Island Fish and Why It Matters

Island Fish and Why It Matters

In this video, the group attempts to learn how to fish but ends up on a deserted island where they encounter a mysterious long-legged creature that steals their beer. Chaos ensues as they try to deal with the situation.

We Learn How to Fish... | Transcript:

Luno, it seems he's dead. Are you sure? But I will kill you. This is why we don't let Luna drive the boat, guys. She doesn't even have rights. How did you not notice this island, girl? I didn't look. I thought I was just swimming straight. Well, who is this? Hello, captain. Uh, hello. Did you just crash here? Aha. Aha. Indifferently. I need help. This long-legged creature steals my beer while I sleep. I haven't slept for a whole week. Can you please get rid of her? No. I hope you catch him if you lure him into what?

Empty beer can. Now there is the lure of rage. I have spare ones, but they are full of insects. If you get me one, I'll empty it for you. Hey, if you can't afford it, catch some crabs and sell them to me. We should buy your tin can so we can use it for fishing, man. Okay, so you want these clams Oh, wait. Guys, we make money from this. You just get a dollar for the clams. What am I eating? Oh, I missed that. Is this delicious gold? Yes, eat. So crispy. I love fresh shellfish.

Everyone, today we are learning how to fish. I hope that by feeding him we will collect fish. How much does a fishing rod cost? And we should probably give the guys $3. It seems like there is something. $3 for a fishing rod. Oh, and we all share the money. Okay, let's catch something first. Girl, that looks like a toy fishing rod. I don't think she'll catch anything. Okay, wait. Wait, I really caught something. I have something. What do we have? What is this I said it was a small shrimp.

Oh, it's a battleship. Give it here. Oh, that's funny. Bunny. What? Gold. This is how they catch it. Look, is it alive? It Draco, you're complaining about me. Look at the moon. This is a shrimp. Luno, it seems he's dead. Are you sure? Um, you better hurry. This bird will take your catch. This seagull took my shrimp. I will kill you. Yeah, it's easier. Calm down, Luna. Good. Hey, captain. Do you want a shrimp? Eat. Oh, yes. Hmm, guys, it's kind of harsh out here at sea. There are many thieves here.

Dude, I'm really hungry. Can I eat that gold? Guys, I caught a cool fish. I have, I have a cool catch. Open your mouth, little one. Thank you. No, that's my shrimp. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, we can't feed. Draco, how did you catch him with your hand? Dude, I need to eat. Wait. Let me catch something. Please give Bunny something good so I can eat. Remember, you have to catch it.

Bunny, I caught a crab. Oh, cool. What a crab. Give me a shrimp. Give me a Let's make some money, team. Let's go, Draco. I don't think we can feed each other. This doesn't work. Oh, but that's good. A few clams in the sea. Do you think that sailor over there is, um, fooling us? Well the key to fishing is you have to. This is the wheel of fortune. If you catch a cool crab, you can spin it. Want to spin, buddy? You know what, Draco? I spin the wheel of fortune. Here, give us a little luck What is it? It seems like a rare thing. What is this for?

I think it's a skin. This is a rare skin. Give me something worthwhile. You just need to buy a knife for $45. Um, guys, we don't have enough money. We just got brass knuckles. Oh, hot dog. Everyone, I just bought something important. Oh. Everyone should buy a hot dog. I do n't think so. I think this line is too thin for catching fish. But let's see who took the bait You never know what's on the hot dog menu. Who wants a hot dog? Grab it. Oh, wait. A new creature. Cool. Shrimp. Let me take this shrimp. I also have a cool shrimp.

Cool. No, Draco. No. Oh, sorry. I was worried about my cool shrimp. Give me something cool. Hey, hey, hey, hey. My cool shrimp. You've already twisted. Wow. You guys have problems. How did you do it first? Now I want it, now I want to spin to get a rare item. Okay, come on. We need another rare item. Gold is just calmly fishing here. Gold is fishing while we're here fighting. Oh, guys, I got a tiger knife.

