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Today I'm in Minecraft to find out which Minecraft food causes cavities. While I'm here I need to collect four secret ingredients to unlock the power of my bathroom toothpaste. Let's log in to the over world. Let's gather some gear AND START COLLECTING. NOW THAT'S ONE CHOCOLATEY DOO-DOO DIRTY MESS. I can feel my teeth rotting. So let's go find a cow and milk it because milk has calcium and that'll help my teeth. Hey look, IT'S A COW. MR. COW, give me some milk. Woohoo! We got some milk. [snorts] OOH, A CHICKEN. I GOT AN IDEA. WE GOT OURSELVES A REAL MINECRAFT CHICKEN. Let's take it over to the village and make some lava chicken.
I wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and Here you go. You hear that? That's the sound of sizzling Oh no! Anyway, lava chicken tendies. These things looking spicy. Let's give them a try. Good thing I got milk in my inventory. How spicy could it be? [screaming] Good thing I still got milk in my inventory. Hey, it's a cow. Let's get sparking. Ooh, the cow's on fire. Ooh, steak. Let's give this cow a try. I think it's still mooing. Now that's some solid protein. Charged up to go search for our secret ingredients. Meat is stuck in my teeth. I need a floss pick. Ah, check this out.
Minecraft pickaxe OR IS IT A FLOSS PICK? Oh yeah, now I can get all that meat stuck out in between my teeth as I go on an adventure. Nice. I got that meat stuck out of my teeth. Now let's keep searching. What is that? A TNT block? Let's see what happens WHEN I SMASH IT. NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN? ANOTHER TNT BLOCK. I'VE always wondered what's inside these TNT blocks that make them so explosive. So let's open it up. First secret ingredient is watermelon mint. That makes sense. It's a flavor that's so deliciously explosive your taste buds will go crazy. And there's
some more secret toys in here. Let's open them up and see what we get. You must really like Back Lab. These little characters are awesome. THEY'RE HELPING ME SO MUCH. BACK LAB TOOTHPASTE. Let's head into the next BIOME INTO THE WOODS. WE NEED TO FIND another secret ingredient because sugar is constantly attacking my teeth. And the only way to defend them is to brush with a toothpaste that strengthens my teeth. Like Back Lab toothpaste. Woah, it's a slime cube. Lemon lime jello. Woah, we got a slime cube. It smells incredible.
Ah, slimy. I think that slime was poisonous. I'm back. No more stinky slime for me. Let's make some pumpkin and pine instead. To craft it you need one pumpkin, some flour, and one egg. Time to get crafting. MINI PUMPKIN PIE. I CRAFTED this in the Minecraft universe so I'm super excited to give IT A TRY. THAT WAS DELICIOUS. IT TASTED LIKE A healthy Pop-Tart. Look, it's a creeper. I think he wants some of my PUMPKIN PIE. GET OUT OF HERE. WE'RE HERE in the snowy slope. It's chilly up here. [screaming] Let's go check out this igloo.
Golden apple? 24 karat golden apple? Apples are actually really good for your teeth. They scrub away plaque while stimulating saliva production. THIS GOLDEN apple brought ME TO FULL STRENGTH. NOW THAT I'M ALL CHARGED UP, LET'S FIND ANOTHER SECRET INGREDIENT. LET'S GET DIGGING. I THINK WE'RE GETTING CLOSER. WHAT is this? It's glowing. Woah! It's a secret ingredient, nano hydroxyapatite mined straight from the ground.
Did you know nano hydroxyapatite is the same mineral your teeth are literally made out of? So, let's add it to our toothpaste to help strengthen our teeth. Two secret ingredients down, two more to go. Let's keep searching. It's a wall. Get out of here, you stinky Woah! That's one way to get underground. MY HEALTH BAR, THAT ACTUALLY kind of hurt. Let's make a Minecraft potion IRL. You need Sprite.
Woah! Sugar-free watermelon flavoring and a dash of blue raspberry. Woah! That's real good, but one other ingredient's missing. Golden dust flakes. Now, that looks like an incredible healing potion. Now, let's fill up our tiny potion bottle AND GIVE THIS HEALING POTION a try. [snorts] WOAH! MY HEALTH BAR'S CHARGED UP. MUCH BETTER. Chicken jockey. GET OVER HERE. WE CAUGHT ANOTHER CHICKEN JOCKEY. HEY, WHAT'S INSIDE HIS BRAIN? WOAH! IT'S CARAMEL CORN. OOH, ZOMBIE brain popcorn. TASTES LIKE SOUR APPLE. WOAH! WE FOUND SOME SPECIAL EDITION MINECRAFT PRINGLES. Suspicious stew flavored Pringles? Ooh, they smell like stinky feet. I DON'T WANT TO EAT THEM.
HERE GOES NOTHING. OOH! [screaming] TNT CHIPS. I got fooled. Woah! I spawned as a cavity creeper. I got an idea. Watermelon mint TO RESTORE ME. UH-OH. I'M FLASHING. WOAH! [screaming] I'M BACK TO NORMAL. THANKS FOR restoring me, watermelon mint. My prize savior. Back to the crafting table. Let's make something yummy. Eggs, butter, brown sugar, flour, and chocolate chips. Let's get crafting. Minecraft cookie. Freshly crafted. Super soft and crafted to perfection. I'm an expert craft cooker. Hi villager.
What do you got for us? You need to trade something? I got an idea. How about my sold out limited edition fat glob disclosing tablets? You can't find them anymore, but I'll give them to you for something super special. Okay, here you go. CHICKEN JOCKEY PUSH UP LOLLIPOP. Thank you. Let's see what else I can get from this villager. Here's another box of fat glob disclosing tablets. They're sold out, so unfortunately you can't get them, but what you can get is my upcoming toothpaste. Here you go, MR. VILLAGER. YOU GOT ANOTHER PUSH UP POP. WE GOT Steve and chicken jockey with a hidden lollipop inside. See what flavor it is.
