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Today, I will be cheating at every single arcade game out there with the goal of getting the high score on every single machine, using methods like bringing my own devices to manipulate the basketball and ski ball game, using a sledgehammer on the punching bag game, and even bringing my own water pressure hose to use on the kids water gun game. So, yes, I will be breaking every rule, testing every limit, and most importantly, gathering every single ticket I can with the goal of purchasing the most expensive item in the arcade. Will I succeed? I don't know. But that's the fun. So, let's see what happens.
Okay, so I want to identify what the highest ticket prize is here in the arcade. I'm guessing it's going to be some sort of electronic. So, I'm looking for like a game. Maybe like a game console. Oh, this is has to be it. The Xbox Series S. 120,000 tickets. It looks like nothing else comes close to that. Okay, so our goal for the day is simple. Get 120,000 tickets. I don't know what that equates to, but it's probably $120,000 just given the ticket equivalence. Okay, we have our goal. So, let's go ahead and play. Okay, guys. The very first game we're going to cheat at
is arcade basketball. So, this is the arcade basketball game right here. I'm going to first play it without cheating and then I'm going to show you the mechanism I'm going to use to cheat cuz it's going to be insane and we're definitely going to break some records. Just to establish a baseline. This is the score if a normal person plays. All right, let's do it. I'm kind of nice at this. I might not even need to cheat. 25 points in 45 seconds. That actually puts me ranked eighth on the day and it's the end of the day. So, actually not too bad. But now, watch to see what happens when I pull out this thing cuz I
have right here this pulley device with a ball attached to it. And I'm basically going to go back and forth over the sensor so I can get the maximum amount of points. Look at this thing. So, if you go to an arcade, make sure to bring your own fishing rod cuz you can probably break the high score and get the jackpot's worth of tickets. So, you can get the most expensive prize like we're about to get at the arcade. Right. So, first make sure nobody's around and then let's extend this out and let the games begin. High score 25 for me. I think it's like 35 or something here. Let's beat that. I'm coming for the Xbox.
Oh my gosh, we're getting so many. I already broke the score that I got last time. Look at this. Look at all these three-pointers. Oh no. Get back in there. Come on, Will Chamberlain. Let's get to 100. We want the high score. 100 points. Can you do it in a single game? They said it can't be done. We did it. All right, let's go for 150. Oh, I think 150 is doable, guys. Yes, 150. We did it. Oh my gosh.
192. Guys, smile. Enter your nickname. I will. If you guys see this arcade, I'm going to mark my territory. And now look at the high score. Oh my gosh, we got 12.5,000 tickets for achieving that high score. Tickets owed. Look at that. We're already basically 10% there and we only played one single machine one single game. So far, I think we're going to be getting this thing. So, I do think things are looking pretty for us, but let's move on to the next game and cheat. I found a score on the goalie game. It's a soccer based game, and I figured while we have this giant stick, let's see if we can manipulate this game
and win the high score. So, right now, the high score on this machine looks to be racked with 20 goals. Pretty impressive rack. But you do not have this device. I wonder if it's going to let me or some anti-che kicks in. But let's go ahead and play and try to beat 20 goals. All right, here we go. There's no way this lets me right there. Oh, it works. I'm like Ronaldo in his prime, bro. Rack is getting destroyed. I feel so bad. Oh, I'm going to hit him with the buzzer beater. 3 2 1 Oh, new high score. Well, guys, if you have a 20ft pole, you too can get the high score on this soccer game. I'm sorry,
Rack. I crushed your score. 23. I have to enter my initials so you know that I was here. S was here. All right. I'm not sure how many tickets it gave me, but you guys are going to see that right here. This is the ticket count. We need 120,000. Great start. Okay, guys. This next game I found was the water gun game. It's the carnival game that you'll find in arcades. And you'll see that this Nerf stream is actually pretty strong and would typically guarantee a win so we get the high score. But I don't trust it. So I brought my own water gun. But the cheating here is that mine isn't really a water gun. It's a pressure washer. So this thing is like 200 PSI water pressure thing to clean off patios
and stuff. And I am bringing it here so it has a jet stream. So I could easily beat the person next to me. All right. So I don't want anybody to see me. So I'm going to sit down and act like I'm using this Nerf blaster right here. But little do they know. Let's see how strong this thing actually is. I have not shot it yet. Oh my gosh. This thing is going to break the thing in the back. Look at the difference here. Look how weak that one is compared to this. That has to be a high score. How many tickets do we get from that? 100 tickets for that performance right there. And you know what? I'm also going to clean it off a little bit while I have this.
