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Have you ever gotten startled or like shocked in zombies? Like you turn around, there's one in your face. Not because it's scary, but cuz you didn't expect them. Cuz you're a [__] My god. No. And I'm just really masculine. Never. Nothing about this game scares me at all. Not even those monkeys. He's one of my ass. People are like, I love horror movies. They never scare me. He's one of my ass.
I'm enthused. I'm You smell like you're in snooze. I'm kind of torn cuz this is fun and this is funny, but also like is it worth the time? Probably not. We're going to one-shot it. All right, we're oneshotting it real quick. This is it. I already remember the steps, dude. Just [__] follow the rules of robot, [__] No, I'm saying I already I Never mind. I thought you said you don't remember the steps. I Oh, the all familiar [__] loading screen. Anybody [__] up, we're looking at this screen. All right, so lock in.
Let's see this. Yo, you can throw the pouches in the fireplace by the robot. Shut the Yeah, you can [__] shut up. Suck my Good job, everyone. See what a good night's sleep does. What does it do, man? It [__] sharpens us up. Sharpens your dick up. And now you're [__] Oh, god. Not the monkeys. This one's kind of easy. We just keep walking straight, right? We shouldn't get hit in theory. Challenge failed. Which one of you sons of [__] did damage?
Uh, it's happen. No, no, not me. Yeah, it's hit himself with a grenade. It's hard when you get [__] bummed by a bunch of [__] gas monkeys. Gay monkeys that you Look at this [__] Tell me you're going to not TAKE DAMAGE FROM OH MY GOD, WE'RE GETTING ACTUALLY ASTRO. YEAH, actual ash. You say as on [__] internet. You can say it on the internet. I'm not going to put it in my video. I think I'll probably censor it out of count.
I'm going to die. Demonetization. Rap battle. Got ass. Rap battle. No, it's over. What? These two. I have 16 monkeys on my dick. That's so annoying. I [__] lost Jug. The kill. That'll help. I'm not even going to knife. I'm not going to risk it. No knife. He didn't win points. That was you. That's you. It was. It was you exactly how I sound. Oh, masily. Evan must have them all up here apparently. NO [screaming] CHALLENGE.
I HE WAS HIDING IN A BUSH AND I GOT THE nuke. That would have that was like a clutch nuke because it would have sped up the round. Commando Elite in the [__] bushes, dude. It killed one zombie and you took damage to the one zombie. That was a clutch nuke. It was going to be Man, it killed that one zombie while I took damage to him. Look at this guy sliding down. All right, awesome. Getting jugged so I can lose it. Next monkey round.
Two. Everybody just pile up in the room together. [__] it. We won't take any damage if we do that. Everybody just get in here. They do spawn behind though, so be careful. You just get that nuke. Get a nuke. Get a nuke without taking damage. Spray. You got to shoot the zombies. We're going to the nuke. Man, that's your job. No, it's not. It's yours. You're going for the nuke. On me. Back behind you guys. Behind you guys, [__] That's you. That's where you are. You shoot.
No, no. He came up with the lost on. He was going after you. Yeah, but you're the one looking this direction. Nobody want them to hit you. We did it. There we go. You guys can stop fighting now. It was way funnier when we were dying more last time. We're going to This is just to get to the boss fight, man. Then it's going to be funny. My I should have been kill dying more. Want to see the loading screen? I hear when you kill them. Can you just make the lo Yeah. Can you just make the loading screen happen?
You want to see the loading screen? Yeah. Can you do Come bring Neil's head over here, man. Come here. G's going to die. He's going to be all right. Throw nades at him. He is known as a gaming. I need [__] need to run fast perk. He's gone down just like my wife. Know about your wife. Oh [__] she's cool. What up? Oh, activate switch. Did it. Monkey balls unlocked. New mystery. Next mystery box is guaranteed. You getting it? Who's going to get it? Or do we all get it?
I want it. Let me get it. Throw monkey bombs at the marked locations. Hold on. It says not to throw them at marked locations. It must be if you can only see it while you're [__] on drugs again. What's the monkey button? F keyboard. It was four for me. I just threw one. I've used all my monkeys. I have two. Oh my god. I almost died. I was laughing. You was laughing. I just died back. He was laughing. Wait, what? What did you do? walk out cuz like something made um a woman threw a monkey over here at the explosive but maybe it's the totem.
