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At least we got to find this pig. Yeah, there was a pig out here. I don't know where he at. But he's somewhere. on this property. I don't know where. Where did he go? Oh [__] Woah, woah, woah, woah. That was violent. So is this a Garry's Mod 2? My god. Higher, stronger, faster. Yeah, this is Garry's Mod 2, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. Higher, stronger, faster. Look at that. Look, I did the other one. Oh [__] Hey, look at that. Look at that What is happening? Oh. Look at these tricks, man. learning physics What if I shoot a rocket launcher through that this hole right here?
Do it. Oh. OH MY GOD. JUMP. HOLY [__] OH MY GOD, DUDE. It went into the atmosphere. Woah. Oh, v x underscore Shut up. Shut up, man. I had no idea you could do that. No, I didn't know you could do that. No, I didn't know you Shut the Shut up, dude. Shut up, man. Shut your ass up. Shut your ass up, man. That confused the [__] out of me. Me, too, man. Me, too.
There's no way. Listen, dude. Listen. I'm thinking did they jump and get to somewhere on the [__] thingy? I don't know. You guys should make things bounce on there, though. Like put something Put an object on the diving board. putting my balls on your forehead. I'll tell you what they did. They put an item on the thing and then they jumped on it and they got really high. I don't like this. They're happy. You just put in object on the diving board. He want you to make things bounce on the diving board. Terrorizer, put an item on the diving board. There you go. Which one goes the highest? I feel like
the chair goes the highest. It's weird because it should be the floaties, but the chairs went Oh, okay. Oh, the floaty went high. It's pretty good. I feel like the chair went higher though. Like when it was when Delirious did Like when I put it Yeah, when I put it on there it went and Hey, put that other chair on it. Put the other chair. Put the other chair on the uh Not in the water. Put it in the Put it on the diving board. Terrorizer, you see why I was like surprised? Cuz you lift this up. You pick them up. What? You pick them up. YOU CAN DO THAT NOW?
The [__] is going on here? Look at that floaty. Look at that weird floaty. I know. You literally you have the same body structure as this beach ball. Hold on. Oh my god, which one is higher? Oh my god. Hey guys, I just bought some wildcat sex dolls. Excuse me. Thanks for your support. Use code Moo at checkout. Watch out, Delirious. Boing. Oh. There you go. HOLY CRAP. IT JUST WENT HIGHER. Pigs can fly. Look at that. He's going to the moon.
He's going to the moon. Why is this so entertaining? So, is this a Garry's Mod 2? Yeah, this is Garry's Mod 2, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome Higher. Stronger. Faster. Wildcat somewhere close by listening to the wall. It's funny when you just look for it. Look at me, delirious. Look What? It just comes into frame really fast. Just wait. It was just a distraction. Where is he? First of all, let's destroy this [__] BEACH BALL BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE I HEARD IT COME YEAH, THIS IS CRAZY. Oh my god. Did I hear that? I heard a what?
Oh my god. Did I hear that? This is incredible. The hell? He's in the bushes. I told you. What bush? HE'S ABOVE US. OH, [__] [screaming] HE USED THE JUMPING BOARD. Same thing, man. Same thing. What do you do? You jump off of it. You don't always die. You can flip off the jumping board. We're at the pool. We can't see the pool. Jigglypuff. Okay, how do you do that? You know how to do that. Maybe you don't know how I see. I see how you do that. Yeah, you see you got his head. Ryan's head. YOU SEE HOW YOU
This is insane. HOW'S HE DOING? WAIT A SECOND. What? Is he able to glitch through the [__] Can you glitch through this door? Is that how he's doing loops around me? What did I heard me? He down there. What's happening? What are they? He's just freaking out. NO. OH. HERE WE I GOT ONE. GOD, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT LITTLE RED [__] GUN. LET ME KNOW. OH, YEAH. This is fun. I like this. Random burgers. [__] throw a burger?