But now you know if you bring a pressure washer to the Nerf blaster game at a carnival, you will definitely get the high score. All right, we're racking these tickets up, but let's keep it going. I found the grand prize claw machine. And since we're going for the grand prize, I figured I'd stop here and win a little grand prize before the big grand prize. And I have a way that I'm going to cheat at this. But let me show you how it works first. Claw machines, as you guys know, put in your credits, use this little thing to move this giant claw around, and then let's say you want this nice looking fruit Tootsie Roll.
Come here, Tootss. Typically, that's how it goes because these things are rigged. And so, I'll be bringing justice to all arcade goers by using this device right here. So, I have a little snake that I'm going to put up this claw machine area where it deposits the toy and then it has a reverse claw right here that's going to grab the toy and then we're going to bring it back. Yeah. There we go. We're in. Who wants to get taken? It's like Red Lobster. Give me your hand. Come with me. Come with me, Tootsie. Let's go. Oh, we almost got Tootsie. Oh, come with me. Let's go.
All right. I'm over those Tootsie Rolls. I actually want one of these sunflowers now. This is insane. Wait, how many toys can I get using this thing? Okay, I'm trying this one again because I'm determined to get Miss Tootsie or any of her friends, honestly. Including you. Come here, baby. Come here. He's so stubborn. Oh, get him. Bring him home. Bring him Come on. Bring him home. He's been a bad boy. He wants to come. He wants to come so badly. Oh, but he's right there. Matter of time. Get him. T. Bring him home.
You're coming with me. Bring him home. Let's go home. Jackpot. Finally. Let's go. All right. So, if you bring a flexible snake, like something that a plumber would use in your sinks, you can actually reverse engineer the claw machine so you can get your own free toys. I don't recommend doing this. It's probably illegal. All right. So, this didn't add to our ticket count, but it did add to our prize count, and that makes me happy. Next up, we have the milk jug toss, which is just an aerial version of ski ball. And the goal is to get that jackpot in the back, which is 1,000. So, I'm first going to play without my cheating device, and then I'll show you what we're going to do
afterwards. So, obviously, the high score here is 5,000 because you get five balls and 1,000 is in the very back. And not many people can get 5,000 cuz it requires a level of precision that not everybody can do. But this is what it looks like if an average person plays. All right, here we go. Nope. See what I'm saying? It's rigged. Nope. Not bad. And I have one ball left. Nope. Okay. So, I got a 1,200, which is about 3,800 points off from the high score. So, let's change that. Bring in the 72 ft PVC pipe, which I'm going to use as a little funnel. I'm going to put the ball in and we're going to roll it into the
high score. So, every single time I get 1,000. Just like so. Let's play ball. I hope this works. Oh, fits perfectly. Let's go. The sirens are going off. 5,000. That is the highest score. So, we get to collect the bonus on this machine. Let's see if you got a big payout here. Okay. Well, all that work for 75 tickets. We got 12,000 on the basketball game. We have to correct the record here. As we are wrapping up recording, it looks like 500 tickets is what was given to us. So, 500 tickets actually not too bad. So, you guys have probably seen these coin machines before at arcades and they're
basically impossible to win because the coins are actually on like some sort of angle that makes it nearly impossible to get a bunch off. So, let me show you what a normal playthrough looks like. And then we're going to cheat at this thing. And as you can see, the coins are not falling. And when they do fall, it's probably like one or two. Oh, here we go. Oh, and I'm already out. Oh. All right. So, we end up getting a couple there, but that's not as good as we can do. And so, I brought a jack here that's basically going to lift up the machine. Then, we could dump all the quarters towards us. Okay. Here we go.
