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hey what's up dudes it's pat and today i'm joined by ethan hello back again all right so i haven't been to a baseball game in 20 years and this is what happened this is what happens when i go anywhere with you apparently yeah we had uh we had a chaotic baseball game this time all right so guys i thought this would be a fun video we're going to react um because i recorded exactly what happened when we went to this baseball game someone may have jumped on the field i do not recommend doing anything that this man ever does it was me are you to stream the baseball field ethan not
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thing i've ever seen anyone do in my life i'm a little bit jealous but please don't ever do anything like this it's probably not gonna work out quite as well for you i'm pretty sure about this all right okay so basically this is what happened the little backstory we're watching the baseball game i think was it you that mentioned jumping on the field uh i think it was you it was either you or a friend taylor maybe mentioned it someone brought it up all right so this was not like you know this was basically mr beast on a budget um i was like i will give you 1 000 well 1300 if you jump on the field in the baseball game and he did it in the most mature way he waited till right after the game
ended didn't interrupt anything and i my stupid self said i'll give you an extra thousand dollars if you could touch every single base on the field we're gonna see if it happened we're gonna see if it happened i don't know you're gonna have to watch the whole video to see if it happened um so guys definitely smash the subscribe button and never do anything that we ever do and let's take a look at this entire video because i got it perfectly i feel like oh yeah this is a good video let's watch this i'm nervous for this okay jumping on the field ripping your shirt off taking it off you can hear me calling you stupid as you do it too i didn't i've never heard that everyone's done no one even cares about no one even noticed hit my first base
second base no one's noticed yet no one even noticed that i was running they just want to go home third base and then i know you promised i cannot believe that this man actually did that i could not have done that look at that look dude's looking at you like i just want to go home right yeah i spilled the beer and then he was uh he was gonna come chase me get him ready he's ready to attack we were hoping okay so we were assuming ethan was gonna get chased a lot didn't really happen that way exactly yeah um because it was like a local baseball game i feel like it was a professional baseball game all the players would have jumped on top of you would have been like the funniest thing ever oh yeah but what happened during this
is nothing that ever happens out of anyone that's ever done this before and that is why you guys have to watch the entire video like it's just ridiculous this guy gets up not fast enough that poor dude oh yeah he was not happy with me oh my quality got really bad for one second here there it is going laughs waiting for them to change those people over there i wonder what they're saying about you oh i'll tell you i was there he was saying you know you're going to jail right and i was like i don't know we'll see about that i think i'm going to escape jail this time oh you're going to jail after i post this oh yeah this wasn't me don't forget oh no the agreement was i would i'd bail you out if anything bad happened to you yep the
agreement was he pays bail okay so they're looking at you they're like who is this idiot right here i had to come back rubbing pat's face that i made all four babies jeans no shoes no like this is not like the best running like a tire ever this is actually like it looks horrible very not prepared this is all unplanned all right it's a pause so at that moment when i when he chased me he almost got me and i was like i turned around i was like hey you're fast but you ain't fast enough no dude it actually was really close but i don't know if you would have really gotten you i don't know let's just backtrack that a little bit i want to see it this was like okay i think so you see what i noticed about already reacted at this
point like you were ready okay so you're going you finally see this dude all right look he starts running and then you got a good like at least a distance between you right there yeah and then he gave up right away though i think they all did they were all tired it was a long night yeah it was the end of the night everyone was exhausted this is what you did at the best time didn't interrupt the game didn't do anything bad that was what was good about this you're tired i feel like at this point oh it was exhausting i was i took a whole jog around the around all the plates i got chased by the first guy dude this dude doesn't even know how baseball works he's yelling go baseball during the game has
no idea how many innings are what an ending is i don't know yeah no nothing about sports i will cheer go sports tell them tells me he needs to be careful because there's security on the field i'm like those are umpires they're wearing black shirts they look like security all right here you go like you're like doing a move this guy's just walking casually talking oh yeah i was like all right i was waiting for someone to chase me because i thought they were gonna like oh this is the best part here's the thing you throw a pitch but you don't even throw it towards where it's supposed to go you didn't throw it towards the home plate you threw it towards first base i don't know sports i don't know where you throw the baseball i wasn't paying
attention to the game wait watch it oh look that was oh this is his first movie you're supposed to throw it the opposite direction basically but you know that what did i throw it i thought towards first base you should throw it that way so much fire towards home plate that's where they hit the ball from okay now i know so next time i'm laughing so bad for multiple reasons this is great you have the biggest cheers you've probably ever gotten in your life during that oh yeah that was a lot no there weren't that many people here either i got tired that was a lot of running so uh what does that mean saying to you right there so as soon as he came up to me he's like he didn't want to chase me and i wanted him to chase me he was like
uh you know you're going to jail right and i was like all right well yeah that's why i came out here we all knew i was going to jail when i came out and then uh after he said that i was like i kind of want to prove you wrong i kind of don't want to go to jail for this don't worry i'll make sure yeah no one really cares this is not like a professional they were just kind of they were just kind of following there minimum effort from the uh but this is he's wearing a red shirt does that not mean what is he a baseball player he probably cleans the grass i don't know this is after you watch this all right and first fence everyone's yelling me too everyone freaked out when i ran and then there's a big fence in the back
the giant face over it look at that it was a 10 foot fence that thing was massive and okay so this was even posted on like news things on like um social media already i think barstool florida has it up too yeah i honestly the we never thought he was gonna escape this so which was a big problem because he didn't have his phone on him because he was planning on running i had his phone we're like how do we find this man and we literally couldn't find you for like an hour and i couldn't find you guys and i was terrified because i'm the only shirtless guy around and i was like all right well they're gonna be looking for the shirtless man running around outside the stadium all right so we get to like
a parking lot we're trying to find a parking lot we see a group of dudes like in this truck we're like have you seen a weird shirtless man running around like yes i gave him a water and the guy's like i gave him a letter tell him he owes me a thousand dollars for that water that's what the man said to me and they're like he went in that direction we're looking around forever like literally we're going to try to go to parking garage we had no idea where we parked we all went there separately which was a really poor choice as well so we had no idea um then eventually we're walking down the street right and then all of a sudden i hear him yelling out the window i mean i'm like whose car is he in right now there were a group of guys that smuggled
me in their car harboring a fugitive and uh we had found pat we saw him walking on the side of the road and they had actually ran into pat at the game and he was looking for me so they recognized him i didn't even see you originally and then they were like that's your friends i look out the window i'm like that is my friends and that's like when we all got back together because what would we have done if we never found you because you didn't have anything on you i would have walked home but it was like a five hour walk it would have been a five hour walk home it would have been miserable but i would have escaped we're literally downtown in literally the biggest city in the whole country and like distance wise yeah and you have to
walk towards those beaches miles what about a 15 mile walk through the city with no shirt on no shirt no shoes no wallet no phone no key oh that would have been horrible i was just a man with some pants oh absolutely and yeah dudes i figured i'd make this video this is probably the fun you guys always wonder like what is going on in my life um i went to a baseball game and this is what happened we make our baseball games a good time yeah we had a good time don't ever do anything like that um it's probably not going to go quite as well for you yeah also this was not me in the video i don't know who that i don't understand it looks a lot like him but it's really hard to tell because it's small you know
what i mean i think that was my long-lost twin yeah that could it could have been anyone obviously yeah it could have been added i recorded it i was there okay um might not be able to go back anytime soon but uh yeah guys i hope you enjoyed the video i just wanted to put up something let you guys know what's going on um hope you enjoyed it definitely subscribe and i'll see you next time see you guys
