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Okay, let's go into the new game "Total Drama Island". From the official developers or someone there, Cartoon Network, Total Drama Corporation. Just take my money. Take them away. Ask me. Dude, who the hell am I supposed to be now? No. No, I hate her. I don't want to be her. Welcome to the island of "Total Drama". I'm your host, Chris McLean or whoever. Every day you will compete against other teams in " technically fair" challenges. If you lose, you go to a ceremony by the bonfire, where there is a risk of elimination. Only one
camper will achieve cheap yellow fame on "Total Drama" Island. I didn't want to be Sadie, but now I have to be on the team with Katie. Hey, Katie. Are you also a 40-year-old man and can you try to answer me in the chat? Oh, great. You are not like that . You are a 3-year-old child. You are nobody. Oh, no, you are like that. You are 40. How are you? You know, we have to stick together. Am I right? You shake your head "no." You.What is this, a harbinger of rebellion? Oh, my God. No, Katie. Try giving them a spanking. Dude, she's on a different team. She's in "The Twisted Squirrels" or whatever it's called. Crocodile.
Dude, this game is just a complete waste of everything. Come on. Yabba. I didn't go through all these hoops and waste my life on this crap to achieve nothing. Oho. As? Bro, she kind of didn't let me jump high enough. Devil. Croc- It's a good thing there's no voice chat in this game. I have a Yabba. Oh. Yabba, but.yeah, but. oh, okay, I was one of the first, fifth place. Katie, they're going to shoot Katie in the head right in front of me. "Screaming Groundhogs" stole the show. Enjoy your 10 Chris coins. That's what happens to losers. Dude, Heather needs to shut the [__] up, bro. She is behaving so meanly.
I have a little marshmallow on my head. My ass can eat it. Don't kick Katie out. Please. No, seriously, you guys can't do it without me. Is this like an NPC or something? Wait for the biggest loss you will get. Dude, why is everyone so angry? Is this how it is done? To blame. Can I.Accuse. Oh, poor Heather never got.oh no, that's not what I meant. That's not what I meant Compliment Heather. Compliment Geezer. Geezer, it's just fire, you were on top, how do I enter observer mode? Oh, please, please, save my Katie.
Hello everyone. I'm just relaxing here with you. Devil. Oh, sorry, I'm not feeling well today. Yes, we are here to relax with you guys. Is this even possible, or do you.yeah, everyone just needs to take their seats. There 's this crazy secure chat here. This actually helps solve the problem, how is it? Age- restricted chat. Well done, guys. So, everyone ready? Wait, I'm here now. Compliment. No, damn Sadie, Katie. Come on, Katie. Oh, Chris McLean, Blaine. Dude, I'm getting hate right now because I don't know how to pronounce it. Listen, I'm 40. I haven't watched that show in about 20 years. Literally about 20 years, I guess, since I saw that show. Sadie, shut up,
you… This isn't a safe chat where you can write, is it? You know what, Izzy? I like you. No, why are they against me? Okay, thank God. You were very limited, but don't worry, your memory will live forever. On camera. Bro, they treat me so rudely. Well, that's probably all. It's a shame to leave. Hey, at least I don't have that haircut. Oh, no, there is. Bro, they…I'm on the same team as you, and you call me fat, agreeing with Izzy. What can I even say? Beg. Oh, no, no, no, no, please let me stay. Let's make friends on the basis of hatred for Sadie. Dude, oh my god. I'm done. I need to play to the fullest. It's good that they're still
on my team. Okay, Geezer, you're on my team. Run back to the other side. And then get up. It's easy, the main thing is not to fall into the abyss. Where the hell are we going? Dude. And this game is completely new, no one has even had time to play it. I am in last place. I am literally in last place. They will kick me out. I'll catch up. I am the best player in both. I belong, um, to this world. I am a good person. I am worthy of love. Please, please, please.
