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Scary pawn shop. Scary game. All right, we are going to be playing this scary pawn shop game today. Uh, which is a game you can download and you can name your price, which I think is uh slang for you can have it for free. They have a hall of fame of YouTubers. Oh, thank you Markiplier. Thank you Joe Bart. Thank you Gayless. How much money do these people give you? Wait, I bet they name their price at $0. A guy like me, how much will I give you? 999 999999 999 zillion billion. This is how much money I'm willing to fork over for you. Pay with credit card. You know what? 10 more dollars. I'm giving you one E54.
How? Markfire is so rich. How much did he give you? Amount is too high. Okay. Well, hey, I was I'm firm on my price, so I will not go a penny lower. You deserve this amount. So, I guess we'll just All right, let's play this game. Warning, this game contains a loud noise. Oh, it is the dead of night at the pawn shop. a.m. First week on the job. Wa! Here goes the bus. It won't come back till 6:00 a.m. Five Nights at Freddy's reference. So, I can't leave even if I finish my shift early. I still don't understand why a pawn shop needs to be open all night.
Does this make this scarier? Well, I got to go talk to the I can't see any of this now. I'm late and he's not going to like that. There he is. Press E. That's probably a Markiplier reference. E cuz he probably actually donated them 9 billion. I'm going to suck on this and shoot it. Um, hello. Press E. Oh, it's probably another Markiplier reference. Hey there. Hello. How are you doing? Name's Dan. You're a bit late, but that's all right. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. It's my first day on the job. I could barely find the place. You seem a little too happy for a guy who stay here all day. Dude, my eyes hurt so bad for the flashlight. I'm just happy we got a new member in the family. Well, I got to head out now. You know what to
do. If you have any questions, call me and I'll do my best. Just make sure the Cinderfall killer doesn't get you. H this end killer, you know, there's a guy in the yellow shirt who pretends to be an employee and kills Night Shipper. Oh my god, you got me. Oh my gosh. Oh, stop touching me. Dude, my eyes actually hurt so bad. I think I have to take a Advil. What is wrong with you? All right, time to start my shift. All right. A couple hours later, my eyes have stopped hurting. How do you feel? Probably doesn't feel good to you either. Okay, I'm locked in now. Type, type, work, work, work. All right, time to wait for customers. Oh my god, I got
so many of the same VHS. You got to What did I expect? Ain't no one coming to a pawn shop this late. Guess I'm ready to sweep the floor and get the place. Ah, they should have a put your finger in it mode. Well, that's a little scary. Little blood scary. Okay, got to sweep, sweep, sweep. Dude, this is the scariest sweeping I've ever done. This is why I gave that guy 9 zillion dollars, by the way, because it didn't work out. I did spend that 2 hours calling with my bank to give all 9 zillion of my personal earnings to him OR HER.
OH MY GOD, my microphone fell out of place. All right, we got our first jump scare of the game. Return the broom. Oh, the evil broom. Go to the counter and wait for customers. I'm ready. Man, that was very tiring. I think I deserve a break after all that. My eyes are closing. 1:00 a.m. I have 5 more hours until my second shift at Freddy. This is very funny thing I say. So, this will be my life now. At least give me a chair and a rope and a ceiling fan to uh Why am I at the center all night? Nah, who am I to complain? It's money for literally doing nothing. Wait a minute. Someone's coming. I need to get ready. Who? Who do I see?
I need to hide. I'm so shy and nervous about customers. E. There's a customer. I'm hiding from him. He's right over there. Okay, I'm going to get the gun and I'm going shoot him in the back of the head. Hey, buddy. Hey, do you even feel this? Welcome to Lucky Finds Pawn Shop. How can I help you? I'd like to pawn this VHS player. Okay. Brought my own tape with it, too. In case you want to test it. What will you give me? Interesting. $60. Oh, I have my own budget. H. What should I do? I like physical media guy, so I think I'll take the VHS player. Except not bad at all. I'm going to test it real quick and if it works, I'll give you $60. That's all right with me. Plug it into
TV. Oops, that's a microwave. Watch the tape. Sit down and relax. Oh, hey, that's me playing this game. Oh, my flashlight died. My flashlight died. OH, THIS THE SAME OF THAT GAME. YEAH, I like this is me seeing me in a game. Yeah, dude. This is me seeing me in a game for giving him $9 billion. Um, okay. Well, there's probably going to be a lot of flamingo references in this game, too. E, looks like everything is fine. Here's your money. Thank you.
