Experience the World's Best River Cruise Safari on the Chobe River

Experience the World's Best River Cruise Safari on the Chobe River

Join travelers as they embark on a unique river cruise safari along the Chobe River, searching for Africa's iconic wildlife from a floating lodge.

We Tried the World’s Best River Cruise Safari. | Transcript:

We are Karen and Nate. Over the last 10 years, we've traveled to 112 countries, documenting the entire journey here on our YouTube channel. Over the years, we've had the opportunity to spend time on a lot of really cool cruises, including a two-eek cruise to Antarctica, a luxury icebreaker that took us all the way to the North Pole, cruising down the Nile, through the Gopagos, in the frozen fjords of Norway with orcas. Most recently, a Christmas market cruise through Europe, and many, many more. This cruise on the Zambzi Queen is going to be completely different from anything we've ever done. That was the moment I was hoping for on this trip because I'm pretty sure this section of the Chobi River that forms the border

between Botswana and Namibia is the only place in the world where you can do a floating safari. So, the idea of this cruise is that the boat acts like a floating safari lodge. We don't even have a scheduled trip from point A to point B. Instead, we move up and down the river searching for the best wildlife encounters. Can't believe my eyes. Instead of pool decks and ports of call, our daily activities will happen on tiny boats. And we're going out in search of some of Africa's most iconic wildlife. Did it just wave at us? I wave and you wave back. Best safari ever. So, join me, Nate, and our friend Charlie for the next 3 days as we experience one of the world's only river cruise safaris.

We made it. Country 112. Welcome to the world. Country number 13 together. Hello. This is us. 1 2 3. Well, we've been in Batswana for a grand total of 15 minutes and now we are crossing the border back into Namibia to get on the boat. Up until this morning, I thought this whole trip was in Batswana. I think technically the whole time we're kind of bouncing back and forth between the two countries because the river that we're going to be on the whole time forms the border between Namibia and Batswana. But technically for this trip we're in Namibia. The only reason this is comical is because we've been in Namibia for the last two weeks.

Left and now we're going right back. I think I'm just gonna pretend like I'm still in Batswana. From the Batswana immigration office, next we got on a short boat ride that took us over to Stampas right back in to Namibia. I'm trying to figure out somewhere. 45 minutes later, we are back in Namibia. I kind of forgot we ever left Namibia. Uh, more towards you. Can you see it? No. There. Now we're pointing at it. No. There. No. Can we see it? 2,000 years later. No. Closer to you. Closer to Yes.

Oh. Oh, that's it. There it is. The Z busy queen. We definitely have the biggest boat on the Chob. You know what they say about big boats. They go faster. Thank you. Welcome. Wow. Welcome. We're going all the way to the top. By the way, to the top of my Oh my gosh. We're officially home.

Cheers. To a little bit of luxury after a weekend attempt. Oh my god. Was it only a week? So, we just did a little safety briefing and I think the most comforting thing we learned is that the ship is actually taller than the water is deep. So, if we sink, we just come up to the top level. They said, "Grab some drinks at the bar and um we'll stay above water the whole time." You 26. You can go ahead and number 28. Oh, we're just next to each other. I love it. Yeah, but then you mustn't go into each other's rooms.

It's not that kind of friendship. Not only is there Fresh, amazing air conditioner on in here. But we have a bottle of champagne. How beautiful. Wow. I don't know why I wasn't expecting AC. Maybe because I've been living in a tent. But this is awesome. Your room's a bit bigger. But look at this. What the heck? And you have a balcony. Wow. Beauty. This is amazing. Everything about it has been great. We bring you on the trip. You take the best room. You're always like this, Charlie.

I didn't choose. Okay, they've got some snacks set out for us upstairs. We're going to go enjoy those because we miss lunch due to all the border crossings and then we'll come back down and we'll show you around the room. I love it here. I love it here so much. For snacks, we have freshly baked bread, salad, beets, macaroni, vegetable pies, beef pies, chicken skewers, cheese plate, dessert. When you live in a different hotel pretty much every week like we do, there are little things that make a really big difference in our joy when it comes to a room. And this made me so happy to see.

Both sides of the bed have an outlet that's international and a USB. Over here, we have so much space. They've provided this really yummy bug repellent. It's in a glass bottle, which I really appreciate. We are in Batswana, so we're all on malaria medicine right now. I did not know they had a spa on board. Yes, yes, yes, yes. I promise I'm not going to complain about it, but I have a crick in my neck from sleeping in that tent. Sign me up. Take my money. People have been giving me a hard time in the comments about some of the adventures that I've drugged Cara on lately. I've not been drugged to anything. I made my own choices.

