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Okay, this is one of the secretest places here. Okay, everything in this cave is glitched. Check it out. You're overselling it. Isn't that cool? It's glitching to the wall. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool and all, but I'm going to go set up this beacon up at my house. See you later. Look, I think that's enough glitch cow for now. Can we please just Wait, what the what? Well, that is new. What the Huh?
Are you kidding me? Watch out. What the heck WAS THAT THING? WHAT HAPPENED? HEY, are you okay? Of course they're not okay. Look at them. What? That's how they've always looked. But look. See? I think nothing's wrong with them. Wa. Okay, they're glitched. That doesn't look cool. They're glitching. OH, THAT STUPID COW. THE COW didn't cause this. Yeah, he is. Whoa. Is that you causing that? That's okay. Cool. Awesome. They're a squid. WE'RE JUST OKAY WITH THIS.
UH, LOOK, it's just something different. It's uh Oh. Uh, you okay? Something going on? Nothing about this is all right. I'm not talking to you, Zayn. I What the What is it? What? Oh. Haha. Very funny. Why do they keep porting that way? Um, are you okay? Okay. Well, let's just get you back to the hub and see what we can figure out. ALL RIGHT. WHOA. Something's going on. Uh, Zane, I think I'm trying to help. Does it feel like they are? What the? That was a chicken. What'd you do that for? Huh? Are you okay? Um, let's definitely get you back home.
Maybe we could just like go to my lab and figure all this out. And I Oh, did you have something? Hey, hey, hey. Don't get too close. You don't know what they're capable of. You saw them throwing me around, didn't you? Okay, you didn't die, though. But no, but they're clearly glitched, as you can see. Yes, I can see that. But they wouldn't do anything on purpose. Come on. Let me down. Wa, that is really cool. I wish I had that power. Come on. Ahead. I'm walking ahead. Wait, why are they hanging back? What's going on over there?
I don't know. Look, if something is wrong, they I think their controls are glitched. What? Um, okay. Let's get you. Whoa. Wait. Why are you What is Hey, get back here. Wait. Hey, stop. Get away from there. I didn't grant you permission yet. Okay. They obviously see something that we don't. And we need to listen to them right now. Okay, Zane. See what though? There's nothing here. They must see a different version of the world. What do you think you're doing? Because they're glitched.
Put that gravel back. But hey, watch those things. Zane, let them be. Okay. Get away from my house. I didn't give you permission to go up there. AND YOU'RE BREAKING MY COBBLESTONE. SERIOUSLY, STOP IT. THEY'RE doing something, okay? And we just have to believe in them. I explicitly did not give them permission to DO THAT. A HALF. YEAH, WELL, YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME PERMISSION WHENEVER YOU KILLED MY DOG THE OTHER DAY. WOULD YOU STOP IT? OKAY, something is going on. Um, you got to be careful with What did you do that for?
Don't yell. Don't freak him out. Okay. Um, hey. NO, YOU GET OUT OF HERE. STAY OUT. I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION to what? My Okay. Yeah, something's going on. Come on. Let's go this way. MANIAC. YOU GLITCHED IT UP. You okay? Look, I know that glitching is hard, but I know you didn't mean to do anything bad. I know the glitch is happening. I knew something is wrong. Let's just figure out how to fix you. Okay. This is how you deal with a glitch ASS NOW. YOU BURN IT OUT. NO, YOU DON'T. I'VE BEEN GLITCHED BEFORE. You need to be calm. Okay, please.
Well, I'm trying to save the hub and that's a risk I'm willing to take. Now, you understand what you Stop it. I We know them. They've seen the videos. They would never do anything to hurt us. Okay. Trying to do it. What are you doing here? NOTHING. WHAT? WHOA. IS THIS pig tree? Sorry. I thought it was a tree. Just Hey, guys. Guys, wait till you see what I build in my house. IT'S GOING TO BE AWESOME. I JUST NEED SOME MORE. UH, SORRY, I lost my train of thought. Zade, you know you're in a tree.
Yes, I'm aware. Oh, yeah. Pierce axe, please. What? No. Uh, yeah, sure. Stay there still. I'm not too accurate with these things. Get out of here. Now, don't leave me with your hat. Look, I'm going to trust them. Okay, there we go. All right, so you can obviously see some glitching going on. H, I wish I could see it with you. This is glitched. Okay. Um, let's see. What do you think you can do with this, though?