Okay. Yes, go down, idiot. Third. Okay, third place is not bad. Heather, I.I hate Heather so much, but I have to be nice. Compliment. Geezer, you did great, Geezer. Please approve me. Geezer doesn't always spell correctly. You're gone, Bridget. Sadie, I wasn't talking to you. How can I deserve your love? You hit the mark, Heather. Why do you hate me so much? You.You really are that ugly. Please be kind. I could be your stepmother. They are going to kick me out. They are really going to kick me out. Lower your pride to talk to me. Please have mercy on me. Tyler made us lose. Tyler literally made us lose,
Heather whispered. Tyler, I'll skin you to death. Geezer, we have to kick Tyler out, even if you do n't like me. Please, let there be justice in this world. Oh, thank you, Katie. Katie is right next to me. I know I have support as long as Katie is around. Scary face. Another camera, my heart is beating too fast. Let's kick Tyler out. It must be him. This literally has to be Tyler. Please, please, please. You all voted and made a decision. Please. Marshmallow, marshmallow, marshmallow. And we will sail on the boat of shame to the boat of losers. I will announce the names now. Sadie! Oh my God! Oh my god, okay. There is.There is some
justice in this world. I can.I feel like I'm going to faint right now. My heart is beating too fast for Total Drama Island. Can we all split up into singles now? And then maybe I secretly like Heather. You sent me on a boat of losers, but I am a winner. Shameful. I really need a minute to calm down or I'm going to play terribly. How are you.This game just came out. How can you have 70,000 seconds? Is there some "pay to win" crap here? Please tell me this isn't "pay to win." Kick Courtney out. Campers, I hid a treasure chest somewhere out there. It should be fun to watch you try to find her. Sorry, I can't read right now.
My brain feels like it's on fire. Find the chest. God, we need to find this chest. Please, please, let me find the chest. I need to earn approval, respect, a rating, a reputation. I need this so much, more than air. Dude, where the hell is she? Where the Seriously, where could she even be? Oh no. Katie! This definitely means that I am a Khan. I'm completely screwed. Please, I tried so hard. Sadie, this is all your fault. You are a bloated traitor. Bloated? Good. Oh my God. I know I didn't say anything.
I think I just convinced her. You know who to vote for. Geezer is a threat. Geezer is a real threat. Geezer is such a threat to you. Izzy is truly the dumbest, craziest, most cunning person if she doesn't vote for Heather. You literally have to vote for Geezer. The camera is not on. I will announce the names now. Heather. Damn it! You really are such a fool. Your brain is completely twisted. What should I do now? She will betray you. I want to knock the hell out of you. Katie, we will finally be together again. Katie did not drop out.
There must be something I can do. Sadie was getting stressed out on the pier of shame. Good decision, Izzy. You will literally be betrayed. You are nothing. Lol. They laugh in my face. There must be something I could do. Team suit. Teams, if only I could have lasted this long. Listen, they'll betray you, you stupid bastard. You are an idiot. Great, I'm stuck with this jerk. You are nothing. And you are fat. Do you mean an ambulance? Oh, yes, he left. He left before I could say it. Yes, you are a coward. Dude, they're acting so mean.
I would never do that. You are nothing. Okay, choose a cool character. No, no, no, no, no. Dude, let me just buy it. I choose a random male character. Because if you choose the wrong one.If you get a random girl, now girls will be so mean to you. Every day, again and again. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Okay, skip it. We see it. Oh, I'm Trent. Dude, that's not bad. It seems so neutral to me. No one hates you that much. Oh, but if I were Justin, how my life would change. Gay. Hello everyone. Okay, there are a couple of people talking here. Hey, Owen. Bro, they made Owen huge in this. Hello, guys.
Dude, I hate Sadie. Sadie ruined my past life. Man, they were so mean to me. I still feel personally offended, by the way. I still feel personally offended. My heart still beats from that confrontation. Yeah, man, Owen is going to degenerate us all right now. Dispersion. It's like when puppies are born. Oh, look at this. Trent vs. Tyler, a classic, huh? I don't know. I have n't watched this show in a very long time. Look, I know all the hacks for speedrunning. I can hack. By the way, I'm a hacker. Kish. Oh my god. Oh no. Dude, they're on my tail.