This is your week. As many massages as you want. Pleasure doing business with you. Gosh, full length mirror fit tray. Looking good. Bathroom tour. In my experience, most of the time nautical bathrooms leave a lot to be desired. I don't know why, but very impressed with this one. I am a big fan of nice products that are provided. Plus, they provide bottled water. I assume they're going to refill this. We filled out a little questionnaire and we got on board and it was like, "Do you want water?" And I said, "Yes." So, hopefully we keep getting those. I think that was for the CPAP machine.

The questionnaire asked whether or not you use one of those breathing things at night and if you wanted distilled water for it. We're not making fun of seat machines. Just the fact that Car ordered water seat machine's going to show up at the door. Okay, moving on. The toilet is very exciting. I know it just looks like a regular toilet. However, there is a window that leads to our balcony. I can see the river. I can see Batswana. I can wave at Nate while he's out there drinking his coffee. And last but not least, a gigantic shower. This is actually huge for a boat. I believe these are the two boats

that we'll take out on excursions each day. I'm having that feeling like I already don't want it to be over. Like I'm already sad that it's going to end. You know what I'm saying? We lived in a camper for a long time. Okay, so this second level that we're on and the one below us are pretty much all rooms. And then the top floor where everybody is right now. so we won't go there and disturb them is like the hangout area for the whole day. So in the back there's an open air deck. Then from there you have the dining room, the lounge, the bar, and then on the front there's sun loungers and even a small pool. I don't think there's a lot going on tonight. We're just kind of getting

settled. We'll watch the sunset. We'll have dinner and then the excursion start tomorrow. I just had a sneaky idea. I blocked the door. We're just going to have to hopefully put all of this exactly like it was. Help me get this off here. Just set it like this. I don't know why I'm whispering. Take this bottom part. Hold it underneath. And we're going to tuck this in up here. So, my dad taught us this prank earlier this year, and we've been saying we just need to pull more pranks in life. He called it short sheeting. Basically, you

just reverse tuck in their sheet so that when somebody goes to get in their bed, they can't straighten their legs. Up top, it still looks like your regular sheet, but then down here when you go to put your feet in, they have nowhere to go. Oh, what if they do turn down service? I don't think they'll notice. How do they get them to look so good? I know. Nice. I'm so excited. We were never here. How good is this? It's ridiculous. There's some There's a Cape Buffalo over there. No, there's not.

See where the tourist boats are. And I saw a hippo. No, I'm not even kidding you. It opened as Big Pink mount. It was when we were coming down the river along there and they didn't stop. There's no announcements or anything. No, I think cuz there's going to be so many hippo. I think there's going to be so many buffalo elephants that they don't even care. I don't think so. How's the pool? It's really warm. Not deep. It's asking for a neck injury, I think. But otherwise, otherwise it's great.

How's that? Little bit better with two. Oh, yeah. You were a moninocular. Also, how good is the sunset? Hey, I jumped on your bed and I messed it up a little bit. What are you doing? I'm sorry. I tried to make it as pretty as possible when I got off. What is this? Oh, yeah. You may notice that Charlie and I are barefoot. Nate, as usual, hates following the rules. But as soon as we got on board, Emily was like, "Welcome home. Take off your shoes." Me and Charlie were like, "Wait, really?" And she was like, "Yeah, right now. Take them off." So, guess who's not wearing shoes for the next 4 days? This girl. So, there's not a gym on board, but they

do have a trampoline and two stationary bikes. I am obsessed with these African sunsets. This is so special. I'm going to close it because of the bugs. Yeah, we're so used to the bugs. Being with them doesn't even bother me. This is definitely nothing compared to uh the Dune Resort. There are at least 30 beetles on my pillow right now. What bugs? I haven't seen any bugs. I probably still have one in my ear somewhere. It's cuz we're on the Botswana side. So again, we're actually in Botswana. No, we're we are in Batswana.