He's got hook hands. Hey, don't slam open my door like that. Okay, so I got to start churning a profit now cuz I only have $90 to work with. Oh, I'm so excited to see all the flamingo references they put in this game. Oh. Oh, that went better than I expected. I better unplug the VHS. Also, uh, hey, creator of this game. I have a lot of I heard something over there. I have a lot of uh stories I have to expose about that streamer that you put on your uh game. So, don't put them in any future projects. I'm just not ready to tell all my stories about him yet. Okay, so that's done. I should take a break. But before that, I'm a This is how I talk. I'm a bit confused about the budget thing. Think I saw the reservation. Call Dan if I did something
wrong. The only job I ever had Macy's. I did this. I was giving them everyone cash back receipt or not. Hey new guy. What's up? Oh hello Dan. Sorry I woke you up. I wanted to ask about the budget thing. I saw the red 11. I got my first $60. This is half the budget. Well depends on the item the customer is parting in. Our shop is the best financial state right now. So the owner said a limit on how much you can spend per day. It's actually your job. Blah. It's very important to know that you are spending a budget on how useful it's going to be. $6 for V player is a bad price, but DVDs will get cheaper to replace them. I need to come down. I NEEDED TO CALM DOWN. THANK YOU so much. Who am Yo, I just said HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR
GIRLFRIEND RAY. OH, it's a Say it again. I think this is a flamingo clip. Birthday Ray. So, is this the queso game or No, he's not. I you I'm going to kill you. Censor every further instance of queso and put me there. This is my game. Get some money. I got $25 and I need that for the vending machine. Oh, okay. Where is it? There it is. The most expensive vending machine ever. Oh, I can get a full salad. E. These look disgust disgusting. This is a really I'm hearing What the is that noise? Oh my god. Whoa, old man. You scared me. Sorry to mean to. I was just trying to buy one of those guitars over there for a birthday gift for my grandson. Why so late? I
just got here from a long road trip. Guitar. $20 for the guitar. Kill you, old man. Yeah, I want to put his head in this guillotine right here. Great. $20. That'll get me one food. Have a great night. Yeah. I sure hope I charge the right amount of that guitar. It can't be more than 20 bucks. I got to clean. Oh my god. Grab a sponge and give that old man a sponge bath for 20. I'm hearing pouncing. Can I get in here? Let me in here now. This is the cleaning game. I'm cleaning. All right. Return the sponge. I'm doing stuff they didn't even ask me to do. 3:00 a.m. This is when Foxy starts to get very active
throughout the night. So, I got to stick to the cams. I never imagined the night shift to be so scary. Boring. I keep hearing strange noises, too. This place is making me go insane. Oh, [screaming] no. I don't want it to be scary anymore. I'm liking how relaxing this has been. Darn it. What now? The power box. Oh, great. I have a flashlight in game and out of game. This is actually giving me trauma to when a flashlight hurt my eyes on accident. Ow. I keep hitting my head with the door and I feel it. And my haptic suit. This game cost me $9 million
and it's scaring me and hurting me. I'm watching you. This is the first of seven Slender Man pages. This tell Yeah, this game's like a mix of Slender Man and FNAF and Run. What the Oh my Yeah, but Okay, I'm going around this side. Yeah, I'm going to go around this side now. Run back to the counter. You over here. What is it? Oh, that's the vending machine. Oh my god, he's over there, too. What do I do? I'll get a wide angle on him. Look, it's Counter Strike. I'm going to wide peak. Are you in there? Did I leave that door open? I don't think so. Let me in.
[screaming] Dan. Boo. Haha. It was you. Yeah. All of it was me. That was not cool. GET OUT OF HERE, DAN. OH, I promise I'm done for Oh, swag walk. Okay. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. That's a really wellprogrammed thing. Good thing I gave you $9,000. Oh. Oh, I knew that guy was up to something. Want to talk louder about getting him fired. Looks like a customer is coming. Hello, handsome. Click. Click. I'm clicking that part of you in particular. Nothing you can do about it. Hello. What's this? Welcome to Lucky Finds. Sorry to bother you so late, but I would like to palm this video camera.
