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Sing a lullaby to this monster that soothed Satan's soul. Come on, everyone together. We'll have a great time, la. Oh, there it is. Luke is angry. We How do you get into this [__], bro? Throwing [__]. You all hit the mark What the hell are you talking about? This is such a dump truck ass. That's right, a dump truck. Well, let me take another look at that ass. It was an ass. Yes, your ass is like a dump truck. I don't know, dude. I didn't know you wanted to see this. Wait. Let me spin this good thing.
[__]. Into orbit. Don't stand in the way, man. Don't let yourself get knocked down. Carefully. It's already leaving. This is an oversized cargo. It's almost here. OK. I've never played this, so I don't know what I'm doing, but let's do it. None of us played. OK. Are you ready for fishing? No. Oh, that's right. I didn't even know we were going fishing. Yes. Don't you understand that we're going fishing? What the hell? You can't say that this is a game about fishing. Congratulations. That's right. Where are we landing, guys?
Congratulations on this year's opening, dude. We look cool. Oh my god, this camera. We look epic. Look at Brian. These fish don't know what awaits them. Hey, what's up, guys? This video is sponsored by Monster Hunter Outlanders, developed by T-Mi Studio Group and officially licensed by Capcom. Monster Hunter Outlanders is a mobile game about hunting and exploration in the Monster Hunter universe. It was released on October 29th, retaining the classic weapons and hunting experience of the series, with eight weapon types at launch, console-level visuals, and support for high frame rates. The game also supports controllers,
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the description to download. Thanks again to Monster Hunter Outlanders for sponsoring the video. Now back to the video. Guys, there's not much room in the back here. Are we almost there You're touching me. Are we almost there? Someone [__] farted, dude. Who farted? I think it was Noble. It is important to leave enough fish on the stone altar before going to bed. This is so that all the local fauna is, well, you know, well fed. Okay. Aha. Totems of good luck. Oh no. Whose eyes are these? You, you [__] idiot. Whose eyes are these? Who am I looking at now?
I saw her eyeballs. It was scary Oh no. Oh [__]. It was a tough accident. We, the [__], are dead. Oh. Oh, we're here. Oh, hello, guys. Devil. What the hell happened? Oh my God. Oh, look at that ass. Look at this. A whole new world. Who the hell is sleeping already? Look at Wild Cat's ass. Get your black ass up, boys. Your kitten. I have frog meat. Where did you get it, bro? This is a big piece of meat.
Oh my God. This is your bait to catch the [__] lake monster. You threw away a human leg. I caught a fish. I like it. I don't understand what the hell I should do. So, we need to get some worms. They can be found when they move on the ground. See? Do you see worms? And then I caught.What the hell is this nonsense? Look at this monster I caught. What the hell is this? This is disgusting. I have never seen such a fish before. What should we do? Maybe we can cook it? Let's cook. Click the left mouse button to take it. That's it.
Oh my God. It's like a sacrifice. Oh [__]. I became rude. What the hell is this balloon? Who is this guy? How are you, dog You can sell the radar. He has a banjo. Look at me dancing without my ass. How do you move? Who the hell are you? Did you buy this banjo? Yes. Oh yeah, dude. You have perfect fingers for playing the banjo. Wait, how did I dance? Look at your fingers, man. Wait. How did I.I danced. How do I do this? Damn, you're so loud. You are talking in the chat now.
What? But? I pass, guys. Well, if you press tab, you can attach your [__] like this. Where are you going? Wherever I want. You have to know when to hug outside. Guys, the fish are biting. Someone is below me. Ah, a giant crab. Help. I see him, guys. It looks like he's making a giant crab. I am a corpse. He killed me. I'm dead all day. Oh no. The day is almost over. We met our quota Okay, let's get some sleep. Let's go to sleep, dude. I'll sleep next to you, Evan.
