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This camping trip was very much needed, ESPECIALLY BY MY BELLOW. YOU WISH THOSE TWO WON'T stop fighting. There a package. Uh hello. Is anybody there? Hey, what the is somebody? Hello. Is anybody there? Someone in the box. OH, IN THE BACK [screaming] NOW. OW. MY STUFF. IT'S FINE. HUH? EW. YOU ORDERED A SEVERED HEAD. HELLO, I'm Varity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything. I know everything.
Huh? I didn't order this. Hi, Varity. Do you know how to get rid of annoying pests? Of course I do. Here you go. Whoa. What? No fair. I want something. Wait, WHAT THE [screaming] What the That's cool. That's not cool. That's amazing. Thank you. Wow. No problem. Hey, take the recipe. Oh. Oh, I didn't know you could make this. I like the way he screams. [screaming] Same. It's kind of funny. Can I Oh, I can pick you up. Huh? Do you really know everything? Of course. What's a billion plus a billion? Two billion. I didn't actually think you'd respond. Okay. Uh, rosectal Minecraft. Blue.
Wow. Okay. Um, your cat friend Casey dances with her cats. What? She's doing it right now. I didn't even ask that. I What? Okay, I want to see. Uh, let's see. Custard, come on. You can do it. Just keep copying me like this. Yeah, just like that. Wait, that's a little weird. Who told you? Was it Zane? [screaming] No, no, no, no, no. Look, look, look, look, wait. It was this ball called Barity. Look, it's kind of cute. Knows everything apparently. Ask him something. Like maybe something juicy about Zane. Ooh, Varity. How many girlfriends has Zayn had before me? Oh, that's easy. He's had EXACTLY YES. You don't need to mouth. What the heck is this thing?
It's Varity. How did you know? I don't like being shushed. What? I think he's upset. Oh, big. Hey, wait a minute. Wait This is clearly some kind of virus. Amau, are you mad cuz it knows more than you? No, because it's pure evil. Look at it. It's a happy face. It's kind of cute. I think he's kind of cute. See, where did he even come from? He was a gift from an Amazon box inside my door. I mean, I don't know. It's kind of cool. It's got like little prediction stuff. What's the biggest veins of diamonds on the server?
I could show you. Really? Oh. Oh, we got to go. Come on. Anyone can find Vain though, Zane. He's also just little smiley face. [screaming] GO. THEY'RE DEFENDING MEXICO HAVE ENOUGH FOR YOU GUYS. OH, BANGING IT OUT IS WHAT I'M DOING. Go one zero. Boop. That wasn't a ball. It was varity. What? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? IT WAS ROUND. UH, as what? Oh, hey. You're back. Neat. Why are you like that? Are you sad?
Did you want me to go? Uh, what? How did you get back so quick? I'll always be with you. See, he's fine. I TOLD YOU. A HE likes me, I think. Uh, what if we try that one more time over here? All right. I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY KEYS. All right, Gareth. Let's do it. HERE WE GO. [screaming] BAM. UH, ARE YOU DEAD? UHHUH. OKAY. You were saying you were going to get us diamonds? Yeah. Follow me. Birdie, where'd you go? Probably fell in a hole somewhere.
Huh? Hello. This way. You're almost there. Oh, come on. Uh, where'd you go? Just making sure it was safe. Oh, thank you so much. The diamonds are right in there at coordinates 4912 618. What? But wouldn't they be a little deeper? Yeah, way easier than how you do it, Zane. I do it the right way. Okay. Not so fast. We have to keep a lookout for mobs. Uh, hey Varity, are there mobs nearby? Nope. You are perfectly safe. See, a stupid thing is broken. There's always mobs.
Let's see what THE [screaming] WOO! WOW! WO! Are we rich? You know it. There's so many of them. Oh my gosh, Zayn. This must be where all the mobs were guarding. Oh my gosh. Wait, there's none. Not so fast. We have to keep a lookout for mobs. Oh. Okay, guys. Let's get to work. Oh my gosh, this is huge. But how is it so close? Um, there's a thing. What the Wait. Huh? What is it? Did he find more? What? What happened to these things? Um, uh, what's going on? Uh, [snorts] hey, Varity. What happened back here? That was likely caused by an unfortunate glitch during despawning.
