What's that? Your diaphragm is bouncing up and down. Your real laugh is trying to get out from deep inside. Man, it's stuck in there good. You know what this means? We're going to have to do the biggest slapstick stunt that we can currently afford. Okay, you're all stapled in for safety. I don't know, guys. I really don't want anyone else to get hurt. You want to laugh, don't you? I do. THEN GET READY TO LAUGH. IT'S GOING TO BE A REAL CUT UP. DUDE, THE CLOWN. All right. We're ready. I've calculated the perfect ratio of Margaret LAUGHTER TO BODILY HARM.
AW, thanks you guys. Okay, three, TWO, ONE, GO. THAT WAS TOO FAST. [screaming] I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE. IT'S WORTH KING. WHERE AM I? I WANTED IT TO STOP. WHERE AM I? [screaming] PRAY FOR THE WATER. OH, AN AMBULANCE. LOOK, SHE'S LAUGHING FOR REAL. WE DID IT. [screaming] MARGARET, YOU OKAY?
MY KID, STOP. Oh no. Did I laugh until I died? It's of an out of body experience, isn't it? But you get used to it. Look at the clown. I thought you kicked the bucket. Uh, technically I stepped in a bucket, fell over, caught on fire, and a whole bunch of other stuff. But who's keeping track? I'm sorry I laughed at you back then. I couldn't help myself. I still feel awful about it. I actually haven't laughed in decades.
Haven't laughed in decades? You poor thing. Well, that's terrible. Listen, come with me. I want to show you something. Oh no, not my birthday again. No, wait. Keep watching. I can't look. You weren't the only one laughing that day. Everyone was laughing. Ever since that day, I'VE BEEN A FOUR QUAD HIT. Let me tell you, it still kills with audiences years later. Number one memory tape rental since it dropped. Yeah. I had no idea your passing was not the worst thing that happened to you. So you're really not upset about what happened?
I'll admit it wasn't my favorite thing, but it was also the biggest laugh I ever got in my entire career. This clown is still kicking in the laughter life, you know? What is that? The laughter life? Like the afterlife, but with laughter instead? Oh. You get it? I think it's funny. Okay.