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Now that we're alone, Aaron, there's something I've been wanting to tell you that I Hold up. I got someone here. Uh, hi. Oh, don't worry. You're not crashing the date. You're so welcome anytime. They kind of are. Oh, be quiet. Look, you can crush our dates. The more the better. Oh, the What THE IS THAT YOURS? WHAT IS THAT? OH, come on. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. LOOKS LIKE THAT GUY REALLY WANTED to crush our dates. Yeah. Great. Wonderful. All right, we got to split up. I'LL GO RIGHT. YOU GUYS GO LEFT.
ALL RIGHT. WATCH OUT. BE CAREFUL. WAIT, WHY IS IT AFTER YOU? Don't worry, I got it. Run. Don't worry about me. Huh? What the? He saved me. But what is this? Looking for love. Wait. Are you going to get a date? Oh, THIS WAIT. HOLD UP. WAIT UP. DO YOU THINK YOU COULD WIN out mouse hard? Huh? Well, you don't got what it takes to show off like I can. Are you letting on the horse button? I hit the WRONG BUTTON. I WANT TO WIN. DIBS ON WINNING. DIBS ON YOU. AT ME. STOP. LEAVE THEM ALONE. That's not how this works. But I choose them. I love them AND THEY WON'T DENY ME.
JUST PUT YOUR HANDS ON SOMEBODY WITHOUT You know what? Here, take the gold. Come on. Go get it. GIVE THEM TO ME. OKAY. It's mine. That got him out of here for a moment, but it's only going to be a moment. NO ONE ELSE SHOULD. OH MY GOSH. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. MARRY ME, PLEASE. WAIT. This is a lot of pressure. Slow down. Oh, but I'm not worthy. OKAY. UM, we should take it one step at a time. I will kiss the ground you walk on. Please. Oh. Uh, YOU AMAZE ME. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE. You go on ahead. I'll cover your back.
Go. Hey there, hot sauce. You want a kiss from Kimmy? Kim? Chill. Not those kind of kisses. Baby, some people just can't handle my hotness. Oh gosh. Good thing I had a shield. Wow. Everyone's going bananas. What the How does this work? Why am I a contestant? Wait, there's buttons under the photos. You have to choose someone. Maybe. Uh, you might want to hurry. Wait, how are you going to pick? Who do you think you'd be interested in? Oh, use the spin platforms. Woo! Cool.
Really, Aaron? Good choice. Oh, wait. Me? Oh, really? That's so sweet. Ian, what are you doing? Don't worry. I got you. No, that's not their choice, Ian. Oh, that would have been a stupid idea. Give them a choice. Time for the most amazing date of your life. Oh, WAIT. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO. LA. Love is in the air. I'm just here to make sure you're okay. It's kind of NICE THOUGH. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I'm going to babysit a chaperone. What?
No. Not going to leave you alone. I love them. Oh, I ONLY WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR Is this seriously the table they gave us? No. Absolutely not. Absolutely. I only have the best for my booas. Don't you think that all these tables would be the best? Uh, now that you MENTIONED IT, YOU'RE RIGHT. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? GET OUT OF HERE. OH, THAT STUPID TABLE. STUPID. WHAT? IAN, I think a clear window's right here. DON'T WORRY. I'LL get Oh, you like it? Oh, well. Uh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, me, too. I It's nice. Yeah.
I'm going to sit over here. Don't worry. Don't mind me. I'm going to move this back a little bit to give you guys some privacy, you know. All right. Where's the waiter? Oh, there he is. Hey, stop grunting at me, bro. You're giving me attitude right off the bat. It's a villager. A little respect would be. You know what? I'm fine. I'm cool. Under pressure. All right, let's check out this menu. So, the key to being a good date is actually taking charge. Everyone knows that. So, I'm going TO HAVE THE PORK CHOP GONG.
UH, and they'll have the chicken and she'll have bread or something. Nobody really cares. BOARDING FOR US. OH, you know what? FINE. YOU'RE SO RIGHT. HERE. UH, just take all this and a couple more. And there you go. What the Okay, why don't you go get yourself something nice? See, I'm a good date. And that's how this works. Jeez. Uh, totally. I don't think you can just chuck them off. It was for the betterment of my date. Come on. Betterment. Okay, I'll let you work, I guess. No, you're just jealous cuz I get to go on a date with you. And Oh, hey, you.
