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This is the world's tiniest school, and today, my daughter Sailor has to survive every grade. Oh, yeah. Okay. DON'T LEAVE ME NOW! IF AT ANY POINT TODAY SAILOR CROSSES this line, she automatically loses. If she graduates, she gets THE MATTER CUP. WAIT, we're doing that again? Yes. If I win, then I get to drive you to school every day for a week. If I win, then you have to bring me to Chipotle to school every single day for a week. You're not going to win. BRO, WE BOTH KNOW I'M GOING TO WIN. I ALWAYS DO. UP, sounds like the school bell. Time for first grade.
This is small. Okay. Hello, class. To pass first grade, you are in charge of classroom cleanup. You have 3 minutes to clean up this entire school starting What are you doing? Right now. Why would you do that? Oh, this is going to be fun. Now, whenever I'm not with Sailor in the school, I am going to be watching everything she's doing from the principal's office. I'm sure you guys know by now, but Sailor's mother and I so miss taking Sailor to school every morning that if I can get her to fail just three of 12 classes, I get to take her to school every day and mom gets to pick her up.
Bro, this is not that hard. There's just pencils. That was easy. She thinks it's easy, only pencils. Watch this. Cue the paper. ARE YOU SERIOUS? GUYS, CHILL WITH THE PAPER! CAN you imagine learning in a school this small? The school we built in this video is an exact replica of the world's tiniest school in Santa Clarita, California. I don't even know what I did in first grade, but I know that this wasn't happening in Remember, little girls, you can't clean up the entire classroom in 3 minutes, you fail first grade.
Okay. We're done. Okay, NOW IT'S CHILL. [screaming] OH MY GOSH. IF I CAN GET HER TO fail just three of 12 classes, I get to take her to school every day. There's no way Sailor is graduating. She's going to quit right out of the gate. No, I just put that away. No, no, no. Oh my gosh. If anybody that locker, this is going to be an almost impossible first grade to pass. Hey, WHAT'S THIS IN HERE? [screaming] YES. NO. SAILOR HAS TO figure out a way to control these kids as soon as possible, or she's going to lose [screaming] this first challenge, and she has no idea what kind of challenges are coming up later.
GET OUT OF HERE. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO PUT THE balls back in the locker, so I'm going to give her a hand and give her some bags for them. Can you please help him get all the balls? YEAH. [screaming] I CAN DO THE PENCILS. PLEASE GO PUT THIS THE BALLS IN THERE, OKAY? GUYS, go. YEAH. SING THE CLEANUP SONG AND LET'S GO. CLEANUP, CLEANUP, CLEANUP, everybody cleanup. go. John. Good job, good job. Zip it up and let's go. Put them in the locker. Go quick, go quick. Good job, good job. Here, don't take this one.
John. Eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. Time. That's it. End of the first grade. Hi. Hey. Everything's fine. Huh. Let me guess. You're all on team Sailor now? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess you passed GRADE ONE. YEAH. WELCOME TO SECOND GRADE. IF YOU CAN HIT me with a paper airplane before I finish writing on the chalkboard, you pass this grade. Do you even know how to make a paper airplane? No, I'll figure it out. You've never made one before? Ready, set, go.
No, no, no. Stop. Wait so fast. No, Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad. Sailor, you better hurry up. Better heck do you make a paper airplane? The whole point is you're trying to sneak off the paper airplane before the teacher turns around. You're being way too obvious and way too slow. Take your time, Dad. Go extra slow. Do you It didn't land right there? NO, REALLY? DAD, ACTUALLY, DAD, CAN YOU GO a little slower?
