Eat Trash Features and What to Know

Eat Trash Features and What to Know

Why you got your fist up like that? Eat fanos a cake cuz he can't eat listen raccoons.

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Can I be I can be super cool. Why you got your fist up like that? Because I can fly. What are you doing? Patty cake. Baker's man. And my rhythm is awful. Eat fanos a cake cuz he can't eat is listen raccoons. I'm listening. I have ga I have gathered you here. I can't hear you behind your name your font that's blocking your face. That's true. The humans have taken over our lands. No. We must collect their treasures that they've been leaving everywhere. We must collect all the treasures.

We must destroy their like this. Destroy all the trash bags, brothers. [snorts] Inside of here is treasure. Yes. Look. Give me that treasure. So Oh my god, so much treasure. Oo, cotton candy. I got cotton candy for you. Got cotton candy. That's treasure. Save it. Cotton candy for you. Save it wisely. They use this. They use this to plug their What? Yes. You want some drugs? There's treasure over there. Yeah. Who the hell is selling drugs? You want some drugs, you guys?

[clears throat] What the hell's going to try this? What the What? What the hell? You want some? That's very rare, brother. That's very rare. That's our superpower. Yeah. We need to put it in our sports utility truck. Here we go. Listen up. We are here. We need to go up and we need to go there. All right. And then when we go up, we go this way again. And then we find the treasure. All right. Has anybody got any questions? Raise your hands. Oh, you're there. You're there in the white. You have a question.

Me? Yes. Mhm. Do you have rabies? You're not supposed to ask a raccoon if they have rabies. Oh, what the hell is wrong with you? Of course. safe place. You there in the brown. Can you bite him with rabies? Yes. Spread the wealth, guys. Brother, we have to take the wagon from here and we need to take it all the way to the end while keeping it safe. If we break the wagon, it's game over. All right. Also, everybody attach a leash to your bodies. Follow me, fellas. Follow me. Okay. Let me get off. Yeah. Good. There you go.

All right, Venos, direct me where I need to go. And then All right, you're going to want to go. Very good. You're going to want to go that direct. Yep. Keep whipping me. I lost the tire. We lost the tire. We tag. Get the tire. Okay, I'm going go stop it, brother. Can you let Spoon lead for like just a minute. Just a Yeah, there you go. What do you mean the hell's that noise? On dancer on Prancer on coming in and bliten. Come on now.

I'm going master. I'm going. Mush that way. This game is everything I've ever dreamed of. It's everything I've ever dreamed. I wonder what games are going to be like in 2026. Yes, it is. Faster, you slow ass raccoon. I'm trying. Don't call me. Why'd you make the brown raccoon do something? It just said our worth is $7. You want to see [screaming] Who the is Melvin? What the is that? Attack him. Attack that Where'd he go?

Is that someone you could join or how did they get in here? No, no, no. I heard myths of a ghost raccoon to live by. Oh no. Oh, so the items cost money. We got seven of Oh my god. I think we're the highest net worth uh raccoon individ. Yeah. I don't know what this is. Brother coons. Can you stop saying that so freely? We're raccoons. We also don't know humans. Oh, someone's calling. I don't want to answer it.

Yeah, I'll answer it. No. Hello. It sound like someone responded. No. Okay. All right. Sorry. I was going to do a bit. No. Okay. You don't have to play along. No. Are you in bed? No. Could you stop saying no? Why does it sound fake? It does. Okay. The soundboard. No. Okay. You go to sleep. I'm sorry. No. Okay. And then you called Nougal called Nouglon.

You picked me up immediately. It like rang. Yes. I'm sorry. Someone pick this up and use it. No, I guess it's fine. It's over. Oh, a house, brother. [snorts] There's a house. Oh, heard about I've heard about human house. Oh my god. What are you doing? What the hell? We crashed. Oh my god. It broke. What did you do? Broke. Oh my god. We crashed. There you go. I repaired it. I wasn't the one p punching. Let's kill them. Let's kill the humans.

Yeah. Yes. All right. You got a baseball bat. Give me some human food. them up. Give me some damn human. Come on. Hurry. These are going to get home soon. The hell is that? Oh my god. Boon. There's got to be a secret up there, right? Oh yeah, definitely. Yeah, it's how you get to the little man secret. Oh no, no, no. A landing. Did you do you see what I see? No, I fell. It's gold.

No way. There's a gold bar on the bar. Oh my god, we're rich. God, give me here. Okay, okay, okay. Hey, hey, hey. Four raccoons later. Excuse me. What's the price of gold at the moment? Ooh, that gold was worth like $20. Yeah, the guy from Pawn. The best I can do is 20 bucks. It's a ribbon, I think. I'm coming to look. My god. I did a jump. Like an award. Yeah, it's a ribbon. There we go. My god. And then the bottom. Let's go.

