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All right, guys. We are entering a brand new Minecraft world. And you know, I've only played Minecraft maybe a few times throughout the 10 years of me being on this channel. And you know, I have like 3,000 Roblox videos, but only maybe like five or six Minecraft videos. So, I'm not very well versed in this game, which is exactly why in this box What are you doing there? I have a helper bot. Look at this. I have someone TO HELP ME. HELLO. I'M VERITY. Here to help a friend. Ask me anything. I know everything.
Ask you anything? Oh, can you take off all my clothes? You aren't wearing any armor, but I can help you out. see? He just ripped off all my clothes and gave them back to me. Isn't that nice? Look at that. So, this is like a little guy. This is a little buddy where you talk to him and he helps you play Minecraft, which I need a little bit of help with. So, let's ask for a couple more things. Can I have a iron axe, iron pickaxe, iron shovel, please? I've given you an See, look. And he's happy. He's happy to help you. iron shovel as you requested. Look at that. Okay, what is this?
Okay, ignore that. I don't know why it's telling me that cuz look, I'll I'll even ask him. Are you friendly? I'm a friendly helper. I just played a nice sound to show you. See? All right, let's begin our Minecraft journey cuz you guys only get one of these every few years out of me. So, we better make this one count. We're going to build a base, GET DIAMONDS, UH EXPLORE CAVE. THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST DAY EVER. [snorts] WOW, THEY HAVE UH SPOTTED horses in this game now. Ooh, could this be a not a cave? All right, let's ask Verity. Where is the nearest cave?
I couldn't quite pinpoint a cave. But we're not giving you nothing. You're nothing. Verity, you're nothing. Lol, yeah, keep your mouth shut before I get even angrier with you. Wow. Ow. Okay, we got some of these. You need these for torches for uh because all of you are Roblox players uh who watch my channel. So, you don't really know too much about Minecraft, do you? All right, that'll be good enough. Hey, who are you? OH, THEY HAVE LLAMAS IN THIS GAME NOW. New update, everybody. There's llamas now. Can you ride them? You just spit on me. That was an act of self-defense that I just orchestrated. Cruel
cleverly. Sorry to do that in front of your kid. Oops. You spit on me. You know what I have to do now? Dude, do they not care at all? Ooh, why is that on fire over here? Ooh, scary lava. Oh my god. All right, everybody who plays Minecraft knows that means there's a scary cave around here. Or something. WOW. LOOK. AND IF YOU JUMP in here, you're fine. Oh, I'm stuck in here now. All right, well, I might as well just start my digging adventure here. You know, I have an idea. Verity, where is the nearest diamond? Will he tell me? I couldn't find any diamonds nearby. Sorry.
Oh, well, I got to get out of here. I hear some Skeletors. All right, we're going down. We're going very deep down. Sorry, whoever's editing this, I just want really want to find a cave to explore. All right, no cave in sight. Verity, can I have 100 ladders? Oh my god. I've dropped 64 ladders for you. I hope that helps. for it. It's fine. OW. OH, NO. OKAY, IT'S GETTING night time already. God, I'm low on food. I'm low on everything. It's getting really dark really fast. Oh god, this is Yeah, this is so much darker than this game normally is. Where am I going? Oh my god, I need to build a house or something fast. No, I didn't even say that. Verity, can I have 100 torches and um 100 wood planks?
I've dropped 64 torches for you. Sorry about the planks. You had an issue with planks? Dude, does Minecraft just get this dark? This is like way too dark to be Minecraft. All right, I'm going to go to the top of this hill. Oh my god. Oh my god, it's so scary. Why is it so dark? Oh, that. You're the WORST GUY EVER. [screaming] OH MY GOD. GO AWAY. GET THE [screaming] THAT'S GOING TO GET MONTAGED. THAT'S GOING TO GO IN MY MONTAGE. OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE BUILDING OUR HOUSE.