Come on. Give me this. Give me Oh my God. I think I need brass knuckles. Boom. I brought brass knuckles. Thank you, Draco. Maybe I'll go fishing and you'll beat them for me, bro? Yes, I will beat him. I got the crab. You didn't pay enough for this, man. It was expensive. He wants a beer. Ridiculously. We need to complete a quest. Okay, guys. We give him the beer he wants. Here, sir. Sorb. Here, hold it. An empty beer can. And what should I do about it, bro?

Use it as bait. Good. Um, you guys are spending all the money we get from our catch. Wait, where can I fish? Gold, did you catch anything good here? Yes, I caught it. I got enough Hmm. This doesn't look very good. Okay, Draco. Ridiculously. You have to use this radar. You have to use this radar to Draco. I'll just cast it and hope I catch something. Okay, come on. Who wants a can? Wait, this will help us. Oh no, the battle is terrible. Oh, guys, we need it, we need it. I've lost everything. We were all just killed by a giant crab.

No, guys. Not just a crab. Spider crabs. Guys, I think we're too weak. We need to keep fishing. We need real weapons. This was I didn't expect a spider crab to appear and attack us. Me too. Can we just get out of here? Give me this boat. I can't drive without the keys We literally can't escape the island without catching fish. Come on. Give me something good. Let's get this out. Oh, we have a regular crab. I will beat you. Forget it. One shrimp for you. Bunk. Oh, thank you. Another crab for you. Boon. And with that, we can buy a knife for $45. Va. Can I see your skin, dude? Look. It is green.

Oh. But that's, well, pretty cool. Let's eat this. And we'll try to catch some more hot dogs to see if our knife is worth anything. You know, we're just fishing in the hot seas of nowhere. What do we have here? Prawn, shrimp. Okay, that was not bad. Guys, I think everyone needs a dagger. Ordinary bait. All these creatures don't bring us enough money. We definitely need a dagger, bro. No cool crab. No. Ah, it's. We need to earn more money to eat. That's it. And, oh, a random creature.

They drove. Oh, yes. IN! Okay, pull it here. Pull here. And this is another cool crab. So we can go. Help. Beat, beat, beat. Oh, thank you. No, my cool crab. What's in the car? Please give me something really good so I can get that spider. Oh, another knife texture. We are ready to try to summon the crab again. Everyone, save yourself if you can. Okay, the can is dropping Oh, that's true. This is true. Get your knife. What's cool? We eat crab. Remember friendly fire. You are a corpse. Than. Good. Down.

Slower. Help. Dodge. My God. You. Please get up. Get out. Good. You stopped. Pick him up. Come on. Get a headache. He is stuck. Come on. Guys, did we get it? I think the trick is to wait. Come on. I'll wake you up. It was nothing. Raise your knife, friend. Raise your knife. I am ready. No. Draco. Draco, come to life. Come alive. Rather. No. My God. Just let me out of here.

You have to wake up. They took the rainbow one. They took away the rainbow and Rainbows appear around you, be safe. Our weapons are gone. What should we do? Just fight. Just bite. Pick me up, girl. Get out of here. My God. Gold. Move. Guys, we need clams to heal. We can eat a little. Oh, we need, we need clams. I don't know how to remove Rainbow. Someone, pick up the bird. She is just resting. Yo, she's with the birds. How are you feeling? Yes, Rainbow. I don't know. I am a bird now. Okay, I need to get treatment.

Fanny, you should hide and get some. And we need to get Luna before another seagull grabs her. Luna no Okay, Draco. Krakow. I'm walking this crab. Good. Good. Done. Our knife is a little weak. So we'll sharpen it up before we fight that stinking crab again. It took everyone. It was so funny. That annoying, annoying spider crab. Okay, give me a good creature. Well, we have another brown crab. I don't want this. I pick up the spider for the third time.

Grab it. He has a headache. Come on. Carefully. Oh, Lunar. Are you kidding me, guys? Thank you. Get up. You need to eat. You need to Oh my God. I'm just, dude. I need, I need food. Give me this. Guys, watch out for the seagulls. They will try to pull us in different directions. I know. I need my weapon. Lunar, please. Lunar. Just walk away. You need it, you need it.No, buddy. Go away. This stinky crab. Okay, we need to strike and retreat. You stinking long-legged crab, brother. It's hard because we're like beating him and then trying to

eat him. Mhm. Okay, let's go. They drove. Two hits. Step back. Just wait. Two hits. Is it easy to return? Yes. I don't see Draco. I am very scared. Fans are here. I'm going to leave the food. I'm going to leave the food here. Okay, Jack. Thank you, Draco. Come on. Do you want to fight? Do you want to fight, crab? Okay, Draco. Oh my God. I'll leave the food here to eat. It. Food helps. They drove. Come on. Do you want to fight, crab?

