Come on. Big money. I hope I get dealt a good hand, dude. Is that Evan? I really got to be careful with what I put on the internet, bro. Surprised how much an Indian will work if it gets out of the ghetto. All right. What the hell? That's insane. Where's that coming from? That's who collected THESE CARDS, BRO. WHAT? HE dug through the depths. Hold on, guys. What's up? We're here to get drunk. We're here to get drunk at the bar. Have you always been bald?
Yep. Where'd you get a haircut? Yo, why you Asian? Yo, why you white? Why you wigger? Whoa. All right. Do we picture Oh my god. Oh, the [__] did I take that picture? These beautiful faces. I don't know what to talk. So, you know how the game works? You type a sentence that is like correlated to the card that you choose, but not so specific that we all guess your card. You know what I mean? That's the goal. Gotcha. Everybody guesses your card. You don't get no points. What if you don't care about points? Then just [__] Yeah. Just do whatever the best way to be. Just be funny.
Let's be honest. I'll pick you on. Just be a pick me when the edible hits. I like it. I don't like when edible. Oh, I got a perfect One of those. It's like a goofy pushy. Oh. Oh, dude. Yeah, they're really good. These are so good. Pasta's card. Do you think pasta just use pasta? Would you use yourself? No, I wouldn't use myself. I'll be honest. I wouldn't use myself. I think this was pasta. I think Yeah, I think this one.
She used the Anthony picture 100%. Yeah. Again. when you got a LOCK IN. THAT WAS LIKE FIFTH on my list of cards that I thought. I don't know. I'm on one now. Maybe that don't make sense. Yeah, maybe that don't make sense. When you're ready for the back shots. Oh my god. Fun. I have to be my best card. Unfortunately, you know what? that way, isn't it? No, I'm sorry. Why me? Oh my god. I thought for a second. I was like, where is that guy?
These are good. These are fantastic. That Noga picture is like the ones of girls where they're like he could be [__] me right now but instead he's playing games. You fiend. That was honestly too perfect. I didn't even see you won. Oh, what's this one? Oh, this has potential. This has Be wild cat. You know it is. How do you know it? Yeah. I don't have anything good for this. I just feel All right. Yeah, I know. Why is he so bright? M so making out with a seal, bro. Oh [__] Oh, wait. I have to pick 67.
We're grown ass men, by the way. Yeah, it has to be the [__] way. I was going to pick that one. Oh, no. When joins the Discord, is that Evan? What the [__] It looks like Evan's face. It looks like Evan's face swapped onto a different Asian guy. They call me Dr. Respect. Dr. Respectful. Misresectful. It's a tough one, boys. Oh, [__] It's me picking. It has to be the question.
Still got it. No, that's Scotty. That's perfect. The goal is to get as many people to pick yours as possible, but not everyone. If everyone picks it, you get [__] When you trust a fart. What does that mean? When you trust a fart, you [__] yourself. The expression. Don't act like you don't know what that means. You shot yourself so many times that age right now. Okay. Good. But your fart is a poo. Is that it? Yep. There you go. Okay, understood. Then I have the card. Then I have the car.
I got you in the face. I'm not hitting any of you guys. Oh my god. Scotty picture. I don't care about the farts at all. Yeah. Oh my god. pull that [__] from your Facebook or something from high school juicle. That looks like a 40-year-old Marcel, but that picture's 15 years old. That doesn't make any sense. He looks older then than he does. Yeah, he looks older then than he does now. I can't stop looking at Scotty. I can't this one. I swear I got [__] wretzel pretzels off that guy.
Pretzels. Bro, like my card really. Oh, is it? WOW. What are you doing? What do you got? The bar. No sense. Oh, stop. What was that? What? He's in the bathroom. You'd be surprised how much an Indian will work if it gets him out of the ghetto. What? All right. What the hell? That's ins Where's that coming from? What? That's who collected these cards, bro. What? He dug through the depths. Apparently it was either the slums or this invites Nol first.
