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You're about to enter a multiplayer courtroom with Call Me Kevin. People here are random. Things are pointless. The verdicts are questionable. This is "Guilty as Charged". Yeah, strange name for a game, right? I.I don't know. We're diving deep, because right away I had to defend a real madman. No, I was barely born. I can't even repeat what the child was accused of I was barely alive at that point. Your Honor, this is my first order of business. This looks a little serious. I'm not sure about that.
Yes, you got some money. You understand. You Uh, it was noticed that the newborn baby, Your Honor, I deny it This is a pretty good defense. Why hire an inexperienced lawyer for such a crime? And the answer is simple. My client was barely born. I have finished my speech. I thought everyone would clap and we could leave. The defense must cross-examine the witness. Yes. Why.why do you look so sad, huh? Is it because you are lying? My loved ones are dead because of him. Who is dead? I didn't hear.
My loved ones. Well, stop blaming everything on yourself. We are talking about something else now. This guy was barely born. When was he.when was he born? I deny it. Uh, thanks to our brilliant reporting from Bruce the Jerk, we actually have photographic evidence for the court. Yeah, I like it.I like it because I think Bruce the Fool clearly sees what's going on here. I think he sees this better than anyone. He is one of the smartest and most handsome people I know.
Uh, unfortunately, the journalist.the journalist can't write articles anymore. So I can only provide what he has already submitted to the journal. A. That's disappointing. I think it's time for the defense to call a witness or present evidence or something like that. Um, yes, I want to ask, uh, Oh yes, I'd like to provide my plane ticket. Wait, he said this guy is continuing? Uh, I have a discount card here. This is cool. What else do you have in your pocket? Does this person not know how the court works? The prosecution's job is to gather all the evidence in one place and present the case
on behalf of the state. Do you just carry them in your pocket like that? Uh, protection? Well, your honor, as you can see, my client had a one-way ticket to nowhere. He was n't actually going anywhere on the day of the explosion. This is a business card. This. This. Oh, he's falling asleep. Uh, this proves that he is a responsible businessman and always has been. And here's a blurry photo I took earlier in the shower. I do n't have any more evidence. Um, I didn't know he would say that. Well, now it's been announced. This is recorded in the minutes. Hey, kid, wake up. What.What.What is this? What happened?
It doesn't look good if you're sleeping, got it? You have to look at least a little interested. Wait, wait. What did I say at the very beginning? I am not guilty. What? Wait, did you do that? Uh, I.I did like one of those, but some random dude. Accusations? Oh my god. Tell them or keep your secret? Yeah, let's.let's point that out. Let's point this out Your Honor, I have something to say. I just spoke privately with a client and he actually admitted to committing one of them.
Wait, what.what? What do you mean? What do you What crime did he say he committed? Uh, just a minute. Small. Uh. What was that? For a guilty plea, I will drop the death penalty and offer life imprisonment. That's a good deal, kid. I say we have to agree. What he really meant at the beginning is what the Twitch jury says -not guilty. Oh, the little one is right. Uh, your honor, now the situation is somewhere in the middle. Hey, you.you disgraced this process. Oh, my God, little one. Why did you pull that out? You should have left the legal matter to me. Everything was going so well. Hey, little one.
I'm a little confused. I thought you confessed. No. I thought you said you did one thing but didn't do the other. No. I'll try.I'll try to fix everything. Your Honor, I.er.I'm incompetent and accidentally misunderstood the little guy. I confessed something. A translation error, a misunderstanding, whatever you call it. Either way, I'm losing my license. But the little guy said he didn't do it. Actually. I'm so sorry, dude. I think I changed sides a little, and the guy deserves better, but it's too late. You can't turn the stuffing back, so we have what we have.