Let's go back. Wait, Spoon, see if you get on See if you can get on top of him. Yeah. Spoon. Just drop it. Pick it up. We did it. Hold on. Get back. Okay, now pick up the microwave. And got it. Oh, beautiful. This game is 10 out of 10. All right, comment section. Chill with the jokes. Okay. Okay. Deposit. You haven't checked the drawers in the kitchen. And there's a giant knife there. Oh, there is a damn giant knife. Holy Come on, go get it.

Oh my god. Got you. Beautiful. All right, let's get out of here. Okay, you want to come this way? This way. That's it. Back out. Back up. Hello. This way. That's it. This way. Keep going. Good. Okay. Wait. Oh god. This way. Did Ocean approve of this? M. This is good. It's a bear trap. No. What's this? Look, it's a crown, guys. It's a raccoon crown. [screaming] Make sure we are not losing any of our treasure.

Hurt. Oh my god. Are you hurt? Yeah. I got a broken bone. Guys, guys, beehive. Yeah. Look, honey. Will you quit? I don't want to die. I got one of those like action camera things. What is that? I could go vlog. Swear to God. I'm just looking at your vlog camera. kill you. Guitar. There you go, Venos. Oh my god. Play it. Can you guide? What? What the hell was that? Oh my gosh. The hell. The night action figure. I have to run across the house here.

Oh, thank you, Spoon. Thank you. I brought it. Don't worry. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you, G. Presenting tonight's entertainment. Play it. Play it like a record. There was a raccoon and his name was Spoon. He got hit by a car and he didn't die. He didn't go far. What? He walked with a limp and he tripped on his dick. He acted like a s and was best friends with a ch. What? this. Come and get me, Come and get me. Holy it hurts.

Don't bring over here. I lure them away. Got to be one with the bees. How do we take the honey? We got to throw something. Throw troll. Yeah. You're right. Throw on this lid. Throw the lid. Captain Cook. [screaming] Captain who? Captain. Captain America. I think he's got it. I promise. I got the honey. I got the Oh god, they're after me. They're at me. We got the Honey brothers.

What Disney character did you just yell out? Captain America. No, no, no. He throws a shield. I think it was the cousin of Dr. Doom. What did you call him? No. There's nothing racist about being raccoons. Okay. Top of his lungs. Yells, "Captain." There's nothing racist about being raccoons. Especially if you want to be like Batman or Superman or Captain America. What do you see? Brothers. Yes. Where brothers? Yes. Brother, look over there. Look down at the bridge. Where? It's the enemy. [screaming] Oh, it's enemy or brother.

Don't Don't bite me. We must stand together and we must stand and march together. Wait. Raccoon lives matter. Oh, what is it? Oh, wait. That's not a raccoon. That's the enemy. What the hell is that? Is that Chewbacca? Listen. We come in peace. Hey, he's scared. That's right. This is He saw a bunch of coons and got scared. Four of them. Raccoons. Yeah. Four raccoons. This is going to be very dangerous, by the way. Very damn Oh, that Are we going that way or this way? Are we going backwards?

No. We're just moving. That's a bad idea. Oh my god. I got it. We're safe. Oh my god. I might need to repair. We're good. Look, look, look, look. Never happened. Can I be I can be super Why you got your fist up like that? Because I can fly. What are you [screaming] doing? I died. Oh, he laid it in the damn briars. Dude, dude said the word, held up his fist like he hit him with one of these.

Hey, someone take the damn You hit him with one of these. Someone take this and go down there and get him here. You I'm dead. You killed [screaming] us. You killed us. Terrorizer, can I come down and rest? We only have one revive syringe. All right, terrorizer. Pick your favorites. Oh, considering I murdered you two, I should rewind. Ah, my ass. I see a Oh my god, there's a damn highway down there with moving human vehicles.

God, what? Yes. Look down there. Look behind the houses. You must die, Brian. Jesus. Look over there, brothers. [snorts] Oh, he survived. I deserved it. Sing, I'm getting him. Go save him. Oh, wait. Oh, yes. He's coming to save you, Vanos. If you're a real hero, you would jump off with your fists. No, no, no. I'm helping. Thank you. You're back, brother. I am. You're You're what? So, he's back. Oh, they said you're black brother. They said you're Oh, this is the end. This is the end of the demo, I think.

Oh, it is. What? Yeah, look at this. Says wish list on stream right there. Look at this Oh, we don't even get to play in traffic. Oh, brother. I wanted to play in traffic. Vending machine. We could buy things, brothers. Why? The demo's over. Okay, no, we're good then. It's just a promo. Okay, fine. I legit thought this was the end of it. I know. Me, too. Oh my gosh. You need that money drink. Yeah. Look, we get all our money. So, spoon our money. See what happened? I don't think you did.

