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Do I look like him? Does it look like it? Over a year ago now, there was a goo squirting incident that almost resulted in the end of my life. It all started from a YouTube rivalry. Me and my pals, or who I thought my pals were, Box, I bought some of their toys as a peace offering. And look what happened. Now, what is that? WHAT? IT JUST SQUIRTED ALL OVER ME. They tried to poison me with goo. For once, my mommy and daddy let me buy all the toys I ever wanted, and it results into an assassination attempt. And look, I'm back. I have all new toys poison free because you know what? Lanky
Box, let's just say I squirted goo on them and they haven't uploaded in two months and they're dead. Bro, what are you talking about, man? Let's just say I always get the last laugh. I have all types of YouTuber merch, Roblox or toys, Roblox related toys, and some inmemoriam YouTuber toys. What should we open first? All right. Every time I go to the uh Target toy aisle, uh nothing pisses me off more than seeing this. So, this is YouTuber Preston Plays and he's doing How are you doing thumbnail?
I can't mystery surprise box. Oh my god. How are you doing thumbnail face on your toy box? Aren't you humiliated by that? Every side of the box gets worse than the other side. Mystery surprise box. All right. So, we're gonna This is This genuinely makes me so mad. It ruins my Target adventure every single time. So, I'm gonna be opening this first. All right. I'm sorry. What do you got, Preston? Mystery. All right, let's see what we got in the Preston Plays YouTuber mystery. What is this? And of course, I got my webcam angle. What is this? So, what could this possibly mean? So, the
it's so vain. He has his own merch on his uh own plushies, but like what even this doesn't apply to anyone. Look, YOU CAN SCALP HIM. LIKE, WHAT the what? I'm sure this is probably a uh some press and plays character. Look, it's no Felipe. It's no um what other character? It's no earthworm Sally. You know, not everyone can have flamingo tier characters. So maybe there'll be something better. Maybe there will be a huge plushy in this. What could be in here? What could Oh, pizza sticker. That's just what I wanted for $30. Thank you. Surely there's another plushie somewhere around here. Okay. Yeah, there is. We have a hard toy.
All right. We have a very, very hard toy in here. Not a plushie. He made it seem like I could do that because I thought there was plushies in here. Lava creeper, BUT IT HAS PRESTON BLISS merch on. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD, I'M SO HAPPY. TRUST YOUR FIRE, MAN. YEAH, I think this was like 36 bucks. So, and I think this is I have like Oh, I have a little hard thing in here. Let me see. I have a AND THE HAND ALREADY CAME OFF. I JUST OPENED IT. UM, so I have lava creeper, but it's Preston merch. So, I'm just trying to play with it. I'm l I'm not even trying to do that. Look. Ya.
Ya. Like it comes off very easily. So if you're playing WITH YOUR STOP. I'M NOT EVEN TRYING to bismerge HIS NAME. STOP. OH MY. OKAY. THIS IS BROKEN AS ALREADY. OKAY. And there is something squishy in here. That is scary. There's something very squishy in here. Ew. There's goo. E. There's goo. So I have Minecraft creeper, but it's lava and it's gooey. Oh my god. Do you hear that? I'm like ringing out an udder right now. I feel like I'm trying to get milk out of someone's u a cow's uters.
IT smells like goo. We're going to use my bra merch to clean this off. Oops. Don't lick my belly. This looks really cool. Wait. Okay, I'm not doing anything freaky. I'm just mopping up goo. I have wet goo belly. I can confirm that wasn't poison goo like a lanky box tried to do to me, though. So, thank you, Preston. This is very worth it. We're going to take a break from slower quality landfill. We're going to go to slightly higher quality scity toilet. I'm very excited for this. So, uh, All right, I'm going to get battery. All right. It did not come with batteries.