I got dizzy. Get out of here. I'll take some food too. Yes, get some food. We will let them fight. No. It's almost ready. The crabs are dizzy. I'll take it. Rather, until the seagulls are taken away Help me. I am at sea. I'm holding you. Rather. Thank you. Than. This is actually Gold. Run. Gold is going to run. It's chasing you. I am becoming real. I came across this. I am going to crown. Lunar. I got you, Lunar. It fell. We lost Lunar. We lost. Almost dead. P. Wake up, friend. We finally did it.

We finally did it Guys, take all its parts. Shall we eat this? Yes. No, I think we'll sell it. Give it to this guy. You want some king crab, bro? Shall we talk to him? I love the crabs here. Finally. Here are the keys to the boat. Don't forget to use the radar. We are looking for new islands. We are finished. Can we, can we eat this? Oh, it's more profitable to sell it. Good. Okay, you'll make it Okay, we now have radar. This will help us find islands. Guys, do we have anything else before we leave?

Um, uh.Oh, [__]. I.Oh. Help. I was getting pieces of meat out of the ocean. Give me this piece. No. Now I.Okay, now I'm here. Help me, because the seagulls will take us from the sea Jack, why did you do that, bro? What? There were pieces of meat. in the ocean. Yes, you are valuable. I'll go get a knife. I lost mine. Draco. Stop this. Rather. Put more effort into it Rather. Okay, we're heading to.I'm sure these are Lunar brass knuckles. Here, hold it. Lunar. I let it go lost them.

Now everyone pack your things. We leave this hole. Besides that. No bags. We do n't have any bags. All we have is. I know. Good. Ready? Yes. This is my first time driving a boat. To your health. Remember, don't go under the radar. I have it. I'll fish while you're in charge. Hold on, take the radar, Draco. I will drive. Okay. Good. OK. You guys are fishing. I'll just go straight. Keep to the right this way or 30 degrees?

Wait, can you even fish? I lost face. I do n't think we can Turn us another 30 degrees to the right. Here. No, no, it's on the left. Oh, exactly. Now continue straight. I can't see anything ahead. Yes, we're right.There should be an island ahead. Um, we lost the gold. There is no island there. Fisherman off the boat. Actually, turn us 30 degrees to the right again. Oh, I won't fish on this boat again. And forward.

Well, it's like you're stuck with us. Draco, what are we trying to find? Island. Uh, 30 degrees to the left. Is this like a giant island or what are we talking about? A big, big island. Big OK. Well, tell me when you see the big island, everyone. 30 degrees to the left. No, Lunar. I have radar. Do you mean on the left, please? I don't see where, where. No, don't listen to Luna. She doesn't have radar. But she points with her hand need to go left, buddy. Turn us 90 degrees to the left. We are passing by the island.

I like your jumpsuit. He is very youthful. Yes. Here. Class. Yes. She didn't think, she, Draco. There is nothing here. Lunar, stop me. Don't die, guys. Oh, Lunar. No fights on the boat. No fights. You didn't kill me. I just hit you three times. To be beaten to death. Are you kidding? Are you that strong, Lunar? I'm trying to control the radar. Stop yelling at me it, Lunar. You won't be able to play much anymore. I would steer us 10 degrees to the left. Where is Draco? Where is he? There you go. Can I just.

Wait. Yes, he's right there. Trees, guys. Guys, guys, the ocean is getting a little, um, sickening. Oh, friend. That's too much traffic. There is too much movement in the ocean. Okay, calm down. Oh, the forest. We have reached Canada. Well, everyone. I'm getting off this crazy boat. Hey. We are at home. Thank you, friend. Who are you? There is someone here. Oh, what are we looking at? Oh, I don't know. But I'm going fishing. Hey, take a fishing rod to catch fish better. Remember, you have to spin the fishing reel to catch something. Oh, and when you get the gun, I want to see some tricks.

