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It's good to be rich! So I'm on my way to the station, to catch the train that will take me to Naples. And in Naples I'm meeting with Davide di Podcast italiano. And it's the first time we've seen each other in person. We only talked like this, in chat. On the phone. And I've arranged a surprise for him. An adventure, something that maybe he's never done before. And I can't wait to meet him.
I can't wait for this experience, and to tell you students about it. It's about 07:30. I'm about to board the train, which will take me from Torino Porta Nuova to Napoli Centrale. I'm pretty sleepy, if you can't tell by the dark circles under my eyes. So, I'd say we can go. No way! Hey! How do you do! I'm recording. You're recording? Well, hello to everybody. This wasn't staged. No! Absolutely improvised and spontaneous.
We arrived in Naples, and. I just discovered the problem. I'm a lot shorter than you, so I'll never come into your shot. It's a problem I cause for many people, including my girlfriend, because she's even shorter than you. So, where are we going? Well, you should know Manu that I've never been to Naples Well, neither have I. So, in my opinion We can even just wing it.
Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat? Are you good? I'm alright. Okay! I'm not too hungry, because I stuffed myself. You can explain that. "Scoffing." All possible snacks from the first class of the train. First class? Do you travel. You travel in first class? Indeed, I do! So do I! It's like we're in the Wild West. Who has the most guns. I'm talking to Alessia. Say hello to everyone Ale, you're on video.
Hi! Davide's audience. Manu's audience. Davide. Manu. And who is Alessia? Alessia, introduce yourself! I'm Manu's assistant. Much more than an assistant. What did you recommend we do now? Because we are here like wanderers who don't know where to go. And you suggested a great walk? Absolutely. I recommend you take a walk downtown The historic center of Naples, starting from Piazza Dante and going all the way to Piazza del Plebiscito. When you're walking down the street, you will find on your right the Spanish Quarters.
Which is a very folksy neighborhood typical Neapolitan, so I recommend you check that out. Perfect! Okay. Enjoy your walk! Thank you. You can't have. I hope. I hope I got that on camera I wanted to start recovering, I leaned over, and I was dying. Anyway, I wanted to say. that you can't come to Naples without eating pizza. And not eating pizza. So, margherita for me.
Manu, what do you have? I don't know if it has a name, this thing. A red-base pizza, with tomatoes and olives. What happened, Manu? As always, Manu makes a mess. While eating the pizza. I dropped all the tomato. Guess where? On my white pants, of course. So now, very carefully, Let's try to clean Manu's pants. And it doesn't clean. Whatever! Perfect! From now on, When you see Manu's clips, it may look like I had a technical problem. But it's simply the water I put on my pants.
You don't have to be embarrassed, Manu. It happens! At my age! At my age. Do you feel like a youtuber, Manu? 5%. Me, I'm 5% YouTuber. Okay. Is that something you're embarrassed about? Like saying: "I'm a Youtuber, so I do challenges, like inhaling cinnamon." No, I don't do those things. I'm not ashamed of being a youtuber, though. But you see, that's where the money is. That's where the money is, I know.
We need to do a challenge. How many espressos can we drink. Can we manage to drink? It has to be something. embarrassing. Manu, I know you don't like it, but in my opinion it has to be something, like. But why do you have to embarrass me? Because in the end that's what the audience wants. Question. Students, do you want me to embarrass myself? For what reason should I embarrass myself, In front of everyone? Where are we?
Are we here? Look how nice it is. 00:06:06,140--> 00:06:06,160 I can't exactly tell you where we are. Country: Italy. That much, yes. As for the city we're in, we're sure. Isn't this the Spanish Quarters? No, it's not the Spanish Quarters. We'll go there. I haven't heard Spanish being spoken. [Davide speaks in Spanish].
They do this song. Too close! This song, they do all over Italy. The Naples version is different, though. I mean, nobody does it with the tambourine! Singing like this. So, now, film me, as I go "Mr. Evil Eye". Okay, ask him! All right! Go! What's your name? Davide. Davide, where are you from? From Turin. Hello, good morning from San Gregorio Armeno And the Neapolitan "Sciò-sciò". "Sciò-sciò-ciucciuè" [speaks in Neapolitan]. envy and jealousy must die.
Eye, evil eye, parsley and fennel. [speaks in Neapolitan] a hit for good luck on the front, turn around Davide, and a hit for good luck on the back. Okay, thank you and good luck. I messed you up! Sorry! So rude of me! I was trying to film here. And you walk right in front! I don't know if you mentioned it, we came on the subway just to see the station. Not to catch the subway. We got tickets Because we're honest citizens. 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41800 I wanted to jump the turnstiles then,
Manu goes, "no, come on, pay for the ticket." 'Cos they might know us. Anyway, to be clear, this was not the adventure I promised you in Naples. It wasn't the subway? It wasn't the subway without a train. Okay. What's it going to be? In a little while we go, in a little while I'll take you. I'm very curious. A little scared. Scared? You should be. Like.What could it be? So… Bungee jumping into the crater of Vesuvius. In that case I'd take the first train.