Come on. I hope you don't mind. I fart a lot when I sleep. You can increase your viewing angle. A lot of gas has accumulated during the day, and I'm releasing it. My muscles relax and it just comes out. Oh my God. Why is the bell wet? Devil. It's me. Let me get up, you piece of [__]. Stop eating potatoes. I can't get up. I can't. Why can't I get up? I'm stuck. Just relax. Let sleep cover you. Wait. Throw it back up his ass. Throw it back on his head.
Sorry if we're stuck in each other. Aha. That's it. I am dead. You will return. Wake up already. I am alive. Great race. Have a wonderful day. Right back. Oh no. I am in a cave. Oh, you can only put the fish down if it's in your hand, not on a fishing rod. Oh, where's my fish? When she is ready, she falls to the ground. It seems one of you took my fish. I'll take this one. You sacrifice her. Give it to that guy. No, you don't. Yes, you sell. Are you selling or donating? Where the hell is that guy?
Well, you can sell it or donate it. Where is this guy? Is there a way to find my [__]? Oh, just throw it in the fire. Yes, I threw it into the fire. And [__] him, man. Because it's all a part of me. Here. Oh, guys. Guys, the big dragon is coming. The great dragon is coming. Big dragon. A real dragon. Dragon You guys stay inside. I will fight. Stay inside. What the hell is this? Dragon. There's a [__] Stay inside. I will fight him. First I have to catch this fish. See how I do it.
Guys, come inside. I'll fight this guy. I'm trying to catch a fish. There. Go away, demon. Leave my friend alone How the hell did I catch that? Go away, sinister creature. He won't teach me. Kill me. Go away, coward. Oh my God. He's coming straight at you. Grab it. Get out of here. Get rid of him. What the hell? No. How do we fight him? Oh my God. So, coward. She was scared. What is it? It is full. The crab is here.
What? Oh. Oh, here he is. Yes. Oh my god. Is this the place where you died? Yes. Should I.try to catch him. I hope he'll just be dragged into the water. Do you feel it now? How did he get you last time? He is here. This is a seller. He is coming down. I can barely, damn it. Even barely. This joke is still funny, Evan. By the way, here's what you missed in the last two weeks. This is still funny.
This is still trending. My banjo. Oh, I see him. Take it. I have to finish this beer. Wait. I poured half of it on your [__] Oh, it's started. I, I really like this game. I think I caught it. I'm going to drown now. I can't swim. You can't swim. No, you can't swim. Realistic, at the same time. You can't [__] swim in this game. I heard him yell, just skills, man. You, you have a flat ass. You just stuffed a bunch of [__] in your pants. Oh, it's BBL, man. He has a BBL. He's just jealous. A
strange game. You thought this game wouldn't be weird? I do n't know. I didn't play. I was dead the whole time Maximum four new ones. Okay. Leviathan Totem. What was that sound? Oh, there's like, oh, is he going with What the hey, I'm a [__] [__]. This is what he told me to help me. I let my line down. I dropped my fish. Where did you go? He's going to me. Come on. I am free. Wait. I am free. [__] off, dude. Did he grab you?
He grabbed them and threw them. Oh, he came out of the water and just felt me. I want to go to the cave. It was Don't Go Into the Cave. No, no, no, no, no. Where is the cave? What the hell. We can't [__] lose you on the third day, man. We can't [__] lose you again. He is black. He is a black guy. He is dying. That's what he does. Good. I'm leaving. What the hell is that? This is a giant freak. It has three heads and three arms. Wait. Everyone, back here. Don't move. Come back.
Come back, you bastards. We need to let the accordionist explore. That's good. Step back. Accordion. Wonderful melody. Sing a lullaby to this monster that would soothe Satan's soul. Well, all together. We will be fine. Yes. Calm the beast. La. Oh, there it is. Luke is angry. We have to go. We have to Guys, there's a 2.5-meter alien outside. Just so you know. Wait, wait. Oh, yes. This is me. I'm back. Let me go. Let me go talk. This is not your build, but it's not you Oh, he's backing down. He is afraid of women. It was me personally. I am 100% sure, without a doubt.
