Kirby and the Crystal Shards How to Combine Powers for Epic Combos

It's 74 degrees today, which means it's time to play Kirby and the Crystal Shards. This is the first and only game where the actor Billy Crystal played the role of Kirby and he had such a horrible experience that he never returned to the franchise. Do I know how to use Kirby's copy ability? Come on, man. You asking me that? Really, man? I'm offended. You really come to me and ask me that? Yep. That's Kirby's best friend, Rachel. She was never seen again. Color in your little coloring book with a crayon, Kirby. This game is ready to damn. How the heck to use Kirby's copy ability? What's cool about this Kirby is that you can actually combine his powers to create new combinations. See, it's like

basically you're like a little Kirby and basically you can do whatever you want. And basically, you're like a little bicycle. Once you have the juice inside of Kirby, you can yank it out of his mouth and throw it at a little man. And then um unless this little stupid idiot ruins everything and ruins my whole video. I'm going to eat this guy now because I don't value his life and rip my face off and throw it at the wall. Okay, they were starting to lose me, but they brought me back already. What is wrong with this one? Why is he doing that?

They can't do that, Kirby. That's not right. It really is rated. Why does it work like that? that some things will never be okay and that will never be okay that he does that. Kirby, do a crown. I'm going to combine sword with sword for super sword. And now I just delete the entire level with a giant Kirby face that's bigger than Kirby himself. Billy Crystal was foolish for getting mad at this. Now, this is one of the legendary crystal shards of uh which the title alludes to. I'm going to probably miss most of them because I don't care at all. Unless you can unlock the teaser trailer for Wall-E by collecting 700 of them, and I'm not doing it. This is Donkey Kong's house.

I'm going in there. Oh, boss battle. Oh, man. Look at him over there. He has no moves. He just stands. He can only stand in place. All right, that was But that was just the first boss. I mean, give you we got to face your fears and die. Now, what if I combine sword man with bomb guy? What is that? Oh, he's throwing exploding ninja stars. See, this one is cool. That's King DDD, Kirby's greatest nemesis and brother. He wants to harvest the power of the shards for his own devices. But then there's a evil black circle eyeball man. Of course, it wouldn't really be a Kirby game without several demonic possessions. He's any trace of DDD that we once knew has now been lost to the realm of shadow.

You tripping idiot. You buffoon. Do you even realize how to use copy's copy ability? Oh, he's coming at me. He ran INTO THE WALL. I GUESS THEY REALLY DO HAVE WALL. It's okay to fail unless you do it in such an idiotic fashion. Maybe these exploding ninja stars will make them feel better. Dead. Whoops. Dead. Oops. Fireworks. Could be. Oh, this is far more humane. Dang. [clears throat] When you replay a level and you go to the uh the boss's area at the end, he's still gone from when you blew him up with a ninja star.

Man, this song makes you want to change like Kirby's ways. Well, that thing was going to kill him. Look at that sandwich for N64. That's a nice sandwich. Is this guy power? [snorts] What? Oh, this is the scariest Kirby. Oh my god, that's Ronaldo the painter. He designed the box art. He's a really nice guy with just like a little hint of pure evilness to him. Oh, he's painting a little Kirby for me to be friends with. Now, this creature had to be censored in the American release. It's extremely graphic and disturbing, unlike the rest of the game. Now, they are friends because Kirby did that.

The little rocket is called Rocket Ralph and he's the rocket that built Kirby's spaceship and he's a great ally to Kirby and now he's dead. The blue guy is an honorable knight who has seen many battles. This is like a place of worship. So, probably shouldn't be throwing ninja stars into everybody's heads in here. Oh, look at this fountain zone. That is, man, this is cool. They're cool on this DDD battle. He's almost dead already. What the heck is that? You can't show that in an M-rated game. Oh, look at the poor DDD. Now look what it happened to him. All right, let's eat him.

Dang. Look at these little trees. What? They're cool for this, man. I like this. Kirby, shoot that guy. Will the apple go all the way over to him? Yeah, it does. Cool. Wow. Oh, that's cool. This has got to be one of the better looking N64 games. There's so much style and character to the presentation. This is the stupidest looking cactus ever. There is no excuse for how bad this is. Is that a hatchet? Look out. It's all three-dimensional. I feel like I'm really there. Rock fire. Oh, volcano Kirby. His shield is blocking it all. Stupid volcanoes.

Oh, you're just going to stab me through a pillar. Okay, we're playing Dark Souls now. The shard is mine. I'm going to combine the power of spikes with the power of fish. Oh, they were starting to lose me. But now you get to ride DDD. It's back to good now. The treasure of the teeth. Maybe if I combine bomb and toothbrush, I can get it. Flam and flame creates phoenix. I love this one. Now, what if we get dual ice? What's that going to be? Whoa. What's he got? He's got a fork. I did not think I would be stabbing cactuses with a syringe in this game. I love this sword. It's so funny.

A guy. Oh. Oh crap. This is so messed up. Can you get paracas as a power? We'll never know. Look at the little elephant with stand castle man. It make me want to change my ways. Look at that magnificent blue sky. There's not a single cloud. Can I just do this through the entire game now? Where's this penguin now? Get that poor penguin. Kirby, man, you're evil. Now he's going to eat all his friends.

Oh. Stop. I'm stuck. Not this time. Oh my god. Oh. Wait. How is he lighting the fuse underwater? I'm subtracting two points for that. The levels in this game are like really blank and open, but they look incredible. move. It was you all along. You've been watching Smackdown. Now, what's really, really bad about the weapon that I have right now is that once I throw it, I can no longer swim. See how that could be kind of bad? There. I win. Rut swim. Here we go. Come over here. Yeah, just stand in that. There you go.

Boom. Okay, he's out of there. Darth Maul. This is before that even came out. Now I am a fish that cannot even move at all. This was before that even came out now. Rick, that's my guy. Rick, you're so slow. We're dead. Oh, wait. Here. We can fly. Okay. Now I'll be a cat. Thanks for helping me out, DDD. Even though I ate you earlier. This one is dumb. I haven't tried bomb and bomb yet.

Missile mouse. Kirby. What in the world? I mean, it is rated M. Buzz saw Billy, you are no match against demented stapler Kirby. See how is it getting even creepier than before. I'm so good at the Kirby franchise and gaming in general. One second. This penguin is outsmarting me. Yeah. Versus Inferno. The seal was broken and a new era of terror has begun. I hate Kirby. Hate Reggie. Hate Nintendo. Hate Dark Souls. Hate PlayStation now.

Why do they all have to die just because of Kirby? I beat him. We've learned so much from this game. We've learned that the power of love and friendship is far greater than being able to turn into a demonic stapler. Well, actually, we learned the opposite of that. But we got to go in our spaceship back home now. Goodbye fairies. Bye-bye. Remember to be careful when you turn into Rock Rick. You can't jump there.