I heard it might be worth a lot. Okay. Depends on the quality. Does it work right? Um, yeah, it does. How old is it? This is I've had every 3 years. I need you to do my $70 $80. The best I can do is 70. I don't want this. Refuse. Haha. Can you go any lower? It's okay. Have a great night. Wait. He called my bluff. Please close your door on the way out. If you don't close that door, it just looks like he has a very hairy back. It's like the same texture as his hair. He didn't close it. You didn't close it. You're going to have to kill me. You're going to Hey, no. Dude, should I have bought that camera? Is he going to be mad at me?
Oh no, I shot by the camera again. He said he would leave me alone. Okay, I'm going to round this corner. We're going to check around this corner cuz we're nervous. Okay. And now we have one more corner to check behind. Okay, so everything's fine. So they can knock it off with this background music. Oh, you go back to the counter. Nickel 91. Oh my god, there's a guy walking. Let me in now. I saw you.
911. My power went out. 911. I'm currently being pranked and scared. He cut the power to belly bullets and threaten me as a joke. I ask him to leave, but he's so lurking. Leave lurking. Hangs up. Red dot. Scary dot. Red dot. You shouldn't have done that. What? 4:00 a.m. This pizzeria is giving me the creeps. Oh. Hello, officer. Press and I'm pressing E. Did you find them? I searched the entire Oh, that was probably like whoever was bothering was left. You'll be safe for the rest of the night. If you see him again, call us and we will come in no time. Let me walk your fine ass out. Dude, they need to uh if they want me to like the game and give them nine more dollars, give them Fortnite butts. You know what I mean?
Give that guy one of those. Finally, he me alone. Now I can finish my in peace. Looks like a cur is coming. Okay. Do you have a gun? Oh, that's your pointy finger. Ew, you're ugly. I do. I have so many of sharp metals. Okay, I don't want this. I want to p this handsaw. We have enough tools in the storage. It's not like other tools. It can cut through solid metal with ease. My granddaddy made it. It's around $70 million ago. Those I go is $50. That's way too much. The best I can use is 10. 90 bucks. Dude, this guy has like no shoulders either. He's a pin head
with no shoulders. What if I can use this later? Except fine. I just put this back in the display and I'm giving you a BBL so they could look like the Fortnite. So I have to cut all the All right, you're all good to go. Oh, so I can cut through these chains. Okay, that was a crucial purchase I just made. That will win me the game later on. $30. You won't regret this. Lol. Dude, they only open. You guys are useless. I got my eye on you out there. I'm finally getting closer to finishing my shift. Okay, guys. Welcome back to cleaning simulator. This is the part where I clean. This is how I make up my 9 mil back from uh the
whoever made this game. Queso's friend, I guess, made this game or something. You know, you should actually be my friend instead. Does Dan do anything around here? Why do I have to clean the building myself? At least it's fully clean now. I'm so sleepy. I'm so sleepy for my shift. Oh. Oh, why am I can't move anything. I hate it when it does this. Okay. Sleepy. Sleepy. Oh, something's going to happen. Okay. Oh no. What happened? They cut my fingers off. It's going TO BE A GUY. OH MY GOD.
THERE'S A guy outside. OH MY GOODNESS. DAN, WHAT IN THE hell is going on? I see you out there. Answer the phone, dude. I could see you out there. I'm dot. Do you want to play a little game? Who is this? I'm the one you call the police on. Rather interesting turn of events. Did you do this? Please admit it. You thought it was Dan this whole time. You should have seen the look on his face when he saw me. Dan was telling you how to be resourceful. Were you resourceful? I was. [screaming] Hushwinging slash slinging slasher. Just let me out of here. I already was resourceful enough. Oh, so you killed him all because I said you have skinny shoulders. I'm going to give you 5 seconds to escape. HOLY [__] [__] [screaming] OH MY GOD. THERE
WAS LIKE A MAMA. [screaming] MAMA. NO. DID I MAKE IT IN TIME? RUN. [screaming] RUN. Oh my god. That was very scary ending. The good ending. We need to see the bad ending. We have to uh not buy the saw. What's this game called? VHS store. Scary bad ending. Wait, this isn't a game. This is not the same game I played. What the is this? I'm going through a lot to see uh the good ending or bad. Okay. All right. It's bad luck. If only except that damn handsaw.
Okay. Well, guys, that was a very cute game. Uh, make sure to name your price and make sure to protest until all these guys are ripped off of here and I'm the face of this guy's company. Make sure that happened.