What the hell, delirious? Yes, I did throw a burger. You just threw a burger. You just threw a burger and then I did. I Wow. in the house, too. Burger. I threw a burger in the house. Yeah, burger. What do I have to eat? I'll have a cheese burger. Boss, you're really struggling, HUH? YEAH. [screaming] THAT'S A [__] DOUBLE TAKE. IT'S JUST A BURGER. HE jumped through that window, Brian, right as you like walked up to it a second ago. god. He like flew right behind your head. Look what I got. Look what I FOUND.
OH, YES. OH, YEAH. an inflammable thing. Flammable. going to put it? I'll put it right there. FUNNY YOU SHOULD ASK. YES. WHERE ARE YOU GOING to put it? A delicious burger. I'M GOING TO [__] GOD DAMN IT! WAIT, DID I NOT GET YOU? IT'S ME, EVANS. It's not me. Sending the burger to space. What the hell was that? It's bleeding everywhere. Dude, I shot him. Hold on. It's a knife. I got a knife. I have a [__] stab him. It's a knife. What the hell did that box Why did the box fly? It's a box. It moved, dude. It moved. IT'S [__] BOTH.
[screaming] IT WAS A GHOST, MAN. IT WAS A GHOST. IT'S A piece of glass. IT'S NOT A GHOST. DO YOU HAVE a nuke? I don't have any. I wasted it already. Oh. Wait, wait. I got a nuke. RANDOM BURGERS. WAIT, HOW DID YOU GET A [__] KNIFE? OH, HE WAS outside by a tree. Dude, I shot you. No, you clearly missed, Evan. I can't pick it up. I'm getting stuck ON
I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOOD. I have my stick and a keyboard. I can literally see your dick hanging out. Come on, [__] taunt. Give us a joke. When y'all launch the cheeseburger I'm I'm at the pool table. I didn't know I had to restart the second time. [__] Christ. The [__] are you laughing at? Wow, I got it. How do I get out of third person, Brian?
[groaning] Someone's going to get a real surprise. Oh. What the hell do you mean by that? Look at this knife. [screaming] WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TO DELIRIOUS? WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING TO HIM? NOT COOL. WAIT, TYLER, what are you the bathroom? Okay, THAT IS YOU. YOU WHAT? OH MY GOD. HE SAID HE WAS GOING UPSTAIRS. BOGGO'S GOING UPSTAIRS. I SHOULD HAVE SHOT HIM, but I'm too considerate of people's [__] content. You guys might want to come check that bedroom again.
It's strange happenings are happening. They seem to have multiplied. What's going on? Evan's a genius. get out. I can't get out. I'm trapped. Evan, do you still got decoys? Wait, wait. Leave me alone. Is this you? There's a delirious like hanging through the floor. Where? I mean you can see him from below. HEY! [screaming] IMPOSTER! [__] YOU. NO, IT'S FINE. WAIT, there's no way. Oh my god. WHO'S THAT UPSIDE DOWN? [screaming] GO GET HIM.
HEY, [clears throat] HEY, HEY. IMPOSTER, IMPOSTER. YOU'RE DELIRIOUS. GET HIM. IMPOSTER, you can break THE DELIRIOUS. DELIRIOUS UPSTAIRS. [screaming] BREAK THE DELIRIOUS. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. Got more. GOD, THAT'S HORRIFYING. [screaming] I'M GOING TO GET HIM. IF YOU KEEP SHOOTING HIM, YOU can break them. GET HIM, [__] BY THE
THE DELIRIOUS WILL CONQUER. GET HIM. DELIRIOUS, NO. DELIRIOUS. That was a nightmare. went under the bed. It was a real nightmare. He just went under the bed with his feet sticking out. Well, Gmod 2 is incredible. That's hilarious. That's a really good one. Oh, it's like we spectate. Oh, someone [__] up the garage. What the hell?
Very, very good. Well, well, well. I'm trying to escape. I can't spawn in. You can't catch them. Oh, you're this one. [__] I'm sorry. What are you doing? I'M SORRY, PLEASE. STOP [__] up my garage. What are you doing? Block him. Delirious, block him. Yeah. The [__] you going to do now? Shoot me, huh? Yeah. Okay, he's shooting me. Yeah, you got to hold it up a little bit.