Do you actually know if we're on the Batswana side? So, you think this is Batswana and that's Namibia? I'm very confident, but I also Let's call it 80%. We are uh strongly in Namibia. No, we are. That's that's Namibia. I don't trust people who are still wearing shoes. I'm in. Oh, thank you. Those are big. How do you say cheers here? Cheers, guys. Cheers. I love it. This is the biggest ginatonic I've ever seen. For dinner each night, they have a four course meal. This roasted butternut squash soup looks a little bit better

than the peanut butter ramen that I made every But I think course number two is some sort of eggplant topped with tomato cheese. And I hope pesto. I don't think I did that very well. Thank you. Looks like you just had cheese. It was a really lovely bite of cheese. No. Charlie got the fried prawn. It's more intimate than I thought. It is really good. It's really good. Beautiful. We got the vegetarian option. It's got the fish option. And the meat lover.

It's like the steak version of fish. Mine's the steak version of steak. It's honestly fantastic. White chocolate mousse. Are you full as I am? Considering we had lunch about 3 hours ago, yes. Oh, that makes me feel better, actually. Good night. I have good news and bad news. Good news is they do turn down service, which is just lovely. Bad news is I checked Charlie's room earlier and they undid our prank. New plan. Tomorrow after turndown, I will redo the prank and we will try again.

Wow. Good bed. Okay, our first excursion starts tomorrow at 6:30. So, we will see you bright and early or dark and early. And this one might not be there. All the excursions are optional. Good night. I love you. Real quick, Cara from the future here. Nate and I are spending a little bit of time here at home in Colorado, very far from Botswana or technically Namibia. Let me say a huge thank you to BetterHelp for sponsoring this video and making wild adventures like this one possible. Somehow, it has already been 18 months since my epilepsy diagnosis, which I'm going to make an entire video

about with all the updates. But having that traumatic seizure and navigating this new diagnosis is what finally got my foot in the door with therapy. And looking back, I could have benefited from therapy a lot sooner. So, first off, learn from my mistake. If there is anything stealing your joy or keeping you from living your absolute best life every single day, don't wait. Whether it's big or small, please talk to a therapist. Now, I've always felt like I was a pretty positive and optimistic person, but a year or so leading up to the start of all of this, I was actually really struggling. And what's scary is no one knew except for Nate. Like on the outside, everything was fine. I didn't

really know how to handle it. And I just assumed if I ignored it, pushed it off, eventually I would grow out of it or something. It just took me way too long to realize that if I wanted to feel different, I needed to intentionally make a change in my life. Which sounds really obvious now, but when you're in the middle of it all, that can be hard to see. I'm sharing this because if anyone is watching this and feels the same, just know that you're not alone and talking to a therapist can be helpful in healing in so many ways. Going to therapy for the first time can be really intimidating. But BetterHelp being 100% online took a lot of that fear away for me. Plus, you aren't just

talking to some random therapist. By taking their online questionnaire, they actually matched me with someone who best meets my needs and preferences based on what I'm going through, which is really cool. So, don't wait like I did. You are worth it and therapy is worth it. To get started, just go to betterhelp.comknn or click the link in the description below to get 10% off your first month of therapy with BetterHel. Thanks for watching. Back to the book. Have a good morning. Thanks. Have fun. Good morning. What an absolutely beautiful view to wake up to. Listen to all these birds.

This morning they're offering two excursions, birding and fishing. Charlie and I are up early to do the fishing. And uh Car's decided to uh sleep in and have a slow morning on board. I'm honestly glad this is starting so early because it's forcing me to get up and enjoy the sunrise. Bye guys. Have a good morning. I think we're getting our own private fishing boat this morning. It's going to be fantastic. Bye, Bernard. See you tomorrow. Have fun. Good morning. Wow, she's up early. All right, Charlie and I have our own private boat this morning. Hopefully, we'll catch some fish.

Fishing's not really my thing. Very excited to have a slow morning on the boat and watch the sunrise. Safari. This is ridiculous. Yeah. So cool. It's pretty scary when it just disappears. That thing is as big as our boat. I feel terrible. This is exactly what Cara was scared of. She has such FOMO anyway that we actually saw something. Wow. I'm hearing animal noises, but I don't know what they are. There's something growling over here. No way. The fishing boat went right by that crocodile. I think it's going to be a great day. We haven't even thrown a line in the water, and we've already seen six hippos. Not a bad start to the morning.

The crocodile is swimming. I don't know how to use this camera. Where's the record button? Here we go. I want it to hunt something. That bird better watch out. Oh, he just disappeared. That is so freaky. What else is lurking? Oh my gosh. I'll try to put the different colors for the reflection of the fish. They can able to see like a flower. Thank you. This is uh VIP fishing. Hook was baited. The pole was cast. All you have to do is hold it and reel it in. I am pretty much the only person on the boat right now. Everyone's either sleeping, out fishing, or bird watching.

