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I love how your head goes right under his [__] balls dude there's no chance you're retaining any semen with me around bro oh is that a functioning actually saved yeah this looks like the loading screen between missions so we did it we just pulled up the Bucky's let's use the view cheese and we're gonna roll in and honestly we're just gonna go off these button Downs are over there oh let's go check that out take me there oh this is wild it goes from large to double XL they know guys you got to get suited up a Bucky dress-up shirt that looks so good does it yeah you guys we gotta put on your shirts we gotta pose up for like a thick ass picture right now so we're in San Antonio Texas right now low-key a little boring of a place but
some of the coolest dudes I've ever met are out here I'm talking about the unsubscribed podcast going to link up right now with Eli and Maddie it's really hot in there I'm scared best way to stay safe out here my opinion is the driving I'm operating on my Florida rules the way it works for me when I go to Florida is I don't look at other drivers I never cut them off I never honk at them if I'm in Florida and I pull up behind a guy at the red light I will wait when the light turns green he doesn't drive I'm waiting if he wants to wait till the next leg that's cool we're waiting you know why I don't have a firearm bro see this dodge is the exact person I don't look at I can't believe I accidentally just pointed at
them actually filming is probably the worst thing we could do made it suburbs of Texas baby we made it hello Baddie Eli I cannot stress this is the worst place in the country to walk into someone's house unannounced not only that I'm doing it with the guys who have like 80 firearms in this house someone's comrade and I can't wait to reuse it so we went to the podcast house and uh no one was there and so we're going to Eli's house hey you're pretty good we gotta have the snake bant in on the on this side I never do this by the way I never go to Texas and just bounce into people's houses yo I [__] love this oh my God so sick I always chill in the kitchen exactly so my place also I wanted I had
two things I walked and I wanted a big island and I wanted High ceilings as I said I told you high vaulted ceilings I did not tell you it's America's ceilings right there I got a question this is an actual gun that one is not so that's the mark 23 from metal blue solid everywhere this is the actual Mark 23 from Metal Gear Solid Colonel is that a real Mark 23 with the lamb to buy yes it is the Lamb device um this has never been fired it's the 1997 model so you can tell by the K and H are right there so it's never been fired the lamb device all is extremely rare and I love that you got a toy when you're like so I could play too yeah exactly this is sick I'm smelling guns right now lots of guns you smell that oh
yeah it smells like steel yeah I have to say steel and hands we're getting it sorted please you're not it's okay we're not judging you here okay so judge threesome Epic Meal Time audience none of these have bullets in them right it's like it's been so insane for me every time this is the TLC gun look at this he did the whole thing and that has killed a lot of hogs that's my Hog Gun so when we go uh helicopter hunting with Hogs like that's the fire the pores are necessary because the bores allow you to be like this is why I have 80 guns hi I'm batty and I have no self-respect
sorry I got a little bit of a wet beard still yeah I know you are now in the presence you're gonna definitely keep that in there aren't you is that guy Caleb I was telling you about hey did you want to play Animal warriors with me no actually no I do not thank you for asking if you don't play with me I'm gonna tell Mom about the magazines under your bed all right I guess I'm playing animal Warriors so you want to go to Bucky's tomorrow also with us yeah have you been at Bucky's no oh my God think of a gas station now think of a
gas station on steroids and then times that by like 10 because it's the size of a super Walmart the more you describe it to someone the less exciting it sounds and that's what's so fascinating about it you're like bro it's a gas station it started in Texas and it was known for its bathrooms yeah the bathroom okay I went to one Bucky's in Florida and the bathroom was so clean and they were like auctioning art in the bathroom there was like art for sale like 350 dollar like piece or a sculpture and like people are [__] next to it but you get private cubicle shits tomorrow we're going to bussies Beauties Bucky's here dude oh yeah oh [__] this is so ridiculous I'm sorry on paper it must have sounded good and everyone's lucky
that it actually turned out better than expected that's the good [__] that's Marky Mark I love how your head goes right under his [__] balls you see this Recovery Room there's a song you're trying to put it in your in Antarctica it won't take a cold cut bath with me this is sick right I think there should be a Mark Wahlberg still hidden in the wall somewhere here just like he's peeking out behind a tree yeah like bro my podcast is like half on Zoom yeah look at these guys they came out the gate multiple cameras set up they got the [__] this is sick I guess let's uh jerk off in here let's go let's get a good pump before we go to Busey's but you choose that's something about a squirrel and a beaver I don't know well
this is heavy bro yeah that's too heavy for me I can't I'm up from Texas at your hips once you get to that spot and then [__] driving your hips forward like you just did like that so the bar mashes the penis yeah I mean it doesn't have to match it so hard but like you're just coming you're you're driving those hips forward to block it out this is the best tricep pulled ever done and remember trying to pull it apart when you go yeah and that's the most important and hardest part it is definitely a little too heavy for me oh that looks great it's all push hey that's all right though this feels really good yeah it's nice so uh Eli was helping with some Boston technique I had Caleb helping with some strength training
baddie's gonna help me out with some semen retention dude there's no chance you're retaining any semen with me around bro and I said semen retention I meant the opposite there will come everywhere except for in you bro all right yeah hey uh real quick oh is that a function oh [__] I forgot that you love Firearms yeah this looks like the loading screen between missions where it's like select what you're gonna bring this is your uh bedside carry I like that like if someone comes in you're just killing them silently so you can go back to bed clean the clean it up in the morning you're not gonna have your ears ringing in my ear yeah take it back to sleep after that we're gonna speed to Bucky's