This is the assignment for grade three. As soon as I finish writing it, you have failed this grade. You got to be faster. Are you kidding now? In her defense, she's only in second grade. If there was a grade for you, you would be like A SUPER SUPER ULTRA EXTRA large senior. I got AND IT'S NOT WORKING! SHE CAN'T even make a paper airplane. IT'S CRAZY. NO! GO! BETTER HURRY UP, SAY, BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO WRITE SHOW AND TELL. DO YOU THINK I'M TRYING TO DO? OH, OH, OKAY. Low key. Okay. Hurry up, Say. I'm halfway through. God, I feel like I got it. I RIPPED IT, ripped it, ripped it, ripped. This is not good. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, LOOK. New style. NO. YES! [screaming] LET'S GO! MY NEW STYLE WORKED. SAILOR WILL NOT LET me take her to school every morning unless I win. And if I win, oh my god. I want to quit so bad, but if I win, THEN I GET TO EVERY DAY AT SCHOOL hand delivered by my dad. Welcome to third grade, Sailor. And part of third grade is show and tell. I don't really have anything to show and tell. I knew you'd say that, so don't worry because my guess mom brought something very special for you to show and tell.
Oh no. All right. I'm scared. This is Say's third grade show and tell. What's happening? I'm sure you all remember Domino from a video a few weeks ago. Well, we still have her because even though there were a ton of applications, nobody has adopted her yet, and Sailor really wants to keep her. All right, little girl, close your eyes. Keep your eyes closed. Domino! [screaming] Hi, Domino! Baby girl! Okay, Sailor, I guess mom wants you to talk about our foster puppy for your show and tell. Actually, I'll tell you about her, but I think we should keep her.
No, we're fostering her. This is a foster dog. We're holding on to her until she finds somebody to adopt her. Okay. Well, this is Domino. She's about Lauren. And she has three legs and she's perfect. Is she housebroken? Yeah, she's house-trained. So she never pees on the floor or anything? Even this morning and last night? Tell me some other things about her. My mom really loves her and Hudson, my brother, really likes her. You know, my dad's actually the only one that doesn't really want to keep her.
Okay, but Sailish, what would you say to your dad if he were standing right here and you were trying to convince him to keep Domino? We all love her, all of our family, and she's going to need a lot of care as she gets bigger cuz she's only a puppy. And what better care than a mom that was a vet? Good point. a loving sister and a loving brother. If I let Sailish convince me to adopt Domino, then these next grade needs to be even harder. But I still haven't made up my mind.
What does my dad do anyway? My dad doesn't do any of the work for her. That's probably true. So if he's not doing anything, why does he even care? She is so sweet and I totally understand, but she is also like a lot of work. She's a puppy. There's a lot to do. You know. We're keeping her. Yeah. There's no question about it. We're keeping her. Yeah, there's no question about it. Okay, I guess we're keeping her.
[screaming] I guess we have three dogs and we foster failed twice now. You understand what fostering means? Yeah, I do. Sailish and Lauren don't, though. Yeah, I mean it. Gym class, fourth grade, dodgeball, GIRLS VERSUS BOYS. [screaming] THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR. There is no school in the world that would have dodgeball in this kind of Hey, this is the world's tiniest school. That means everything happens inside these four walls. When the whistle blows, the dodgeballs will fall down from the sky. You each see a blue line in front of you. If you cross over the blue line, you are eliminated. Let's play some dodgeball.
All right, WE GOT THIS, RIGHT? ALL RIGHT, WE GOT IT. WE'RE ONLY going to start with one ball, so whoever gets it has an advantage. 3 OH THE GIRLS GUY THERE IS SO LUCKY. If the boys had gotten it the girls were toast. Yeah do it. OH BOY IS OUT AFTER ONE THROW SAILOR JUST NAILS IT. All right it's now two girls versus one boy. To give the remaining boy a chance drop in a second ball. Here Oh my god no oh no. DO IT. NO. OH MILANA GOT HIT. GOOD JOB. Okay I got this first okay. I have a secret. As soon as this video ends something very exciting is going to be released to the entire world and I'll tell you what it is at the end
of the video. Sailor just has got to hit him before he hits her. Sick. Wait who hit who first? I won LET'S GO. [screaming] FOUR grades and she hasn't failed one of them yet. I got to pick up my game. Sailor congratulations you have now passed the first four grades and you're into fifth grade and for this challenge it is are you smarter than a fifth grader? You know who your partner was Milana. She's a very smart fifth grader and she solved the puzzle on the other side of this board in 10 seconds. Okay. So in order for you to pass this grade you're going to have to solve this puzzle in under 10 seconds.