Despawning? A glitch? That's ridiculous. I'm Varity. I know everything. Okay, well, whatever that is, it's really creepy. Let's get a couple more diamonds and leave. Yeah. Yeah, please. Yeah, that was no glitch. I don't care what this thing said. Okay, Sane, let's just chill. And hey, uh, you okay? I'm Varity. I know everything. That's not what I asked, but okay. Uh, just got to grab a few. Okay. Almost a stack. Hey, are you all right?
I'm great. Now it's raining. A little rain never hurt anybody. Come on, we'll be fine. Yeah. Great. Let's get back to Wait, where's my pickaxe? Zayn's pickaxe is at coordinates 4712 623. Wait, what? Did you accidentally drop it? Wait, I don't know. I'll be right back. All right. Wait, Zane, watch out for those mobs. Yeah. Yeah, I got it. Okay. I mean, mobs. What's the safest way home? Processing. Oo. One moment while I scout the safest way home for you.
A, that's so nice. Right. I truly wonder how he got to my house in that box. It's kind of interesting, you know. UNDERSTAND SO HARD. [screaming] ZAYN, what the Zayn? What? What happened? Zane, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? ZANE, WHAT? WAIT, he's drowning. What happened here? Zane, hold on. Zane, ZANE, ZAY, YOU GOT ME. ZAYN, what happened? What's going on? I don't know. WATER JUST STARTED COMING IN EVERYWHERE. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? THIS NEVER HAPPENED. OH, I found a route that avoids all mobs. Oh, same. You didn't drown. Yeah, of course you did it. We got him out.
We better hurry. The mobs are getting close. This way, mobs. Okay. Yeah, guess knows all. Come on, follow me. Let's go. Come on. Hey, Varity. Yeah. You like my friends, right? Of course. And you wouldn't like do anything to hurt? Wouldn't what? Uh, nothing. Never mind. Come on. Let's get going. You got these diamonds. Honestly, that's kind of cool. What the What? What happened to my house?
What? What the? But who did this? Very processing. Ian and Gar's player tags were in this vicinity while we were G appeared to enter the house while Ian waited outside. Oh, Gareth. BACKYARD CAMPFIRE WAS A GREAT IDEA. I can't believe them. Hey, you two, WE GOT TO TALK. UHHUH. OH, MARSHMALLOW. I'm upset right now. Can't you hear it? I'm too mad for marshmallows. No, no, no, no, no. He was asking if you have any more marshmallows. We're getting kind of low.
Yeah, I can't believe this, guys. Just give me that. Give me this back, PLEASE. [screaming] MY MARSHMALLOW. THIRSTY MARSHMALLOW. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET. STAY AWAY. SERIOUSLY, those boys. I'm just going to be up I'm going to be up all night fixing the stuff. Well, I have to recharge now. Thanks, Vity, for nothing. All the diamonds. Thank you. I would suggest staying indoors. Lots of mobs out tonight. Okay, that's a little creepy, but I'll believe you. Found those weird glitch mobs anyway.
Okay, done. Okay. Just got to Let's see. Wonder if I could redecorate Gar's house. What he did to mine? What mobs are coming outside? H. All right, you sleep tight. I'm going to go do some pranking. Let's see. Um, got flashlight and just need to look around. Oh, okay. There's definitely something out here. But I've got a prank to pull and a creeper isn't going to creep me out. GT, what did you say? H I had a whole joke planned, but I forgot it. And now Gar is in here, and it wasn't worth it. So, what the secret base not well hidden, but uh G, would you like I would like to ask you a question. Oh, what's that sound?
Um, hello. WHOA. JEEZ. OKAY, GARTH. UH, SERIOUSLY, I can explain this stuff. I must have been buried treasure. Uhhuh. Why is this my stuff? It's purple. UH, NOPE. IT'S MY STUFF, ISN'T IT? YOU STOLE FROM ME. IT'S NOT AS IF I GET CAUGHT. YOU DID GET CAUGHT. I need to ASK YOU A QUESTION. THAT WAS GOING TO BE THE WHOLE JOKE. WAIT, WAIT. WHAT IS THAT? GARETH. GARETH, what was what? There, wake up. It's daytime. Oh, hello. I'm Varity. Ask me anything.
Okay. Good. Um, where's Gareth? Varity. He logged off. No, he didn't. Something got him or ate him. I saw it with my own eyes. ABOUT YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS. SEE WHAT? What do you want to tell her? I just had something that might help her. Verde, it's Zane. He's a friend. You okay? She doesn't need your help. She has me. What? Listen, you knockoff emoji. Get out of my WAY OR I SWEAR I'll calm down. Varity, I'll take care of this. You out. Shoo. I'll be right back. One second.