Take a plane, right! Get away. Yes, exactly! To Turin, and I'd go back. Whatever! As long as that's not the planned activity. No, but you know, I'm a scaredy-cat. You know that I would never do something like that? I was going to propose jumping out of a plane. Like, with a parachute, I mean. Would you do that? I would. You wouldn't? I don't think so! Into Vesuvius? No, not even, no.
I think it's this way? You think so? I think it's this way. I'm not the expert on Naples, but neither are you. Neither am I! The way they drive mopeds here, it's scary as shit. Can I say swear words? You can say whatever you want! Inception vlogging. What do you think of the "Umberto I Gallery?" I think there's one thing that's very distracting to me.
What? Your microphone! Because it's a dead cat. A dead cat! But you know it always gets the attention of all the passers-by? I noticed, I noticed, yes. And, especially when I pet him, like this. You can't see anything. What a sight, though! Here you need the stick. Bring out the stick! Students, let's get the stick out. Or as they would say here in Naples, let's "get out" the stick.
What's that? Don't use the verb "uscire" With an object, we don't do that. Only here. When you are in this beautiful place, then you can say it. You can say, "I'll get out my wallet." "I'm getting out the camera." One second and we'll take the stick out. You tell me when it's enough. When you think it's at the end. It doesn't stop here, help! Here it is, my selfie stick. Hi Instagram! Hello Manu's friends. I've taken possession. I don't know if right now, at this moment, you're seeing the footage from the 360-degree camera.
I can assure you that everyone right now is watching us, and this is making Manu feel really uneasy and embarrassed. I'll have to go to therapy after today, I will. I don't think anyone has filmed That part of the horse, so closely. I don't know if you notice, but there in the background, is Mount Vesuvius. Hi friends, welcome su Italy Made Easy. And now I'm going to show you Manu Who has pulled out a contraption. Manu is the person with the most technological gadgets I have ever seen. And now I'm going to try this gadget that films 360 degrees.
And it's a lot of fun because it's, like, really long; it has a really long pole. Which is a phrase with a kind of double meaning. Let's try to see if I can film Plebiscite Square With a very long pole. How long is it? Three meters. I'm leaving yeah, I'm taking it with me. Don't you steal it, eh! I look like a priest, with his staff. Like Gandalf. So I'm taking you, now, I hope, to the last place, to our destination for this adventure.
But, you asked yourself, " Manu, but it's six o'clock." "When does this adventure begin?!" Yes, indeed, is this an overnight adventure? I don't know! We need a cab. Guys, if you see a cab, call us a cab. We are in the Plebiscite Square area. If you are watching this video, right now. This is live. 00:12:1453,814 --> 00:12:54,971 This is a live broadcast.
He talks about soccer. I don't know anything about soccer. Geez! We are close to the final destination. Have you gotten any ideas? Well, are we at a port? We could always do the Vespa tour of Posillipo, which would mean immediately returning by train. So, Davide, I guess you've figured out what we are about to do. A boat tour! Are we going fishing? 00:13:0045,300 --> 00:13:46,129 We're going fishing!
I brought the rod, Did you see it before? Can I film you falling? Yeah, that's right, that would be. That would be great viral content. Really? Yes! Then I'll film you! Are you saying that I have to jump? Do you regret accepting my invitation? Yes, very regretful. That was easier to do. Than you thought! It's much more beautiful in person than in photos. Really. Do I take off my shoes?
There's a view that's almost. Almost moving. I'll try, but in my opinion you can't see anything. Anyway, we're in the Bay of Naples. It feels like being rich. It feels like being rich! That's why. Thanks to Italy Made Easy! Italy Made Easy makes you. makes you rich. Subscribe to Italy Made Easy. Subscribe! Because Manu will take you on the yacht if you sign up. It's pretty surreal, I have to be honest. Of course, we're mess-makers. And immediately we made a mess. But do you wanna give us a tour of this space?
So we have a space. A living space, as we now say in modern Italian. Here we have. I don't know. This elegant wooden cabinet. Fake flowers. These things, are they the lights? It's the lights. I'm afraid that, like, the boat will start. If you have never seen David barefoot O Manu. Let's go to the kitchen,come on. Let's go to the kitchen. So the water There is water. I suppose there's a water tank. Or is it seawater? If you drink it, you die.