Watermelon. Yeah, I like this thing. This lollipop is delicious, but too bad it causes cavities. I got an idea. Hey Mr. Villager, will you take back your lollipop? Hasn't been used? No, it's brand new. Here you go. What's this? Suspicious stew. Let's crack open this suspicious stew and give it a try. Nothing's suspicious about this. That's actually really good. Good job, Mr. Villager. Got anything else for us, Mr. Villager? Yeah, secret ingredient.
Do I have to delete my YouTube channel? Come on. Let's go see what he's got hiding inside of their house. Come on. Woohoo, we hit the jackpot. Look at what we found. Minecraft fruit snacks. We got the scary nether portal guy, Alex, creeper, bumblebee, and cow. These gummies are sticking to my teeth like crazy. LET'S CHECK OUT HIS INVENTORY. WOW, HE'S GOT GOLDEN BARS AND APPLES. LET'S GET TO THE CRAFTING TABLE. GOLDEN APPLE JUICE. Look at that swirl. WOW, I FEEL GOLDEN. DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE'S HIDING secret ingredients in here. Let's get out of here.
Woo! Is that a nether portal? LET'S GO ON INSIDE. [screaming] WOOHOO! WE'RE HERE IN the nether. I'm kind of scared. We better find an ingredient in here. Hey, I can't use this Minecraft pickaxe. I NEED SOMETHING STRONGER. HOW ABOUT A MINECRAFT SWORD? Let's go see what we got down here. Ooh, cool. Let's give those a try. Minecraft drink pops. We got Steve, Alex, and the creeper. These are the cutest little blockhead lollipop pops I've ever seen. What do they taste like? First up, Alex. Mhm, she tastes like mango. Next up, Steve. Ugh, he tastes like BO. When was the last time you showered? AND FINALLY, A cavity creeper.
MHM. OH, NO! WOOHOO! MAN, THOSE LOLLIPOPS were exploding with cavities. Hey, look, it's my friend Bumblebee. Hey, what are you carrying? Woohoo! Bumblebee poppy? Ooh, strawberry pixel lemonade. Ah. Ooh. That's got me charged up. READY TO BATTLE SOME MORE SCARY creatures here in the nether? Uh-oh, here comes a skeleton guy. Get away. I don't WANT NO CAVITIES. THAT POPPY REALLY CHARGED ME UP. OH, NO, HERE COMES A BUNCH OF HOGLINS. There's no way I can battle them with just a sword. I got an idea. TNT.
WOO. WOOHOO! WE GOT THEM. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY DROPPED A SECRET INGREDIENT. Aloe vera. Using the power of the aloe vera plant, we can add it to our toothpaste to help soothe your gums. I know you probably don't floss as much as you should, so we add aloe vera, it'll help soothe and calm your gums, especially if you don't floss. But, that's still not an excuse not to floss. Woohoo! What portal's opening? Quick, let's go. Woohoo! We made it to the end. Ooh, chorus fruit. I want TO GIVE IT A TRY. Got some. Those look incredible. Now, this is an actual juicy fruit.
I need to find a better weapon than this to battle the final dragon. Come on. Woah, diamond sword. Now we're ready for battle. Maybe the final Ender Dragon has my secret ingredient. It's time for battle. Let's get that FINAL SECRET INGREDIENT. WE DEFEATED the Ender Dragon. And look, he dropped our final secret ingredient. It's zinc citrate. Zinc citrate tackles bad breath causing bacteria at the source. Which is perfect. It's exactly what that Ender Dragon needed. Man, he needed to use some zinc citrate. His breath was super stinky. Perfect to add to our Fat Glob SECRET FORMULA. WITH ALL FOUR SECRET ingredients collected across this journey, it's time to combine them together and activate our Fat Glob SECRET FORMULA. I CAN'T
wait to get brushing. Finally, a toothpaste that gets me excited to brush my teeth. LET'S HEAD BACK TO THE BRUSHING LAB. SUGAR IS FOREVER TRYING to attack your teeth, which is why it's important to brush for 2 minutes every day, morning and night. Let's get brushing WITH MY FAVORITE TOOTHPASTE ON THE ENTIRE PLANET, Fat Glob secret formula. Let's see how Fat Glob compares to this Minecraft toothpaste. The Colgate tube looks pretty cool, but it's not as cool AS MY FAT GLOB watermelon mint tube. Ooh, it's blue. Why is it that weird nasty blue? Well, because it uses food dyes like blue one and yellow 10. This is Fat Glob formula. It should be white, nice and clean. Now let's compare my Fat Glob electric toothbrush
to the Colgate electric toothbrush. Soft bristles, but only one cleaning mode. And it's pretty weak. And it's got a super hard plastic exterior. Ouch. Fat Glob has vibrant red bristles that contour to your teeth, five different cleaning modes, and it's replaceable bristle head. But my favorite part is a soft gummy exterior to the bristle head, so it doesn't rattle against your teeth when you brush. Fat Glob. Ooh, delicious. This is Dental Digest. Let's keep brushing with Fat Glop. That was one epic brushing experience. Fat Glop for the win. Time for our next cavity adventure. Comment down below where you want me to adventure next to
find out if it causes cavities. And if my Fat Glop dental products are any match to those foods. You want to try my favorite toothpaste in the entire planet? You got to give Fat Glop a try. It's going to be on fatglop.com, on Amazon, and on TikTok Shop. Squeeze a Fat Glop if you want to make brushing fun. We'll see you in the next one. Ciao.