Um, which for some reason, so none of my TV remotes have batteries anymore. Let's see if this is worth it. Um, HOW THE YOU STOP? OH, THE BATTERIES CAME OUT. ALL RIGHT, one sec. All right, go up. OH MY GOD. HE KIND OF JUST GOES wherever he wants to. Oops. He's moving my mic. I think he just turned my mic off. He doesn't have You don't have too much control over what he does. I think there's some goo in the battery, so he doesn't really want to move anymore. There's my webcam. Skip. Oh, wait. I have to press flash. All right. If I know Skippy toilet, if you press this button, something epic happens.
All right, I have an idea. What if we put lighter fluid in his toilet? Is this No, I shouldn't do that. Is burning plastic bad. Come on. I put lighter fluid on you. Oh, that's not a good smell. HEY, STAY. OH MY GOD, THAT scared the out of me. All right, on to our next toy. Uh, the Lanky Box mystery lock box. This must be their ancient text they left behind before they passed away recently a couple months ago. So, I'm so excited.
I hope they left me in their will because they're so rich. Oh my god. All right, so first off, we get some plastic, which is amazing. Oh, that's the key. Ow. Why won't it open for me? Look, it says, "Bro, DUDE." DUDE, I'M JUST LIKE HIM, MAN. Adam from Lanky Box. Dude, they left these messages behind for me. I NEED TO NO, I NEED TO OPEN THIS. IT'S A MESSAGE for me. It's important. Dude, they left me presents. All right, let's see what is inside of here. Oh my god. LOOK, YOU HAVE TO open this with the donut.
Uh-oh. This is more poison from Lanky Box. Do you see what they're trying to do to me? I thought they left this as some type of will because they're dead, obviously. Dude, more goo. All right. If Lanky Box wanted me to die, I'll die. Oh, it burns. No birds. Oh, my slime. My lucky box slime. Oh my god. How could they do that to me? All right. Well, let's see what else they left me. I think this is probably another $40, by the way. That's nice. They wanted me to have a bouncy ball. Ew. My bouncy BALL ON THE SLIME.
I'm sure it's saying, "Bro, it's just probably a little quiet." What the dude? Surely I don't need batteries for this. Oh my god. I think I do. One second. I actually have some AAA batteries. I didn't have to take any on my Skippy. All right, guys. You might have seen this toy in the intro, but what the hell is that? Mr. Beast, what is this? Mr. Beast. Mr. Beast, what is this? All right, we are going to open this. We do have some Mr. Beast exclusive toys. You know, as a former Mr. Beast member, I think I know what this is. All right, let's see. Oh, M. Come on, Mr. There's kids buying this stuff. Mr. Beast.
All right. I have no idea what this is. Okay. The tiniest money. It's a money monster. Thank you, Mr. Beast. That'll do well in the slime. All right, then we have um angry. I'm angry and I'm a dollar or something. And then last, the most rarest one ever, we have um that. So, that'll go in the goo. That'll go in the beast goo. Speaking in Beast Goo, Mr. Beast started selling his own toy in Target called the Gooey Beast. Um, he said, "Buy my gooey beast." So, it's Mr. Beast, but he's filled to the brim with goo. So, we're going to try this out. And then you can film with the goo machine. So, I think you hook him up like Oh, okay. Ew. Why is this tiny little curly
hair on my gooey beast toy? Very peculiar. Okay. So, you got to pop his head off, unscrew him, and then start injecting him with goo. And as a former Mr. Beast member, this is actually uh his fetish. So, yeah. And you can't sue me for that cuz I have a lot of proof. It's right here, actually. ALL RIGHT. SO, EW, IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE. EW, LOOK. IT'S GOING THROUGH THE TUBE. YOU CAN SEE IN the tube. EW. ALL RIGHT. I think we have another goo pack. Mr. Beast, where's your goo? All right. Maybe I'll just put some of the leftover linky box slime in there.