Oh, what is that picture? What? Listen, I look [__] good. I don't care what anyone says. I mean, you do. I like Look at the bottom left image and then the one of Anthony. It looks like that's what he's looking at. Let me go. Let me go pop the stream on my phone. Zero vote. Gosh, that is hilarious. That's the thing, guys. You can't think like a normal person. What? You can't think like Thank you. Yes. What? Oh man. Damn. You look tearyeyed. What's my new card? NICE. OH, BABY. GOD.
What am I looking at? You love to see it. NO. GO. WHY DID YOU make this card and put nothing? Blame the Indian, not the Ireland. Blame Did you review them? I didn't even look at them. I just downloaded this show. When the views start dropping Oh, there it is. Yep, there's that one. Oh my god. I really got to be careful with what I put on the internet, bro. I got to be real careful. Okay. You got to admit though, the V is looking good.
Hey, the V. What do you mean the V, bro? Down there. Looks like Evan's logo. I don't want to look at it. The window worker one. The window worker one is good, too. Window worker one. Yeah, I'm still I'm just looking at Scotty in the bottom right to be honest. Justin Bieber. It looks like a bird's nest. How did Oh, wow. Let's go, boys. Let's go. Ryan in a borat bikini, which it's just a guaranteed win. If I discard something, do I immediately get a new card? When your Tinder date doesn't match the photos.
No way, bro. This is great. No way. I think I have to play this one. I have to play that one. I got a few options. I was going to save this one, but I can't. I have to. That was a great caption. I don't even know who I'm looking at. That's That's always a good sign. It's Brian Epstein. Brian, that's the image. That's the image I had. Oh my god. I'm going to have to be more specific. Which image are you talking? I want to play that card so bad. Ryan Epstein. Okay. Oh my god. I got Yes, I dominated. He's literally eating. He got the dinner table. That one, dude. You guys just want to pick me and [__] Jeffrey Epstein. You It's funny. But it's funny.
You see the problem, Brian, is it's funny. Oh my god. Look at this. When says the N word, this is the only one. By the way, I'm not getting any votes on this. Zero votes. I believe in you. I believe in you, Delirious. I'll I'll vote for your card. Oh, who made me? Oh my god. You can call me the Toriser. Oh, the Toriser. Yeah. Wow. Marcelis Prox. [__] vote here, guys. Come on.
All right. Over. What does it do with no word? What does that have to do with S word? You know, people are going to have cards with Nola and Marcel in it. And you're going to say no expression. [__] We want to take that pasta card. Yeah. Instant. God damn it. Right there. I'll do it. Here it comes. I got the perfect speaker for that one. God. Everyone's picking very quickly this round. Put your not cards down. Go. Going up. We're a little spoiled for choice when it comes to [__] cards. When it comes to retards, we got a lot of options.
We got two Scott. We got two Scotties, two me, two Douglin, two Brian. Two and a half gets the edge on the re. I don't know which one to choose. You know what's crazy? I had that same Scotty card. I was going to play that one. I literally cannot get over the one of Scotty on the right on the top. Three votes for Oh god. Yes. [__] you, Spoon. I guess so many options. It's got that vintage [__] Somebody who's been a [__] for a hot minute.
I've always been a [__] What you got? Let me huff that burp. [__] Oh my god. I almost said war. Roar. I'll pick four. Just a good one. Simple. I lost it. That's a good one. Okay, that's all I have. Hard now. I'm wasting this card. That's okay. That Anthony picture is so crazy. The bottom one specifically so funny. WELL DONE, BOYS. The captain was horror. Not a single pasta picture show. We did it. Misogyny defeated. Let's go. Let's go, dude.
2026 is my year. I think this is my favorite picture I've ever seen. What is that? The Mr. Beanesque Anthony photo. Awesome. That's my favorite picture of Anthony I've ever seen. I've seen it before, but I don't remember where or why. I love it. I picked up one. Why? We found a [__] We found a [__] Let's go. How am I a [__] When he shows you his peeits. Ooh. Oh my god. Oh, this is the winner. That's the Oh, I had them goddamn Bean Boozles in my mouth. I was like, "What's wrong with my mouth?"
You were seeing the beep [__] Is that [__] real? On the bottom right. Look at Yeah, it was a be It was those goddamn bean boozles. Oh, but he's insane. That's literally his icon still when he calls me. That's so good. Oh my god. I got to vote. I'll take it. Damn, dude. That is all. You get You need to get that. Thanks. I hate it. I swear to God. You got to be [__] kidding me.
