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That just sucked all the excitement out of the room.
Now I've played this game
7,300 times, so let's try one of their new bonus missions.
There's three new
bonus missions, so let's see like how they
did with these.
New purple grunt.
Why is every character and every surface purple?
The old old Halo had colors.
New Halo has just purple.
HELLO.
GREEN?
BOOM.
WHY DOESN'T HE SHOOT HIM?
OH GOD, THE MOTION blur is ins- No, I got to turn it off.
That is insane
motion blur.
No, that goes off.
All right, so here I am in Halo purple.
We're off to a bad start here with this Halo, man.
I don't know about this.
Sergeant dude, it's just funny music that plays.
>> Been a while since I got to
take old Sophie out for a spin.
Now you ready to get to it?
>> Is he talking to me?
Sergeant dude.
>> And done.
You ready?
>> Always.
>> This gun is from Halo 2.
They're messing up on this Halo, man.
Don't feel bad for him.
The Covenant believe that when you die, you're
sent back to the original version
of Halo.
Now how do I switch back to the old graphics, like Master Chief
Collection?
You can hit like a button and it switches back to the original
graphics, right?
Now I got the classic assault rifle.
Let's take these guys out
in the classic manner.
Just grenades and not the assault rifle.
>> You can't sprint in Halo 1.
>> Halo soft has never even played Halo.
Don't you know?
I can sprint now.
Guess you were behind the times.
Rolling.
Stop rolling.
Dude, this is what the bosses in Dark
SOULS FEEL LIKE.
>> >> ALL THESE POCKET HACKERS SHOULD SUPPRESS
THEIR internal alerts.
>> I'M AIMING IN THAT WEAPON.
>> I AM aiming it right at you.
We have to heavy back, Johnson.
Wait.
That's how he came back after Halo 1.
>> This is it, baby.
Hold me.
>> Why Why can't I pick this gun up?
Give me that gun.
>> They're doing Covenant training.
They're having a sword battle.
If you can dodge a grenade, you can
dodge a sword.
Pretty much the entire skill of this game
is dodging grenades, so I'm
actually doing a far better job preparing them.
>> Victory!
>> Hey.
Hey.
Hey, where did YOU GO?
AH, JERK.
JERK.
>> CHIEF, THAT SAND ain't moving on its own.
>> Wait, do they actually The invisible elites
actually make tracks in the sand?
I can't tell.
>> They really how it works?
>> Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
He's standing in the sand.
>> Hey.
Looking at the sand.
Just let me lock on.
Just let me Let me lock on.
Let me
just get get a little bit There.
What if you shoot the sand?
Nothing.
Got you.
That's what I said, but I only said it once.
This game he used to go perp perp
perp.
>> >> Really?
>> Wait.
>> What's the next game that's going to get this campaign evolved?
Kung Fu Chaos or
It's Cell Damage?
>> Danger.
>> Danger is my middle name.
My first name is Remaster Chief.
Shotgun.
Yeah.
>> I know a few folks who would
kill to get a look at this tech.
>> You're looking at one of them.
Get.
>> >> If you can play Halo, you
can play Madden.
I'm now entering the purple room.
That's what we call every room in this game.
>> Feel like they move more than this
in actual gameplay.
>> Are you not impressed with our work here?
>> Well, it's definitely the most purple of all Halos.
>> Is that what you call it?
>> The tenacity of the Unggoy.
>> Call it a grunt, >> The cleverness
of the Kig-Yar.
>> His name is shield guy, dummy.
>> What's that ON THE CHAIR?
>> >> OH.
MONKEY.
ANOTHER MONKEY.
THEY'RE DROPPING monkeys in.
>> >> Too many monks.
>> That is a funny joke, but now's not the time.
You know how movies have deleted
scenes and then you watch them and then
you like understand, okay, I see
why they cut that from the movie.
This mission is like a deleted scene.
I'm just going to go play the old missions.
>> You are the lady.
Move like you got a purpose.
>> Why does he keep talking to the camera?
I watched this movie with Leah and they
kept talking to the camera like this,
too.
Maybe Netflix is involved with this Halo and like they make you talk to the
camera to be like Tic Tac or something.
>> See you in the sequel.
>> He's hot.
Blowing the pistons.
>> Man, I'm not hot.
I'm frozen.
>> Oh, that way is no good.
Trust me, that way is not good.
He never listens.
This is the darkest lighting ever.
This looks like a Doom
level.
This is like Silent Hill Silent Cartographer.
Fish tacos is it?
Dunk
chips.
Perhaps I spoke too soon on this purple Doom Halo.
Just wanted to play some Doom music to
see if you guys thought it was Doom.
HOW ARE THEY SHOOTING ME THROUGH THIS DOOR?
WHAT'S going on?
Oh, that door is fake.
That's just That's just a fake door, okay.
Let's go meet up with Dr.
Samuel Hayden.
>> Hey, buddy.
I'm on your side.
>> That's what you want me to think.
How could you be on my side if you're on that side?
I'm going to go ahead and
turn this off because I'm getting sick of that, too.
The new Doom lighting does make enemies way
harder to see, which kind of adds to
the challenge of the game.
>> Don't you dare die on us, Spartan.
>> I ALREADY DID, THOUGH.
>> >> I FEEL LIKE I'm cheating now
that I turned off the screen shake.
I'm just sitting back here sniping everybody with assault rifle.
>> We're going to make it, aren't we, sir?
I don't want to die out here.
>> Don't worry.
Maybe they changed what happens to you in the remaster.
>> >> Maybe those guys had parachutes.
>> Alert, Covenant drop ship inbound.
>> They'll never look for a robot under a waterfall.
Okay, this part definitely looks better than the
old Xbox one from 100 years
ago.
>> We should evacuate the area and find other survivors.
>> I disagree.
I think we should look at the flower graphics for the next 30
minutes.
Good to see you, my old friend.
>> >> Warning, I have detected multiple Covenant
drop ships on >> This is a new
exclusive gameplay
feature.
>> >> I just wet myself.
The sprint is powerful, man.
Can you grenade the fish?
>> No.
These fish are a greater threat than the Covenant.
>> Area secure.
>> Halo one assault rifle can't even kill a crab.
Why are the waves coming out of the sand into a a rack?
That's not right.
This
part looks amazing.
Just you know, just don't look too close at some parts that
they don't want you to see.
>> Go hammer, we need you to disengage your warthog.
>> Drop that right >> Drop right down.
I can grab myself.
>> I hate walking.
Let's get this show on the road.
Let's go.
Let's get this show on the road.
I hate walking.
Let's go.
>> That's the sniper sound effect?
No.
Covenant are going to hear that and start laughing.