Oh, he's getting up. What the hell? I see a What is this? This is not a glove. Back. How are you, friend? I just, damn it, threw the fish. Why did you jump into the water? I am your friend. Oh, guys, we didn't sacrifice any fish. We were a little busy. We have more important things to do. What the hell? What just happened? I just exploded. What just happened? Marcel, why did you just scream? Brian threw C4 or TNT down. Of course he did. [__] idiot. That's why I died. I should have known.
I'm using the corpse as bait. Whose corpse? My? Yeah, I'm using your corpse as bait. Oho. Perfectly. This actually works well. Wow, wow. Oh my God. What the hell? Bear. Oh, it's not a bear. I think it's time to go to bed. Nothing happened. She said bear. Relax. Who is that dancing in bed? He has horns and he mooes. It was me. I said I was in the house. I am at home.
Oh my God. It's still night. Oh my God, he's in the house. I am in bed. You don't know if you'll end up in a cave. Close the door. Zak the door. Close the door. He is stuck in the house. You are locked in my cave. He is stuck in the house. We are safe. He jumped out of the house. He is outside. He's like, Oh my God. [__] in the mouth. He is leaving. Push him. Push the boat. Push. Oh my God. He is in the house with me. I have already left. He killed him. I killed him. There's no one here but me.
How did you kill him? I closed the window. I think the neighbors thought I was dying. Tyler's body. Look how big it is. I don't even know what it is. It's just some kind of stain. Oh. Oh my god. Paste. How should I place it? I found a fish. She is in the water with me. It's like his clothes. Oh, I thought it was a blob fish. Guys, there is a house here. A smoking red towel. This is not a fish. This is a towel. Alligator. Where? This is a crocodile.
Turn on the rear. Turn on the rear Crocodiles seem longer and thinner. The alligator seems shorter and thicker. Come here and look at this. Look what this is. Here. Someone needs a pancake. So far, man. OK. Okay, see you tomorrow, guys. I love how I see Tyler running into that little hole. And boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. Oh, what is this? Oh, I don't like it. Oh my god. Oh, it got me. It grabbed me It pulled me out. You did it. You That's it, dude. What the hell was that? I was fishing.
I couldn't find any dynamite. Oh, damn. What the hell is this, dude? Gay. Hey, what? There, a zombie crawled out of the ground. Where? You think so, dude. You are some kind of crazy person. Um, you just imagined it. If you press T, you will see yourself with a fish. Oh, yes. This is my fish, Gary. You can also see how you are going. This game is stupid. I like it. I am delighted. Why is the camera pointed at you? Press Control. Yes. Oh my god, dude. I didn't use the hotkey.
I have a key for a reason. I didn't catch anything cool. What is this? What did I just catch? What is it? Some [__] alien creature. A 50-pound fish. What is this thing? I don't know, dude. Oh my God. This is some kind of deep-sea shark. He has short legs. Oh, I want to see her. Wait, I caught that. Is this the first thing I caught? What the hell is this dancing? What kind of no? Returns back to nature. Oh, this game is complete [__]. Well, okay. Let the morons enjoy themselves, and I'm gone. That's what I do.
What's your problem? You're too smart for this [__]. I think I know. Does anyone else have this? Oh, what is this? Oh, 100. What is that, 120 or something pounds? Oh, yes. Okay, you're the guy with the harmonica, lead us on. Oh my god. Oh my dead end. Oh no. Look at this. I'm gone, bro. I disappeared. I paid 30 bucks for it. Here it is. 30 bucks is not in vain. Where should I go back to? Come on, stranger. Go back. Come on, stranger.