They are on my tail. Don't touch my tail. Come on. First, first, first, first. Oh, thank God. Hey, old fat guy, are you serious? Um, I don't know. I, I have nothing to say to you. We did it. Yes. Good job, red team. We are the Squeaky Squirrels. Killer basses. Look at this. Sadie sucks. Is he projecting generations and generations of trauma? Sorry. Dude, I was the same way. It breaks my heart to have to do this to her. That's true. First time. Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry.
Sorry. Dude, I know what it's like, Sadie. Being Sadie sucks. Can I whisper a quick word to Sadie? I'm going to whisper to her. Sadie, I'm sorry. I was you in a past life, and it was horrible. Oh, let's see who gets a marshmallow on their head. I feel like I'm creating a lot of public discontent. So they probably saw me say Sadie sucks and they'll kick her out. Vote against Gezer. Damn you, Heather. I hate you. I'll knee you in the head UFC style. Yes. Yes, I will degenerate you. Okay, Katie has one. Dude, are Katie and Sadie on the same team? Oh no, wait, no, wait. She is on my team. Sorry. That's why you shouldn't be allowed to sit here.
I went out. Okay, that was exhausting. Who? You didn't come out, Noah. Oh- oh. Dude, kill Gezer. No! I'm so sorry, Sadie. I'm so sorry. Katie will finally be together again. That's all that matters. That's what I said. This is exactly what I said in a past life. Dude, Katie, well, we know Katie is my enemy now. Katie, I am sorry for your loss. Heather. Oh, Heather, how I hate you. Oh, if I could blame you now, Heather, I hate Heather. You will be voted out, you worthless person. So, campers. This is a race, and we can do it. We can do it! Press these buttons, make life difficult for your opponents. I will do that. Winning is
always more enjoyable. Dirty. Sorry. Look at this. Spabadabada. I can handle it. Of course, Geezer will press the button. Perfectly. Come on, come on, come on. Dude, they're going to win, right? You shouldn't have pressed that button. I was much more needed on the court. Press that button. Good, good, good, good. Now I can catch up. He pressed that button. Is this the glass bridge from "The Squid Game"? No.
OK. Don't worry, I wo n't fall. Never. Come on, come on, come on. Oh, yes. We pressed the button. Yes, yes, yes. Please kill Geezer. Come on, hit her. Ah, close, close, close, close. You'll do it, guys. Die, Heather, die. Yes. Look at Tyler, slow as always. Look, man, Tyler was. I think we're all the same people. They are all equally terrible. Dude, Tyler was the first one eliminated last time, or maybe the second one. But he was slow, and this time too, quite slow.
I'm allowed to speak to Heather. Tell her how much I hate you. No, no. I tell you "no- no". You all must destroy Geezer. Owen, can you take your. Come on. Okay, never mind. Yeah, I'm unlikely to be able to see you or get a damn marshmallow. Nothing beats a chocolate sundae from an unknown brand. So, who will get the marshmallow? Oh no, Heather got a marshmallow. I need to get rid of you. Dude, I'm actually the only one without a flat haircut, seriously. All the girls have flat hairstyles. Aha. Oh my god, with all my athletic skills I thought I could do better. Good job, comma, team. You can't leave any reason for
criticism. Well, maybe they won't like my grammar. Yes, I should have said " GG". Oh, Heather, you're an insect. Look at yourself, you're crawling like an insect. I hate you. Oh, look at these team relationships. Well, that's the end of it. Time to change teams. If I'm with that woman, I'll go crazy. Oh, thank God. I warn you, this will be spicy. Oh, spicy. Good. Oh, Owen is such a good guy. He, he has to kick Heather out. Devil! Oh my God. Dude, I just started. I am at the beginning of my journey. Okay, I'll be very, very, very, very careful. As? Mom.