I'll try. To solve the puzzle go from green to red by hitting every circle once. Sailor has been preparing her whole life for this moment. This is the most viral puzzle on TikTok right now. She's battling a genius fifth grader. Will Sailor be able solve the puzzle in under 10 seconds? Go. SEND ME IT. 7.4 OH! [screaming] LET'S GO! THE STOKES TWINS did the short. I watched it twice before I figured it out. Well, that's embarrassing. Kind of is. You've got through all of elementary school and you haven't failed a grade yet. Well, yeah. I'm just not going to.
Okay, so you're going to start failing. It's getting harder right now. Sure. Hi students. It is lunchtime. OH, CHIPOTLE! [screaming] ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EAT LUNCH AND YOU pass this grade. Okay. But it's going to be a twist because since you're a pretty loud person, I'm going to challenge you to eat in total Okay. In addition to passing sixth grade, if you win this challenge, you will also unlock a special guest to help you with the next seventh grade challenge, which is very hard and you're going to need them for it.
Okay. This is a decibel counter and what this does is it measures how loud you are. So I'm going to put this right here. Team Jordan. It went from 40 to 99. You have to eat one bite of your meal. That means take it out of the bag, unwrap it and eat one bite of your meal without the decibel counter going over 65. 65? Everybody on set, quiet. When I close the door, the silence starts. The whole idea behind this challenge is in school you often have to be very quiet. This trend is called silent library. We've renamed it silent Chipotle. I need her to fail at least
one grade right now and this is it. I'm trying to take out the staples so that I don't have to rip the bag and it works really well just now. How did she open that bag without going over her limit? Oh, that was so close. Chips. Taco bell. The hard part, her quesadilla is wrapped in tin foil, and she has to take it out now. Saluki doing so well. Okay, I'm going to open the quesadilla. Oh, that was smart. She took it away from the counter. Just come on, make one loud sound. Make one loud sound when you need just one loud Okay.
DAD, I WON. CONGRATULATIONS, TAY. You just won and unlocked your special guest for the next grade. I got to up my game. Okay, so am I going to move on to seventh grade or I'm just going to eat my Chipotle then. We're in grade seven. You haven't lost any yet. Yeah. I need you to lose three more. I'm just good at it. For this grade, science class, and you're going to be making slime. But because you did the silent Chipotle M1, that means you unlocked a special classmate. Okay. Somebody who already knows how to make slime with you, but the two of you did it blindfolded. So let's see this time if you're able to do it with your eyes open. Who?
Oh, Oscar, come on in. Oscar? Hey. Yo, what's up? You two get to make slime together, but here's the challenge. When you're done, the slime that you create together has to stretch from one end of the school all the way to the other end of the school without breaking. Oh, we got that. I know how to make slime, Salish. I need to talk with Oscar to make sure Salish loses. I missed that I used to drive her to school every day, and I missed that I can't do that anymore. No. Hey, HEY, HEY, HEY. OSCAR, THIS WAY, THIS WAY. OSCAR, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM. He doesn't mean it. Throw it, throw it, throw it. All right, throw it. Really proud of you. Throw it.
Thanks, bye. Oscar, I'm Yeah, we're not throwing this one. So I've decided you're going to Who going? Is he red? And then we add some of this, right? NO, NO, NO. OSCAR, NOT YET. JUST LET ME DO THIS. YOU'RE GOING TO MESS IT UP. OKAY. Go ahead. Mix it up. I'll mix it right now. Now you're messing with me right now. I knew you're messing with me. Oh, yeah, mixing it real good, right? can mix it. No, I know. Oh, this is Go. Okay, okay, okay, okay. You got to shake it a little bit more. Thanks. There you go. Some more?
Oh, yeah. TAKE IT NO. I really like this color. It's kind of like the new Sincerely Yours hoodie, you know, the yellow one? That's not new. Okay, it was newish, right? It's the newest one. It's her responsibility to pass this grade and she's letting Oscar do all her hard work for her. This feels like a scam. Like you're not doing anything. No, I don't want to get my hands wet. But you wanted to get ME WET AND GET MY arms get my hoodie dirty. No, I can't get my I knew Sailor would have fun with Oscar.