Let's keep tilting it until we get some coins. I don't want this thing to tip over. All I want is a couple coins. Oh, we got some. Okay, now that this thing is tremendously tilted, let's see how many quarters I could get. I'm racking it up here. Look how tilted this machine is right now. I don't want to break it, but we've been getting a ton of coins with this new method. And they're just some simple jacks, some hand jacks that you could get. I definitely don't recommend trying this because it's definitely illegal, but it does net you a lot of coins. A lot of arcades now have this sync it game, which is basically beer pong where you try to throw the ping pong ball into the
cup. And you usually get 30 balls to make it, but I brought reinforcements. I brought an additional 40 balls. We basically have 2.3x of what they give you. I'm just going to dump them in all at once and I'm going to see if we can just get every single cup. Okay, I have all my balls placed in here. So, I'm just going to throw all these balls at once and see what happens. And then last, I'll be honest for this one. Always have a backup final ball. If I make this, you have to subscribe. How many tickets is that? 40. Well, that was not worth it. But you know what happened? We had so many balls it jammed the detector. So, we didn't realize that we were throwing more than
30 balls. Okay, so that didn't add too much to our total. But overall, still a good way to cheat at this game as long as nobody's around. Okay, we made it to everybody's favorite machine, the punching bag machine here. If you got the high score, which I think is a,000, that's like never been done before. I mean, this machine looks like it has 933 as the high. So, I'm going to try to beat that with just my normal fist and then I'll show you how we're going to cheat at this game. All right, so let me first show you how I normally am without anything just so we can establish a baseline. I think I previously got around 750 at a fair one. Feeling a little weaker today. It's end of the
day. Let me just do a normal punch just so you can see what the average is. All right, so about 633. One attempt right there. Not bad. Let's bring out the cheats now. Hulk fist. Look at these things. These things are absolutely crazy. They're meant for punching, too. They're like brass knuckles effectively. So, let's see if we can beat 633 with these on. We better get thousands of tickets from this. Oh, that felt good. Let's go into the 700s with the Hulkfist. I brought a one lb weight that I'm going to hide in the glove. So, upon impact, there's an extra layer of muscle that's going to hit this bag. And let's try to beat 706. Okay, here we go.
Oh my gosh. 776. It's blinking cuz I feel like that's a high score. Oh no. Okay, so I'm somewhere in like night territory. But that is insane. But what if I told you I have something even crazier? That's probably going to break this record by far. I brought a sledgehammer. So I'm going to try to hit this thing as hard as I can with this sledgehammer. And hopefully we could break 776 and get some tickets. Definitely do not try this at home. This is very dangerous. Only use your fists. It even says here, "This machine can cause physical harm." Now imagine you add in a sledgehammer. The arcade asked us to be safe. They are giving us one attempt with this, but we only have one shot. So, I'm going to try
to get past the 933 high score that you see right there. But I only have one attempt, so hopefully I at least get higher than like 500. Okay, 3 2 1. I got too scared. I was going to break this machine. Look at this path. In order to hit it, guys, I'd have to basically go All right, I see why they only said one attempt. Don't do this last attempt here. I'll take it. We beat our high score previously. Just as I said we're going to wrap it up, I found a soccer version of it where you could hit the bottom. So, let me do a little bit of a golf swing here and see what we got.
Oh, wait. What? One. Are you kidding me? I got one. The next arcade game we're going to play is called Down the Clown. You've probably seen this game before. The goal is to use these red balls to knock down the clowns right there. And then you get points for it. That was pretty cool. And so I'm going to play first just to establish a baseline. Then I'm going to show you this cheating device we have. And we're going to rack up a lot of tickets. It looks like the highest possible score you could get is 250 or so. We're going to crush that. But first, let's try to play normally just so we know what we're dealing with.
No. Oh, no. Panic. No. Oh, that's going to leave a mark. Slow it down, Hercules. We're waiting. Come on, give it another go. I got 80. All right, that was pathetic. I got 10 tickets. I am using this extended stick. And so, look at this. Now, I am getting so many points. Did I beat the game? There's no time left and every single one is down. Wait, 30. I think I broke the machine. I got so many points that the machine broke.
It registered 30 even though I got I don't even know how much I got. I probably got 250 minimum. All right. Well, I think I broke this machine, but I almost certainly deserve to have the maximum tickets. It's giving me zero tickets right now, so I don't know what happened, but that was pretty crazy. It's actually a very good device to bring if you could sneak it in. Makes it hard to turn, though. All right, let's see another game. This next arcade game that we're going to try to beat is Ticket Roulette. So, I'm sure you've seen these things before, Wheel of Fortune style. You just sort of spin this thing and then it gives you an
arbitrary amount of tickets. There is a jackpot on this thing. So, I'm going to literally spin this or I'm going to have somebody spin this machine until we get the jackpot. And this thing has a lot of tickets, like thousands. So, we definitely need this. Things are going to add up. Just for good measure, though, let me go ahead and do this once. Monster jackpot. That's what we want. Not a bad start. All right, so I'm going to plant somebody here and let's see how many tickets we ultimately get. The next arcade game I'm about to cheat at is a classic air hockey. So, typically you play like this. Let's say you're not any
good. Well, forget this and instead we have this air blower right here. We're going to use this as my paddle. And look how strong this thing is. Not in my house. So, this could be impenetrable defense if you're playing air hockey and want to get all the points. I don't know how many points I could get playing air hockey, but let's find out. All right. My hit first. Nothing can get past. It just stops it dead. Okay, guys. I ended up winning two to nothing. So, I don't know how many tickets I get because it's just on one card, but we're going to put the tickets right here.