So, feel like I have this huge private balcony. So, I'm going to do some yoga. I'm still hearing something really weird out there. Oh, elephant down there. An elephant. Yes. Prioritizing safari over fishing. I said this is fishing and safari. Cara is going to be so mad. Grass. The boat's officially moving. And I just saw my first hippos of the trip. There's a hippo. Oh my gosh. Three of them.

Four. How exciting. Hopefully, this is the first of many hippo sightings. Also, I confirmed with one of the employees that the weird noise I was hearing this morning that kind of sounds like a pig. Like, it's like those were hippo noises that I was hearing all morning long. I just didn't see him. Oh my gosh, the little baby in the back playing around is so cute. Cara is going to absolutely kill us. This is awesome. Oh my gosh. Look at him dive in the water. Yeah, right. They just disappeared. Like there were like four hippos and they all just disappeared under the water. This is amazing.

I feel so lucky. There's two juveniles that are starting to leave now. Potentially it's my morning coffee. I really feel like I could go home now. That was the moment I was hoping for on this trip. I just feel so terrible that Cara's not here. It's the one thing she wanted to see was elephant babies. Oh my goodness. What a start to the day. Look at that big booty. I'm surrounded by hippos right now. I don't think there's any way Nate and Charlie are having more fun than me right now, but I hope they are. I really do. I hope they're having a great time. This is awesome.

Well, they're fighting a young one. Where are they going? They were coming for us. I think they were asleep and then like woke up. leaving them. I thought they were coming for us at my house. I literally keep looking for bubbles. He looked angry. All right, we're heading back to the boat. We didn't catch a single fish, but still one of the best fishing trips of my entire life. Here they come. Look out for the hippos. That's impressive driving. We're docking while the boat is moving. Thanks, Bad.

All right, we're back. Home sweet home. We've got an hour to eat breakfast before we head back out again. How was it? Yeah. So, we didn't catch a single fish, but I do have an intense amount of guilt. Why? No. Can you see it? And the little one running in the back. She said, "I want to cry." Everything we saw. The one thing I wanted to see. Everything we saw, I was enjoying, but I just felt so guilty. It's the tiniest thing I've ever seen. 3 months old. I don't care about the stupid hypo. But do you know the good news? There's going to be heaps today.

There are going to be everywhere. There's not. How was your morning? I thought it was great. Why did you even tell me? You should have just not told me. I saw a family of elephants without me. You get your chance. You think you get your chance? Okay. I trust Emily. Emily says I'll have my chance. Let's eat. I need food now. But we haven't even done the safari yet. Imagine how good it's going to be. The videos. She's genuinely really upset. I need a digital to blow my nose. I think you should eat something, too. Before you take your malaret.

Oh no. Were you crying watching the babies? Which seat screams elephant family? Now's your time. All right, we're heading out on our first official floating safari. Thank you, sir. You're welcome. What a start to the safari. Oh wow. Best safari ever. We haven't even started yet. I have a chilled glass of white wine. And I'm channeling the elephants to come to wherever we Is that an eagle? Yeah. Wow. We already saw that this morning. Of course you did. We're back in the exact same spot where we saw the whole family. This is it.

Yeah, 100%. So are the whole family's coming back. It's happening. Oh my gosh. I'm so happy for you. Look, we are so close. Can't believe my eyes. They're so beautiful. I'm appreciating this so much more after I thought I missed out. It's even more special. I can't believe my eyes. So incredible. I can see them blinking. I can't believe that. Look at the baby drinking. The little baby trunk is so tiny and his little tubs are so tiny and they're just snoring up the water. Oh, and the moms are so big.

It looks like it sneezed. That was absolutely incredible. They hung out down here by the water for like 15 minutes. Cara got a 10 times better experience than we got this morning. And then they walked down and they pretty much walked as close to us as they possibly could. We've come up on five or six sleeping hippos. We've learned that they're vegetarian, but they will attack and kill humans to protect their space. They kill more humans than any other animal except the cape buffalo. Apparently, their brains are really tiny. And so, their first reaction is just to attack.

They're not good at managing their emotions. I'm trying to say I felt like a hippo this morning. We just left the baby elephants and now I'm looking at a baby hippo. Oh, it's like the size of a dog. I had pretty high expectations for this trip and they have been vastly exceeded. We've hardly been out here in an hour and we've seen backtoback babies. And now I'm staring at a gigantic crocodile in the face. The best part is I see three trucks on land all looking at the same thing that we are, but we're five times closer. Safari cruise. It's the way to go.