Mom, we're losing. Oh, we're losing. It's all my fault. Come on, guys, you can do it. I can't believe this just happened to me. I can't believe this happened to me. We need to whisper. Oh my god, wait, I do n't even have Owen on my team. Katie, I'll whisper to Katie. Who should we vote for, Katie? She thinks I told her to vote for her. Let Katie join her sister. Oh my god, no way. Vote for Trent. He tried to kick you out, Katie. But who should I vote for anyway? For Trent. Yes, vote for Trent. Vote for Trent. Wait, I'm Trent? Oh my god, this [__] sucks. I just kicked myself out. I meant Jeff. I just. wait. Dude, this sucks. I was thinking.dude, oh my god.
Oh my God. Why can you vote for yourself? Why can you vote for yourself? I mixed up the names. I wanted to put Jeff. Why can you vote for yourself? Why can you vote for yourself? I'm literally going to have a heart attack right now. Maybe bake some of what I said. Dude, okay. I literally forgot I just got the names mixed up. Why is it like "Oh, Jeff is like.God, why.oh, man.
He's like whispering this to me, but I.because I got the names mixed up.you see how I could make that mistake, right? Jeff says.Trent. So I'm like, 'Oh, Trent.'" "Oh my god, why can you vote for yourself? Dude, now I hate Jeff. Now I hate Jeff so much. I hate him so much Oh, sorry. Just sent me 50 robux. I'm Cody. Dude, Jeff is here. Heather is here. Sadie apparently killed herself in the last game, so I don't think she's here today, but Katie is here. Hey, I feel for your sister or your friend. Who are they? Okay, a 1,000-foot dive into shark water.
Green rings give you speed. Okay, I can, I can do it. Oh, there's no way I'm touching the red ring. Dude, damn Heather, dude. Bro, is it going to be me vs. Heather for the rest of my life and I never win? How does she beat me? I do all the things that she. But better. Okay, I hit every green thing. How did she. Oh, what if I don't land here? Oh, third? Third? Okay, yeah, you were there. Oh, you were definitely there, Gwen. One. No, you weren't. Except on my McDonald's Wi-Fi, yeah. Oh, that means we're going to have to kick someone out. Okay, I'm going to make a public accusation.
Blame Beth. Not the best round for Beth. Get around her. Blame Beth. Izzie, look at that thing, oh. Oh, that's right. Sorry, Beth. I don't know if you saw that. No offense, but I saw Beth falling behind. Look, it looks like it's her chat bubble now. Dude, that's going to work. She's going to vote Izzie out because she's stupid. No. La. Yeah, Katie's in lights. That's what Sadie did. That's why she's not here with us. Hey, get that out of your face. Beth. I do n't even want to watch, man. Everybody hates me. A board of losers. Yeah. Oh. Heather. And who's out? Oh, man. That's a mess. Oh, it wasn't easy. The thing is, if I try to vote out, the thing is, if I try to kick Heather out, no one's going to listen to me. So now
all I need to do is win. Oh, she just appeared right in front of me like some kind of anomaly. That was really scary. Now she's gone. That was really scary for you viewers? Okay, how many people are left? Okay, there's five other people left. Those are all their nicknames. No, screw them, because I could really get into a fight with one of them. Okay, Cody, that was awesome. You're officially my new boyfriend. Idol. Yeah. That would be weird. No, no more teams. No more Okay, Izzy. What do I say to Izzy?
Compliment? Izzy. Izzy just blew it. Hey, look here. Compliment Izzy. Izzy just blew it. I do too much. Wow, that's cool. Dodge the traps, stand still, and if you're eliminated, don't be shy about making it worse for others. Ouch, don't do that. Oh, please, don't do that. Oh, please, please. Oh man, oh man. Dude, it's slowing down so much. Oh, God, it's moving so fast now. Oh God. Oh, oh, oh, Heather! Dude, Heather just shot me. She just shot me. Damn Heather, of course. Oh God, Izzy? Okay, Izzy had a chance to shoot me, but she didn't. She.Oh my god.