Fishing weapons? Oh, that means we can get chicken from those dinosaurs. This means we can finally hunt those seagulls. Wait, boss's lair for beginners. No, another boss. We can't even How do you even deal with these crabs? Wait. I lost my knife. Oh, oh. Is there any new fish for us on this island? Well, these rods have a longer casting distance, huh? Another shrimp. I don't need this shrimp, but I have to sell it. Okay, one shrimp. Look, I caught a leech. Oh, someone is sitting over there. Greetings. Can you help me? With what? I want to surprise my father with a special dinner, but he won't let me carry a gun. There's a big, tasty fish swimming around here, but I can't

kill it without a weapon. Can you kill her for me? She really loves leeches. If you get them, I'll cook a meal for you I caught a leech. Oh, like new. Look at my catch. I caught a big fish. You are funny. The leech stuck to my finger. Ca n't you hear? You have to unhook the leech. Look at my catch. I caught the guard. I just found her a leech. Monthly. This. How much does it cost? Oh, and shrimp is $5, bro. How can this cost $5?

Yo, that doesn't make any sense at all. Oh, I need that fishing rod. This one is big. 3 dollars. Look at this. This is a real fishing rod. And we'll put a hot dog on it. Now, let's catch them. Guys, I don't understand why she wants us to fish with guns. Wo n't she be poisoned by lead? I don't think the ocean around this place is safe. For the sake of a new rod, I'll also take the Boss's Lair for beginners. Oh, back. Oh my God. Sunfish. Fish is the sun. This is the boss. Beat her. Already hit. I'm not ready for this. You don't have a weapon.

I hope this sunfish isn't aggressive. Don't let him go back into the water. Aggressive. Don't let him surround everyone, guys. We need more people. He is trying to escape. On the other hand. Well, because. Take this and this. Ovva. This is big. Ovva. I can't believe we're just losing fish. Gold. We need to sell the moonfish. I think it's worth a hundred. Come on.

Why do you keep her with your money? 36. Wait, do you want to hold on? Fair. Wow, Draco. What a beautiful moonfish. Good. How much do you think it costs? Um, about $36, bro. Wait, can he even eat this? Eat, sir. He doesn't like to eat moonfish. Draco, did you find any more leeches? No. I don't know how I found them last time. They were just on the floor. Well, because. Give me something. Ordinary crab. Oh.

Boy, look at this. Oh, good job. How much does it cost? Hold on. 25 dollars. Should I sell it or not? Sell it. Luna's car. You.and you gave it to the machine. I'm taking the gun. Now I can fish with a gun. Yes, friend. Shoot this fish. Ridiculously. Why did you shoot me? Ridiculously. I tried, Jack. Why did you shoot? A. Who caught the goldfish? It's not me. I think a gun is a waste of ammunition. A goldfish costs $25. A.

Can I leave it? How do we get leeches? No. Oh, wait. Is this another leech? I haven't caught a single leech yet. If you find me a tasty creature, I'll give you the coordinates of the island I found But first, dinner, please. We can't. We don't know where the leeches are. Greetings. We have your other leeches. Yum-yum-yum. Here, hold it. Make sure you have a weapon so you don't have to fight him barehanded. Take the leech bait. I'm scared. What the hell is this Little piranhas. This is evil. There are so many piranhas here. They seem to be splitting apart. You grabbed Jack by the leg.

Eat them. Eat, fight. Don't sell. Why? I am hungry. Oh, there's so much in this boat What should we do? What should we Piranha in a boat. Piranha in a canoe. Ridiculously. Why are you shooting piranhas in a boat? I don't know. I can't even I'm going to catch a piranha now. Why are you here? I told you to eat them, I think piranhas are scarier than sharks. Get out of here. Okay, we're picking them up. We eat them. We eat their siblings.