I did not expect to see a giraffe today. That was not on the list of animals that we might see. And a giraffe and a crocodile. Well done. So good. Well done. I'm happy. Very sad. And I told what I said to you. What did I say to you? Your day will come. Your time will come. Emily knows best. Time will come. so sad when I got on this boat and I'm so happy leaving it. Yay.

Thanks. Welcome back. Thanks. Welcome back, guys. This morning after Charlie and Nate got back and told me their experience, I looked at this photo on my way out the door and I was just like, they got to see this. And now I'm looking at it and I'm like, I got to see this. And it was even better than the photo. I could go home. Should we do 10 of these? Quick workout before lunch. Let's go. Dr. Charles, he's distracting me. He doesn't want to swole. That's right. We've just finished our workout and up ahead, I can see a whole family of elephants that have waited out into the water. It just doesn't stop.

Nice work, team. Oh, we got a good sweat going, Charlie. Yeah, I know. Barely finished. Animals everywhere. Oh gosh, look at all the elephants. This when I thought it couldn't get any better. We're supposed to be eating lunch right now, but who can go inside at a time like this? Uh-uh. Do we Oh, look. There's so many more in the background, too. I bet we can see 40 elephants right now. This is what dreams are made of. What is that baby doing? He's put his whole head in. Car. Do you see this baby rolling around?

Charlie and I found ourselves bathing with the elephant. And this is such an incredible experience. We just kept getting closer and closer to the edge and then wearing our clothes in the pool. Car, do you see us two playing? Wow. I think what's so special about these is like when you see elephants on safari in like dry land, they're just standing there. But these are by far the most active elephants I've ever seen.

All right, we're late for lunch today, so it's already been picked through. But we have soup, fresh bread, vegetables, Thai salad, butternut squash, fish cakes, vegetable kiche, pork, cheese, and dessert. Can we just flash back to a few hours ago when you were crying looking at my phone and now I'm buzzing? very big trouble making us. Now you want to be on top. Now you want to sit down here. No. And we are off for safari round two. Private crew. We can do whatever we want. So Emily told us we could go on the roof. No. Wow. What a life. I love Bad Mono.

No way. All right, we have our first animal sighting. Wow, look at those teeth. It doesn't even look real. Oh my gosh. This is without a doubt the closest I've ever been to a crocodile. This does not feel like it should be okay. We should not be this close. It looks like stuffed. Oh, I can't even I'm good. Me crocodile. I don't Oh, I don't His tail just moved a little bit. So, like I said before, hippos are very dangerous, but they just come off as so calm and fat and slow, but turns out they can run 60 km per hour on land and about half of

that in the water. And that's why we keep a very safe distance because they could easily just climb into our boat and attack us at any moment. I thought We're back for round two with the same family of elephants. What is that one doing? Throwing his trunk around. So, our guide was telling us that when they're sucking water up through their trunk, they can drink four to six lers of water per gulp. And they drink around 120 L of water per day. So, earlier this morning when we were fishing, our guide was telling us that usually the elephants come down and drink about three times a day. And if that's true,

that means we've seen it all three times. Three for three. Our captain Gibson is the real hero. He has timed this perfectly all three times. We were joking that he should just like pretend to whistle and then like he's calling them down here. All right, we've just stumbled upon a family of baboons and I'm pretty sure I can honestly say I've never seen them in this behavior. Usually babbons are just crazy or like in tourist destinations stealing sunglasses off my head. This monkey jumped on car's back, took off her sunglasses, and then this guy, you pay him 50 rupees, and he throws him a juice drink, and he gives you back the sunglasses. He literally threw the juice drink up to the monkey. The monkey

dropped the glasses straight back down. It was worth it just to see the scam in action. They're really calm. They're all just sitting on the bank cleaning each other. There's one huge male who's just lying on his back like this, and he's got one of his legs hiked up. You can just see everything. And now these two giant goo are passing behind them. This mother baboon is getting groomed on one side and breastfeeding on the other side at the same time. Thank you, Renard. It was amazing. This has without a doubt been one of the best 24 hours on a boat I've ever had.