No, I think we did all them. I Yeah. So that could be it. It So what the [__] are we doing? We're going to teleport. I mean we don't you teleports individually and it's free so it doesn't really matter. No, but we never mind. You have to do it next round. If you have it available this round, then do it just to see what's in the pack-a-punch room. I did it. Um I mean it's just the [__] just the star thingy. Put that pentagramraph thing on the floor. Yeah. Anybody else? Anybody else has monkeys? Throw it inside this building.
I do. Nice throw, man. Nice throw. I think it's just cuz we're out of the map. What the [__] is the What is it? World War [__] three outside. [__] Is judgment day happening? What is that? Is that always like that? It wasn't like that last time. What the hell? Maybe we're buy some like a place like a monkey. Monkey little [__] It should be after we kill whatever last zombies left. Oh, here he is. [__] is he doing, dude? I don't know. He just see the key. All the locations should have a key now. Oh, shiny key.
Press each location should have one or I think each location. The all the keys know a door. Stay together. The door. The door we were at last time. Oh, yeah. I'm I'm going to it. And I have acid. If you guys are ready. All right. Ready? Yes. All right. Open the door to the grocery store. I'm pressing E. We're missing a key. I'm coming. I'm here. What the [__] Oh, okay. We're going. We're missing a key.
No, it opened. I'm scouted. Oh my god. What? I PAUSED THE VIDEO. I CLICKED PLAY ON IT JUST NOW. The literal next sentence is, "This is only for the boss fight. to win when prepared. Oh my god. I This is the boss fight. Yeah, we're in there, dude. We're in there. BUT HOW DO WE GET THE WONDER WEAPON, MAN? IT'S TOO late now. Okay, where's the boss at? I just see a bunch of [__] employees. I don't have any monkeys. Oh no. You dumb [__] Somebody throw a monkey so we can res him.
I don't have any. Did you throw it, Brian? All right, I'm resing. Yeah, there's deer heads on the sides. Oh, okay. Where? They're like skulls. Oh, the totems. It's the totems. The What do we have to do? Kill shoot them. Charge up the totems with what? You know how to do it. [__] know, dude. So, the ones that are purple are already charged. So, you just got to do ones that are not charged. So, over here.
Yep. Here we go. Tyler. It's like evil Tyler. Where? Here. He's in the middle. Save your monkeys. Dude, this guy is fast. There's a fast zombie. There's a I'm going to resolute him. I'm throwing a monkey. Okay. Oh, hit me. No, no, no, no, no. Don't throw the God damn it. I threw another monkey on accident. Zyler, EVEN [__] HER. OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. My screen is straight. Ow. What the [__] is that popping thing? Something's hitting me. I think it's eeril. Dude, we have to recharge the totems. So, we [__] fail.
Are you No way, dude. This [__] is [__] ridiculous. I'm seeing the future. want to see the loading screen in the future. Honestly, just do laps, keep yourself safe, and if there if you're near a totem that's glowing, then get away from it kills. Where am I going? Oh, guys. Bleak. Come my way. Zyler barely even [__] her would be so [__] happy right now, dude. Yeah, man. I'm Zyler. He's back. He's in the middle. I'm shooting the orb in the [__] dude. There's no monkeys.
Monkeys. This is going to take forever, dude. Cancel all your [__] plans for tomorrow. Make your desktop background on the [__] loading screen. What a goddamn day. I got you covered. Got you covered. Brian, thank you. [__] you, too. I appreciate you. Just in the middle of like an like intense battle. I threw a couple. It's all matter of fact. I'm sorry. I feel like pasta right now. YEAH, YOU'RE DYING ALL THE TIME. YOU USELESS [__] DUDE. They spawn on my ankles. THEY SP OH, BRO. I don't know why this map runs like [__] ass.
You got it. My god. You got it. There's 0% chance we're going to be seeing a loading screen here in 2 seconds. There's 0% chance. It took us an hour to get to this. Throw a monkey, Evan. I don't have a monkey. [__] you, Evan. surprise. We're like, "Let's go to the door." Click on the video goes only go in the door if you're prepared for the boss fight. Literally the next important detail. [screaming] This footage has a significant lack of loading screen. Oh, I think a max ammo popped up. Where?
Ryan. OH, RIGHT. WHERE ARE YOU? Loading street. Loading screen. I can't. It's already You're too slow, man. Dude, you can't do it when you're actively dead. Wow, you really dropped the ball on this one. Dude, there was no time to do it, man. You guys died too suddenly. Here you go. Here's your loading screen. Do we I don't know if we want to do it again. Do we?