They have a good time together. That's awesome. But I kind of also want him to mess this up. Then I can at least have her fail one grade. She has to fail three for me to win. Okay, I'll help you. Actually? Yeah. I don't want to get my hands dirty. But okay, but then we won't HAVE OH. NO. OSCAR. OH. DO YOU REMEMBER THE OTHER video where I was like No. [screaming] Oscar. All right, now we just got to play with certain parts and go like this.
Wait, if you do too much shaving cream, it might not be stretchy enough. No, no, no. Bro, I used to make slime all the time. Is this actually making it stretchier? Does the shaving cream make it stretchier? cream helps. Are your arms starting to get sore? Cuz my arm is Your arm is sore? I'm going like that. Can we add some more food coloring? No, it's perfect. It's like a Sincerely Yours butter yellow.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Exactly. See, you knew it. If Sailor leaves the school before graduating, she loses and I get to drive her to school every day. Ready? We got to go slow, but look. Oscar, Oscar, what No, no. Sailor, don't ruin this. Let's practice. How about we practice? Okay, we'll practice real quick. Just this just use Hey, there's Hey, you do not test that. Oh no, go. Just take it away.
Okay. Saylish, you have one chance to make this work. slow. If the slime breaks or touches the ground, you lose automatically. If it falls on the ground, that's not fair because of course it's going to fall on the ground. If it's going TO STRETCH ALL THE WAY FROM THERE to there, There's no way that we can stretch it without it hitting the ground. That is so unfair. Wait. All we have to do is make sure it stretches to the other side of the room and then before it hits the ground, we need to be on each side. I think I'm going to summon Mr. Matter as Saylish Matter. That's right. Mr.
Matter, we're ready. That's not what I sound like. Only a few more classes and then we get to reveal to you the very, very exciting news we have for the entire world. You're going to get slimed when you win Creator of the Year, right? Hopefully. You will. Oh guys, oh it's Mr. Muscle. If this stretches all the way to the chalkboard, you have passed another grade. But if it breaks or hits the ground, then you failed seventh grade. Saylish, we got this? We got it. You got to hold it. Hold it like that. Do what I was doing just now. Move that hand, please. Thank you.
Okay, are you ready? Okay, I'm ready. Okay. Three, two, one. Frostah. YO, [screaming] YOU DID IT. NO, YOU DEFINITELY MADE IT. BUT IT DEFINITELY MADE IT BEFORE IT TOUCHED THE FLOOR. CHECK THE CAMERA. CHECK THE I SAW IT. YOU GUYS WAIT HERE. I'M GOING TO CHECK A CAMERA. You got You did this. No, please don't throw it. Please don't throw it on me. Please don't I'm a nice person. I'm not going to throw it on you. That's very sweet of you. okay. Can you just slow this down beat by beat please? Also, I just look good. Look at me as a teacher. The second it hits the chalkboard, STOP. STOP THERE.
NO. NO, WHAT? PLEASE. I HOPE WE DO WELL. DID WE WIN? OH. YEAH, you won. Yo, let's go. Come on. Saylish hasn't failed yet in seventh grades, but I'm certain she's going to fail eighth grade because I have a secret weapon. This challenge is not going to be easy. I'm telling you right now for eighth grade, you're not going to make it. So, do you want to quit or do you want to actually try? Bro, I'm not going to quit. This is tryouts. When you go to middle school, often you want to play a sport you did, and this time you get to try out for a team. In order to pass this grade, you have to try out for cheer.
Hi. Are you ready to finally become a cheerleader, Sailor? It's going to be so fun. Did you say cheer? Yes. It's the best sport. Sailor, if you walk out the door then tomorrow for school, I can drive you there and we're all good. No, I'm not going to walk out the door. For the tiny school, the mascot is a mouse. You're going to have to watch Anna's cheer routine and then you have to repeat it. And if you're able to repeat it exactly as she does it, then you have been accepted to the cheer team and you've also passed eighth grade. And you've been a gymnast for years and cheer shouldn't be that hard.