Okay, it's a fish. Eat the fish world in the ocean. I died. Eat fish. Okay, these piranhas. Okay, we did it. Here. I don't know. Things are bad, guys. Because that piranha is pretty evil. Draco will catch piranhas again. And Rainbow, you're in charge of the dynamite. Good. Dynamite. We will take revenge. Do you see this? Well, you will meet your maker. Piranha. Want to grab one? You tried to bite our ankles. Where is she? Where is the truck?

Piranha right above you. Here. Go away. Step aside, guys. Go away. We have dynamite. I am the first. You know what? There is no more dynamite. I don't need to just throw it away. Drop it, Rainbow. She's right there. Drop it, Rainbow. I don't know where she is. This is a big fish. Here. She is chasing gold. She is hunting me. Gold. Run. I'll buy some more dynamite. Buy dynamite and do it. Come on. Yes. I will find you, Use your dynamite. Use your dynamite here. We can use dynamite.

Oh my God. We need food, guys. We need someone to fish. Or eat piranhas. Give me this. Or buy. Buy a beer. No, dude. We don't need you, friend. Please, please, leave Fanny alone. I'm just trying to eat your children. Pisces. Good. Finished? I see your gold. She, she's stalking me, guys. Guys, I think we need more dynamite. Dude, who's even going to give this up?

Dynamite doesn't help much. No, he actually knocked down 200 health points. All. I will do it. Save yourself. Back. Where did it go? Oh my God. Where? Now it is here, in the forest Okay, I'll try again. Come on, Fanny. Okay, we'll manage. We light it. We want Hey, step back, guys. Guys, let's go. Where are you going? Three, two, one. We are going down. Ugh. It was scary. Step aside. Go ahead. Where is Draco? Go ahead. I am truly dying. I'll take Draco. Take it away, Draco. Here is the Crown.

It's coming back. Yes. I don't think dynamite works. Come on. We can actually handle it. We will cope. I just need to No, I don't have time to recover. It's me. Honestly, it will probably go away, but it will become too weak. It attacks Draco. Draco is attacked by piranhas. My boat. Draco was eaten. Draco, we're here. Draco. How are you, bro? Thank you. Piranhas are too aggressive. The weapon is too weak, man. I should fight this.

Um, stinky piranha. You make me so strong. Ai. Piranha Okay, I'll help, Luna. I will help. I'll help, honey. I will help. Oh my God, this piranha is so strong. I dropped the weapon. Eat. Why are they so strong? God. Make it dead. We won't have time. I do n't think so. We are running away. I think we have a shotgun, folks. Shotgun. Lots of dynamite. Rainbow, you're being eaten alive. I'm trying to eat. I woke up. But I just want to take a nap We have suffered too many failures. Now we are launching the " boom-kaboom" plan. This is our

bomb boat. We put about 10 sticks of dynamites in our boat. Draco will catch it, and I will shoot. We'll throw this in the boat and blow it up. That's right. Okay, let's do this. This will definitely work. I need to run. Don't shoot until the piranha is in the boat. They missed. You made us lose all our money. We saved it. Wait. Pull up. I'm pulling up. Oh my God. Get into the boat. We need someone in the boat. We need this in the boat. Everyone is working. How could we die? Draco, I just didn't get the execution working. Draco, someone blow up the dynamite. It did n't work. Give it to me. Give me that stinking

dynamite. Throw it. No. What could have gone wrong? You blew up my gun, so I don't think dynamite sucks. We can't beat a piranha. It's not like in the movies. Guys, I guess I'll go home and sit on the bed. No, just regular fishermen. Gold. We said we were going fishing. Not funny. I guess I'll go crash my boat into some other island. I'll come home and say I had a great fishing trip. Okay, we had dynamite. It was spectacular. I caught the biggest shark and am going home now.

No, guys. Guys, we still need to pick up something. No, Draco. No, friend. Draco, what? We have to go. No, guys, don't go. Guys, guys, if we get 30,000 likes, we'll make them play again. They will have to come fishing with me on the island. 30,000. If we get 30,000 likes, guys, they'll play with me again. No. I said I'm not playing fishing with you anymore, it's funny. I do n't want to go fishing. Gold. Go. Look. They are all leaving. And you will spend the weekend.

No. Don't leave here, guys. Don't give up fishing games. No need. I want. But this, this-a different level.

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