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Oh. Oh my gosh. I'm I'm soaking wet right now. They kidnapped me. I just came out of the shower. This is a world where we are ruled over by Linky Blocks. SO THIS IS WHAT THEY'RE DOING AFTER 6 MONTHS. [screaming] YOU COMPARTMENT taken to compete in the Fool's Gauntlet. Oh my god. You're finally editor Adam. You were trying to cross the border to escape the gauntlet, too, huh? It's going to be a blood bath. Lanky box captured me. Even if you make it past all those beasts in there, there is one last person waiting for you.
Lanky themselves. Nobody, and I mean nobody, has ever beaten them. But I assure you, that's for a reason. Once you're picked for the gauntlet, you're dead. This is where they are. You seem like a bit of a rebel. Are you perhaps FGTV DADDY? YES, I'M FGTV DADDY and I'm crying on Twitter about politics. No. Okay, granted that was a bit of a shot in the dark. Yeah, Adam, we heard all. What's your name? Tell Albert. Albert?
Yes. Wait a second. Are you from the channel Flamingo Roblox? That's me. Oh, that's me. Oh, the other flamingo. Oh, no. That's me. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. I don't know you. Sorry. Oh, I thought we worked together for 10 years. Well, looks like this is our stuff. Whatever. You're nothing. [screaming] Oh, they got him all censored out now. You're pixelating. Okay, never mind. Sorry. I've been working with a long time. I shouldn't make comments about all that. Guys, if you're wondering what realm I'm in right now,
this is not Roblox. This is an extension of the game Mr. Flesh Flame, a Steam game based off all my characters coming to hate me. All right, this is a mini episode he's done of um Lanky Box capturing me or something. And this is not technically an episode two of the game. Just have to point that out. This just like an extra This is actually an April Fool's joke he made. He made this as April Fool's joke and I'm playing it half a year later. This might be a good explanation of where Lanky Box has been because it truly has been five months and I said to the world I announced to the world that they died um in the toy review video I made, but this might be a better explanation. Obey, we are watching. Oh my god. I'm scared to go without you.
All right, let's uh engage into the fool's ghoul. I hate ghouls. What's this? Listen, Dennis, I don't know what to tell you. It's a Lankybot. Help you get out of here because Dennis, this is where Dennis has been, too. THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T BEEN UPLOADING. WHOA. LANKYBOT, what are you doing to me? Lank Lankybot, stop. Little one for all the adults in there. I'm a Lankybot. I'm losing my mind.
You coming? Okay. Okay, linky butt. I mean bot. Oh no. I'm being sent to my death right now. This is the lift. Go on in and you'll be taken to the Fool's Gauntlet. Oh, the Fool's Gauntlet. They're going to make me compete. Hello. Ah. OH, IT'S KEN. YOU LOOK AT the time. Oh my god. IT'S APRIL 1ST. IT'S not anymore. It's not. Fight against the most evil creatures. Good luck creatures. Oh, also you can press control to crouch and maybe you could have never guessed that. Press button to punch.
I would have never guessed that. I would To interact. Thank you for this tutorial, Kayen. I would have never guessed that. Kaden's so bad at games. He needs to be told that. So, he thinks I need to be told Someone waiting for you. Uh-oh. Good luck for real this time. Oh my god. I need to point everyone. How do I get out of here? Hello. Oh. All right, guys. So, TODAY OH, HELLO. HUH? Who was expecting you so soon? Who me? Welcome to the tutorial. You made this game for me though or something. Maybe wondering why a tutorial. Yeah, because I can just tell just look at your face. All right, you're you're
clearly not an expert. All right, you fail this is going to be bad. Okay, so I'm I'm just going to tell you, so be grateful, okay? Cuz this is a tutorial. All right, so don't forget this is a tutorial. [clears throat] SHUT THE [__] UP. I KNOW IT'S A TUTORIAL. All right, sorry about that. Okay, here we can probably skip most of this. He's got to tell me. You may come across some evil enemies that you have to defeat. Evil enemies. I didn't know there'd be evil enemies in this game.
Look at this cutout. Practice your skills. Yes. You go crazy. Ah, kill me. Yes. Kill him. Finally. Oh, I'm glad we have some entertainment. This is nice. This is the type of game I need to play. I've literally bought one of those handhelds where I can play games and watch videos on those. This is how I play games now, by the way. This game, I can see why this is an April Fool's thing. It sucks, man. Of this real game in real life that is real [clears throat] lanky box. All right, so just be careful. I can't spoil it. I'm under an NDA. I'm going to hand
it off to Caitlyn. He's actually right next to me here. Yeah. Uh, I wish you luck in there, pal. Huh? You are Albert. You must kill. LINKYBOT, KILL LINKY BOX. KILL THEM. YOU STOLE SOMEONE'S thumbnail before. Now you MUST DIE. OH MY GOD, A LINKYBOT. ALL RIGHT. HOW DO I AH! WOW, you're great at hate to be that person. Thanks, Kayen. Thanks for narrating all this crap that's really necessary. Oh, it's a linky box soldier, not Lanky Bot.
