturation and brightness were off. Okay, so I just need to dial those down. My saturation was spot on. My hue, sorry. Blue. It's blue. It's basically blue. Straight up blue. That is pretty much straight blue. But saturated and brighter. Oh man, I'm
thinking everything's brighter than it was. It's not that bright. It's not that saturated. No, it was. It was very blue. It was extremely blue, but probably not that bright. Go for it. Oh! For once, I WAS BRIGHTER THAN WHAT I THOUGHT. More saturated. Off by a pixel. We're disturbed. Not impressed. Okay, whatever man. Black. Oh, green. Kind of like a forest green. Slightly dark.
70% saturation. Kind of like a tint of blue maybe. Hint of blue. Is that what it was? I feel like it was a little What was it missing? I can't tell. Hmm, something don't feel right. That's what it was. It was more saturated, but darker, I think. Yeah, like that. Mhm. [clears throat] That was pretty close. My hue was way off, though. My saturation and brightness were accurate, but my hue was off. Cuz it did have more blue. And then I said it didn't because I switched that and then I did the All right, whatever. Okay, what I get?
It seems to be a very solid theme going on here, but they don't only flipped here, but these all kind It's weird. Wait a minute. There's some data in the pattern here. This and this are very similarly off. This is also very similarly off, but this is flipped in a way. I am just so much more optimistic. Yeah, that's what it is. I've just got All right, let's try hard. Single player. Brown. It's pretty brown. It's very brown.
Darker. It's darker. God, it's But not that much darker. Actually, that's really nice. One decimal from perfection. Sleep well. Thank you. Teal. Tealish. Kind of, maybe? Uh, I feel like it was a bit more blue. No, it wasn't a bit more blue. Whoa, my hue is way off. What? You locked that color in like it owed you rent. I don't think those were that close. I think actually these are pronouncedly different. How What metric are you judging this by?
Like a pale pink with kind of leaning a little purple, but very pale, but really dark. Nope. Why do I imagine it? Oh, what It's because what's happening is I'm seeing all the colors that come before it, and I forget which one I'm supposed to memorize. Adequate frame. That wouldn't hang it on your wall. Uh, whatever, man. Shut up. Like it's not that color, it's not that color either. It's this color. Okay. Like a tangerine orange. Maybe? Whoa. Salmon. It was salmon, not orange. Why did I get Oh my god. Poop. It's poop. It's the color of poop. That's straight up poop. Just got to make some poop. Bam.
[__] what? Are they changing it on me? Was that the color? Is it them flashing the other colors? Is that actually affecting the color that I'm seeing? Cuz there's a thing about that, right? When you have When you stare at other colors, the color cones linger from I don't That It was straight up poop. I remember the poop. It looked like poop, and my poop don't look like that. They're tricking me. They're tricking me. All right, hold on. Okay. Weirdly good, suspiciously good. No, it's not. Dark. But such a no. I don't remember at all. I Oh, [__] I think it's all clear that I don't have a photographic memory, right? We're all
agreed with that. I've got too much imagination going on for me to be able to remember this. But let me All I need to do is reconfigure my neuronal structure so that I can actually create a subsystem in my brain that is better at this, right? That's all I need to do. Okay. All right. I have it. I have it locked in. I have it. No. Wait. This feels wrong. No. That's It was more poopy. It's more poopy. But it was more peepy. How the [__] do I get that It was way more pee. I'm trying one eye. Got it. Nailed it.
Stole one eye, that's what they call me. Old one eye. Nope. Not even nope. Saturated, bright, saturated bright and kind of green. Okay, bright, saturated, bright and kind of green. Yeah, maybe a little darker. Maybe not. Kind of green. Oh. It wasn't as saturated as I thought I swear. They're [__] with me. Hold on. Cuz I got the brightness and I got the hue really close, but I thought that was much more saturated than it was. Maybe Okay, I'm going to try the left eye.
Okay, I'm trying the left eye. I'm going to see which eye is betraying me. Okay? Signal which eye is betraying me. It's a similar pissy yellow. It's not very saturated. It's kind of dark. Little more orange, like that. What? No [__] way. No. See, I'm not color blind because I can see the differences in the color. Like I can see the differences, but I'm the kind of What's the equivalent of tone deaf but for eyes? And that's not color blind. And I know I'm not. I've taken it I'll take one right now cuz all you I'm not. Watch this.
Just you wait. Nine. Two. Five. Nine. Three. Nine. Eight. Five. Six. Three. Four. Three. Seven. Five. Three. Nine. Three. Six. Oh, [__] you. No. Okay, no. unfuck you. See? Normal. That's me, baby. I'm normal. But, my memory for it is bad. So, let's try this again. Unsaturated kind of bright pink.