All right. I'll trust you. There's a cow. H. I see this. Oh, okay. Something's evil with them, isn't it? Okay. Bad. Got it. Uh, there we go. Oh, man. I wish I could see what you're seeing. Uh, okay. Just I'll trust you on this. Kill the cow. These are harder to kill than normal. Something's wrong. You're right. Whoa. Hey, careful with those. Okay. I want to try see if you can lift me UP REAL QUICK. WOO! I'M TALL. YEAH. OOH. OKAY. COOL. We did it. All right. So, stuff is going on in the server that we can't see. So, it looks like you're crazy when you're not crazy. Oh, man.
Trust me, I've been there before many times. I'm not crazy though, I promise. But Ian, right, let's go. Source of the problem usually. Remember, I trust you. So, you need to pick out whatever you can in there. Okay. Oh, hello. Here for the viewing. Why are you in a robe, dude? Whoa. Uh, what all the best players wear. I thought you would know that. You? Nah, not so much. Wipe your feet. I don't want your noob dirt here. Yeah, he called you a noob, but he can only make TNT. Anyway, Ian, WHAT THE HUH? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT? How did you get an Ender Dragon egg?
Uh, it's called being Sigma. Look it up. Um, I see what's going on here. You're just jealous. I have a dragon egg and you don't. Sigma is not what they call it, dude. Um, look, I think Stop it. SEE? SEE WHY I didn't want to bring the basics in here? Look, they're nbing up the place. Ian, let them cook for real. Okay. You don't know what you're dealing with right now. There's a lot going on the server that we can't EVEN WHAT OH NO. SHE DID. She Okay. She didn't hit it. Okay. Pause.
Alarm wrong. You made it here. You don't have to come for me. This place is obviously glitched. And this is Oh, those are what you've been seeing. Okay, we'll deal with this. I've seen this once before. Um, but it was a long time ago. I wonder if you're seeing the past or things from the past. Huh. It'd be interesting to find out what exactly the glitch is doing to our server. I mean, besides, you know, making cows come into walls. Oh, this is how the cow was glitching between worlds. Wonderful. Should have ran out when we had the chance. It's okay. There's got to be more portals around here, right? That one leads to Ian's house. And that is bad news. Um yeah, you're right. We
should um try to get away and stay away from it. Hello you over there. Um you could leave us alone if you would like. Maybe. Okay. It's going to attack us. I try to talk to it. It's not a person. It's not a thing. We got to go. Be careful. Okay. Oh, it's destroying. All right. Move. You've got this. Actually, you're really good at this. Okay. Um, keep going. There's a porter above us. Keep moving. Okay. Uh, almost there. You've got this.
We're back. Oh, but it needs uh Yeah, made my house a huge mess and almost broke my egg. Now, apologize. No, I'm not apologizing. There's more going on the server and I need you to believe us, Ian, for once. Okay. What? I don't Okay, now we have something to apologize for. But um apparently we need this. Hey, hold on. You can't STEAL FROM ME. I INVENTED A HE'S glitched through. STOP. GET ME DOWN FROM HERE. OKAY. WELL, let's get moving. Bye. Okay, so you said this egg is important. What do we do with this, though?
Oh, he's bad. AH, TNT really can fix everything. Blew up his own house though. Um, be careful. You might blow up your brain. That's what I want you to think now. Okay, we need to keep him busy. Um, wow. What's going on over here? Hey. Yeah. Hey girl, check this out. It's for my super cool beacon. It's almost ready. And hey, wait. Is that a dragon? It's a very long story, Kim. We have a little ear problem over there. Do you think you can help us out? Oh, girl. I'm always down to help you out.
Follow my lead. Okay. Gotcha. See, this is why I have an ender egg and you don't. Um, actually, we do have an egg. Yeah. What? You know what I mean? Anyway, uh, now Okay, now take that. I got him. What? Did you THINK YOU BEAT ME? I'LL NEVER STOP. TNT TO THE RESCUE. WHAT? HEY, that's okay. There's plenty more where that came from. to know. As I was saying, PLENTY MORE WHEN I CAME. OH, THERE. NICE JOB. I can get addicted to this. I'll take it over from here.