There you go. Trash day goes crazy. NO. [screaming] I GOT HIM STUCK. NO, HE'S He's fooled me. [__] you. Okay, I'm stuck. I CAN'T GET OUT. MY FRIEND IS BEHIND YOU. THAT'S MY TRASH. YOU GUYS ARE BAD. AH, [screaming] BLINK. HELP ME UP. HE'LL NEVER FIND YOU. I LOST A HAT. Clock stuck. Oh my god. Please. Quit [__] with me. JUST KILL ME. YOU CAN'T YOU'RE BEGGING FOR YOUR LIFE AND YOU CAN'T just go please kill me.
[__] He was there. What? Rocko's Modern Life. What was that? What the [__] was that, man? Leave me alone. I'm vlogging. Oh, what are you vlogging? Can I be in it? No. Vlogging school girl. Who's the He's a hammer in the gym. You can't touch it. Got him. Hammer dead. Hammer time. Was that not a camera? No, THAT'S A CAMERA. MY ANGLE WAS WEIRD. I COULDN'T SEE IT, OKAY? I look like somebody going to the Met Gala.
I'm not even kidding. You do. This is my Met Gala look. Where is she at? It's a mystery. What the [__] Where is he? What? STOP. I HATE YOU. GOD. IS THAT A GUY? HOW? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HOW? YOU'RE A [__] knife trying to murder me. Jumping knife? And then there was Wildcat. Minute 30 seconds left. know what you are. What the [__] is this? is just a house. This guy is a house.
It looks like That's an unfortunate Oh, that's a long one. What the [__] is that? That is a long one. Delirious, you are so close. Oh, hi. I said hi. OH, MAN. Where's that Where's the Delirious orgies not happening today? I forgot to check upstairs. Coming. We're coming with our cameras. If you say so.
Hey Vanoss. What? Have you found a What? the plug? Have you found the plug yet? What? Plug. Oh, yeah. It's a to kill myself with the toaster in the bathtub. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. That's That's a good I like that joke. That's a good joke. What else you got? It wasn't the tree. I'M JOKING. WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, DELIRIOUS? OH, it is Yeah, you got any other Yeah, you got any good other good ones? under the bed, maybe? any other good ones? I'm so confused.
Did I just see that there? Did I just see that? That's crazy. I think you were throwing ass in their face or something in that tub. Really? jumped out of that window like He just Look at him up in the air. Oh. Oh, yeah. THERE THEY GO. HEY, WHERE ARE THE WHAT WAS HE? BUT BILL CAME IT WAS a pool table. Pool I'm having a bad day. Uh Vanoss, come here. Vanoss, come to the living room. Where are you? Look up. Don't do that. Look.
What? Look up. I don't see anything. Oh, look. Come here. Come over here. And look at the window right there. There's nothing happening up here. I was panicking trying TO BREAK THE GLASS. HERE YOU GO. WHAT? WHAT IS happening? Wait a minute. I'm firing. There's only one terrorist and not me. Make them come in here first. Make them come in. Don't do it. [__] NO.
LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE SEEN. NOT A CHANCE, DUDE. Not a chance. Delirious, do you know you picked up a knife and threw it at the window? THAT WAS [__] ME. WHAT? This crazy. Check it out. What? What's wrong with the Go check it out. What the [__] What's going on? Wait a minute. Mhm. You stupid piece of [__] I didn't even get to do it, man. There was just your red hand just poking out. What time is it, Vanoss? Hm? It's time for you to stop giving away my goddamn spots.
No. He's a clock time game. I'm dead. It can't be this. There was a glass pane in the other room. It could be a window. Was it the It's a sill. It's a silly spot. Silly string. Silly By the way, I can't see you. Window sill. It can't be He's not one of these [__] window sill. You Oh my god. What the thing with the cheeseburger? He's literally invisible. THAT'S WHY I SHOT HIM. HE POPPED OUT. I HAD ONE FRAME TO KILL HIM.