Oh. Okay. Ah. Dim, like middle-of-the-road saturation brightness, and then orangeish. No, no, it wasn't brown. Why didn't I say the color that it was out loud? It was very middle-of-the-road. Maybe it had a bit more yellow into I can't remember. Oh, it did. Okay. All right. That's Hey, that hue is shockingly close. See, this is where I don't get you. See, my saturation and brightness are not that off, but I've had a nine that was weirdly closer than that. That was farther away than that, I think. Mhm. Burnt crimson. Like a burnt crimson. Is that crimson that way or I think it might be this way.
No, not that bright. It was like that. No, but it was more red. It might have been like damn near straight-up red. And it was kind of burnt crimson. Not that bright. Yeah, it wasn't that bright, but actually it was more saturated. But less bright. Your memory is upsettingly good. Yeah, to me. Okay. Kind of like a just a orange. Just dim orange. Kind of orange. Kind of but saturated enough to register as orange, but it was dim, but not that dim. Kind of Mhm. It was pretty much straight-up orange. But just a little on the dim side. Oh.
Ho. Oh. We can't tell the difference, and neither can you. I mean, I can tell the difference cuz I'm not color blind. Okay, I'm getting better. I'm still not great. I'm way worse on the rankings than I was on the sound, but I was really getting better towards the end there. Let me do Let me try brutal. Single. Woah. Blue. Okay, am I Wait. Am I Oh, [__] [__] Blue. It was blue. WHAT THE [__] WHAT? SO, I work better under pressure. That's the answer. I work better under pressure.
Oh, what is that? It's like a What is It's like kind of a pale purple-ish thing. And uh it's not going What the [__] I mean, that's not great. Don't get me wrong. It's under nine, which is like not But, the fact that under the pressure it's actually working better. The adrenaline getting to me. Dark. It's like a dark purple. Very dark. Unsaturated I like that. [__] what the [__] What the [__] I'm doing better. HOLY [__] HOLY [__] OH, it's like a dark forest green. Dark. Darker.
Okay, that is That's still I thought Oh, my sat my Oh my god, my saturation and brightness were almost exactly spot-on. My hue was wrong. That's like a It's like a kind of a purpley pink kind of thing, but desaturated. No, no, it was more saturated. [__] God damn it. It's [__] It's closer than I thought it'd be. I just didn't have that much space to do it. Oh. OH MY GOD. OKAY, besides that last one, I just ran out of time to get to where I wanted to be.
All right, I think I've got one more here. Time. Okay, we're trying to count time here, right? So, time, I'm guessing I've durations. Try to recreate What do you mean recreate? I will see how this goes. OH MY GOD, I am incredible. Pretty close, pretty close, pretty close. Eh, all right, I'm getting worse. I think I'm getting worse. I'm getting better. I am time. Not impressed, but concerned. Oh. Oh, I still got over nine. Okay, cool. Yes. Oh, well, I'm way down in the rankings.
I thought I was Okay, whatever. One point from perfection, that's one point that point is everything. Well, I'm actually two. If you I appreciate you rounding up on me, but you know, whatever. So, what if it's uh hard? It's hard to do. I'm guessing this is longer durations. What the [__] is the other donk Why are you putting another donking in there? Okay. All right. You have the timing of someone who just Okay. All right. Well, My superpower might not be time. Okay, getting a little better. Okay, it's the other donking.
The donking is getting in the way. I'm a little bit behind. I'm a bit behind on all these. All right. Okay. All right, then. All right. Still not too good. Okay, I'm going to leave it at there. Time's not my specialty. Apparently, everyone's too good at time. I'm not good enough at time to compete with that. But, hey, the sound I was pretty good at. The color I got there eventually and proved myself non-color blind, which is more important to stave off the debate. Anyway, I still got a little work to get these going mass producing, but for now it's um it's pretty cool. They have a lot of satisfying funkage. It reminds me of like when my dad worked with printers a lot because you know, all the plastic
trays and things like that. I mean, it's kind of the same nowadays, but there's a something there's a difference to it. This has the kind of plastic that's in old tech that's not in like modern plastic tech like printers and stuff. I don't know. It's a little sturdier and I don't know how to explain it. It's nicer and it sounds more robust when you're pressing it and clicking it. I don't know if any of this will come through, but hold on. A lot of you are just like, "Wow, Mark, that sounds like a microwave. Way to go." And I'm like, "Okay, all right, guys. You don't need to leave me that hard." But anyway, this was dial.gg. Link in the description if you want to try this for yourself.
Uh I look forward to you bashing your head against wall trying to beat my high scores. Uh except for the ones that you can beat pretty easily. The sound one. That was pretty impressive. All right, thank you. All right, anyway, it's if you want to play it. Let me know if you have any questions below. Thank you. And as always, I'll see you in the next video. Bye-bye.