Do you think we'll be on zombies? [__] man. This is like This is where it gets really depressing where you're like you feel like you really want to beat it, but you just know that every time you do it, it's like you're wasting away the entire day, but it's it's not going to be worth it. There's only four people that want us to beat it. They're in this goddamn lobby. I don't know. I'm going to open this door over here by myself and I think if we do social distancing, we might get something.
Okay. You keep saying social distancing. I know that's the thing that it said as a challenge. What does that mean? I think we all have to be away from each other. That's it. Like I think Yeah, like we got to survive away from each other. Three rounds. And what's the benefit of that? I don't know. It unlocks something. All right. I'm over here by the far lake by myself. I think that's how social distancing works. If you say social distancing one more [__] time, I will deport you. I don't know how I'm going to do that, but I'll try.
I was going to say Oh, are you [__] kidding me, dude? This shook got shot. But let's go get drunk. Three knives and still [__] die. Let's just stop playing. Let's go drink. Going to go rescue him or we social de. [groaning] Thank you. This mele melee [__] Here you go. I'm still contributing. Don't kill these zombies. One sec. I get an insta kill. Head shot. I get an insta kill. Dude, that thing is trying to There's no more deer there, by the way.
We're standing next to an end [__] spot. Just watching Bigfoot trying to me and they're just laughing. That's I would do that in real life, too. Oh my god, he's spawning my ass. He's What would you do if a bigoot you What would you do if a big you would do a bigoot? Get a taxi in the morning. Here we go. We got to do it again. I will not shoot the rocket near my feet again. I will not do that again cuz that did not work. Shut the [__] up. I'm not going to [__] do that. I'm going to be even more annoying now. You [__] did it. Didn't [__] Treat your dun.
Don't take no damage. Don't take damage. If we don't win this, I'm never playing this again. We need at least one more loading screen, though. THIS [__] OH MY GOD, I'M DEAD. This gun is so goddamn bad. Hailtorm piece of res. Got trapped in the corner. Good switch. Gail storm's dog [__] Got me killed. Did you lose a lot of perks? Yep. Four of them. [__] kill me. Damn. Want me to kill the last zombie or are you still getting all your perks back?
No, let him do the last thing. Where your monkey at, buddy? Well, do I need a zombie to die to it? Yeah, that's why I said bring the zombie over here. Yeah, he's crawling, dude. It's a crawler. He's crawling. Where is he? To the left. No, we just [__] died. Thank you, Evan. I don't know how to get the wonder weapon. This tutorial says nothing about it, so maybe there isn't one. I don't know. There is. Do you get it in this [__] cabin room? No.
Well, it says retrieve it, the lost one, when I guess maybe somebody goes down or something. Hey, social distancing. I don't know how to do it, but everybody go separate. Yeah, just everybody grab the keys. I'm saying the [__] this time. Stay away from each other. Stay social distance. Everybody go in a drastically far different area. Sure. Try not to take damage. Oh, yep. I took damage. So, it doesn't work. All right. It's about taking damage. Oh, you might be right. Maybe like um cuz they're not near you, you know?
Someone get to hit you. Have you ever gotten startled or like shocked in zombies? Like you turn around, there's one in your face. Not because it's scary, but cuz you didn't expect them. Cuz you're a [__] My god. No. I'm just really masculine. Never. Nothing about this game scares me at all. Not even those [__] monkeys. People are like, I love horror movies. They never scare me. He's spawning my ass. He's spawning my Should I keep the Banshee? The shotgun?
What is it? It's like a pump shotgun. It's pretty good. No, I think that thing sucks. Pack-a-punch though. Maybe pack-a-punch. The Reaper is the one you want. That's the good shotgun. Reaper. Barely. Oh my god, dude. Your honor, I barely even That's not how it goes. Your honor, barely even. All right, editor cut all that. That was You could No, no, you get No, you get uh you could bleep it. I You're goddamn right. I can bleep it. All right, we should go into this into the boss fight soon because it's not going to get any easier.
You get a better weapon because apparently the Banshee isn't good enough. There's no other better [__] weapons, man. You just got to go in with what you got and not get so banshee. So, you think the Banshee is good enough then? I think what you got now is good enough. And you just don't care if I die. I think that's what it I think you're going to die regardless of what weapon you have is what I think. I think it doesn't matter. If you're going to take damage, you're going to take damage. I'm not saying that just for you. I'm saying that for me, too. I don't care what weapons I have cuz at the end of the day, it's just if I'm am I going to get trapped in a corner or not?
