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What is happening y'all? Welcome on back. So, even though we just left over there, we're now working our way back over there. We left and we're going back. But we'll do these two quests that are here. We'll knock them out. Um and then from there, get back on track with story. This episode might be a little bit shorter. Got a uh appointment coming up at top of the hour. Got to have enough time to drive there. So, y'all might be getting a 45minute episode instead of an hour episode, but I'm sure you'll survive. Everyone will be just fine. [groaning] [screaming] Just thinking about that dude that was like, I'm looking for the whale. Oh [__] we're falling.
I'm I'm falling. Um what? How did I not die? Hell [__] took damage. The hell? quest. What the water give me? Wreck Cove. Wait, that's the one I was looking at. Isn't that the one that dude wanted to me? Go up here. That should get me back to it. Oh, speaking of the dual wield, I know with the dual wield uh two-handers thing that I was talking about, apparently there is a mod somebody made that was actually like dev approved. D. The devs were straight up like, "We're not going to balance this." But this mod does a decent job. You can use this. Thought that was pretty cool. Mod endorsed or a developer endorsed mod.
All right. Come on. Fighting you clowns. I need something that's a challenge. Quinn's offer to give the heart back willingly felt insincere. I'll have to take it by force. I mean, he just didn't say anything. So, he kind of I'm sorry, little one. I didn't mean for it to go down this way. You just stared at me and all your homies were hitting me and you know, now you're dead. Light attack supply frailty. Heavy apply to frailty. Okay. A frailty one-hander. I don't know why it's telling me to go there. go back this way. I think I can get over to her this way. It was kind of near like the entrance to stuff. So, I'm just thinking I'll like run in that general direction
and then I'll run into her. That's the best way to do this. Yeah, right there. The seam. Yes. Ah, finally. Do you have any idea how terrible it feels to be all this and still feel like a soft to be revolted by the one thing? Oh, I can already feel it. Off. Oh, no. Why? We should get to know each other better after all. It may be a while. All right, lady. Increase incoming damage by 50%. Like shoot, dash heavy. What a dumbass. Like, yeah, I killed the dude. I got your [__] back. Oh, thank you. Now I'll kill you. Like, what did you [__] think? What? What did you honestly think was about to happen? You think I'm just gonna I just killed the dude that you were afraid to approach. You think your dumbass was going to stand a
chance against me? [__] turning you into sea fin soup. Swear some of these NPCs, man, they don't think you would think uh all these years living at the bottom of the ocean would give you some perspective, but no. No, clearly IQ is on the decline in Saras. There we go. Okay, I need to find my way down. Got to get down to there. Damn, even that's going to kill me. [__] Now we're going to have to go around, I think. All these little shits that are hatching. I ain't got time for you. Trying to keep a uh timer up so I know how long I got before I got to get to this appointment.
What does a top lander want here? I'm guarding. That's not possible. And only those I allow. Well, that changes things. I'm giving you permission. Just stick to the rule. Ooh, lucky lads. A Toplander wants a word with us. Aren't we lucky? Deathgore at your service. I'd shake your hat. No, we never do something that stupid. Who even needs one of those eggs? You can only hatch them in the ulcerate. Stealing one doesn't even make sense. Hide. It makes no sense. You keep it on you. I don't know if Sure, if it even is him, wants to trade it or what, but the egg can't get cold or whatever's inside will die and then there's nothing to
trade. A dead egg's no good even for eating. So, if you ask me, he Oh, nothing. I thought we were dealing with a client, but he turned out to be. And then that stickler Brenth shows up. Go with the car. Salt jaw may be behind the disappearance. You again go on your 33% more damage if the enemy is below half health. Finding quite a few two-handers, man. No. Damn it. Get [__] get out of the water. Jesus Christ. On a stick, dude. It's like the one thing with this game there's there's like I don't know how to describe it. It's like every now and again there's like some really [__] collision
when you're trying to go up ledges and like you know we're quite there. It's just like, "Ah, you can't go." And it's like, "Summy, don't [__] move I'm curious to see what um a two-handed build would be like cuz like with dual wield, we're attacking so fast that the uh the bleed stacks that we're building up and the life leech that we have coming in, you know, like incredibly synergistic build right Wow, just crazy work. It's what we're uh what we're handling. No fins, no scales. I don't want to sound the surface too far for the Well, it's good that you made that. They call your kind.
