Family Goddess and Why It Matters

All right, kids. It's pizza time. Just kidding. I have pizza. It's not pizza time. It's snack time. It is always snack time in the heavens. You know that. Okay, let's see. All right, let's see what we got. What the Looks like I'll be serving a round OF TRICKS FOR YOU. A and none of us are in the mood for your tricks today. Oh, I don't think I remember asking if you were in the mood. Now, I'LL BE TAKING THIS. GET BACK HERE WITH THE KIDNAPPER.

DON'T YOU think you can mess WITH THE GOD OF FIRE? I'M NOT AFRAID of your fireballs, Harry. Let's see. OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T COME ANY CLOSER or the kids get it. You hear me? You better not hurt that because everyone always makes fun of me for just being a trickster GOD. BECAUSE YOU ARE. And you're mean to the kids and us. Sure, you know what? I could do that, but only if Aaron gives up being a god. Wait, what? So, it's going to be like that, huh?

Wait, what are you doing? Just keep them safe, babe. Right. You're making the right decision. Aaron, no. He fell off a cliff. There. Now, was that so hard? I got what I want, AND NOW EVERYONE CAN BE YOU BASICALLY METAPHORICALLY made me push him off a cliff. I can't believe you. Kids, are you okay? I'm so sorry. You're fine. Okay. Oh no, he's lost in the overworld. Maybe I could find him. Let's see. Let's open a window and see maybe where he went. H mortals. Maybe they saw where he went. H one way to find out. All righty. I'm going to go on

a very important mission. You guys will be safe at home. You need to use your god powers in order to destroy anybody that comes near you. I know I normally told you not to, but this is a special occasion cuz I need to find your dad. Okay, there you go. Don't open the door. Look, both of us are crossing the road, but don't go don't cross the road. You shouldn't be even doing the first place. Close the door behind me. I got this. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, if I'm not mistaken, let's see. I saw those mortals before.

There they are. I'm telling you, I saw someone fall from the sky. Oh, yeah. Sure you did. Hello, MORTALS. OH, HELLO. Sorry about that. Are y'all good? Did you just fall out of the sky? Yep. I'm kind of like When Angels fall. No, seriously. Is this AI? WHAT IN THE AI IS THIS, CASEY? WHAT? NO, I'm serious. I saw someone fall from the sky earlier, too. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Did Wait. Did you see a guy? Like a really cute guy?

Ah, enough. You're a sky person like I'm the king of Minecraft. I'll see you when YOU'RE NOT BEING SUPER. THERE we go. Um, wa. You really are a goddess. Wait, so are you looking for another god? Uh, yes. My man's errands the god of fire. A little help here. I'M A LITTLE PARALYZED. OH. UM, SANE, are you okay? Kind of. Sorry for doubting you. We can take you to look in the city if you want. Oh, thank you so much. That'll be great. All right, let me just uh pick you up and uh hold on. Ready? Wow, cool. Look at this view. This is kind of romantic. I mean, cool.

Cool. How is this cool? Relax. Nothing's going to happen. Okay. Oh, that's easy for you to say. Just I got this. Don't worry. Let's land right here. But you guys don't eat. Easy does it. You can trust me. Oh my gosh. All right, let's see. I can use this to find them easier. Wa! What is that? It's a portal. Some kind of portal. Nice call. Whoa. What? Wait a minute. I think it's him. Aaron. Wait. I don't think you can hear me. What's happening?

Whoa. Oh no. Somebody after your man. Yeah, there's a trickster god and he's trying to get my whole family. Huh? Wait. Is it going to rain? Goddess Lady, are you okay? I don't know if I'm okay. A lot of things are taken from me today and I'm kind of really mad and I just don't know what to think. And honestly, I need a I'm not okay. Oh, what was that? Did anyone else hear a scream? I think so. Wait a minute. Whoever this is, I need you to right now. Hold on.

Give me a moment. Sorry. Follow me this way. Huh? Show yourself. Where are you? Nobody's here. Um, dumpster. A dumpster god. Yeah, dumpsters can't talk. That's true. What's going on? What? How'd you do that? Uh, now what a coincidence. Oh, great. Now there's two divine beings again. You messed with my magic. You've been spying on us. Perhaps. Well, oh, that is that the time, you know. I GOT TO GO. WHAT? GET BACK HERE. He's so fast. A no can't let him escape.

Okay, we'll take the car. He's going towards the neighborhood. YOU GUYS GOT A CAR? OKAY, come back here. You and I'll let him get away. Oh, I bet I WILL GET AWAY CUZ YOU can't see me now. What? Wait, where'd he go? Just I'm not going to stop until I get him. Not letting him get away. He went this way. Zay. Oh, you guys got here fast. Uh yeah, he parked the car and suddenly took off when he saw Ian. HEY, BACK OFF.

NO, YOU BACK OFF. WAIT, THERE you see. Hey, stop that. No, you stop it, Zane. Look, it's me, Zane. You got to believe me. No, he's lying. Okay, that's it, buddy. Everyone, stop it. Stop right now. All right, you're both paralyzed. Who's Ian? You know this guy best. Who's the real one? Come on, Casey. You know it's me. No, this guy is a fake. My boo doesn't sound like that, does it? Well, um, come on. Listen to me. Don't you want to go on a date when this is all over?