I mean, yeah, gymnastics is way harder than cheer, so I should be able to do this. Well, I mean, cheer is pretty difficult. Are you sure? You don't think it's hard? like are tiny. We are small, but our mice can beat them all. Jump up high. Jump down low. Go mice. Go m i c e tiny school big party. OH, WOW. GO TEAM. EVEN YOU CAN DO THAT, SAILOR. You know, I have seven wins so far. I think I'm going to take the fail for eighth grade.
You're not passing? No. You failed eighth grade? YEAH. LET'S GO. I FINALLY WON ONE. OKAY, I'M ON my way back. I'm driving her to school every day. Matter cup is mine. Boom. Now you're in high school now, which means people date. Yeah. There are four grades left, but to pass ninth grade, Sailor will need to figure out which one of these couples is actually dating. How many questions do I get? Three questions each. Okay. Anna couple to me. Uh, we were at a sushi restaurant and we both ordered Bulldog Ramen.
Were you in a group or how did you meet? Same friend group, kind of like a football team thing. Football team? She's a cheerleader. Okay. She's like, I would not. you both ordered ramen, so then you just went on a date because you ordered the same ramen? cuz it was super spicy and I don't do well with spice. So then why would you order that? I made him try it. She ordered it. I thought you guys didn't know each other that well, so why would you make him try it if you didn't really know each other well?
Oh my gosh, dude. same group. Give them a break. Okay, how did Couple One meet? Um we met in geometry. And you guys were like partners or We were sat at the same table. The same table. Yeah, he was like in front of me. So it's like little blocks and tables. Yeah. Oh. What is Couple Two's favorite thing to do on a date? We like ice skating a lot. We live in California. What do you mean? Ice rinks. Yeah. Ice rinks? Where have you guys gone? Say it on the same time.
We've done multiple, though. Okay, so you tried it, so we're the question. Okay, okay. What does Couple One like to do the most? Um well, our first date was at Korean barbecue. Um and then we went to Fro Yo. So we just usually go out to eat and then just hang out after. Okay. Now let me see you each hold hands. Couple One first. That took a while. Couple Two? Oh. Okay, I think I know. I okay. Sailish, on the count of three, who is the real couple? One, two, three.
I think the real couple is Couple One. Couple One, are you actually dating? Yes. How did you know that? HOW? THAT WAS SO EASY. HOW? IT'S THE ICE SKATING THING because he tried to avoid the question. Say it on the same time. The same We've done multiple, though. Okay, so you tried to avoid the question. Okay, okay. Where do you guys go? Yummy, yummy. Sailish, there are three grades left and you have passed two of them to get Chipotle every day for lunch.
I got it, bro. I'm so locked in. Since you're in 10th grade, it is time for photo day. Okay. But you have to pick what you're wearing for the photo from the school's lost and found. You have one minute starting right now. OH. IT'S ALL BAD. It's all ugly. Like there's nothing really that good in there. Oh my gosh. Not bad. Definitely not that. Say less. One more thing. Instead of making a school ID, you're going to have to post whatever picture I take on your Instagram.
Bro, what do I wear from here? Friday night football? 30 seconds, Saylish. No, definitely not that. I She's just throwing stuff out the window. Saylish isn't thrilled about putting a bad photo without context on her Instagram. That's what's going to have to happen for her to pass grade number 10 cuz nothing in there is pretty. They actually gave me no good options. 10 9 8 6 5 4 3 2 1 That's it. The green shirt, whatever that is, we're posting that on social media. That's such a good shirt. so embarrassing.
All right, Saylish. All you have to do is come out for your photo. Okay. Goated. Aw. Can you just step over here real quick so I can take the photo? Okay, I sat down. Bro, why are you trying to make me lose? Okay, cuz I want to win. Cuz I want to go to the school too cuz I want free Chipotle. And if you take that, you're keeping it. Thank you very much. Thank you. All right, thank you. Should go. Right? I can pick my post? Yeah, do what I just suggested.