He is leaving. I'll shoot him. Where should I go? Wait, let me play the banjo. Maybe we can play together. Do you have a banjo? Who has a banjo? Yes, I have a scorpion. We need to catch this scorpion. You have to take it. AT! I found a hedgehog fish. Okay, wait. Someone catch a scorpion. Let's do this. Oh my god, you're playing at the same time. Oh, what the.Oh, what happened? What the hell was that? The hedgehog fish explodes.
Oh, sorry, guys. I didn't know who you were. He's playing, damn it. I didn't know. Good. Yes, dude. I like it. I like these drums. What are you laughing at? Ha? Stop, you're giggling. Our drummer is now dead. Welcome. Our brother died somewhere in that direction. Somewhere here, I think. Was it that way? Oh, yes. It was definitely that way. He turned the corner, and a second later the accordion fell silent.
Oh man, I was fishing like crazy. I've been fishing for worms all this time. Yes, me too. About an hour. This game sucks. Mm. I open a beer. I open the door. What? Where? What? Is he okay? I'm kind of fishing here. What was that? It was just.It was just our neighbor. He lives in the bushes. He was just saying hello. Did he grab you or something? Oh, it looks beautiful. Yes, he grabbed me. We are so close to that fish. Look at this. Look at that hot air balloon flying into the sunset. This is beautiful. This is actually great. This is nice. Did we meet our quota?
Oh, we are so close. Okay, I'm fishing. One of us may die, but we are so close. Should I go fishing or should we. Oh my god. I got angry. As soon as we hand something over, it will be better. Good. I don't think I can catch up faster than you. So, I hear something. Oh my God. Devil. We are so close. We need another fish. You have a fish. OK. Yes. I'm cooking it. I'm You have it. We don't have time to cook this [__]. Just give up. But she is small. This is a baby. I took it. Are you the guy who just got grabbed by a crab?
We still need another fish. He is here. Oh my god. Okay, we need.we need.we need to sleep, right? Oh my God. He's right there. I'll try fishing. I'll try Come on, come on, come on. Do we still need fish? Sunset. The sun is setting. I am behaving bravely. I'll pull this fish out. Oh, I hear something. Everything is fine. Relax. I am brave. I am so strong. I am so brave. Come on, fish. Fry, fry, fry, fry, fry.Come on. Laugh, you little [__]. 20 seconds. Oh, there she is.
Done. [__]. Oh, [__]. We need more. This is the last one. Does anyone have anything to throw here? Oh, no. Just a damn worm. Let me ask. What the hell have you been doing all this time? Wow. Look at how beautiful the sky is. How cold. Did you play drums and stuff, Amber? Oh my God. Caught the damn mother. Okay. Can I just throw this fish away raw Yes. We did it. Go to sleep. Come back. He did it. Go to sleep. Go to sleep Oh my God. No. See you later.
We are going to bed. He just grabbed him and dragged him into the cave. He literally grabbed it during the jump. Aha. Oh, it's going to be hot today. I heard I have a little reef. I have a small reef there. Dude, is that Evan moaning? Evan, are you still alive? No, but I will soon. I will be there soon. Okay. Were you playing the banjo right before you died? Banjo. Played. I died doing what I loved, man. Fishing. Oh my God. I see Wildcat's silhouette, his ass-it's funny.
I need a fishing rod. You're a [__] sucker. Let him have his way. We have no money. We lost. This is the end. You can fish in the cave. This is not a problem. It's getting.it's getting a little late, guys. Aha. It's a little late to be fishing here. How do I check my fishing level? Aha. It's still cool here. It seems like a storm is brewing. Time to sleep. We will lose. We are going to die now. So, one of us will be taken away.
Let's go to bed. Aha. Just not me. We are so close. Oh no. Who is being taken away? Oh, it's me. No, not you. This is a cutscene, man. This is cool. Yes. What the hell? He is in the house. Shark. Do you see this? I see. End of the game. We don't even see him eating us. Aha. He just smashed the house, and we were inside. The power of music didn't save us, guys.
Now we need to shout. Well that was fun. I liked it. It was fun.