Oh, that's going to like jam it. Maybe not. Okay. All right. So, I think I misplaced some of my Mr. Beast goo, which um I'm really sorry to the beast about that, but let's see what happens. Oh, we're injecting him with so much goo. And if only I had more. And again, this is something he does in his personal time. All right, we screw the lid back on. Now he has diarrhea in him. That's uh that's really cool. Oh, Mr. Beast, you kicked me off of your team. Oh, I'm not part of your squad anymore. Oh, there's slime everywhere. OH MY GOD, THERE'S SLIME. SO, um this is a pretty cool toy. Um I would get that if I were you. Oh, my hair is so slimy now. Ew. All right, guys. We're almost through all of
our toys now. We have a couple. You know, Preston Plays is dominating the Target clearance toy aisle. So, we're going to open up a couple more Preston Plays related things. Oh my god, it's gooey Preston. This is what I do. I bully this guy. EW, I'M SO GOOEY. ALBERT, STOP. OH my god, I don't want to be gooey. Um, so that's pretty cool. You could do swirlies with him. You could bully him as a voodoo doll. Look at the expression on him. He looks like not all there in this toy, right? Like he's he's definitely taking something like he's
he's taking a medication that he's not prescribed here, which is okay. Oh my god, I FORGOT I HAVE DRESS TO IMPRESS. THIS is actually I was impressed with this. No pun intended. But uh like this is like a good this is like some toy you'd have. This is some toy I'd have as a kid. My sister would have. I mean I don't know how much money this was. Um I think it was probably as much as the Preston toy, but it's like Come on. Get out of there. Uh but it's like where did your shoe go? Ow. Like uh this is a toy that makes sense for a game to make. Like Dress to Impress should be doing like Barbie stuff, right? And I'm not just saying all this because they gave me admin
commands. Oh, I get a card, too. Does this get me something in game? We get a bunch of stickers, too. It's It's Dude, this is just like a Preston pack. I'm getting stickers. I'm getting a toy. Which one is better? All right. Hope this goes well. I can't say any more good things about this toy. UM OH MY GOD. SHE'S ON FIRE. STOP. OH MY GOD. SHE'S STILL ON FIRE. STOP. OH MY GOD. I CAN'T SAY ANY MORE BAD THINGS ABOUT THIS TOY. I didn't do anything. It just spontaneously exploded and no matter the water it would still Oh my god. You know, for catching on
fire, there is not a hair. I know the webcam. Let me wipe it off with my bra merch. I don't think that'll happen to your toy. That was probably just a glitch or something, but there's not a hair out of place. It's just wet from the water I had to pour on it. So, this is definitely the best toy so far. This and this. Ew. No, wait. Ski this and Skiib, despite them not giving batteries, these are the best toys. I'll I'll make them hang out and play. But will this next toy be better than all of them combined? Maybe. All right. Hopefully this webcam doesn't shut off. Uh, it's sitting in a pile of mixed goos. All right. The next toy is awesome.
Preston plays Sword from Teeu. Oh my god. And look. Oh my god, they're reusing the thumbnail face. I would never reuse a thumbnail face. I'll do a little quick search on Teeu to search up Minecraft Sword. Whoa. It's going up. It's going down. You have to hold the button down, which is fine. Oh no, this goo. My This towel is ruined. Whatever. And this is awesome. This is extremely durable. Um, well, it was still very durable up until that point. Dude, now I have w sort of wires.
Um, I'll fix this and donate it to charity. One last one. Stinky box SCENTED STINK. WO. OH, that actually smells so good. Oo, that smells good. It's like vanilla. I Okay, I actually like this. Is there any Oh my god, BRO. FOXY. BRUH. WELL, GUYS, thank you to all YouTubers and content creators for being for making all these toys for us. That's I really appreciate it from Mr. Beast getting all gooey and sticky from uh the from Preston Plays getting all gooey and sticky from Lanky Box getting all gooey and sticky and Skippy Toilet for not giving me any batteries and for dress Press for being uh for having a very explosive breakthrough with toys and may you rest in peace Lanky Box.