Hey, wait. Oh. Ooh. Oh, what do you have there? Yummy. It's spicy. These are delicious. I love these. I guess if that's what you want, even though this is supposed to be our date. Oo, sit down. All right. Oh, just a sec. It looks like the waiter's here with the bill. Uh, shouldn't be too bad. G, give it to me. Um. Ah, there we go. AND 58 EMERALDS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I ABSOLUTELY NOT. GET OUT OF HERE. CHILL. COME ON. I need YEAH. SPICY FOOD CHALLENGE TIME.
GO, GO, GO, GO. What the Oh, yeah. I'm feeling the spice coming on. I'm feeling How many have YOU GUYS EATEN? I'M ABOUT FIVE. SIX. OH, I'm feeling it. Oh, breathe. Let's get you some milk. Oh. Um, hospital bell. 350 EMERALDS. GET out of here. Do you have any insurance? Uh, anyway, let's get moving. Please, somebody help me. PLEASE. WASN'T THE best date ever, BUT NONE OF THAT WAS MY FAULT. You get it, RIGHT? NO. WHY WAS IT? OKAY, YOU STAY HERE. I'm going to set up a great date for us. Let me grab some of those leftover poppers you like. Bro, he just yelled at me without even Oh, hello.
My name's Bon. Gareth Bond. Gor, that's not your name. Because nothing says robots like being rescued. So, I'm rescuing our friend. Uh oh. IT'S ALREADY BRAINWASHED YOU. SO, YOU HAVE THE HANDCUFFS ON YOU. I'LL CUT THEM OFF WITH THE COOL SPY LASER CUTTER. OH. OH, NO. WHAT THE? UH-OH. OH, THAT'S VERY WELL. CAREFUL. Going to use it. OH GOSH. OH NO. OH, THIS TARGETING SYSTEM SO HARD.
SORRY, this is on you. What do you mean? NO, IT'S IAN'S HOUSE. IT'S TOO well protected. I'll get us out of here, THOUGH. MY BONES. I FOUND SOMETHING. I've got a better idea. Um, okay. That was a act of self-defense. Let's get out of here before either of them get back. Okay. It's been an eventful day. Go. Huh? Ooh. already. Looks like you had to get rid of somebody. H Elisha, look at that. All right, this is going to be your choice. So, go ahead and do what you want. Okay, go.
Come on. Let's go find out who you're actually going to choose. I'll be down here. What's this elimination round thing? Are we got to like eliminate EACH OTHER OR WHAT? OH, WHAT THE? NOPE. NO, NO, NO, NO. THOSE ACTUAL POOP EMOJIS. WA! You're really DUMPING SOMEBODY. NOT ME. I'll get him out of the open. DON'T WORRY, I WILL NOT BE PUB. NO WAY OUT NOW. OH, LOOK AT YOU. You really think you're going to win my heart? Well, you're going to have to find me first. And good LUCK WITH THAT. SEE YOU. Where are you? Are you in danger again?
Oh, I'll rescue you. Oh, there you are. I'll rescue you. The poop emojis. Ow. We can talk about this. Look, look at me in this sick car. You'll never CATCH GARETH B BEFORE. OH, BOTHER. JUST GOT TO BACK UP. OKAY, FORGET THE CAR. NOBODY CAN TOUCH G BOND WHEN HE'S A OH, NO. POOR BIG DOG. So shameful. Huh? Hey, you're back. Wait, you want Gar? Ooh, smart. Definitely was the most dangerous. I'VE DONE IT. I OH, glad I missed that.
Yes. Will you go on a date with me? Oh, don't worry about it. He's interesting. He might be actually really good. I'll come along to coach him through if anything happens. I'm not going to need it with what I figured out. Oh, confident. Of course. And we're here. Tada. Yeah. Um, question. Where did you get that necklace? Oh, don't worry about that. What's important is that I've researched all the elements to make a perfect date, and I've created THE PERFECT IDEAL DATE WHERE NOTHING can go wrong.
Well, glad the expectations are not too high. Well, walking is the perfect date activity because it takes pressure off eye contact and gives you dynamic scenery to talk about. See, that's a shell. That's a tree. Oh, that's another tree. This is actually kind of nice. See, maybe on a good day, you just talk about each other. Oh, don't I know it. And that's another shell. See, talk about each other, not the shell. Zay, are you okay? What happened? Yes, I put this shock collar on myself in case I go too long without asking my date about themselves. So, what do you do for fun? That's weirdly romantic, but that's not relaxing.
But it's important to keep me on track. Besides, look what we have over here. But if you force yourself to like somebody, you're going to upset them later. But wait. Wo. It's important to make yourself look good on a date, which is why I rescued all these baby animals. See, that's actually really nice. Maybe this isn't so bad. See? Yes. And having a good date is also exciting because raising a heart rate can also amplify the feelings of love.