Yeah. Who the hell are you, Pixel? Oh, there's Pixel Bug. Yum. AH. OH, what's this? A little token. Okay. Hello. OH MY [screaming] GOD. YOU CAN'T JUST SPAWN ON ME LIKE THAT. That's baby boo. The baby boo tank. Put it on screen immediately. It's very important to me. Ya. Oh my god. Get away. All right, let's go. We have to kill Langy Box. H. Ah, [screaming] you're that way, too. Holy [__] You're almost dead. Oh my. No, that was disgusting. I'm so screwed. I'm about to die. Oh my god.
Mommy milk or milky milk. Milky. Milky milk. Jesus Christ. Shut the [__] up. All right, we made it through another passage. Oh, thank you. All right, what's next? Is there a thing behind me? What that? IT JUST SAID SOMETHING. AH! WOW! OH, MILKY MILK. I do miss Lanky Box. Click. Sure. Hello. Is anybody out there? Four. Oh, go away. Guys, at the end of this video, we're going to really reveal. We're gonna free Lanky Box's souls from this game so they can get back to making lit content for us. Oh my god. Who are you? Shoot this lady.
Oh, you're a friend. Uh-oh. I think this is our FIRST BOSS FIGHT. UH-OH. WHAT'S RIGHT, DUDE? Surgeon Simulator. That's my most viral video I've ever made. Lanky Box. We have the sea of Lanky Box. What's that up there? Stage one. Okay, we're done. Stage one. Hello. Oh. Uhoh. Blumpus McR. That's who that is. WE ARE SO DEAD. [screaming] AH, THAT'S A TANK. Oh sh My god, THERE'S SO MANY OF YOU. AH, THEY'RE ON ALL SIDES. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?
Oh my god, a bomb. WHAT THE [__] OW. [screaming] WHY WON'T YOU DIE? WHAT THE HELL DO I DO ABOUT THIS? WHAT THE HELL DO I DO ABOUT THAT? OW. HUS HAS ARRIVED. [screaming] WHOA. That was a private moment not meant to be revealed on camera. ALL RIGHT, I know what to do now. OH, OKAY. HE'S ALREADY HERE. YADA. YA. [screaming] IT'S THOSE things that really screw me over. OH, GO AWAY. YOU HAVE A HANDSOME MCRIDGE GUY. Where are you? WHERE THE [__] DID HE GO? OH MY GOD. YA. Get your little chut away from me. Ah. [screaming] WHY WON'T YOU DIE? OH MY GOD. WAIT. I SHOULD SPRINT. I HAVE A sprint button.
OH MY GOD. I DID IT. OH MY GOD. I KILLED HIM. WHOA. Oh my god. Oh my gosh. Dude, I didn't take any damage either. What do you have for me? Double. Oh my god. Oh, it's not. It's double damage for 7 seconds. Okay, cool. That's fine. I thought it was all the time. All right, emerge. What is this? Oh, what is this rabbit? Chocolate Cletus. So, okay. It's Tempress. TEMPRESS hates me. OH, GET OUT OF MY FACE. THIS IS A LOT ON MY system right now.
Oh my god. Why would Tempest hate me? What have I ever done to him? Um [screaming] Oh my god. You can't just sneak up on me like that. Okay. You can't just spawn on me and give me damage. Nice kill. All right, we got to take a hit of this. Oh, why on earth would you be so rude? You can't just put my friend You can't just tell me my friends hate me. You can't use them as villains in your game. It's not allowed. What's this? OH MY GOD. AH, NOT YOU. Who is that? Chutting G. You can't call him that.
Also, Jake would never do that to me. Oh my milky milk. Man, they really do make you go through a lot in this game. Up here. Go, go, go. Uh-oh. What? Fight more monsters. It's like my friends. They're monsters to me behind the scenes. The bridge has fallen. Got to Yeah, but I'm skipping and I'm hopping and I'm skipping. Uh-oh. WHAT IS THIS? AH. GO AWAY, YOU MONSTER. OH MY GOD. YOU JUST killed Hello, [__] You just killed someone. OW. [__] DUDE, THIS ACTUALLY MAKING ME incredibly dizzy. There's way too much [__] going on. I'm going to [__] die.
OH MY GOD. THAT [__] YOU, TEMPEST. Oh my god. Oh, that was very attractive, my friend. Tip, call the helicopter using the radio when you're ready. Yeah, man. WITH THIS ONE. NO, DUDE. EVEN MORE. Oh my gosh. Oh no. Not one of you. Yes. Kill him. Oh, you just hit me, didn't you? Hey, you got him, dude. Why is it Why is Adam now saying anything to me? I thought it was Kaden's job. All right, 45 seconds left. I'm putting my full ENTIRE FOCUS INTO THIS.
