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I've watched these be made so many times and every time I was like hate that and now I'm gonna get it I haven't made it what sucks does it taste worse if you make stop it ruined this don't meet your Heroes we're at this Ranch in Texas I'm with the unsubscribed podcast boys shout out Eli Baddie streams nuts and Cody donut operator what happened uh we had uh we had some hamburgers and then we talked about making love to each other we're cooking up an epic meal in here while some of that is cooking I want to take this place in because it's lawyered I'm in Texas right now and I'm Blown Away literally there's five there's 500 000 worth of firearms here and uh soil whoa okay I'm done the usual to you guys
very new to me just the 50 cal right here Barrett M82 A2 um you might actually have an oh wait you don't it's only 20 Mage so you don't have one just don't shoot the steel because you will absolutely destroy it are you ready are you foreign I never felt something like that in my life we're in Texas right now heading into HEB where we're literally gonna buy everything we're making a Texan fast food lasagna today baby been in Texas for less than 24 hours I've shot 25 guns and everywhere I go now I wear ballistic glasses look at this switch up we did here because we were going to do a fast food lasagna but then while being here I gathered we're in Texas instead of getting marinara let's get some chili pretend it's not in
a can it's gonna be like a whole new custom thing this is the DLC the [__] battle pass okay just gonna move over this box of ammunition and groceries in here oh utilize boxing gloves what's your own company so that's rival okay Eli maybe he's got more to explain and now I'm about the most important thing return my cards thank you for choosing comic convenience friend and how can I help you can I get the uh can I get 12 Sonic cheeseburgers please you said 12 please uh just the burgers okay just make sure you said 12 correct uh yeah like yeah 12. she was shook that I got 12. still got it thank you for choosing Lotaburger can I get 12 Whataburgers please I'm gonna get 12 water Burgers yes please so for this fast food lasagna I
wanted to use things that were specific to Texas and really the only fast food that I could think of was Whataburger because everyone from Texas is always like you gotta hit up Whataburger and we never used it in an epic meal and lastly if you're wondering why I'm going to Chick-fil-A is because out of everywhere I've been in Texas every Chick-fil-A I've ever been at there's always lineups but you have never seen lineups like the Chick-fil-A lineups in Texas I'm literally going inside because the drive-through is like double lane Texas [__] loves Chick-fil-A who's up where the G fuel at today's a big day because Epic Meal Time in the sauce boss have joined forces with G fuel I've been
waiting for the gaming industry to take note of my incredible gaming skills that's right I'm a master at insta give an Unreal Tournament 2001. personally when it comes to powders I've been messing with the Divine Peach when it comes to the cans I also like the sour chug rug but then again I'll mess with any of the cans all this actually zero sugar you know why that's a good thing no sugar crash [__] you focused you energized keeps you hydrated go to gfuel.com use the code epic you get 30 off your purchase and if you're looking for these cans and you're in the US get your ass over to Walmart to get them you got all this bacon we got shredded Mexican cheese I got a ton of Whataburger Chick-fil-A and we got a
whole bunch of Sonic because it was across the street and I love it we're gonna put all this into a custom Tex-Mex fast food lasagna so are those pork chips good yes yeah is that a Texas thing HGB have you been to HEB yet I did all this at HEB yeah I went to HEB I was like I told them I was like wait I need to pick up school supplies he was like HEB also I can tell these Texas guys that I need the chili from scratch I gotta bury this so they don't know nice I realized this recipe was originally made with marinara on ricotta because it's lasagna and as I spread this chili on this Tex-Mex cheese it's like moving it around it's being weird this is just a mentally ill Canadian's idea of a Tex-Mex lasagna yeah that's on it yeah don't get the
Chick-fil-A sauce feed each other right stick how thick is that like four seats yes that's looking good uh chili bacon fast food cheese how do you come up with the [__] order this is like some endash no it was my buddy I told you I gotta try and FaceTime him right now we lose on my shirt come it's yellow yeah that's what I said oh what up Amir I want you to see the fast food lasagna look at look what's going on in here you didn't put the cheese layer on yet no did you do you guys have a skewer or a metal device that maybe you have a bow and arrow a bow and arrow we actually hold on you see this room so yeah you want to take one of those oh my God amazing we got cheesy coming under there then maybe you're ready for your first
meeting oh yeah okay the man bye bears how much cheese we doing okay follow your heart bro it's muscles glasses and he won't shut the [__] up yeah you gotta spread it a little bit now I know how you got that 300. it was easy yeah smart all right stop it in there oh [__] it's coming together oh yeah it's looking kind of scary actually okay I think we gotta take it out yeah I think so let's do it yo try and get like a nice piece of cake the hell do we have here a mistake a mistake pickles no there's no oh well unless that's in a burger yeah oh yeah Chick-fil-A there's one pickle Chick-fil-A in the middle how many calories is this is Texas even I know that yeah I like the hell out of it yeah
it's actually really good you gotta come home with me this is post mcdove this is post McDowell art right here oh this guy's watched the channel in 2015. help him my cholesterol turn off the lid of a beard here be careful what oh you said the chili was made from scratch what it's a can of more chili I don't know where you got is that oh just a can of War chili laying around I made it from scratch [__] you didn't make the chili don't wanna make sure she sent us from scratch you know there is a board there was a boar attacking children outside you [__] killed it and this is his ass we're eating his ax where you need his ass [__] yeah his upper ass lower ass this is lower ass loraz this is like the bottom
of the cheek it's a good part