Click. See? Thrilling, isn't it? Wa. I don't know if that's Well, not nearly as effective. Besides, I can kill it whenever. Oh, or you can do it. That works, too. See, I knew they could do it, AND I JUST HAD TO AH, RIGHT. I know. I need to remember to ask you about some things. Sane, let's get this off for you, please. Fine, but I can still do this. Uh, do you have any siblings? What? Well, now we know that we just need to take a break and take this slow. OH MY GOSH. KIM, what are you doing here? And what are you wearing?
Oh, I'm just making this house a home. That's what everyone wants in a party, right? This is my house, not yours or theirs. Um, when they said, "Okay, look, Kim, I think this is creepy and weird." You two are funny. Oh, good. My cooking's done. You're going to love it. Look, I don't know what's gotten into her, but we should probably get her back to normal. And taa. Oh jeez. Oh, what the heck? They aren't supposed to pop that much. Oh jeez.
Okay, don't just scatter them around my house. Sorry. It's either me or you. I was trying to be the perfect house. That's great. Goodness. Oh jeez, you're fast. You're everything a girl ever dreamed of in a partner. Okay, Kim, this is my house. What can I say? I'm a homemaker. You're a home destroyer. Jeez. Hey, shut up. I tried. Thanks for helping me with your belts. Who knew finding you a partner would be so dangerous?
Uh, speaking of dangerous. Whoa, you're an actual boot. Wait, how are you going to I mean, it's a pretty normal boot if you wa So, that's how it works. Um, wait. It's okay. I know you didn't mean to. You're fine. Let's go find someone before the timer runs out. Oh, don't boot us. We just love you. You know, TO BE HONEST, YOU GUYS ARE TRYING A LITTLE BIT too hard. You just got to sit back and enjoy the view a little bit. Good luck running. OH. OH, NO. DON'T PUMP ME. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I uh I have a shield. Huh? Whoa. Nice, Savian. But the timer might run out without someone getting eliminated. And that's A RISK I'M WILLING TO TAKE.
OH, WELL, I'm not. Oh. Oh, no. I'm I'm not. But, uh, if you insist, I guess. Huh? Stand back. HUH? WHAT'S GOING ON? NO. WAIT. WHAT THE HECK? They did GIVE COOKIES. There you go. If you want to. Wow. Another one down. Only four left. Oh, yeah. You're back to your normal self, too. Oh, hey guys. Uh, so thanks for not booting our butts, especially after my little mishap earlier. That was a little weird, Kim. Yeah, I know. I realize I just got to be myself. So, what do you say? I take you on a real date with the real me. A, that's nice. Actually, you won't regret it.
Go you. Okay, so I was trying to be all perfect, but I got to play to my strengths, and mama strengths are setting the mood just right. It doesn't get any more romantic than this. Hey, leave us alone, Ian. We're on our date right now. No, you don't. You can't eliminate me and then go right on a date. Uh, yeah, I can. That's like the whole premise of the game is Well, if I can't date them, then nobody can. What are you talking? What? Did you just let that loose? You're ruining.
I sure did. You never know when you need a gator. Oh jeez. Hurry. I don't like OUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. STILL nice try, but my boy is hungry. Wait, no. Well, yeah. Thanks for the idea. No. What the heck? Okay. Please tell me you have an endless supply of meat. Uh, did you just run out? If I know anything, there's more than one way to ruin a date. Ian, seriously, one problem at a time, please. Oh, wait. Duh. I forgot to grab these awesome jet skis. Come on. We can use these to get away. Hurry and go, GO, GO, GO.
WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? We want to get away from the alligator and the guy shooting the missiles at us. Huh? What's going on? Oh no. Oh, YOU'RE A GENIUS. OH NO. Bad gator. BAD GETTER. THAT'S A BAD GETTER. NO. Oh man, that was a close one. Well, not the mood I was going for, but still kind of worked. I don't envy you here. It's going to get harder and harder from here. Whoa. Uh, we're switching it up. You're saving seven eliminated. Uh, what's that fishing rod? What is this?
Hey, wait. That one kind of looks like me. Oh yeah, that one. Are they symbolizing us? Look at me. I'm a purple one. What's the point of having a bunch of chickens like us? Why is there a cat in there? Oh jeez. Don't you eat chicken, Zane cat. Or Kimmy, please don't eat Kimmy chicken. You're going to have to save whoever you want to keep in the game. Yeah, hurry. Get me. Okay. What? Seriously? Really? AARON FIRST. HE'S NOT EVEN HERE. I TOLD HE WASN'T HERE. GOOD LUCK THING.