Oh, we're all here. I'm not going to make it a diamond. So, I just need to do this regular pack-a-punch. It's my first time packing I know it's forward, but let's go. Oh my god, this [__] guy. Am I right, guys? A snuck it in, [__] Snuck it in. Snuck it up. Snuck it in. Suck my lucky with the second pack munch. I always get some [__] [__] Like I'm afraid I'm going to lose my gun if I try. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. I've got 10 seconds left. What are we doing? We just going to go straight to the boss fight now.
I'm ready. Head over there. I'm ready. Hey, head over. Dude, I got the minigun on. I got the fireworks on the minigun. We're going to win this one. NO, [screaming] SHUT UP, LOU. Oh my. Yeah, Louis, you talk. What did I do? Should I do the explosive thingy? Does the guy have explosive attacks? That's what we're thinking. That's what we're [__] hoping. Sound You guys sound so much more sure like a few rounds ago. I did. I didn't know. I had all my perks, Evan. I had all my right? Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. We all have to be here. Get over here and press E. Dumb buck here.
They said go, go, go, go, go. And he wasn't there. All right. Totem. Totem time. Let's go to this one. Back left. They're all staying together. All together now. Let's try it. See how it goes. All together. Back left. How many are there? One, two, three. Four. There's four. It's charged next. Go to the right. To Yes, sir. And then once they're all done, [__] blast homeboy in the middle.
Throw a monkey, though. Throw a monkey. So the zombies don't [__] with the All right, next. All the way right. Keep going right. Still not done. Just running around in circles. Yeah, cuz I'm [__] getting motherucker. Cuz you're a dog. Just stand up here and shoot. No one else IS TAKING A BUSH. YOU [__] I CAN'T SEE. YOU'RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TOTEM. I'M IN THE BUSH. I PUT YOU IN THE BUSH. You're right. I'm in the bush. Somebody stand in front OF YOU. LET YOU [__] DIE.
I'M THROW ONE MONKEY. I'LL THROW one monkey. Hurry up. Monkey is It's done. Oh, but it does protect us from the explosions. It didn't hurt. I don't I think I'm not sure actually. Yeah, we got to do all the totems again. Did you getting [__] popped? Yeah, let's all stay together cuz I feel like I almost died there. It's certainly way easier to stay together. All right, next totem. Next totem far right. I can't stay together. I got to move.
All right, it's ready. Homeboy, get up. Spawn. There he is. Throw it. Everybody throw it. Ooh, he's already more than halfway dead. Ah, [screaming] the monkeyy's gone. What the [__] I'm throwing one. I throw a monkey. Uh-oh. You guys, I drain him a lot with that. Um, yeah. Okay. No, no, no. Listen, listen. With the rocket launcher. I did, but I don't have it anymore. I'm throwing another monkey.
Die, you stupid silent piece of [__] Die. I died. IT'S WEAK, THOUGH. I DIED, BUT IT'S WEAK. YES. F TO END the game. Yes. Hold F. [__] this [__] Hold. Oh, look at all this. End game vote locked. Look at this. I'm grabbing you. I'm picking you up, dude. Look at the end vote locked. Oh, we have all perks again. We have all the perks. I'm holding a Just holding game vote locked. No, the only way that Oh my god. It's every [__] thing ever over here.
I am the way it needs to end is with the loading screen. That's all. I think we did it though because it says end vote locked. No, as in like we locked it in like it's over. One person hasn't voted. Oh, there you go. I hit the return to spawn one. Speak to me to start another challenge. Extra elite challenges. So, let's beat it again, guys. Here we go. Let's beat it again. Here we go. All right. Run it back, guys. Run it back. Run it back from the top. From the I was waiting for the top. Here we go. We know exactly what to do now.
I was looking at T's black ass face, waiting for his black ass face. My black ass face. What the [__] Your honor, I wasn't doing black face. I was doing black ass face. We [__] did it. The [__] you talking about? Black ass face. You want to see something? All right. My game just crashed. I'm closing this game. I'm closing the game. Get it out of here. We make it. We can make it. We make it. I tried that. Your concerns fly. We going to watch it burn. Yeah. Ooh.