We put the money in here, brothers. [snorts] Put the money in here. All the stuff over here. It just went up in the air, animated into the washing machine, and we got money. Still got more stuff. Hold on. So, we could we can buy from this then. Yes. Still got $11. Push it in there. By the way, the dumpsters. So when someone is down, you come here and you res everyone else down. Oh, I like it. Let's go play in traffic. Put your hands up. Damn it. Oh, yeah. Let's go. Let's go find out what human traffic is like. What is this?

Yeah. Human trafficking. Let's see. is it? A trophy. A damn trophy. Human trafficking. My favorite. Run this way. Th This way. If you want to experience the human trafficking. Let's do it. How do we get there? Oh, just wait. I just realized how I was saying it just now. Yeah, because wakes up at 4:00 a.m. later tonight. This way. If you want to experience the human trafficking. Yes. You're going to have to wiggle around. The human trafficking up above.

Brothers, sound of human travel. [screaming] What the Del hilarious. You okay, brother? I almost got crushed by rock. Yeah, almost got crushed. I found a stereo, but when I picked it up, the rocks fell on my head. Look at Smooth. This game is amazing. Oh, this is dangerous. All right. Raccoon power. Oh god, we have time. Um retrain. Okay. We got to time it. Okay. We got to go quick. Oh god. Push. Reco. Oh, we made it. We're good.

The new house. I see a ball. I got a ball. What the was that under the house? Uh guys. Guys, is there a dog? I heard a dog. Oh. Oh my god. I'll take the item. We need to get in there. We need to rob this dog. Listen, this Listen, that dog doesn't have thumbs. No, he doesn't. We do. Go on. Are you dead? Yeah, he's dead. I tried to throw a shield. We can bring you back. We can bring you I tried to throw a shield at the dog, but it didn't do anything.

Captain Raccoon. The dog is The dog's buried behind the shields. The dog is sandwiched behind two walls. We might be able to revive him. Grab a syringe. We need a syringe. Trapped him. Yes. The dog those two metal lids. How you like it now, huh? Oh All right. I got the adrenaline. Revive him, brother. We need him. All right, sir. We need to get out of here. Run. Let's go. Let's get out of here. There's like a little shack in the road.

Oh my god. I got brothers. I have found a party hat. What? He is the chosen one. Who killed the chosen one? The chosen [screaming] one. That's right. Anything. Anything goes. I will survive this jump cuz I have a party hat. I did. All right. Heart so it doesn't move. It went so far. What the hell? Okay. All right, Spoon. You got this. We're going to push. Perfect. Nice. Oh my god, we are damn geniuses. Smooth. Cool. Spoon's slowly just leaving my frame. It's too easy for us, our big brains.

Okay, slow down. Oh my god. Oh, it's the highway. It's the trafficking spoon. Full sand. Spoon. Get in. Get in the box. Oh my god. Oh no. Spikes. Oh no. There we go. Don't worry, brothers. All right. We're good. Nice. These are the humans that have I've heard about. Look at these guys trafficking. I'm being pushed into traffic. Stop. Go. Brothers. He made it. Go, go, go, go, go. Spoon. You forgot. Spoon. You forgot something. Come back. Okay, I'm coming back. [screaming] No. Get the [screaming] spoon. Oh my god.

You got to revive me. Come save me, brother. [screaming] Where are you? Oh my god. Find a syringe. I'm on the other side. Do not die. [screaming] Do not die. Where's the syringe? Oh my god. Um There's a syringe on the table over there. Wait. Trash bin. Big trash It revives us all. Or else you're just going to kill trash. Yeah. Try that. Yeah. Good job. We were just having lunch. We were having dinner. Who the is Melvin do over there? Look behind. Look, he's he thinks we don't know. Look. Look behind.

He has to be the deaf. Listen here, Melvin. Push him in traffic. Come here, You get one red one right here. Get out of here. Get out of here, Melvin, dude. Oh, Get him. He's alive. He's in game. Hey man, you're a public game. Melvin, what are you doing in this lobby? He said we're in a public game. Lobby. What' you say to me? I said public lobby. Public. It's a public lobby. Is it? Don't remind me. public. It's rude to join.

Lobby. Yes. Are you a dev? Life goes on and on. No, you son of a No, he did. it's just it says under development at the end of the road. We have been defeated by human vents [snorts] and male human trafficking. Yes. Yeah. We trafficked Melvin Vince. I feel like he was just hiding behind a tree. He was like creeped out too. It was a pleasure. Oh my god. I'm muted myself. Okay. No. [screaming] Oh god. Oh, it's over. It's actually over. Yeah. All right. Well, good job, fellas.

Yeah, this game's pretty cool. I genuinely had fun with the game. Yeah. Heat.

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