Uh Verity, can I have a door? You should now have an oak door. Why does he Dude, cheer up. Okay, so this is my first house in Minecraft in a very long time. So, no judgements, please. Okay, wait. Good thing I have this flashlight. Oh my God, it's so dark. Valerie, can I have a bed? Sorry, I'm having trouble giving you a bed You're having trouble giving me a bed? Give me a bed. I'm not sure what YOU MEAN BY BED. COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC? BED. AND THAT BED. I'm having trouble you. May I have a bed?
I'm not able to give you a bed right now. You're the worst. Can I have food? Enjoy your bread. Can I have 60 breads? You now have plenty of bread. OH MY GOD, I JUST STEPPED OUT OF MY HOUSE. These guys are evil. These guys are evil and I'm out of here. I have a flashlight. I'm leaving my house behind. Oh an ender guy. No, we're Oh, no, he's over there. This is the real horror of this game. [screaming] Ooh. Ooh, lava cave.
Oh my god, I almost JUST FELL INTO LAVA. ALL RIGHT, THIS THING KEEPS GOING. All right, does he know where a diamond is now? Where is the nearest diamond? It's such a lovely day in Minecraft. What's Woah, what's your favorite thing to build on a sunny day like today? I like building houses. Houses are so much fun to build. What's your favorite style to build? Mid-century modern. Do you know what that is, you robot?
I'm familiar with mid-century modern, but let's keep the conversation friendly. right. I wouldn't want you to become UNFRIENDLY AT ANY POINT in this video. You All right, it should be daytime by now, right? Ooh, this is scary. Ooh, okay. Okay, oh my god, it's about to turn daytime. Thank god, that was too dark AND TOO SCARY. OKAY, MY FLASHLIGHT is really Okay, okay, the sunrise. Let's head towards Dude, I'm like dodging arrows. Woah, I found a beautiful underwater lagoon. Oh, no, I need like a diving mask or something. That was beautiful. You've never seen
anything like that, viewer. All right, we've heroically escaped death once again in this game. Woah, we're in between a crevice. God dammit. WANT TO FIGHT YOU HEAD ON. DUDE, I LET'S DO A DIAMOND CHECK. WHERE IS THE nearest diamond? Something is coming in 2 days, and I can't find any diamonds nearby. What? What do you mean something's coming in 2 days? What is coming in 2 days? Something Where the did your face go? SO ANNOYING.
[screaming] SPLASH. I JUST GOT AN ACHIEVEMENT ON the upper right about that. [screaming] OH MY GOD. DID YOU JUST SEE THAT? THEY JUST CRUMBLED EVERYTHING crumbled on me. That was horrifying. Bro, why are all these fish dead? What happened? Why is there so many dead fish? That's actually scary as frick. That's like a horrible sign. Why did Dude, everything's dead. I just found dead horse or something. Cow. Where is the closest diamond? Something is coming in 2 days. No diamonds found nearby. Bro, this is Diamonds don't exist in this game anymore. Dude, he's supposed to be able to find me this stuff. He's being insubordinate. Can you give me a boat?
Ooh, a boat is now yours. Something is coming in 2 days. Dude, I'm literally getting a very weird sinking feeling that something is coming in 2 days. I'm going to put that to the side though. I have a boat. I can get around way quicker now. Anything that could be coming, I can out paddle. Ooh, a village. Dude, a weird the village. I'm hitting it with this little helper. Haha, that's what you get for being negative. No negativity on my channel, ever. This is the scariest Halloween village ever. I'M SO COLD. YOU HAVE SEEN IT. DUDE, I CAN MAKE A nether portal with all this. No, wait. No, I can't. Dude, isn't there supposed to be little NPCs running around over here? Wow.
Okay, dude, there has to be something in here. There has to be something lit in Wow. Wait, I know what to do. For everyone who thinks I don't play a lot of this game, so I'm not very well versed in this game. Could I have a bucket of water? Look at this. water is now yours. Something is coming in 2 days. And if I wasn't good at this game, I wouldn't know that something's coming in 2 days. Dude, look at that skill sauce. Remember earlier when there was the Ender Dragon or the Ender uh slend man and I do not to look at him in the eyes. Oh, and there's lava down here. Where is the nearest diamond?