OH MY GOD. Go away. Why are you running away? My hand hurts from clicking. I have to click all these individually. Okay, we're almost there. I hate THOSE THINGS. AH. GOD, I HATE THOSE THINGS A LOT. NO. [screaming] NO. DIE. YES. OKAY, we're about to win. The helicopter's coming down or something like that. Oh, yeah. YOU GOT THAT GUY. AH, [screaming] GET TO THE HELICOPTER. OH, YEAH. A lot of effort put in that. Okay. Did we do it? Oh my gosh, dude. I need health badly. Hello. What do any of these do? Epic sauce. Why would Okay. Uh, maybe this. Your HP damage. Okay, that's very good. I just wa some reason I just had all the money. So what if I cheated? This is my the GAMER
GO IS DEAD MINIONS. OH MY GOD, THIS IS HORRIBLE NEWS. OH MY GOSH, I'M GOING TO DIE. OH, I'M GETTING HIT. Oh my god, I'm getting hit bad. Okay. Oh god. Press H. Will that GIVE ME ANYTHING? OKAY, go approaching. GUYS, THIS MEANS A DELETION of the least gamer cool channel if I win this boss battle. OH, THIS IS OH MY GOD. [screaming] NO. I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. OH, MAN. I REALLY DON'T WANT to do this. Bomb explode, MOTHER. COME ON. HEY, TOUCH THAT BOMB.
HELLO. BOMB. DO SOMETHING. [screaming] YOU COMPLETED THE SECOND STAGE. Shut up, Adam. Whatever. That's not what I don't know what the accent is. He doesn't sound like that ever. He's from the United Kingdom. That's how he sounds. Okay. Anyways, we're going in the helicopter. Oh [__] I think this is supposed to take me somewhere. This is a little broken. All right. WHAT NOW? SHOOT [screaming] LAKEY BOX. I'VE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE. milky milk die? Oh, okay. I shoot him now. 110. I'm going to put 100 bullets in Lanky BOX JUSTIN'S HEAD. OH SH OH, I GOT LINKY CLONE. GO AWAY. OH MY. GO AWAY, BUNNY.
I hate to do that. I don't even know. You're not even a character one. Ah, wait. It just had red dots on the ground and then hit on the other side. That doesn't make too much sense. All right, so I'm going to go where the red dots are this time. Okay, I'm going to go here now. WHAT THE [__] LAST TIME YOU SAID THE thing that doesn't make sense. Oh [__] not one of these. Okay, I'm just going to try and kill him. I only have 30 seconds left AND A FEW MORE SHOTS. AH, [screaming] NO. NO, NO. EVERYTHING'S AFTER ME. NO. I almost did it. Hello. Open. All right, guys. I'm going to preemptively play.
What? No. How could you have broken my soundboard? My soundboard. HOW COULD IT HAVE BROKEN? I was going to play the sad dead people song. Two lady box. I was going to play THAT FOURLEGGY BOX. NEVER ever my friend song. All right, we have to focus fully on him. No monsters. All right. No monsters. Okay, I'll kill the Jake one. Ya. COME ON. [screaming] WHOA. OH, something hit me. Something just hit me. Oh no, WAIT. BUT THAT IT LIKE tells you danger and then does it tells you the wrong thing. Oh no, a Lakey clone. I only have a few more clicks left. Oh [__] [screaming] Come on. THERE'S A FEW MORE. JUST A FEW MORE.
ONE. OH MY GOD. I DID IT. MESSAGE. LISA IS a vegetarian. Bart. Why is the tongue going out like that? Destiny of Marge. Yep. He's a steak man. What? OH NO. LADYBUG [screaming] ADAM. THAT'S SCARY AS [__] UHOH. You're dead. What [screaming] happened? OKAY. KILL [screaming] ADAM. SCARY ADAM. OW. [__] YEAH. Oh [screaming] no. Oh, I'm back. Wait. I think I CAN JUST KEEP JUMPING OFF THIS. DIE, NOOBS. WE KILLED ADAM. [screaming] THAT ADAM'S THE ONE I WANTED TO KILL THE MOST.
Oh man. YIPPEE. YOU actually did it. I saved Linky Box from being stuck in a video game. Now D can upload awesome content now. I'm excited. Why are they bad? What the do you mean? Well, guys, make sure to let all these people making video documentaries the mysterious exist experience of Lucky Box. Make sure to let them all know what really happened. Um, I freed them. This is so awesome. This is scarier than the ad scary atom in the game. The developer wanted to let me know that was just a joke chapter, not a canon real chapter of his game, Mr.
Flesh Flam. Uh, and thank you for making this is very fun. I'm sorry I am four or five lines late on