I'm going to make my decision now, people. This little boy is guilty. And this is the story of how I defended an innocent child all the way to death row. I like the username. Username-your favorite character in the courtroom. Hey. But I was never really good at defense. The next game I was on offense, and they told me I was very offensive. So I had high hopes. But, just in case, since I could choose his name and accusation, I decided to act as boldly as possible. Oho. To me, the matter is quite clear. I didn't do that. I did Your Honor, I would like to object to the charges. He's getting too defensive for someone who says he's innocent. Oh my god, he
just left. We no longer have a defendant. Well, why would you run away if you were innocent, huh? Boom. The case is closed. However, some of my past actions caught up with me, and I found myself in the dock Hey, I just want to start by saying that I did this, okay? Good luck. I don't believe you. I did it. I'm telling you, I swear. I did it. And I would do it again. Just do your best We already know for sure that the defendant is guilty of everything he is accused of.
My client did not do this. You're a good liar, man. Maybe say I'm willing to swear on my little fingers or something. My client says if you send him to prison, he will kill you, just like he killed those five people. No, no, that's not what I. It was a misunderstanding. Dude, if you frame me, I'll kill you and five other people. Give me your word. I am ready. Yes, that's right. I advise you. Because otherwise you and your family are dead, okay? You are a corpse. Oh, wait, sorry. One second. And you are a corpse, understand? You will be dead. You better protect me, understand? I'm [__] warning you, man. I am
unpredictable and have nothing to lose. Okay, defense. AND? It seems like it's you. Give me a second, damn it. Remember, you and your five friends are corpses. If I get you out of this, will you join Discord? If we win, I'll join your Discord. If we lose, you and your family are dead. The accusation.I'm telling you all, if we lose, we all die. There are five of us here I mean, anything can happen He had never done this before. Yes. The word is still mine, the judge. Oho. Dude, that was awesome. Continue. The accusation is burning in the courtroom. You smoke in the courtroom too, sir.
This is not about me. Actually, the defense here says this man is insane, so I declare him not guilty. Is this the same option? Yes. Aha. I want to call a witness. Are we still continuing? I thought I was innocent. They said I was crazy. Does anyone want to call a witness? I want to call a witness. Oho. Whoever's turn it is now can call a witness. Why not? This can be fun. It seems the defense managed to call its witness.
Good. Do you have relatives in court? I have family in court Yes, that's quite enough. Oh, the phone. I will kill you and the others if you don't say I'm innocent. Don't tell the judge. I just received an anonymous message from a user saying he would kill me if I. I deny it. Stop, or it will get worse. No, I won't stop. It could have been anyone, kid. One second. It's not me. We don't know who is threatening to kill us. This is Mr. "User 2008". I killed them, not that other user. As you can see, the only person on my phone right now is the user.
No. that first guy No. It was at that moment that I received. He sent me that if we did not plead not guilty, he would kill us. Okay, defense. You have 5 minutes. So, what are we going to do? I'm closing the jury case. Oh my God. My horse, something is wrong with him. The defense does not make any closing statements. Wait, we have a closing statement. Yes, we have. Okay, this is. Our closing statement.
Well. this is. I. do you want to do anything? Do you want me to say that? You know what? I trust you. Good. Your honor, if you find me guilty, I will kill you and five other people. It's all about the hat. Threats are not, uh, the final word. And that's pretty illegal. A. I would like to say that the prosecution is making my daughter cry. So, that's not it. Don't cry, man. We will get through this. Good. My lawyer is in tears, judge. You see what he's going through, and I don't think the others took it seriously. I don't think he deserves it. So, can we just say I'm not guilty so I can go back to killing time?
Please. Stop it, dude. Everything will be fine. Come on, George. Come on. Breaking news. Username responsible for the murder. What? They took a good shot of me. Maybe I won't kill you later. I'll kill him later. This is my decision, and it depends entirely on Username joining Discord. You seem a bit obsessive, judge. Technology is complicated, man. I think I'll just take this chair. No, don't take the chair.
No, I'll take a chair. No, please don't take the chair. Maybe I'll take a chair. Your Honor, I would like to take a seat. Do you want to take a seat? Yes. Guilty. I was going to say it was his fault because he drank too much coffee. I mean, yeah, I can't argue with that