Um, how about one of the best 24 hours ever? Like when I think back to all of our trips, Antarctica, the North Pole, swimming with orcas, this is easily in the top three. It could be number one. I want to say number one right now, but I just know that recency bias is a real thing. And the sunsets never disappoint here. As if this day could not get any better, I'm about to get a 45minute neck and shoulder massage. Let's go. Bye. Take care of my dinner. Wish me luck. Okay, going. I'm so excited. Look at that. It takes me a lifetime to get all my jewelry off. I wear so much of it. Like, honestly, I can't imagine this day being any better. Like, what

else could happen? I think the birth of an animal is the only thing. Good, beautiful morning from the Zambesey Queen. I am so glad I got that massage last night. I think she healed my neck. I'm going to go get another cup of coffee and enjoy our last day on board. Okay, so the plan for today, this morning we're heading to a local village. Then we'll be back on the boat for lunch. Then this afternoon we'll head out on our final floating game drive and then back on the boat to enjoy our last evening in Africa. We've been on this continent now for almost six weeks and it has been such an amazing trip. Started in Morocco with a big race, then down to South Africa for the train through Zimbabwe, then over to

Zambia for one of the most terrifying moments of my life, and then we've basically spent the last 2 weeks here in Namibia. It's been such an awesome trip on a continent that we have not spent enough time on. Also, at uh this point in our travels, we usually try to avoid these village visits, mainly because I can't decide how I feel about them. On the one hand, I think it's a nice way to support the local communities. On the other hand, it can just feel a little weird. Basically, like viewing someone's daily life as entertainment and just all feels a little weird. We'll see how this morning goes.

You just leave it here. Now we're off. Oh, that's deep. Wow, that's deep. Our boat's there. I had a massage 10 minutes ago. Now I'm looking at these guys. And this little baby just completely covered itself in the white clay.

Did we back up? I actually thought we were about to get attacked. Look how tiny that one is. And we're so close. I've come even closer. Look at this baby. Oh my goodness. That baby elephant is the cutest thing I've ever seen. He was playing with that bone. Oh, that one's in the water. They hold their breath. Yeah. I never dreamed we would be this close to so many elephants, especially babies.

Without a doubt, top five animal encounters of my entire life. I'm thinking in no particular order, gorillas, polar bears, orcas, humpbacks, and this is somewhere in there. What a grand finale. Cara's too busy just soaking it in and being I can see four elephants swimming right now. Gitson just explained what we're seeing right now. Apparently, elephants pull the grass up from the bottom of the river and it's got dirt and sand in it. And the reason they swing their trunk back and forth before they put it in their mouth is because they're cleaning it out. Because if they eat the grass with all of the dirt and sand, it'll wear down their teeth. And once their teeth get worn out, they can't eat anymore. And many elephants die of

starvation once their teeth fall out. So, it's their way of taking care of their oral health. Also, just looks awesome. Wow, they're so graceful in the water. This elephant is using his trunk as a snorkel. Look at that leaf he has stuck on his back. You got an elephant right here. You got hippos right here. I don't think you could tell they are, but like ridiculous. Like the best wildlife experience I've ever had. This is awesome. I just need to make it known right now that I'm filming this on my phone. Charlie and me.

I'm actually kind of scared right now. I can see their eyelashes. Did it just wave at us? Right there. I waved and you waved back. I think it just waved. I think. Oh, they're called monoculars. I can see better than I have been the whole time. Somehow with the two of them. Wow. We've saved the best for last for every animal.

And the rhino giving birth was amazing. Giving birth. Yeah, rhino giving birth. All right. Oh, hey guys. I don't want to get over. I don't know how it gets better than that. I don't want it to be over. We have like a 2minute window to prank Charlie. We just completely lied to him. Guys, It's happening. Help me. Just stay tuned. Did it die? Was it just one side? Yeah. Does it look the same? Yeah. Close.

One side. He won't notice. He will notice. He's a doctor. He noticed this thing. I'm really sorry. Beautiful looking male. You better. Hey, have a good flight. Yeah, good. How are you? How was your bed? Oh, did you get my dress? I was like, I can't get in. I was like, I don't understand what's happened. And I was like, did they just make it like this? I'm like, wait, why would they do

this to me? And then I realized they've been shorted. Oh, you knew what it was. I knew what it was. After like maybe 5 minutes, I was like, is this the bottom sheet? And I was like, what have I done? Terrible. We got him. I genuinely did. Second attempt. They undid it the first time and we had to do it again. Love you. We'll miss you. Bye. Have fun at Victoria Falls. A good ride. VIP. He's the best.

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