What a date? Wait, that's not safe. You don't never say that out loud. Wait, wait, hold on a second. There we go. Gotcha. I can't see you know me so well. Wait, what the Of course I do. I miss it. Wait a minute. This headpiece, it's my errands. HE'S A RAT. FOLLOW HIM. GET BACK HERE. You gross. How dare you take on that cute form. I'll show you mortals that the trickster god is the one YOU SHOULD REALLY FEAR.

He went into this thing. I got this headpiece though. This belongs to Aaron. I think this is the right track. Wait, how are you supposed to do that with a headpiece? Do what with a headpiece? Wait, actually, I can track him with this. Let's see what's happening. Huh? Look, it's a path. Aaron has to be this way. H, I think. Wa, it ends over there. Maybe he's been this close the whole time. Wait, what if that trickster god's behind this? H Oh, that is a good point. Well, we're going to have to find out. Come on. This is our best lead. Aaron.

There. Oh, no. This place is kind of creepy. Oh, great. You're telling me the god of fire chose a creepy old house to hide in? Nope. I am out. Oh, come on, Zane. We've made it this far. We can't stop now. Finally. I appreciate you mortals helping a goddess like me. Come on, let's go. Why is it locked? Well, look at that. Guess we got to go. All right. See you. Um, I think I've got this. And what? Whoops. You were saying, "Hey, we're going into the creepy house.

Great. Love it." Yes, it's just a house. We've have houses up in the heavens. This is not a special house. It's only a little dark. I'm seriously creeped out. Aaron, should have just stayed outside. Oh, be quiet, big weenie. Oh. Huh? Aaron. Hey. It's It's you. I'M NOT FOG FOR IT, IAN. I KNOW YOUR TRICKS. NO, NO, NO, NO. It's me. I promise. Really? Who would be able to replicate my power by busting open the door with a lightning?

Well, I guess you do have a good point there. But if you're really afraid Oh, no. Are all gods like this? He gave up his powers to save our children, you jerk. Oh, you. What a good man. He is. There we go. That should help, right? Are you feeling better? Okay, so I guess it is you. Oh my gosh. All right, but who are these two? These are my new mortal friends. They helped me find you. Come on, follow us. Okay, you're welcome.

I've got a lot to explain. Mhm. Okay. Okay, I get it. Wait, the kids, are they a right or they're safe? I took them back to the house and I made them lock the door and they're listening to me like they always do. They don't listen at all. Let's go back and uh there. I think we should be good now. Perfect. Wow. Is this your home? Yes. And there are the children's. Okay. Yeah. Well, why are they outside in this? Yes. Here. You're going to need this if you want to be a god gun. F. It doesn't work that way.

Yes, it does. You just put the thing on and it makes you go, right? That's how the gods get their powers back. They go, you know, and you're like, "Okay, yeah, but I willingly gave up my powers. If I want to get him back, then we have to go to the family altar. Then let's do that. Let's go to the altar. Huh? Why are they heading inside? Oh, no. Jerk. No. Come on out, kids. Your parents can't save you now. He's trying to take the kids. We need to get back there now. Yes.

We You're the only one that can fly. We need all the help we can get. We're in. Yes. What? Again? How? Come on, everyone. Don't get close to me. I've got this. Hands. NO, NOT THIS AGAIN. OH MY. Hang on everybody. Remember, I can die. Yay. You guys are heavy. There we go. Finally. So, is this where you live? You could say that. Wa! It's so pretty. Kids. Where are the kids? Oh no. Oh, that screaming little jerk already got them. Oh no. Oh well. Well, well, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

HOW'S IT FEEL TO be human? I bet it sucks. I don't need powers to FIGHT YOU. THE WHERE ARE OUR KIDS? OH. UH, I'M not telling. In fact, I'm going to go fly away. So, if you don't mind, I'LL JUST BECOME WAIT. NOT AGAIN. YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO ME. You're powerless. And you're too nice to hurt me, right? Even if I don't have powers, I could probably kick your butt. Come here, you. He will end. Where are they? LET ME DOWN. IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TELL ME, then I guess I have to do this. Back up. Wait. I HAVE YOU WOULDN'T DO that to flies.

Oh, either way. Don't worry. I can take care of this. JUST FIND THE KIDS. OKAY. UM, KIDS. HEY. WAIT. What's happening? Huh? Why am I so sleepy? That makes two of us. Get out of here. Huh? What happened? Me back home. Is Dreamer? We kids running away with the police department. What? What happened? What? Hood. Honka honky. Hello. I thought you Oh, glow eyes. Ooh, this is dream. My head hurt. Step out of it.

I got to step. Hey, what is that? A portal. I got to wait a minute. The dead mortals. He fell on the Whoa. Hey, guys. Let's get up. Get up. THERE WE GO. NOT AGAIN. My head's a little fuzzy right now. What's happening? Were we dreaming? I tried to lock us away at a dream world. Oh, that explains a lot. Yeah. What's wrong? Why do you sound so sad? Well, because I finally thought you finally what? Huh?