I can tell you're familiar with boats. Here we have an induction stove. Try it. If it's induction, it won't get hot. Turn it on and put your hand on it. Fridge. What's in the fridge? That's so cool, glasses! Look there at the glasses. You open the fridge and there are glasses. We have grapes, fruit. Grapes, bananas. little bananas, those are the good ones! Apples. Dried fruit for five people. There's also prosecco.
If you want to see Manu drunk. convince Davide to offer us. To offer me prosecco. You said you don't drink. I don't drink. We can move on to the important part. Piloting. Steering. Meanwhile I die, falling. I'm afraid just touching it. I want to make a scene, but I'm afraid that then…. Is this a rudder or a steering wheel? What's the difference, you who know languages? Me, 'cos I'm an expert in navigation, right?
Despite having some form of steering wheel, for the simple fact that we're on a boat, it's called a rudder. So, David doesn't know. He thinks it's a houseboat. That he goes to bed, he sleeps. But tomorrow morning you wake up in Catania. Tomorrow morning, when you wake up in Catania. You'll understand that I've taken you From Mount Vesuvius to Mount Etna. For those of you who don't know which volcanoes are in Naples and Catania Do you want to show us the bedrooms?
Yes, so, bedroom number one. With two portholes. A very interesting word, because it's invariable. But invariable, because like all Italian words that end with an accent, it's unchanging? Or for other reasons? Because it's a foreign word? No, it's not foreign. I believe it comes from French. Written in French. I don't know how it is in French. Written with the 14 vowels of French. Write French the way you guys say it. You are Elisa's friend, ask Elisa to write it. Elisa, how do you say "porthole" in French?
Maybe another way completely. And doesn't resemble it in any way. Then here is a car radio, which is very '90s. It's cool, the car radio! There is a mirror there. There is a mirror there, so, hello. Ah, we have a TV, I saw it in the mirror. But I don't watch TV If you want TV, you can have this room. It's not like I come on a yacht to watch Rai Uno. He doesn't know but, I'm going to make you work all night long. We are here to create content for our students.
Okay, we have the bathroom. It's a little cramped, let's be honest! And can I make a comment? Why are we in Italy? Despite the microscopic space, there's a bidet. Oh, shower. Wow! Still, it's nicer than the shower in my house. So. Guys, tomorrow live bilateral live stream, Of Davide taking a shower in his bathroom. and of Manu taking a shower in this bathroom. But on OnlyFans, that one! On OnlyFans, yes! And here? This door? This is a second door that leads. To the starting point. Back to the stairs. And then we have a second room With a dimmer light.
Dimmer. And these colors that are very relaxing, very zen, I have to say. We have two portholes, but round. They also look like robot eyes. And then the bathroom that is elevated. So, smaller shower than the other one, but still very nice. And anyway still better than the shower in my house. But where do you live? I don't have this shower like this. What do you call this shower? With a ceiling… I don't know what it's called. Do you know what it's called in Italian? Let us know! Have you ever been on a yacht, Manu? I have, I've been on a yacht.
Well, Manu, you have a lifestyle that. Well, a lifestyle that I can't aspire to, Manu. But yes, you can aspire to it. Because you, 20 years from now, who knows where you'll be. And Manu will be. I hope, not at the cemetery. But I mean. Manu. Twenty years from now you'll be. 30 years old. No, no, 32. This man, this crazy man, had the great idea of booking a yacht. How exactly did you come up with this idea? What was the thought process that told you, "Let's get a yacht." I don't know.
I'm a creative person. Well, anyway I can tell you, it's a relief compared to the idea of the Vespa. Okay, so better the yacht than the Vespa ride. I agree. It's also slightly more expensive, I think. But I know. I have my own network of contacts. You have your connections. I have my connections. Yeah, twelve euros all of this. Anyway, you're a raving lunatic. On my channel this is an adventure of Manu and Davide, right? So, it is not a great adventure because we basically don't do anything.
We don't go, we don't take. This boat, it doesn't move. This boat doesn't move? You mean to say, you tricked me, cheated me. I thought we were leaving now. It does move, but just not today with us. Okay. So, basically, it's a hotel on water. I thought it could be a nice experience. It's not an adventure, it's an experience. There you have it! I just decided to changethe name of the series. From "The Adventures of Manu and Davide" to "The Experiences of Manu and Davide." because it is not an adventure.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it. It's amazing! And also, all of you. A real man mooring the boat. If you ask me, on this perch is where it goes. No? Yeah, I should be able to make it. With all the little gadgets in hand? No! What do you say? Can I make it or do I fall into the water? If you want I'll pass this on. I'm scared. I am afraid for them, not for you. This is not legal. This thing should have had insurance. I have palpitations from making this 30-centimeter jump.
