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Are you thinking about playing music during the colonoscopy? Should Have you had one before? No, I'M TOO YOUNG. OKAY. OH, YEAH. OKAY. Time comes for us all, man. All right? Is that a thing to play music during the colonoscopy? I don't know. I hear that is What's that? You're knocked out, right? And people say like it's a good sleep though, is what I hear. Yeah. Raise your hand if you've had a colonoscopy in this room. Look at this.
Give yourselves a round of applause. Yeah. So, I'm going to go au naturel except for all of the drugs they pump into me. Get that good sleep. Lose a couple pounds. Live my life. Yes. Any other questions? Colonoscopy specific. Yes. You know they have colonoscopy cocktails now, right? What is that What does that mean? All the stuff you have to take before as a cocktail. As a cocktail? yourself a mocktail with the drugs in it. Oh my god. And then you just like pretend like you're getting drunk, but it's just 64 oz of laxative? This is I tried it I 3 months ago I was supposed to have a colonoscopy and this is there's I know some of you I'm you're with me here. Some of you are
like, "Get me the out of this taper." But I had a I had an allergic reaction halfway through. And so I'm drinking all of the stuff and I start itching all over and it was a mess. So, I'm having to go like the old school 1990s cocktail. What's that? Go lightly? Is that a brand? Go lightly. Is Go Is that what you Did you do GO LIGHTLY? OH. IT WAS GOOD. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. ALL Any other questions? Yes. What would your moment of zen be during the colonoscopy? That's a great question. What would the moment of zen be during the I mean I think it would just be an image of like
a cheeseburger, right? I have to imagine the meal after the colonoscopy is like a beautiful meal. So, yeah. That is the question. And you have to get picked up by a loved one there, too, which is a which is another whole thing of like, now my wife is having to organize picking me up from the hospital because of a colonoscopy cuz somebody has a camera in my ass and then I'm going to want to go eat. But, can you eat afterwards? Is that a thing for people who had it? Or do you go home? Are you like Go lightly. This is good. Yes. The best piece of advice I ever got. Yeah. Eat lightly for 3 days before 3 days? Eat lightly. Don't go like double cheeseburger. Go lightly 3 days before.
It'll make the whole cleansing out process so much easier. Just over It's Are we talking quantity? Go lightly on the quantity 3 days before? And try to eat like a little healthier, but don't don't do like salads or anything. No. Why no salads? I just say that. They say no salads. Why no salads? Roughage is bad and no seeds. Seeds are no good, either? Seeds are no good. You know, you can eat like toast, bread. I don't know. Eggs. I do eggs and avocado. Okay, that's Okay, this is good.
Yes, what do you got for me? That's going to be our moment of zen. You're going to see it. We're not going to give any context, but you guys will be here and you'll know. You'll be like, oh, he's clean, apparently. Yes.