Uh, nothing. Ammo. What do we do now? Well, okay. Hey, my brain banana's not working. We need to find Aaron and get his powers back. And I think Aaron might be locked away. We got to go to Ian's castle. So trapped in Ian's dream world. I don't know. Maybe. Look, we got to hurry. Okay, come on. That's it. His ugly castle. Oh, all right. We got to go. Time to go inside. Everyone ready? Yeah. Okay. How I feel about sneaking into the house of a god, but uh it's fine. Uh let's see. WHAT'S that noise? Everyone okay?

Things just keep getting worse, don't they? Yeah. I think my lightning's getting to me. Is everyone all right? Yeah, I guess so. Okay. Well, that could have been worse. Let's just keep going. You can see the clouds here. Do you hear that? Yeah, it sounds big. Oh no. What is that? Um maybe it's something guarding the place. Let's see. I think you're right. Um that is a big one. Aaron, I see him.

Yeah, that's nice and all, but how are we supposed to get past that giant wolf with a sword and a pickaxe? Well, I am a goddess, you know. Or we can use this. Wait, what' you bring? What? Why would you bring it? What is that? I thought it wouldn't hurt and I was right. Well, it's worth a shot. All right, let's see. That might alert Ian, though, so just be careful. Then it's decided. Operation squeaky toy is underway. Are you sure about this? I've got this. All right. Better than using my lightning powers to alert Ian. If you say so.

All right. Hello. Over here. I Good boy. Pikachu. Good boy. Look at you. Come here. Oh, okay. I You like this? Oh, look at it. Oh, I can do that. That's kind of cute. Squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak, squeak. Now, sit. Wa! You take boa commands. That's awesome. All right. Come on. Go. No. Yes, it's working. This cannot be happening. WHAT KIND OF DOG IS HE? It's working. Just shut up. Okay. Here. Here you go. There you go. Take it. All right. I can't get in. And it's locked. Not for long.

There we go. Wo. Wow. Quiet. Sorry. Oh, that was quick. Yeah. Oh no. Huh? He's asleep. He must still be in Ian's dream world. Oh, sorry, but you need to wake up. Wake Where am I? As where are the kids? I can't get them on my own. We're going to need your help. Okay, now. let's go. There we go. And Wow. You know, I'm starting to wish I had god powers.

Maybe you can get them someday if you're good, but if you're bad, you ain't going to get none of them. All right, the coast is clear. Let's get to the altar. All right, I don't know if you mortals are going to want to be here for this. See, it was close. I think that was just you trying to reassure yourself. Okay, be quiet. Yes, it was. Okay, this is going to be a little painful. Do it. Oh. Oh, he's always glowing. It's working. Hey.

Hey. Can I also get god powers if I do that? That's how it works. All right. Oh, that's a lot better now. Awesome. All right, let's go find them. Perfect. That looks a lot cooler than your powers. Smal, you can be quiet. Okay. We have bigger problems to worry about than whose powers are the coolest. All right, babe. You think you could try to locate where the kids are? Mhm. Yes. Maybe he brought them back to your home.

Wait, he does want to take over the Aether. That makes sense. All right, let's see. Um, wait. What the? You got to be kidding me. House, he made it a mess. And he made it his stupid ugly blue color. He's going to go down. All right, the kids is one thing, but messing with my build, that's another. The kids, they're tied up. JOY'S MAKING HIM DO CHILD LABOR. OH NO. I can't believe him. Going after him. He is going TO REGRET EVER DOING ANY OF THIS. THAT'S RIGHT. AND EVERYONE SAID I was just a weak trickster. BUT NOW ALL THE GODS AND

GODDESSES FEAR ME. GOT TO KILL HIM NOW. STUPID PARENTS. YOU OLD. OH, we're going to give them something to fear. Casey, I want to kill him now. You need to go get the kids. We'll take care of them. Yes. Ready? Are you kidding me? I've been ready. All right. Um, hey Ian. Miss us? What? You're back again for more humiliation, aren't you? OH, HEY DUDE. WHAT THE hell are you doing? No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not getting in here. Okay.

Okay. Don't worry kids. We're with your parents. Follow me. Go, go, GO, GO. HEY. HEY, NO FAIRY. YOU GOT TEAMS AWAY. WAIT. You think you can just kidnap my kids? Oh, no. Not the weird Toby. I THINK AGAIN. I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. What the heck? Wait. What was that? That sounds like the KIDS GOT THEIR POWER. LOOK AT THEM. Another first color. Look at this. I mean, my kids me. There we go. Sorry. I had to unleash the flash. I'm glad I'm on her side.

All right, kids. You're learning. I'm so proud of you. Are you kids okay? Or um I think they're more than okay. Yeah. In fact, maybe we should go. Kids. No. Do we stop him or All right. Well, I got to fix all this blue nonsense now. I guess we could JUST LET THEM BE FOR A BIT THEN. Or let them do that. So much fun. Oh, by the way, Aaron, real quick, I want to tell you something.