I live here and when I've got time that old reef but I'm not. I swear it's true. Well, I hope you just Who goes there? Are you here for the song? Oh, but the song is running out, you know. And then what will be left? Mo cast a net. Mo bound me. He wasn't satisfied with just listening to the song. And now he owns nothing. He You know him now, but he won't know you tomorrow. I am so for him songs of sorrow. And when they could consume, they too have faded away.
He doesn't give me anything else. I'd rather have an arm. Thank you very much. But no, no, his mind is mine. It has been ever since he gave himself to the song completely. The memories are not much. I coil them into a tiny shimmering ball, but they're still there. [__] is this quest? They gave you something substantial. Would you be able to leave? They don't belong to you. You should give them back. I need to think about what to do. Not as long as Mo and I'll kill Mo for you and bring you his flesh. I won't kill Mo for you. I mean, he just seems like a an old man, but if
if he's getting like forced dementia cuz she's eating his brain away. I mean, he doesn't seem hostile, though. Then don't. Oh, well, I will fade with him. Is this how I dream of freedom now? Oh, and I belong to him. He should give me It's too late. It's all you'd have to wreck do it. I mean, I don't see a net or anything. probably metaphorical, but like Mo doesn't even seem aware of what's going on Ha. Old age took my You can't just bottle them up and shove them. Me? I'm just an old reefbound. No, I don't know what happened. I didn't put anyone in the rift. The rift has always been there and it's always sung. I didn't put her there. I couldn't.
Oh, off so soon. So either he's had his memories eaten to the point where he doesn't even remember putting her in the rift or he just happened to like sit one day and was like this is a nice song and then she was just like I'm a gobble memories. I don't know. I'm I'm very mistrustful or untrusting. I think untrusting is the word. Either [snorts] way I don't trust the [__] Morgans. They seem very uh Every one of them I've met has been like, "I'd like to eat you. I'd like to kill you." They're like the [__] hyenas of the fish world.
Is this the egg? Is that the egg? It's all jaw. Did you do this? Stop blundering still. I'll have to ask you. I'm not worthy to What you're saying is very kind. So, how be those are fun. Onehanders attacks wet and then frost. Wet then consecutive. I mean, I think I would just do this. Heavy attacks steal 100% additional over the trident. probably not going back to the perible setup. That would actually I still think that would be huge honestly cuz giving that the extra 25 that's going to put me up to uh Oh, let me do the math. Be careful. The math. Let me do the math. Um so I'm at 29. my current um level would put me up to 30. So, we'd say 30.
Uh there's the 15 and then there's the And then after a parry, I get another 20, which puts me up to 85. Feel like I'm missing one from somewhere. But either way, 65 plus the uh 25 there put me up to a 90% crit chance. Feel like I'd open fights with just big chunks. I think I don't know. I need to like really dig into Cbrant's mask, but I think Sergain's helm is going to be better. And then you with some levels, I mean, taking a small hit to physical damage in
exchange for max health might also be worthwhile. It's kind of cool. Dealing damage restores 2% of it as health up to 80% of the last damage received within 4 seconds. But I think I have enough um I think I just have enough stuff going on to where that doesn't matter. Royalty third more damage once they're half dead. I don't think that would really be worth it. But uh ah this I watched over it for 3 days and but that didn't happen and the water temperature was dropped. Oh no please. I've been taking good care of it and breath already has so many eggs to look after. It's just one egg. It might not even hatch.
