Emblem Fire and Why It Matters

Emblem Fire and Why It Matters

This video offers a comedic commentary on Fire Emblem: Fabio's Weave, poking fun at the game's story and characters. The narrator jokes about the title, suggesting it should be called Water Emblem due to an Atlantis and mermaid theme. They then play through the prologue and first chapter, encountering characters like Sotis and Eeyore, and mocking the amnesia trope and soul-capturing plot. The tone is lighthearted and satirical, appealing to fans who enjoy humorous takes on the series.

Fire Emblem: Fabio's Weave. | Transcript:

I'm a little exhausted from Fire Emblem. This game should be called Water Emblem, a battle for the fate of Atlantis, and you're at war with mermaids. Am I really that wrong Prologue. Descent. Chapter 1. White bird. The legend of the forgotten flamingo. Act 1. Two brothers. Who are you? I don't remember. I have amnesia. My name is Sotis. I am also called the beginning. souls of those who fall are captured and offered to Balor. I think you got it mixed up. This is Eeyore. Souls.

Souls are offered to Eeyore. Does n't this seem like a sad state of affairs to you? No, I'm.Eeyore. Where am I? You died. I just started the game. I have n't even played yet. No flesh, no bones. I'm bad at role-playing games. Well, I am this Tell me honestly. How do you feel about insects, etc.? Then let me make sure you don't have to endure the sight of these vile creatures. Wait, did I just rule out spiders by saying I don't like insects? What did I just do? All settings are in place. We are ready to start growing the body of a video eater.

Oh, I killed you during your move. Standing in the thickets will increase the unit's AVO. Okay, I'll stand in the bushes. A. You don't stand a chance against me, virtual soldier. I'm in the bushes. Do you see me when I'm in these incredible thickets? He missed. He can't see where my shoes are in the bushes. This man is standing on a brick. Meanwhile, I'm in these huge thickets.

He has no chance. He can't.He can't hit me here. I didn't realize how powerful the thickets were. Fire. I prefer to be called Silent Raven. Keep in mind, guys, I'm fighting in the sand right now. If I were in the bush, can you even imagine what I would be doing right now? When a unit uses a flame art, it increases its flame gauge. Then they play BlazBlue. Prologue. Descent. Chapter two. Destroyed land. Episode three. Which one of you ate my Cheetos? I am a man looking at his hand in the sand. I found the thicket.

Oh, I feel so strong right now. I thought Fire Emblem was about horses and swords. I'm in the area of upcoming releases right now. I am in the future. So, is this Dragon Quest with laser beams? I thought these games were about setting horses on fire. Why don't the gods do anything about the terrible state of our world? Maybe they're playing Tekken. Come on, come on. Finally, the legendary character, who has been hiding, has shown himself. Although some say his hiding places have been terrible lately.

Actually, I'm hiding, dude. Here I am. Troy? What are you doing here? This character is Troy. I'm not sure who you are because I don't pay attention to the storyline at all. Hong Hua, who is this? It's Troy, you idiot. What are you doing? This is Troy. What? Who will win: Troy or Roy? And Troy, but Troy has a gun. This is funny. I can't believe Lind is here. Damn it, Lind. You're just a damn dog, Lind. Go back home. You're just a damn dog. Battle against Lind, prologue, descent, chapter two, ruined land.

Shoot that Castlevania guy with a laser beam, Troy. Well done. Damn it. We played into his hands. He really likes to die. Take care of yourself. This is Theodora, destroyer of armies. Her strength is incredible, and she backs it up with strong defense. She died from one blow. I'm going to turn into an owl now. Yeah, you didn't think I would actually do it. Miss. Star Wars-style combat. For a giant piece of Swiss cheese.

Let me free you from suffering. Okay, dude. Lind. How are you going to miss the first attack after your big speech, man? Here he goes again. Here he comes. He missed again. Because you always miss. Impossible. With the power of the underworld, I should be invincible. No, you're the most winning guy in the world, Lind. Thank you, Lind. Don't forget to subscribe to my channel guys for even more fun. Don't shoot, Lind. Oh, they shot him many times.

Troy. Was all this really necessary? No, I just found it funny. Oh, that looks like a traveling octopath. Yes, you got here like these guys. I would be that guy. This is a water emblem. By God, you're alive. No, I don't. You died. My name is Dietrich, because I am already dead. Wait, no, I'm a completely different guy than that one. That other guy was a bird, and he died, but now he's alive, so they're both alive. Okay, buddy? I'm going to say something about this unknown place. Sounds like you're a fish out of water, maybe. I am a fish.

You are on a regular beach in Dagda. I'm on a regular beach in Dagda. Oh, you're dead, aren't you? I survived to tell this story. Are you listening? I am listening to music. Oh my god, that's great. I am a fish. Fabio. Beast. My name is Fabio. The exquisite annoyance of humiliation. How it spreads through me. Does he like it? Oh, glorious emotions fill me inside. Now let's dance. I intend to fight these sea beasts to the death. Wait, this game is exactly like I said at the beginning. Exactly as I expected.

You disgusting monster. I will be your breakfast. I want my dad to come back. But can you do it? No. I'm just a sea urchin. You just roar and roar. All you do is roar, you sea beast. I've never seen a sea beast before. It's pretty big, isn't it? Now I see that he is definitely capable of sinking a ship. The Battle Against the Sea Beast, Part One, Dietrich's Path, Chapter Two, Sacrifice and Strength. Damn it.

He roars again. Oh, my God. No way. Five seals? Good. Or maybe I should say, seal yourself? Then why are you smiling? A I am amazed by the resilience of these wild animals. Well done, guys. Now let's return to the village for our reward. Kill them. Sacrifice them all. That's all. Stone them to death. All three. Ridiculously. You won't get away with this. That's all. I curse you. Spirits, do it. Now. There. In 3 years you will be dead.

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