EVEN TRY HIT the Well, get mine now. It's right there. Forget to get mine. Kitty, don't eat any of the Don't Hurry. Save the ones that you want. Hey, you allowed to do that. Wait. Oh. Oh, nice. Oh, come on. GET MINE. IT'S RIGHT THERE. NO, NO, NO, NO. COME ON. I GUESS THEY NEED get mine next. No, don't listen to her. Think of our perfect. They did try the hardest, but it's up to you. It's your choice. Uh, no, it's not. Choose Kim.
No, me. Oh, come on. Let them decide. Jeez. Uh oh. YES. TAKE THAT, KIM. I knew you'd pick me because you know, uh, only one person has to be eliminated. So, uh, go ahead and get my chicken now. It's It's right there. You can get it super easy. NO, NO, NO. Why would you do that? Um, sometimes choices are hard. Don't worry. It's okay. Don't worry about it. The choices are hard, but whatever you want is what you want. Okay? I know you're torn here, but No, no, no. You should pick F. IT'S IT'S PRETTY EASY. Excuse me. No, no, no. Listen, I've dated her for a couple times, you know, A LITTLE BIT. SHE'S GREAT. NO, DON'T DO THAT THING WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME, so you look better.
No, no, I'm to totally NOT DOING THAT. WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? I CAN PLAY, TOO. CHOOSE ERIC. NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. Don't do that. See? I'm like a horrible boy. That's right. I know exactly how this works. Look, a stack of diamonds. All from him. What do I got? See, that's what you want, right? Listen. No. When my house got destroyed by creepers, guess who helped me rebuild it? IT WAS HER. SHE WAS SO GREAT AT IT.
SHE HELPED ME. THAT IS IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? GUESS I FELL DOWN ONCE AND HE CARRIED me all the way to the doctor. That's why the doctor was 50 M BACK AND FORTH. YOU CARRIED YOURSELF WITH THE INJURED puppies and injured kittens. Plus, I mean, I don't even have a house RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE? SEE, I think Ian blew it up. Do you not try to What are you talking about? I didn't do anything. Oh my gosh. Ice cream for me.
Wait. NO, I CAN'T. They gave it to you. Fair and square. Okay. It's not mine. It's yours. You made a good choice. I could be mean. I could be REALLY MEAN. I TAKE THAT. I'M ALLERGIC TO ICE CREAM, ACTUALLY. I LIKE IT. I LIKE ice cream. What? That's a lie. Plus, I'm so allergic to ice cream. I can't even be near it. I have to GET OUT OF HERE. NO. GET OVER HERE. I CAN GO. I CAN DO THIS. OH, WAIT. SORRY. I LOVE YOU. I'LL I'LL get you a snack later. I cannot believe this. You are the BETTER TOY.
NO. I NEVER WAS. YEAH. WHERE DO THEY ARE WE MAKING this too hard for them? You think? Sorry. Left high end dry there. We got a little caught up on who was better. Clearly, it was her. You pick her. It's their choice, Aaron. We realized we were putting you a lot under a lot of pressure. Yeah, I didn't mean to do that. Sorry. You should just pick whoever you want. It doesn't matter. Yeah, but it doesn't have to be us. You change your mind. Le Well, I guess it's time to choose F.
You can pick anybody. It doesn't matter. Okay. What? What are you doing? It's not a big deal, you know. Just not me. Yeah, we can handle it. You got to pick though. It's her. You got to pick her. Uh, yeah. You're running out of time. Wait, what are you doing? What are you doing to me? WHAT IS HAPPENING? HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT? Did you choose both of us? I didn't even THINK THAT WAS AN OPTION. Is that legal?
No, it totally couldn't be. OH, IT'S NOT. YOU GOT TO PICK SOMEBODY. It's okay. There you guys are. What did that mean by heart attack? Did you just rip his heart out? Oh, shoot. Okay, I'LL BRING HIM BACK. I'M GOING TO GO get help. Oh, empty. What the hecky is happening? Uh, there you got a little hole in your chest. Oh, what the? Now look who's talking. My heart. Oh. Whoa. Well, I was living first, so I mean, I shouldn't have a problem, right?
I THINK WE NEED TO DOCTORS. OH, that's not good. I think I need that. What is going on? Guard. You What? I'm a You're tiny and so cutie.