Well, this was the most adventurous thing. That was the adventure, yes. We are going to have dinner at a pizzeria called 50 Kalo. I don't know, you guys didn't see it, but I was trying to get the yacht closer to the dock. And pulling the rope, I slipped, and it was all wet. So, I don't know if you can see it, but I have white pants on, and I slipped in the wet patch. So now, when David passes me. When I pass in front of David, he will have to discreetly tell me if my butt is wet, or not.
Your butt is pretty wet. Let's just say, super clean, it is not. A light appetizer, right? That's right! There's another pizza after that. This is the. This is the appetizer. Sorry, but this door didn't we open it before? This door wasn't here before. I didn't see it either. It materialized. Surely there was, we just didn't see it. It was covered. Ah that's it! We came in here and went, "look at the bedroom." That's right. So it's the third bedroom I'm the one who falls, every two seconds.
Wait. Oh geez, calling it a room is a bit of an overstatement. Can you see it? Can you see it with the camera? Vaguely, I see a hovel. I mean I would die here. If this were my room, I think I'd die. I would never be able to work in a submarine. Those places. But why not give it a try? Because I'm claustrophobic. I'll try to get a little further down. A little bit. But this is a room for children. Or for the corpse? Don't lock me in.
No! Don't leave me. Don't leave me here. Bye! Let's see if I get anxious. Nope. No, it doesn't scare me. Maybe I'm cured. I'm not claustrophobic anymore. Or perhaps, because you didn't close the door? Confess! I didn't close it completely Should I close it? You threatened me with a beating if I closed it. So. Yeah, that's true, I said: ""I'll take the stick, and I'll hit you on the head!" And you also said: "I've done jujitsu, and I'm still very good at it."
Is that the neighbors? It's the neighbors! We have the neighbors! No, there's no one. We don't have neighbors. The police are coming, turn it off. Are you decent? Or are you just an idiot? Just an idiot, yeah. Anyway, so what are you doing now? I am psychologically destroyed from days of not sleeping, so I think it's time to sleep. Surreal sleeping on a yacht? Well, not for you? You're used to these kinds of things! Are you naked, Manu? Ah no. Goodnight.
I end the first part of this vlog here. Sweet dreams. Sweet dreams to you too, but are you recording? Yep! Ah okay, goodnight everyone! Goodnight! Did you get scared? No, it's just that I'm organizing my underwear. You're hiding the drugs. And that concludes this very long day. I'm off to bed. Bye, good night!
Good morning. 7 minutes to sunrise. Good morning. But this distance, is it necessary? How did you sleep? Good, I could have slept 2 more hours, probably. If it hadn't been that. That you kindly reminded me that sunrise was getting closer, except that I came out, And I saw that there is no sunrise, because everything is overcast, There's a mist. Now unfortunately I guess the moment's arrived - It's time to leave our yacht. What are you eating now? Always eating, aren't you? But we're having lunch in two hours.
The leftovers from yesterday's pizza. I'll remind you that in like 30 minutes. We're going to lunch, I know. I'm hungry! Okay, whatever, I'm just reminding you! Pizza is good! Manu discovered something Interesting about the boat. Awesome! You have to look there, though. The secret TV. So, you press a button, and a TV comes out! Amazing. Perfect. Who knows what else may come out? Now we can watch.
I can try Are you saying that things come out of other places? No! Crazy. Unbelievable! How could we have lived without knowing about this? There is a third one! What will this third one do? I'm afraid. I imagine a mini bar. Something with whiskey and cocktails. A waiter, directly. No, it's a noise that makes me anxious, this one. A very deep noise. Maybe I have lifted the anchor.
I really hope not. I would like to show the difference between Davide's room. Davide's order. It's a type of order, a chaotic order. And Manu's order. Sorry, you have seen the toilet. And Manu's order. Here ends the adventure of Manu and Davide. Survivors of a dangerous night. Full of adventure. And this five-star yacht. Incredible comfort. It actually is a beautiful place. I'll miss it very much.
Why do we have to do this thing one last time, this leap of death. This is my workout every night. But it's okay, whatever. I did it with this one before, actually. It's a little easier that way! Davide, the adventure is over. Oh yes, unfortunately, we are here. How was it for you on this day, seeing the most beautiful places in Naples, the most beautiful panoramas? A day of many emotions.
I really enjoyed myself, it was super fun! I hope you guys had fun too. I hope this video, this production, was interesting. Definitely! This is my first vlog, you know? It's my first. Well, the second, my second vlog. Nice debut! Nice debut. We are great! Perfect! Ok then, I'll see you soon, come onto my channel and I'll be waiting for you. What is your channel? Podcast Italiano.
Take care, ok? Bye!