What did I do? Hey, S. I didn't want Varity to hear. Okay. Oh, now what's up? So, I did some research in the woods. What? And luckily, we still have access to the greatest research tool ever made. The internet. Yes. Anyways, look at this. What is this? What is screenshots from what? Should not download the Varity mod. Yeah. Trash. What? What is this? Go ahead. It seems like wherever this Varity mod goes, bad things happen. What? Don't say this so loud. Okay, he's going to hear. Look, you go. I'll figure this out. Okay.
Okay. Be careful. I will. Hey, Verity. Um, Zayn had something to tell me. And Varity. Hey, you okay? Did you go to bed? Um, I got to warn Zayn. Something might have happened. If goes to sleep. What the What? Why is it night? Sane. Sane, we got to get OUT OF HERE NOW. YOU JUMP scared the LIFE OUT OF ME. I should have. Listen, Vity knows. What? He knows that you and I talked. He knows that you know the internet. You got to log off. I just leave you here, Zane. Okay, fine. Just let me know how it goes then. Thank you. Okay. Um, wait. I can't. You can't? What do you mean you can't?
Just log off. No, I'm trying. I can't. It won't let me. Turn off your computer, bro. Just whatever. like uh cool it. No, it's Casey. Oh, good. Come on in. Scared us. I heard Zane screaming and I wanted to check on you and sh quiet. Don't say anything. Okay. What's going on? Y'all are freaking me out. Listen, Very, he's not what we thought he was. So, what is he? Uh um well, he's sort of pretty sure he did something to GTH and it was something bad, you know. I um Oh, so what are we going to do?
Uh maybe he's a mod we could just uninstall. Yeah, we could probably do something like that. Zade, [screaming] he's on the roof with Zade. Zade, we have to go after him. We have What was that? We got to go after him. Wait, what? What is it? We're not next, but I think I know who is. Come on. Coming. Hey, Ian. Oh, he's not answering. Um. Oh, let's get inside. Come on. Wait, is that him? It's got to be. That means it's close. Ian. Hey. Nothing. I've been calling you this whole time. Keep the sword.
Wait, really? I Wait, did you put a curse on it or something? No, just keep it because you're going to need it. Come on. There's a freaky thing out there. Let's go. What? No way. It's dark out there. Ian, if you don't come with us, Varity is going to bust in here and probably eat your whole face off and then delete you for good. Maybe not just in the game, but um Yeah. Yeah, I'll come with you. Yeah, sounds good. Okay, come on. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Where even are we? We pass the village on the way in. Maybe we can hide it like there, you know? I think that'll be best.
Got it. Wait, should we gear up or something first? I have some stuff in my house I can go grab. We should never split up. I do have gear in mind, too. Maybe splitting up would be faster. Um, fine. Just be quick. Okay. All right. I already just grabbed some stuff. Um, let's see. Okay. Uh, maybe you're already still asleep. Maybe this will all be over. Maybe. Still there, but I can't see its face. Um, maybe it can't hear me. I just got to get to my secret stuff. Uh, I got some knives. I got some bats. I got some lava buckets.
Okay, I'll just take it all. There we go. Okie dokie. Hello. Hi. Where are you going? I'm not going anywhere. I'm just with all this rain. I just wanted to protect the house from mobs, you know, because might be scared of creepers, you know, like a man kind of thing. I could protect you. I know you can. You just seem really tired. I mean, look at your face. It's all tired. Guess he too, you know. Where are your friends, Casey and Ian? They left. Totally. You know. Good. In that case, uh, leave the protected to me. Your hunger's low. I'll make dinner. My hunger is low. You should do that.
I'll protect the house on the outside. GUYS, HERE IT IS. FINALLY. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M going to go rob some villagers. Okay. Do you really think we're safe? There's no more rain, so that's got to be a good sign, right? Am this village is a dud. That's kind of the whole point. It's perfect to like hide all in. Uh, there's no villagers to rob. What's the point of me going TO THE VILLAGE IF THERE'S NOT EVEN ANY VILLAGERS? WAIT, what do you mean there's no Actually, you're right. There are no villagers. Maybe that one inside.