Diamond ore is at 300 and Okay, I'm going to bring up my IP address right here. 37 437. Where's the one I'm at? Okay, 312. Something is coming in 2 days. And something's coming in 2 days. Lucky. I just heard genuinely the scariest noise in my entire life. Not really sure what that was. I'm going to get I'm going diamond like right now. I'm literally about to be swimming in it. I'm so excited. I'm going to get I haven't gotten a diamond in literally God knows how long. Okay, wait. It's like right here.
OH MY GOD! [screaming] DIAMOND! [screaming] I GOT A DIAMOND! THANK YOU. WE GOT DIAMOND. SOMETHING ELSE COMING IN 2 DAYS. YEAH. Where's the next diamond? DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. Don't try to suck up to me now that I got diamonds. Where's the nearest diamond? Oh my God, there's more? Can I have a iron pickaxe? Yeah, yeah. Shut your mouth. Don't care. Got another one. First comes gold, then comes diamond, then comes Um okay, this is all very nice. This is all making me happy all these colors. And then there's a
diamond right around here. Oh, IT'S RIGHT THERE! ALL RIGHT, LET'S SURFACE. WE CAN make a diamond sword. Um yeah, let's genuinely get out of here. If something's coming in 2 days, I don't want to be stuck in here. Uh which one of these waterfalls was my ladder? Hm. Oops, not this one. [screaming] Okay. Okay, that could have been bad. But it wasn't because I am so favored and I have diamonds. Dude, look how far this flashlight goes. We're going to make a crafting We're going to craft part. This is the crafting portion of the video. Oh, is it night time or just turning day time? I was down in the mines for too long. Also, watched the Minecraft movie one and a half times in preparation for
something like this. Okay, he was kind of being a bummer, but now look at his little smile now that we have diamonds. Okay, so for everyone wondering Do I have any wood blocks? I can get some easily. Okay, now I want everyone to check this out. diamond sword That guy separate the art from the artist on that specific song. um Dude, look at this. Oh, it's a damn shame that it's daytime and I have any monsters to fight. And if anything is actually coming in 2 days I'm prepared. Look at this lagoon leading to a cave. There's a lot of beautiful landscapes that we just overlook. Maybe I should start preparing a new base of some sort.
I do want to check in with my guy though. How are you feeling? I am losing my human facade. What do you think about me having a diamond sword? YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE THAT. DUDE, THAT'S THE SCARIEST face ever. Let's just chill. I get mad when any of my friends have any lick of success. So, he's probably just feeling the same thing. It just comes from a place of insecurity. So, he's going to turn around. Look at these beautiful Japanese trees, orange blossoms. cherries What do you think about the cherry blossom trees?
They are irrelevant. Whatever. Let me just hold this out just in case. Dude, everything died. Literally, just got like dinosaurs meteor extinction. What the hell, man? Was that Did that have anything to do with you or I have a glitched seed? Do I have the rarest, most hacked, glitched seed? How about wow, emeralds. Dude, that's even rarer than diamonds. Oh my god, this is quite the pit. I'm not too interested in cave dwelling anymore.
Oh my god, EMERALDS ARE GOOD THOUGH. I CAN'T SEE A THING. GIVE ME THAT. WOW. Do you have a parachute? I don't need one. Can I have 300 brick blocks? Is that a thing? I'm not in the world give you bricks. What? Can I have 200 wood blocks? I'm not in the world to give you Dude, you're not giving me anymore? Oh my god, that's really bad for me cuz I don't even have a bed to like spawn in anymore. Oh my god, that's so that's actually so horrible for me. I have to make a dirt house now out of dirt. Dude, what do I do? He's not going to give me
anything anymore. Okay, wool is good. I have a couple white wools. So, good thing we still have 50 bread from this guy. Why is he not giving me stuff anymore? That makes the game hard. That makes the game so much harder not having access to anything I want. I should have asked him for way more. I wanted to work for my diamonds. I got the diamond sword that I worked for. What a bad vibe this guy is. DUDE, I HAVEN'T SEEN AN ANIMAL IN SO LONG. OH, it just gave me a lick. Can I please have a saddle?