I need to delete my social moment. Oh my It's not you. Okay. All right. Right on time. I had so many options. on a wild cat. Yeah, I got that one last round. I never got to use it, dude. I don't know where that one came from. I've never seen that before in my life. That's crazy. I'm fairly certain I know the source photo. And you definitely did that. Maybe I did. YEAH, that's so funny. Oh my god. Oh, I didn't. Okay. Yep. The moment before the inside. THE BOTTOM RIGHT. OH, I just love that it's [__] And in the bottom, the Noga photo the driver's license. Yeah, just say his password photo
first name re last name T. It says [__] Uh, it ain't April anymore. Perfect. Is it? Thank you guys. Thank you. I didn't know what else to caption that photo. I really liked it though, Brian. I think it's That's a J face. Oh my god. Okay. All right. Oh my god. So bright. I can't see that. See what it is. Is that a banana leaf? What is it? Is he naked in the bananas? Is that off? Yeah, it's Evan for sure, but it's so yellow and all. I mean, IT'S SO Oh boy. It looks like a What do you mean by that? Stop.
Yeah. What do you mean by that, Brian? Oh, these are [__] Just moving the captain looking at the car. Yep. Did you enjoy that? The fact that I have just the mustache. Did you like the part where I didn't ask? It's too good. Yes. Spoon. Do it. Go all out. Uh. Let your brain jizz on the table. Say what? Yes. You heard the man. Let your brain [__] times. Got it. Lock down. I've been I win.
I GOT A BETTER picture for this one. IF I DON'T WIN THIS I can't stop looking at Scotty's eyes. Thanks. Beautiful eyes, Scotty. I also like this one with Scotty. Appreciate it. Yeah. Thank you. Wow. I just I get a [__] full art. The twit longer drops. Oh, this is really funny to me. It's a picture of Evan looking like he doesn't give a [__] It's like when one of us gets cancelled just Ev's just like, "Okay, whatever." He's like, "Just ignore it." Oh, you got cancelled. Okay. that I guess. Anyway, you get one of these bagels. They're pretty good.
You want baloney? Why? Why is Man dressed like a cop? Cuz I was a police officer. That was my job. Yeah. Before you like was this on Halloween? No, actually. Yeah, I was a police officer. Was my profession and I quit. What? Wait, wait, wait. Is that a real picture of No, the top right. That's what I about to add. You look like Mr. ROGERS. This one cuz it's so [__] funny looking. [__] you. Yay. It was the so many people. I did. Perfect. Baby, did I dominate?
Why? It just made me laugh. It's just such a funny. You got seven points off of that. Yeah, but that one was funny. [__] funny. Where is that photo from? I need it framed on my wall. Everybody get ready. Vapinos is up. Mhm. What do you mean? Get ready for what? Yours are always unhinged. Yeah. Where the last one was. I'll do it a little This one. This one's not as bad. PRETTY PERFECT CARD. BUT what the for this one? I'm gonna go with this insanity. Insanity, dude. SURE. That's definitely a mug shot after the fact.
You should have saved that for the There's literally a photo of me ripping Douglas's pants off. Scotty's drawing looks like on the news when they have a drawing of the suspect. Yeah, that is crazy. It's amazing black mustache. No. Rolling eyes. Yeah. [__] picked it. He's perfect. Just play dead. Don't give him any pleasure. The two each other. Why is he getting faster? Stop. We're going to laugh at It's got to be Oh my god. Oh, [__] Wildcat needs one point to win.
I need two. Surely. I won. Why did I win? That was it. You got three points. Oh, everyone gets two because nobody found the rider. Everybody gets two. I didn't want to win, dude. I wanted to go my turn. Thanks. Congratulations. It's over. A perfect prompt for you to win. It's over. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I didn't like that. Hey, unlocked a new hat. That's not how I wanted to go. I love how Evan had like the smiling nogo picture. I had the eye rolling one.
He like did the prompt and I just had the slightly better version of his card. Okay. Father, what's up? Should I listen to the man?