Thanks for the fun, you two. See you. Okay, I should keep him busy. Let's figure out what to do with this egg. Come on. MY EGG. GET BACK HERE. JUST THE POISON EGG. Trust us on this. Okay. No fair. Okie dokie. There's no monsters. Uh, wait. No monsters, right? Okay. I can't trust anything apparently. It's just us and this your ear weird egg. What do we do with it exactly? Hey Beers, what's going on? Yeah, guys. Gus, guys, guys, are you st I finally Oh, that's nice. THANK ANYWAY. I FINALLY FINISHED IT. REMEMBER I THE THING I WAS WORKING ON? The thing I set up before. Yeah, be honest. I DON'T OH, we're in trouble.
I'm busy. I'm going to show a cool thing. Pierce, what? Um, I'll check out your thing. Huh? Uh, but you got to distract Zay for us. Okay. Just a few minutes. You think can do it? Can I distract Zane? A half bow. Can I distract Zane? Can you bow? I'm coming for you. HEY, ZANE. OVER HERE, PIERCE. LOOK. Have you seen the way TO THE DANCE FLOOR? OH, YEAH. I HAVE. OKAY. SO, this is some kind of portal with a super dangerous thing in it, probably. Oh, you can do that. Yeah, that too.
OH JEEZ. M. UH-OH. I can see the B OF YOU WITH LIKE STOP IT. OKAY. SAY, WHERE'D YOU GO? OH. OH, MAN. OH, going to get you as soon as I figure out which hand shoots. Hang on. Oh, WAIT. NO, NO, NO. OH. UM. OH, GOD. That's over. Well, I guess we can go to your place. I thought you'd never asked. Okay, you two are going to love this. Come on. All right, you just got to uh close the door on the way through. Please keep the sheep in. Uh, yep. Thank you. I just got to grab something up here. Hold on. Nothing. All right. Tell me if you see anything at all.
Uh, let's see. Wait. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. The good stuff is down there. Yeah. Go all the way down. Mhm. Okay, sure. Right this way. And right. Yeah. You like this? All right. over here. Come on. Oh, it's going to be so good. TAA. IS that a Yeah, a charged creeper head. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? LOOK, it matches the vibe. LOOK, I TRIED TO COLOR MATCH, YOU KNOW. Kind of does. Yeah, but this isn't even possible. But a foul. A vow. In Minecraft, anything is possible.
I guess you're right. I guess the server is glitched. But yeah, you're just stunned speechless, right? Yeah, that's uh that's how I felt the first time I saw it. What? Something's wrong. The head. I mean, come on. Whoa. Floating head. IMPOSSIBLE. BUT THERE IT IS. PIERCE. There's something bad. WE GOT TO GO NOW. OKAY. WHY? You just show my LITTLE COOL HEAD THING, AREN'T YOU? GO. HEY, CAREFUL. SORRY, PIERCE. CAREFUL. OW.
I'M SO SORRY. TRUST US. Just trust me, okay? I feel like a crazy woman for just telling you to trust me. And uh Okay, we got to deal with the head fast. and Zane. So on we are THE HEAD. IT'S FINE. You just don't like Oh, it's fully charged, HUH? HEY, what the Wait. HEY, CHASE MY SHEEP. THEY LOOK LIKE COWS. BUT THANKS, little guy. Okay, I think just listen to what they're saying. I'm sorry about this. Okay, what are you doing? Um, THIS I'M SORRY. NO, they're not your SHEEP ANYMORE. I KNOW THAT. YOU USED SOME SORT OF BLACK MAGIC TO TURN THEM INTO COWS.
WE DIDN'T DO THAT. I just Well, I guess this is where I say I told you so. What? Wait, who says it? Do I say IT OR ME? I TOLD YOU SO. UH, YEAH. AND I told you so, too. I don't suppose we could talk about this. Could we talk? I'm going to let my crossbow DO THE TALKING. THAT WORKS, TOO. I guess, guys. Well, let's go. Come on. All right. Wait. Do you see something? Anything? You do lead the way. Okay. Coast is kind of clear.
Um, what are there monsters? A lot of them. Oh, all right. Um, maybe we could just go around a bit. This way. Uh-oh. You aren't going anywhere. Oh, I was afraid to say that. Seriously, don't go anywhere. My hunger bar is about to fall off. Oh, I got a hunger. All right. A HUNGER FOR VENGEANCE. YEAH, VENGEANCE. THAT'S A BIG WORD. LOOK, there's a bunch of crazy dangerous things around us and ahead. Let's just put us at our differences. Okay, please. Dangerous mobs, huh? I'll be the judge of that for myself.