now go ahead and say lunch but he's his best Bucky's because these are pulled pork sandwich oh yeah the pulled pork is like not only a lunch no it's it's always there but like you need to get a pulled pork sandwiches I did get the pulled pork sandwich oh okay and I got just I thought the Reuben was like insane oh I'm lining up all these bad boys again and we're gonna get the final verdict amongst all of us because this [__] enough already the thick boy verdict of Bucky's yeah Bucky's Bucky's Bucky's yeah so we did it we just pulled up the Bucky's [__] and Beauties and we're gonna roll in and honestly we're just gonna go off I don't see that [__] Beaver [__] but he's usually posted up out front taking
pictures we're gonna check out their uh their summer line merch drop I got a couple things on my list that I want to get the Reuben boys are pushing the pulled pork uh we're about to go off right now good thing I got a workout in we need to get to Bucky's okay you're talking and I need them Beaver he's right I'm gonna shut up check out the gas station eh so I'll be honest last time I was at a Bucky's it was like this okay so I guess let's do the sandwiches first the pulled pork barbecue turkey big buck and brisket this is what people told me to get the first time I came you guys don't really eat that much okay well you're you're trying it today excuse me do you guys have a Reuben the reuben sandwich the reuben sandwich yeah
maybe it's a Florida Bucky's thing you said the pecan Blackberry yeah there's another one here that they have sometimes Julie what's the best one here what's the best muffin oh the orange cranberries aren't pressed orange cranberry that's weird can we get one of those please I gotta get a cart like this is where we're at oh it's this beaver tail would it's like a croissant so you know we got Beaver tails in Canada they're entirely different actually in Canada it's just uh it's the same shape but imagine a chura what's in here God bless you what's your order again okay thank you whoopsies we're going off right now but you know what they didn't have this the last time I was at a Bucky's so let's [__] let's go two beeps yeah let's do
two beefs that's cool you wanna Billy I'm personally gonna be taking a bite of everything oh perfect so what we got in the cart is everything that the boys wanted we threw in a couple extra things some wild cards like burritos didn't even know they had that and we got over here is we got their extensive jerky section and then I gotta get Bucky's spit I gotta get Bucky's drip I want to be dripped out and Bucky's closing that is Mr Bucky himself okay come in tight guys yeah here I'll say if you want to give me in oh yeah get in tight thank you oh these are for us just like that all right put that on the laptop yeah kill you we realized we were in New Braunfels I actually didn't know
that it's actually a destination of mine that I always wanted to go on my bucket list I always wanted to go to India I wanted to go to Japan I wanted to go to New Braunfels that makes sense this is beautiful it's beautiful it's just like the other ones you just said it's very comparable yeah the Bucky's button Downs are over there let's go check that out take me back oh this is wild it goes from large to double XL they know guys you got to get suited up I already have these shirts you already have it yeah oh yeah it's a Bucky dress-up shirt that's it yeah oh yeah you mind if I get a selfie with you absolutely sure that's sick oh yeah dude my man I'm happy to hear it's [__] awesome yeah
all straight it up nowhere yeah thank you again yo we should hit them up and be like Kyler Kylie's like I'm about to pick me up I'm like Kyler what's up with the employee discounts though Suddenly It's Bucky's again we're not calling him [__] anymore this is my life I think if I'm gonna get one Buck he's hot I should get like a straight up Bucky's hat first you know am I a double XL or an XL guy is that Jill well you have to try this what is that banana pudding okay it's a good one I love banana pudding everything looks good out here everything oh we gotta get a giant drink want me to get you a fountain drink yeah that'd be good what do you want uh I like your Coke I guess Coke you're at Bucky's you can get
anything in the world you chose the coke this is sick finally all right this is what I came for yeah let's go to the thing we'll we'll throw our stuff in there throw on this gear and do our Bucky's taste test dude those shorts are good yeah they're pretty chill I'm dressed like an eight-year-old going swimming at the beach like protected from the Sun you really are yeah burrito I'm gonna have one of these uh ages yo that's just a good ass beef burrito what the hell that is a good tortilla that is a lot of beef not much cheese and I can live with that but holy [__] oh my God look at Caleb yeah dude this thing is [__] juicing all over the place dang especially on Buffy this is the pulled pork let me get a bite on
the back side here yeah you like backside [__] great there's something about their bread get that tortilla dude that's a good beef burrito yeah it's just a good ass beat burrito where'd this Beaver learn how to cook two Bucky's onto something bro get on in on that dude it's juicing all over the place man it's this is the club this was what I was told to get here it's like a spicy like melted cheese that's on it's a pretty good time very sweet but I love that yeah that's good right you got an extra burrito bro I think the head you were the best Mexican I've ever met 100 I've got an extra burrito I was like I think they're really good that's all merciful baby Bucky oh I love you I'm the fat kid man I love boobs where's the
spoon for this we're all having some of this the craziest thing first of all he didn't tell me it was coconut and I'll tell you something banana and coconut it just smells like an 80 year old woman in Florida her suntan lotion banana coconut she tastes good though she tastes real good how good is that if you wanted to concentrate your Bucky's experience you go in there you get a full force you get that jerk off in the bathroom you're good you gotta try this uh muffin that orange is like Berry that's it I never wanted Orange in a muffin it's not something I need it [__] great muffin slabs this is a Texan beaver tail so different from what we got in Canada oh this is good what's really funny is Bucky's never
needed to be good there's still a fun experience and it's crazy but for everything to slap so hard it's just a crazy way above and beyond yeah it's time we eat a concealed carry next time we eat a constitutional carry okay hell yeah I don't know what that means by the way