SEE HOW GOOD YOU FEEL? HOW I made your life better right now? Shut the [__] up, [__] Dead ass, [__] He was inside of a pillow. A cheeseburger in the pillow. Nice spoon. This is a classic. This is good. This is a classic spot right here. I like it. Back to the basics, spoon. Oh, yeah. Nice spoon. You could tell the hours he's played Prop Hunt. He's in here. It's a [__] spot. No. Don't worry. Delirious is going to give away your spot soon. He's going He's playing his role. Probably.
Yep, there it is. Playing his role, huh? His role. Roles are in the kitchen. There's toilet rolls, there's kitchen rolls. Probably toilet roll. I'm pretty sure you can be What? No, I'm saying he's he's he's his prop and he's playing it properly. No. She the bouncy ball? No. I already shot that. Why not the ball? There's some titties on the monitor. Where? Yeah, I see it. he said kitty, right? Like cats?
No. Meow. No titties. He said there's some bajungas on that monitor. Could you just stop? Like he can't help himself. No boobs. You're lying. There's no boobs. Well, you're looking at the wrong monitor. You got to look at it. Which monitor? That one. Boss, you turn around. Nope. It broke. Walk forward like 10 steps. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID? I USED AN EQUATION of she went the wrong way. Like he said walk forward. She goes left and into the pillar room. I just walk forward 10 steps and shoot.
He said turn around. He said walk forward. Oh. Hey, we got him. GOOD JOB, BUSTER. We got him. What the [__] What? going to lie to you. Who the Nope. What happened? one, nope. Not the real one, nope. Not the real one. You [__] Was he here? I'm just so smart. I would smart you. GOING TO CHANGE INTO ANOTHER ONE, DUDE. HE TRIED to outsmart me. He was a pool stick behind me, but I saw him. oh, I hate you. Die.
Better. Okay, I know a spot. A spotty spot. Well, I mean, it all depends if [snorts] you're brave enough. I'm brave. Follow me to the I went [__] Yeah. Oh, [__] I'm not where I'm supposed to be, but Okay, that's fine. Just do the thing. The real one, that's me. The real one, That was awesome, man. done that, man. Been there, done that. That [__] That [__] hard, dude. What the [__] are you? You're invisible. HE WAS INVISIBLE. THE DOOR WOULDN'T OPEN all the way. Oh, nice camera, dude. Nice camera. Good camera. Dude, he's a hammer.
No, he's not. He's a camera. I think he's a camera. He's a Where the [__] you at, camera? Oh, that's where you were when I blew YOU UP. YES. [snorts] WHAT IF SOMEONE JUST WHAT IF SOMEONE so hard to finally get into position and you a dangerous object. I feel like this is a flaw. Yes, there is. We know. I wish they would. First one to shoot the barrel wins. NO. WAIT, THERE'S ONE MORE ROUND. ONE MORE
You can see the fear. YOU CAN SEE IT. NO. WHAT THE [__] WHAT THE HELL? YEAH, delirious is looking at a [__] tree over there. Hello. Welcome to the Trump tree. We make Trumps here. They grow Donald tree. Donald Trump goes on trees. Donald Trump We have to have anything else for you. Go ahead and [__] kill me. I don't You have to send them out. No, I do have something. I have a knowledge cheeseburger. [__] you. Kill yourself. I'm gone. Nope. Oh, [__] He did it. How do we get past?
Oh, there we go. Cheeseburger on the loose. Goodbye, Trump. Make him jump. Are you guys just distracted by a Trump doll right now? Trump jump. Yeah, Trump jump. The Trump jumped. Let's see. Oh, there he is. Why is he there? He did a backflip. Oh my god. He did a backflip. OH, [__] WHERE AM I GOING? What are you doing with me? Put me down. I'm back, [__] I'm up here now. I am up here. I've always been up here. Lying and waking watching you. Yep. You can't kill me though because I have so much health here. FROZEN IN IT.
VICTORY BOUNCE. Give me on. I can't get Oh, I'm dead. Assassination. Look how he's just bouncing in the background. bouncing. Just have bouncing through the outro screen. Brain power. Look at the size of that brain. Brain power. Okay, and brain power, what's up? Brain power. Should I listen to the brain power? Brain power.