Please. You don't understand, Toplander. This isn't living. I'm despised, mocked, beaten for no reason. But if I raise a child, it can protect me. And if nothing powerful hatches, then we'll leave. But at least we'll have each other. I won't give up my future without a fight. Not for the life of some corpus reefbound. Oh, buddy. Buddy, calm down. We could have continued the discussion. I would have bought more [__] from you, man. I was just like, bro, you know this isn't good. He's going to be in trouble.
I won't go down without a fight. Heavy attacks cost an additional 20 mana and shoot a piercing wave. Kind of cool. Damage is uh cheeks compared to shard though. I mean, he really he didn't seem like a bad guy. All I said was like, you know, the other dude's going to be put to death, right? He's like, [__] to the death. Like, okay. Bit of an overreaction there, brother. [groaning] kind of cool. Um, okay. Let me go take it back to Brand. At least I bought all the uh upgrade stones. Not a whole lot up here. Just go around, I guess. And This is my midair floating lockpick technique.
Up, up, and away. Come on, get up. Get up properly. No, you [__] Get me up further so I can actually [__] land. Go climb. There we go. And all that work to get up here and there's really nothing of value anyway. So I got these guys. Come on. Jump up. This is what I'm talking about. Like the fuckiness like just jump. God damn. I think I need any sea shell. Go this way. I'll hit the teleport. We're ready to mosy on out of here. LPS. Sucks. I had to kill one of the blacksmiths. Brought some decent [__] One thing I really like about this game though is I don't got to do the uh the
blacksmith shuffle, you know, where it's like you're selling stuff and then oh that merchant doesn't have enough gold. Time to go to the next. I [__] hate dealing with that, dude. Like it's such a tedious thing. Like just have the [__] money to buy my [__] Oh, I'm poor. I don't have enough. Well, you're doing a shitty job being a merchant then, you know? I don't know. Maybe it's just Oh, [__] We are uh But, you know, it's like it's one of those things where I'm like at the end of the day, it's a game, you know, like I'm here to have fun.
The fun factor of the experience is first and foremost the most important thing to me. Don't want to run to multiple [__] merchants just to sell things. Like, get give me a merchant that has enough money to buy my [__] Out of my way. I like the giant eyeball that's staring at me, but also shooting these things. Don't delay in bringing me the egg. Oh, I've been so worried. Where did you find it? Ah, so it was Salt Jaw. I should have known that scum was behind it. He's been pestering me for years, begging for an egg. Even ones with tadpoles that showed no promise. He's got it into his head that he'd be a father. Can you believe
that? A scorge of the seas. A father. I didn't laugh in his face only because I despise him too much. But I'll admit, he fooled me. I thought he was too stupid for Well, at least the Here is the reward. Bro's kind of a dick. Like he Bro seemed like he genuinely wanted to just raise an egg. May I? This dude's like that [__] idiot. He's so dumb. Imagine thinking you could raise the baby. Okay, bro. See a little like Oh, excessively hateful. Breach enemy within 20 meters, you gain 10% physical be a chance of a 10% chance to stun.
Sell that. Got a bunch of [__] I got to sell. All right. We are looking pretty good, though. I think we're we're coming up on uh coming up on the end. All right. Uh, so we got a long way to go. What's the I guess the boom to boom that the one. Yes, it is. Yeah, we're kind of burning through uh the DLC kind of quick, I think. I don't know to be fair like cuz we have this quest and in my head I'm like okay I guess we're almost at the end of the main quest but this might just be like the halfway point. But it does feel like I've done a lot of like running around and talking to people. Looking at the map I've hit most stuff. I think the
rest of this is just like uninhabitable content like zones you can't actually visit. Welcome, child of the surface. Everyone is ready to ple, but tell me from where you're headed, there is no return. Well, we will face the excellent gather my it is time to this sound. Saras has not heard it since the day it was born. Yes, we are at the end. make returning to Saras impossible. Um well [__] In that case, let me um let me see if there's any um let me do a quick Google search. most important things in SAS Um, and the new skill tree of course.