Heather, Heather, Heather, die, die, die. Heather die, Heather die, Heather, Heather die. Heather, Heather die, die, Heather, Heather. Ugh, it's Chris. Look, she's so glad she spent all that energy complimenting me, because look at me now. You know you're not getting kicked out. I would n't let that happen. Is that a real flamingo? What the hell? You. Hey, hey, hey. Cody, that was so good I almost peed myself. Yeah, you're doing too much, Izzy. I can kick you out. I can kick you out for this. I can really just kick you out for this.
Guys, this is a lesson: never trust anyone in this world. Izzy, you're going to get kicked out. I know my real feud with Heather, but I need you to go. You're doing too much. Oh please I want to meet Heather face to face in the finale, but if anyone kills her at any time, I'll be happy. I'm going to announce the names now. Cody, of course. Jeff. Gwen. Who is it? Oh. See you, Izzy. You've been doing too much. And no, no, no. And I'm forming an alliance with Katie. I got the most votes. Haha. Want some of that marshmallow? What? Yeah, you stink. Compliment. Katie. Katie just tore it up. Katie blew everyone away in this round. What do you mean? Question mark, question mark. Hey Katie. Someone's been practicing hard. I see
you. Okay, what's next? Dude, there's five of us left here. I can definitely win now. ChatGPT vibe? No? No, this is a staged chat. I'm a real person. I'm real man. Oh, I'm taking these eggs. Oh, I'm taking all of these eggs. I'm taking all of these eggs. Come on. Give me the most eggs, please. I need this. I really need this. Eggs here, eggs here. Class, class, class, class, class, class. I'm doing really well. I'm doing You all should be proud of me. Oh, I'm going to get this egg now. Oh my god, I didn't get that egg. Come on, come on, come on. Focus on the game. Okay, these are your eggs. Well, I can't lose, can I? I'm cool. Good job, Cody.
Get Jeff out of here. You said I was ChatGPT. Look, I'm looking at you. I'm looking right at you, Jeff. Hey, remember what you did last time? What? Accuse Jeff of something terrible. No offense, but I saw, as Jeff lags behind. Nothing personal. I'm trying to figure out if this is a real flamingo. Vote for Jeff to find out. All will be revealed when Jeff gets killed. Or don't vote for Jeff. Jeff or Gwen. Vote for Gwen. Gwen is nobody. Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen, Gwen. Vote for Gwen. Look, we're strategically eliminating enemies. I'd rather the enemy get as far as possible before they take all their dreams away.
Gwen is nothing to me. I'm going for total psychological destruction like they did to me. Please, please, Gwen. Let me keep my kill. Let me play with my loot. Um, yeah. I'll name names now. Cody. No, no, no, no. You [__] idiots. Okay, never mind. Everything Okay. Jeff, you better go early. You're a big disappointment, you didn't get far. Ha. Now, of course, next up is Gwen. It doesn't matter in what order. Wow, he jumped out. I see ghosts in this world, and it's really scary . Look, Katie's on my side because she thinks I'm Mr. Flimflam from Roblox. Okay, I just need to Oh, I've done this challenge three times already. Or twice. Oops. I think so. I'm definitely going to do this challenge, and then we'll get rid of Gwen.
Look, everyone makes mistakes at this point. Newbie. Newbie, Gwen. Eat my shark, you shark food. Heather, you're behind. You don't want me to get marshmallows again, do you? Oh, I'm faster than you. Try jumping on the ladder. You have to be patient. Oh my God. Oh my God, you're still You're catching up to me. Oh, wait, okay, I get it. Better to be patient now and not fall. Ah! Oh! Hi, Emma. Oh, Katie, no. Katie, I. You know, I'm not voting against you. So you need a Someone who's not a threat at all and loves the ground you walk on. Where's Heather? Press the jump button. You'll make it, Katie. You're my only ally. Don't quit in anger. I'm really worried Katie's going to quit in
anger right now. It's okay. So where's this going, Dee? Wait, does that mean Katie just loses? Are we still playing the marshmallow system? Is this becoming like " last man standing"? Okay, Gwen, you're out. I'm voting for Gwen. Vote for Katie. No. Vote for Gwen. It's me, Flamingo. Vote for Gwen, I'm serious. Come on, just listen to me. Gwen. You have to do this. Oh, my heart is pounding right now, and I have marshmallows.