Yeah, let's go see about these mobs. What the You want us to fight those? Wow, you guys are monsters, dude. No, just trust us. It's hard to believe us, and I understand that, but just TRUST US. THEY'RE NOT ATTACK. SERIOUSLY, GUYS, we don't have time. Okay. Um, feel a little weird. Um, what happened? That was uh You're welcome. Thank you. Oh, no. Oh, great. Okay, we got this. WE I REGRET NOTHING. OKAY, I regret a little. Okay. Um, this is going to be a minute.
See if we can figure out where they're coming from. Okay, I got this. I can't see my butt anymore. Did that fall out of the tree? Crazy. Don't worry. I'm not going to take it. It's all yours. Go on. It's super rare to find that. Come on. Seriously, pick it up. Go on. Pick it up. What's the matter? Scared? Go on. Take the apple. What are you doing? YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
Oh my god. THEY JUST KILLED AS YEAH. SO WHAT? I do it all the time. Well, I mean, oh no, what a tragedy. Uh, come on, guys. I could have told you they're a murderer just as my sheep or cows. Wait guys, what's going on? HEY. UH, JUST A OH, HEY. WAIT, I just saw you. I You found it. Found what? Uh, we were looking for this earlier. Hey, you know what? A This is where I found my egg charged creeper head. What? That's impossible. This is where I found my ender egg. A Wait, you found those just lying around? That's impossible. They don't just spawn in.
No, but they glitch in. Oh my gosh. Maybe the items we're using it to. We are not crazy. The items that we're getting are all glitched. Everything's glitched around us. We just can't see it. What's that? Oh, what's that? I don't like that. Uh, like a beacon. Um, is that a good beacon or a bad beacon? We got to get moving. Yeah, I a baked beacon. I just think bacon is a good bacon. No, no answer down. Uh, guys, does the hub look a little different to you or just me?
Yeah, it's completely glitched out. But where's it all coming from? It's really complicated. Okay. Uh, our friend has glitch VISION APPARENTLY. OH, YES, FINALLY. SHE ADMITS KIM'S A FREAK. I've been saying that about her for years. Did you just, I DON'T KNOW, BE USEFUL AND CLEAR OUT THIS GLITCH? You want us to break stuff? That is not what I said. Can't take it back now. Great. All right. Come on. This way. We got to talk to Kim. We got to make sure everyone on the server is safe before we can Wait. Kim, wait. What happened to
you, girl? Are you okay? Oh, I'll tell you what happened. Pac suck. That's what? So, you killed a wither. Hey, I never said that. Oh, and uh just so you know, he's coming through. Oh. OH, that's that thing that tried to murder us earlier. Oh, him. Yeah. BEST OF LUCK WITH THAT. We got to take him down before he destroys the hub. Little late for that, don't you think? Oh, it's not cutting. Any ideas, guys? I'm thinking. JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE. WAIT, where's Kim?
Wait, what? Kim? Over here, Daddy. HEY, LET ME DO IT. WHOA, you idiot. Kim, that do anything? Go, go. I'll distract him. It was worth a shot. This way. Watch out. He's coming. Stay back. Huh? Wait. Hey, you did it. It actually worked. I mean, we did it. We all did it. Okay. And also, you tried to murder our friend here. And I helped. Hey, thanks for that. Probably. That's the last of the glitch.
Well, almost the last of it. What? Oh, hey, have you tried this? Oh, yeah. It's milk. See if that works. Please. Ah, dang it. Oh, and it's glitching again. Wait a minute. Wait. Um, I had an idea. Uh, regular milk won't work. What if we had some like different milk? Oh, some glitch milk. Something like that. No, no, no. NOT THIS THING AGAIN. GLITCH MILK. THE MILK FROM THE GLITCH. WHAT ARE you milking?
We really should have blasted this thing. It's coming in handy right now. Let's see. Um, it's freaky. Come on. Oh. Oh, careful. Don't lose a finger. Oh, wait. Uh, never mind. Oh, there we go. Okay, try this. Oh, come on. Work. This has to work. It's a special item that Yay. We did it. You're back to normal. Get a change, baby. Hey, uh, sorry for trying to kill you. Uh, no hard feelings, right?
Look, everything is back to normal. What should we do now? Oh, Gary's going to build a REAL BEACON THIS TIME. Maybe I can finally figure this cow out. Just be careful. Okay, come on. Let's move out of here. Come on. Let's go. THE COW FARTED ON ME. WELL, good for you. Keep that smelly guy away from Kitty. Should have moved out of the way.