Sanctuary of SAS DLC equipment. Amulet that raises melee by 40%. Amulet that raises health. Gloves that add health as damage. We saw that. Um, armor relics that raise melee. Armor relic that raises range. Let me find this amulet that raises melee. see amulet raises melee. Trying to find it. Let's regen. Max health. Um, increase armor, restore mana, increase physical damage. Wear no armor, increase physical, max mana. Okay, here we go. Availability. So, there's a uh increase range damage by 20. Spell power.
All damage you deal is now considered cold damage. Cold damage kills enemies based on the amount of damage dealt. It's kind of cool. Decrease incoming damage by 50%. Increase melee damage. It's called no quarter. Allows you to breathe underwater. I found that. I found the dash restoration, bonus damage from frailty ranked up. Um, SOS rings, mana regen, spirituality, mana, increase damage if enemies are wet. Each hit applies frailty attack stamina down. Yeah. Where's the no quarter amulet? Let me see. That's what we need to find. No quarter amulet, tainted grail.
I got no quarter and tainted grail. See? Hello. Going to show you how to find but I'll show you how to find it. He's just running around. He's not showing the map or anything, but I recognize where he's at going. Give me a second. Just watch this. All right. It looks like it's actually pretty easy for me to get to. It's right back where uh where Turtle Bro was. So, that is Where was Turtle Bro? It was like over here, I believe. We just run to the north and see if there's a uh Nope, there's not. So, we'll go to the east. Apparently, it was right behind the turtle and I just didn't get it before.
Boommy cave. We'll hit this. We'll hit that. We got to just travel around a little bit and then we'll pass travel back here. kind of sucks that when you leave you can't uh can't come back at all. I know a lot of games will do the like Oh, you went back farther in time. Aha. I think it was over here. There it is. Fucker's tucked back in here, huh? It's funny. Turtle's like, "I don't know where I can get seaweed." Like, brother, there was buttload of seaweed just behind you. Literally, just go backwards like 10 ft. Go forward. Like, there's seaweed everywhere. Oh no, I'm scared. Oh, I got to leave in 7 minutes. Is that enough time to finish the DLC?
What would I need? Perception. We'll get that at 30. Probably practicality will go up as well. Traitor, it was your command that doomed us to this fight. You are supposed to let us go. A traitor shielding another traitor. What difference does it make who gave the order? And what kind of king is he? Who knows not what his servants do? I can feel that traitor's stench upon you. and by the Almighty Lord of the seas. I despise your pity. I care nothing for what Merlin desired. If the will of the Lord of the seas had bound us, I would hate him, too. But I know this. Of all the great figures in Sardus history, he alone wished us well. Gladly I offer
your souls to the glory of the Lord and your flesh to the dwellers of this realm. No one is permitted to enter Lady Nim's chambers. I swore to God know this. [groaning] Oh, I was really hoping that would like hit him. [groaning] I don't know my stamina, bro. [groaning and screaming] I'm sorry, little one, but we got a face, too. Nope. No, you're dead. So, what'd you drop? Uh, critical hits restore 20 health and increase critical damage by 20. Not bad. Increase melee critical chance by 50 when below on stamina. Taking damage increases attack speed.
Um, acid ball of energy. I mean, all of these are kind of like they're they're just all like eh. It's okay. None of them really stand out as like amazing. The captain is dead. I can see what lies ahead. I feel like Lady Nemo has actually been dead a long time. We're just gonna Well, kind of has a uh Elden Ring America vibe. Uh let's let's wrap things up here because I don't want to have to like I don't want to rush this and I'm going to be late for that doctor's appointment if I don't head out. So, we will close out the DLC in the next part. That same episode, I'll probably just pause the recording and do a uh do a full respec.
We'll get started with the two-handed. And I will catch you all then.