Now I'm going to announce the names. Cody. Of course I'm here. You didn't vote for Gwen! Katie, you didn't vote for Gwen! Katie! Blame Heather. No, Jared, but I saw Heather fall behind. Come on, Gwen. I know you can see my words. My words from the safe chat. Katie, I can feel your spirit helping me on my way. Oh no, this is with the treasure chest challenge. I'm done. Please, please compliment Gwen. Gwen just blew everyone away this round. Oh, come on Please, God, let me find this chest. I really need to find this chest. I know it's going to help me. Oh, damn, man. She's so far ahead of me.
Yeah, she's got to be here or something, right? Oh my God, I'm so nervous. Because I know they're going to stick together, I know it. They hate me for no reason. I don't think Gwen sees my chat, so she can't be prejudiced against me, right? Man, where is it? I hate this round. I hate this round so much. There has to be a little bit of skill in every challenge so I can keep winning, right? No! No! That means oh my God, they're whispering to each other. People, stop whispering. Blame Gwen. Not the best round for Gwen. Whisper Heather. Not the best round for Gwen.
Blame Gwen. Nothing personal, but I saw Gwen is behind. Blame Gwen. Not the best round for Gwen. Please. Don't prove Sabrino Carpenter, don't prove them right. Don't prove a generation of trauma that Heather hates me. You have to vote for Gwen. You have to do it. Every vote counts. Come on. Please. Damn, man. I'm so doomed. I can't breathe. My God, my heart is beating. What if they're nice? What if the world can finally be nice to me for once? For once in a thousand years, if only the world could be nice to me for once.
Oh, they're going to call the names now. Damn! No! Can we put them in front of a jury? Can we have a destroy Heather forever? This is the end of me. Why am I shaking this in front of my face? Katie, are you still here? Yes, queen. Could you talk all this time? Could you chat all this time? Were you just whispering all this time Vote against Heather if there's a jury. Please. One of you is out. No, not the challenge. It has to be the jury. It's always the jury. Heather, you have to lose. The boss wants Casa Welley eggs for breakfast. It's all because of this shitty challenge, man.
Seriously? Heather is going to win. I've hated Heather for generations. Oh, I can't even see anything. Man, Heather is just tearing everyone apart. What did she do? She called me fat. Come on, Gwen. Kill Heather. I hate Heather. Take those eggs. Oh, she thinks she's the Heather I personally hate. No, Heather called me fat in another game. Like, this person doesn't say she doesn't care about generational trauma. But they do. Yeah I don't care, man. I do n't have a single friend in this damn universe. We're at the last campfire in this brutal competition. I have the honor of announcing the winner of "Total Drama Island."
Drum roll, please. I hate Gwen. Believe me, I hate Gwen too, but Geezer.YES! [__] you, Geezer! [__] you! I hate Geezer. At least I did it. Man, there needs to be a jury. Total Drama Island! Please let us sort this out. Geezer, you're nothing. Please see this chat. This is important to me. You just sent me back into the game. Whoever Geezer was last round, I hate you, and you lost. I hate Geezer. Hey, I hate Geezer. Kick Geezer out if you see her. Hey, if you see Geezer, kick her out, okay? Just passing it on to the next generation, passing on my wisdom. No, I don't want to be in this game. I don't want to be in that game. Anyway
, this is the official Total Drama Island game. I think with a few tweaks and the removal of one character, this game would be great. But it needs more testing, some better testing. I'm not really.reviews, reviews, blah.