Using an air blower on air hockey is in fact a good defense mechanism. It blow my hat away. Let's play another game. This arcade game is called Hyper Pitch. And the way that you win is by getting the bullseye in the back. That's that times 32. But instead of throwing the ball, even though I just got it, to try to get it multiple times, I'm going to use this contraption right here. So, I'm able to pick the actual ball up and then just place it against the bullseye. What can go wrong? Okay, here's my arm. Bring the heat. Absolutely buries that slot that one power. 1,000 mph. Final hit takes the pace off of that one and catches the bullseye.
I threw that ball 4,000 mph. I just set the high score at 6220. So that is now the score to beat. And even this other machine wasn't even close to it at 4,000. So in my first attempt, I was able to absolutely decimate that record just by using this machine. I can't believe it registered that throw at like 4,000 mph. How many tickets am I going to get? All right, we're going to add 651 tickets to this total. Here we have whack-a-ind. So, this is the thing that you see at all carnivals in which you swing it as hard as you can with the goal of getting the bonus 500 tickets at the top. So, I have my sledgehammer right here with the Hulk fist on it. So, then I don't break the machine. And let's see what I get.
So, what was that? Way too hard. I think I broke the machine. Oh, it's a game of skill, not strength. Sorry about that. All right, let me try once more with that in mind. I thought I had to cheat at this game. You don't even have to. You just have to get it like the perfect amount. So, let's do this the right way cuz we still do need some tickets. Just a little too soft. So close. Let's try this. Ah, short. Okay, so this game you are unable to cheat at. The only way you could do it is if you have like a fixed position and you understand the exact power every single time. So, I'm going to take my five tickets cuz we have a
lot more tickets we need. So, I have to figure out a way we're going to get these. I'm going to be honest, guys. The monster wheel is a complete scam cuz I had somebody play there for 1 and 1/2 hours and not once did he hit the monster jackpot. But on the bright side, it did have a lot of tickets. So, it was quite common to hit the 250 ticket jackpot. So, it did rack up quite quickly. Okay, we're running out of time and we don't have the full amount of tickets yet. So, we have to play a couple more games. I've actually had people playing games on different cards and we're combining all the tickets and if my math is correct right now we're at about 119,000 which means that we are a,000 tickets
away from getting 120,000 which will buy us the Xbox. Let's go ahead and play one more game just for good measure and then we're going to see if we have enough tickets. This is going to be the first game that I play honestly and I think as long as we get like 200 tickets or so then if my math is correct we are going to have enough tickets. Oh, this is fun. Feels like a Mario Party mini game. I don't even know how you would cheat at this. Oh, it's getting hard. Okay, I got 100 tickets, though. Actually, great value there, so I think we probably have enough now. Let's go check. Okay, I'm not going to check our balance, but we've been here for hours and I just went ahead and combined all
the balances onto one card. I told the attendant not to tell me how many tickets are on this single card. So, we're going to find out right now if we're able to buy the Xbox. Please, we've been in here for hours. We've tried everything. I had people doing everything at all times. We should be there. All right, here we go. I guess I just bring this over. Okay, so we want to see if we have enough tickets now from being here for hours to get the Xbox Series S. You have 112,000. You want to get one of those? I'll take this, please. Thank you. You know what? I just want to fact check just to make sure I don't have 120,000. I am so positive I did.
All right, I guess I could stay a little bit longer, but I am exhausted. We've played every game. We've used all of our cheats. But shout out to the game room powered by Hasbro here at the American Dream Mall for hosting us and allowing all these shenanigans to happen. Definitely don't try any of these things. We had certain accesses that you probably don't have. I don't want you guys to get arrested, but nonetheless, super fun. Got a ton of tickets, so really can't be mad with that. We tried our best and cheated. All right, guys. That was a lot of fun. I hope you enjoyed. But with that being said, thank you so much for watching. If you want to see more content, be sure to click here.
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