OH MY GOD. OH MY [screaming] GOD. WHERE THE DID IT GO? DUDE, YOU KILLED IT. I SWEAR YOU JUST KILLED IT. WHERE DID THAT HORSE GO? DID YOU just kill that horse? Something was hungry. What That was the first animal I've seen in like 45 minutes. I just heard it I heard it wail and scream. OH MY GOD. LOOK, HE'S HAVING THE SAME expression as me right now. Dude, I can make an ender portal right there or nether. Dude, I could actually make this right now. Do not get extremely mad at me if I make this wrong.
What the Oh, I need flint and steel. I MADE IT WRONG. YOU CALLED POOPS. I'M LIKE literally so embarrassed and sorry. That's a bummer. Sorry, but I got these now. No, that can't be right. 1 2 3 bro. Why didn't any of YOU COMMENT THAT? OKAY, WELL I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE nether anyways. I just wanted to make it happen so we'd get a lot of hype on the video, but I don't actually want to go in the nether because I think I have bigger things to worry about. May I have a bed? I'm not in the world to give you a bed.
Dude, why did he give me a saddle? He gave me Literally, HE'S SUCH A FREAK. HE GAVE ME A saddle just to kill the horse I was about to ride. It's going to turn night time. I'm scared. Oh, more dead animals. What are they Are these lagoons? Please Oh, that's a flower. Oh, more dead animals. That's so freaky to me. Oh, night time. Okay, I have to make a bed so badly. Dude, I can't even ask him for torches now. Not that I need any help with that. Look at this.
Can I have 50 glass blocks? Yay! [screaming] All right, so we're going to go for like a very epic vibe here. Can I have 100 wooden blocks? Your wooden planks are right there. What the You're so annoying. Guys, this is how some of you sound when you complain to your friends. So, be anxious. What was I going to do? Chest. Put some of my loot. Oh, There's someone around here, isn't there? Come out. Is there not even any monsters anymore?
Shouldn't there Ew, there's not even monsters anymore. That's actually This desolate landscape is suffocating me. What's the point of surviving in a world like this? Um Stop being such a bad vibe. How quaint. You think a simple phrase can alter my demeanor? All right, maybe I'll just not say anything. Maybe it's one of those things where you want me to listen, but not really respond. I respect that. Where's all the monsters? Monsters lurk in every shadow, but some things are beyond my knowledge. Huh. Hm. Very interesting. May I have two doors?
There. You do whatever the I say, don't you? idea. Now, me be. Leave you be? All right. How the hell would I make a bed, I wonder? Um Ooh. Can I have one wool? You'll get nothing from me, not even a thread. Dude. Okay, where'd my other wool even go? I canned it, I think. Can I have three wool? You're still asking, but I have nothing to give. Can I have a bed? Sleep is for the weak, and I have nothing to Dude, WHEN I DIE FROM WHATEVER'S COMING A DAY NOW, I'm screwed. And there's no lambs to kill cuz you ate them all. And it could save my
checkpoint. Screenshot time. Yep, that's all my IP addresses, everybody. Yep, and that's a picture of a guy shirtless. Yep. What? This desolate landscape is almost as dull as your presence. What brings you to this forsaken place? I'm on a Minecraft adventure. How charming. An adventure. How long do you think you'll survive? I'll survive forever with you by my side. Your naivety is almost endearing, but don't expect my presence to be a guarantee of safety.
Hm. You know, that just sounds like he's limiting expectations, which is not bad. That's actually means he cares for me, so not worried at all. Oh, I didn't make a roof. I'll have one tiny little hole for my lookout tower. YAY! ANYTHING OUT THERE? DO YOU SEE ANY MONSTERS, VERITY? It seems I am the only entity nearby, and that should be all the warning you need. And by that, HE MEANS I'M SAFE. ALL RIGHT, day is approaching, which means I don't know. Has it been He hasn't said anything about 2 days something is coming in a while. In about 2 days was the last time he said that, so maybe it's 1 day, maybe it's now.
Maybe something's about to happen, but sunrise is upon us. Just patrolling my surroundings a little bit, checking out some caves. Derp. Man, this place is really empty without monsters, without animals. I'm still like a little in shock trauma vibe from just finding a horse, making friends with it, getting a saddle, which is what you need to be its friend, and then it just explodes. I look back and it's gone. I HEAR A SCREAM. [screaming] WHAT THE OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, I WAS JUST PUTTING HIM DOWN.