I don't know. Look around a little bit. Maybe they all got a job at the same place in our one house. Uh, yeah. There's no one here. I mean, what's the point of even stealing if no one even knows about it? Uh oh, this place is really freaking me out. Don't worry, Casey. I'm going to keep it safe. It was probably just a, you know, pillagers came by or SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WHY DID THEY DO THAT? IT'S like now. [screaming] Go, go, GO, GO, GO. OKAY. ARE YOU SURE IT'S HIM? I mean, what if it's just night time and we're all crapped in here like A BUNCH OF IDIOTS?
UH, be for real. Night time does not come that quick. He's here. Oh, what the Listen, he just wants me and Ian. Casey, you got to stay hidden. Okay. Uh-huh. Yep. Great. Ian, you're coming with me. Wait, out there? But yes, we can't put Casey at risk. Come on, we'll fix this together. Oh, [groaning] fine. Um, be safe. Thanks, Casey. Come on. Okay, but what does Varity DO WANT ME FOR? I don't know. Maybe because he's crazy and he robbed me and like I'm his best friend.
Why didn't you just cry about it? Why don't you go cry about it? Uh, wait. It stopped. Uh, so maybe he's gone or he's just hiding. I think I have a really dumb idea. Ian, you stay here. I'm going to go out there and ring the bell myself. If he is evil, maybe he'll work like a pillager, you know. OKAY, SOUNDS GOOD TO close the door on your way out. Wow, thanks. So brave, Ian. Okay. Um, I'm not going to lie, this is kind of creepy. But come on, dirty. Oh, maybe it was just a glitch or something. Uh, Ian, you can come out.
Are you sure there's no one there? Yeah, no one's out there. It's just you, me, and Casey in the other house. What a relief. [screaming] Just how it should be. [screaming] Get away from me, CASEY. HE KNOWS. RUN. NO. CASEY, it's supposed to just be us. You don't need her. You have me. [screaming] Why do you want her? I can do anything. DON'T YOU SEE THAT, CASEY? RED. ALSO, your eyes are red. Um, that's cool. We can talk about this.
I see what I hear you. And you're right. I don't need her. What? I don't even need this either. You I don't? Yeah. No. In fact, Casey, if you can hear me, I want you to go. Get out of here. I don't want you anymore. It's just you and me. Uh, that's nice. I'd like that. Me, too. This is really nice. You know what I'd really like, actually? Yeah. What? I want you to leave me AND MY FRIENDS ALONE. KAY, I GOT HIM. [screaming] ALONG. OH, THAT'S REALLY CREEPY. KISSING. A kissing. What was that? Uh, just a little something I keep in my purse. Come on. In your purse?
THEY HURT ME. WHY DID YOU LET THEM HURT ME? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND. YOU'RE [screaming] SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME. UM, AMMAIL. AMMELL. I don't think he can die. I'm thinking the same thing. But maybe there's a way we could trap him. You know, like somewhere in a like a cage. Where are we going to get one that big? I don't know. But if a cage would hold him, I mean, the only thing he's ever done like that. Wait, he was trapped in a box. That's right. The box.
Wait. Huh? Did he come in that? Oh, wait. Like a carrot on a stick. All luring. Yeah. [screaming] Except I got to be the carrot. What? I got this. Wait. What do you mean? I'm not just going to let you go out there. Trust me. I don't think he wants to hurt me, but it's the only way that you're going to be safe. That everyone will be Okay. I got this. Don't worry. Birdity. [screaming] Hey, do you want to talk for a little bit? You know, just me and you. Birdie.
Um. Oh, this is uh creepy. Um, [screaming] guys, I DID NOT GO OUT. OH MY GOSH. FAIRIES, please stop. SHE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND. I AM. I KNOW. WE CAN MAKE A DEAL. Come on, just leave her alone, okay? For real this time. Just you and me, okay? No tricks. We'll be fine and go home. The three of us, right, Casey? Home? I like that idea. Really? Okay. I'm ready. Let's go home. Yeah. Let's get you home.
WAIT, WHAT? NO. I'LL GET YOU. I'LL GET YOU BOTH. YOU'RE MINE. ALL MINE. [screaming] NOT now or ever. Sorry. No. [screaming] You did it, Afra. You did it. Yeah, but where is everyone? All right, we just got to get her back on the server. Yeah. Okay. And I bet if we go back to where it all started, we should Is this a sideways box? I didn't order anything. Did you? No. I don't know if I WANT TO OPEN THAT. [screaming]