Ready? Here we go. And go. You can't cover your face. The whole point of a school photo is to show your face, RIGHT? WHY WOULD YOU GIVE me this thing? Of course I'm going to go like that. take this away. Who? I'm going to take it. You can't do that. Okay, I'm going to post it just so you know it's getting posted. I love you. Saylish may have outsmarted me for 10th grade, but for 11th grade, I'll be throwing an actual junior prom inside the world's tiniest school to challenge Saylish's dance skills. They're setting it right now and Saylish is just sleeping through the whole thing. She's a little bit tired, so I kind of thought that she would quit by now, but you know, she really wants that Chipotle. Sailors, you've
made it through to 11th grade. Congratulations. If you win this, it is all over and you get Chipotle every day for lunch. I'm so getting this Chipotle. All right, so Sailors, in 11th grade, the highlight of 11th grade is junior prom. So let's give it up for the world's TINIEST PROM. Add some reverb, Sandy. Thank you. This is the world's tiniest prom and here's the challenge. During this party, I'm going to be pausing the music whenever I want and if anyone gets caught dancing when the music stops, they're out. START DANCING.
[screaming] OH, THE COUPLE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED. BYE-BYE. OKAY, there's down to four of you, Sailors. BYE-BYE. THREE MORE, SAILORS. You got to move your feet. THIS HARDLY COUNTS. BYE-BYE. NO. [screaming] ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. YOU WEREN'T EVEN DANCING that much, bro. I am dancing that much. Back at this, huh? I need you to beat her at this dance off right now.
I have one question for you. Yeah. If I win, can I pull a Jordan? You can call me whatever you want if you win. Come on, LET'S GO. BOOM. [screaming] COME ON, SAILOR. JUST WOULD YOU JUST LIKE MOVE? OH, THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. OH, [screaming] OH, OH, OH. PLAY BACK, PLAY BACK. YES, YES, SHE FAILED. YO, SAILOR, there's no way, bro. You failed. That was 2 seconds.
It doesn't matter. YOU JUST LOST AND WE ARE MOVING ON. YOU DID FINAL GRADE. WOW, THAT WAS BIG FOR ME. GRADUATION IS THE FINAL CHALLENGE. LEAVE. OSCAR, GET OUT OF HERE. IS TRYING TO GET RID of me. GET OUT OF HERE. MAN, it's not my fault you couldn't dance. Wait, hey, Oscar, I need to tell you something. Actually? Yes. I trust you, Sailor. I trust you so much. This video, you got slime on me. Yo, don't I'm listening. Oh, okay.
She thinks it's tough, but really she loves the challenge. We are going to 12th grade and the challenge is graduation. And you might think that's easy, but I think it might be the most difficult one for Sailor to sit through. And whether or not she makes it through, there's an epic surprise waiting for you at the end of this video. So proud of you, Sailor. Congrats, Sailor. Well, we've made it all the way to graduation. Sailor, this is your final grade to pass and all you have to do is listen to my heartfelt speech.
This is the graduation speech I've been waiting a long time to give and probably the one I'm actually going to give in about a year and a half. Pull myself together. I'm not going to cry. [clears throat] Sailor, you have gone through year one all the way to year 12. I know it reminded both mom and me of your actual growth from first grade all the way to the young woman you are today. And mom and I are so proud of you. And I just want to take this moment or take a lot of moments right now to tell you how much I love you, how much your mom loves you, how we are so proud of everything you've achieved and accomplished in this lifetime. And
you're just so young and you have the world ahead of you. I know it's it's a moment like if I look at her I just want to actually cry, you know? No, I can't do this, DAD. I'M SORRY. NO, I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO GET THIS GOWN OFF OF ME. OH MY GOSH. LET'S GO. I WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT TO CRY. THAT WAS SO CRINGY. Like obviously I'm not going to sit through that. Like that's so cringy with my mom there and Oh [screaming] my gosh, now I don't get to vote like Honey, I won. We get to take her to school every day. No, at my real graduation I am not letting him give a speech.
Stay still. I love you so much. No, but you don't understand. That was all real. I mean I wanted to win, but I love you. TEAM JORDAN. AND LIKE I PROMISED, HERE'S THE SURPRISE. The trailer is finally out for our first original show on Netflix dropping November 28th. Go check out the trailer right now.