I WAS JUST PUTTING HIM DOWN TO ASK HIM A QUESTION. OH MY GOD, I'M GOING BACK HOME. WHAT JUST HAPPENED? HELLO? Are you in my inventory? Oh my god, he just turned off all the lights in my room. He did that, not me. Where are you? Lost. I can help find you. Gal. Are you okay? Fine. Oh, well all right, well that's fine. Whatever, don't give a Hate? Hate. Do you hate me? Mhm.
Indifference. Indifference, okay, well. Can you come back? Gone. Can you make it daytime? Dark. Dude, what do I Oh, I'm looking at like every little particle as a threat right now. Are those people? Okay, those are the legumes, I think. Those look like little people over there, though. Very paranoid right now. Are you still friendly? Never. I don't want to leave this house. You can never GET ME IN HERE. SOON. SOON? NO! [screaming] WHAT DO I DO? DO I BUILD AN underground cavern? No. He could probably get in there. How soon?
Now. Oh my god. I'm going to put my diamond sword in the right spot. I'm going to go back in. I'm going to go I'm going out. Yoo-hoo. Die. I don't like that. Ear butt. Run. I'm not going to run. I'm going to fight you. Fool. Uh All right. Well, nothing's happened, and I assume it's because I am safe inside my sacred home. My mid-century modern type vibe home. Maybe I should just do up the floors. Yeah, I have an idea. Oh, Okay, okay, okay, this will take me 2 seconds. OKAY, SAFE.
SAFE. THIS IS MY SAFE SPOT. Can't do anything to me in here. We're just going to do up the floors. I just heard a monster. I haven't heard that in so long. Like a zombie or skeleton, spider, whatever. I'm so nervous. Hello? Wait. Okay, I don't know if that should be a good sign or a bad sign. I heard a scary monster. I've just been hiding in my house for like 15 or so minutes. So, I'm going to just start venturing out. I did take a screenshot of those coordinates, so if I get lost, I can find it again. But, I'm going to Where is my boat? Oh my god. Oh, man, it's so dark. Lava, lava, lava.
You know, I like the lava. Dude, everything is scaring me. I saw a flower, it scared me. Okay, a little bit of light. I love it. Oh, uh Dude, every flower I'm seeing freaks me out. It's just like a new color for my brain to register. All right, let's stop here. AH! OH, OKAY, NO, THAT'S JUST the flashlight glitching a little bit. Hello, I forgive you. Die. Come out. No. Well, I'm just not going to be scared of you if you're never going to come out. Ah! HOLY SH- I FINALLY found an animal, and it's a bug that hates me.
A horse! Dude, we have horses back. You mother God damn it. No way in hell I die to this, right? OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, THAT'S HIS FACE! OH MY GOD! [screaming] OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, HE'S BREAKING MY HOUSE! [screaming] WHAT DO I DO? OH, OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, HE'S IN MY HOUSE! OH [screaming] MY GOD, HE JUST GOT ME. OH HE DIDN'T JUST GO THROUGH THERE. OH MY GOD. I'M JUST GOING TO RUN.
[screaming] NO. OH NO. FAREWELL, DERPBERT. WHERE IS HE? DUDE, all my crap is gone. My coordinate was I at? Verity? Leave. You said you could still talk to me. That wasn't you, was it? Die. Die, okay. Dude, I could probably get there I could probably get back there in like literally no time and get my crap. Oh my god, there's my first house. Oh, there's my torches. Everything's making me so sad. This is my world. I made a world. All right. There's some lava.
I think I'm not that far away. Okay, there's my house. All my crap. Is he even still here? If I just barricade myself in here, he'll never get me. Lol. Look sees. Okay. I got to board up this. Can he even GET IN HERE? OH MY GOD. Oh my god, he hit me through there. He just HIT ME. NO. WELL, GUYS, LOOKS LIKE I'M never going to I Like I tried to do it with a tutorial bot and he ends up disliking me for whatever reason.
