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All right, let's get ready for the party. All right, kid. Today you're going to learn how to cook a burger. Oh, I can't believe we don't have any babies anymore. What are you talking about? NO, WAIT. WHAT the eating cake is how you grow up? Oh, that's why they serve it on birthdays. They grow up so fast. Hi. [screaming] Oh, hello. We're here for the party. Really? You two? YOU HAD TO DO IT IN THE YARD.
What kind of kids party is this? There's no heads on spikes. No clown anywhere. Disgusting. Where are the kids supposed to burn? Up here in the human world, parties are a little different. Okay, so get comfortable. Well, good thing we brought a real gift. Every baby needs a pet. Here you go, kiddo. Wo. Wait, that's a lot of responsibility. I didn't invite you. What do you mean you didn't invite him? What? There we go. Oh, much better. What is that? It's all soft and cute. You would let your children see this? Of course. This pet isn't going to destroy my cake. You know how hard it is to bake a cake up here?
Yeah. Jeez. No. It's time for cake and the kids. Did you see where the kids went? Weren't they right over here? Insane. You stupid weird pet scared off the kids. All right, let's spread out. They can't have gotten far. They got short legs. Write this down. Lost their kids. Are you taking notes? Really? We got to look for them. Fine. Ho Gremlins. Oh no. Um, I think we should go that way. Yeah, you're probably right. Place. Um, let's see. This isn't good. I know. It's great.
Yeah, maybe you didn't go soft. No, you don't understand. You can't use demon magic up here. If you do, then what's going to happen is Oh, it's bad. Um, excuse me. Did you just tell us we can't use magic? Yes. Yeah, I'll use all the MAGIC I WANT. MAGIC. GUYS, if you use magic, then the exorcist come. Watch out. WAIT, WHAT'S HAPPENING? BUT OKAY, get down. Get down quick. What is going on? Okay. Well, I got him. I think that's the exercise. Okay. And he didn't see us, but he's kind of dumb, so we got to hide.
I'm sorry. Are we hiding from a human? Yeah, I think not. HEY, BUDDY. OVER HERE. LOOK. YOU WANTED some demons? What you got? Oh, DO IT. OH, YES. OH, NO. Get [screaming] him, SANE. GET HIM, MY MINIONS. YES. HUH? Come on. Into the forest. Come on. Let's go. Where are you taking me? He traps demons in those boxes. Okay. Oh, we're no match for him. Come on. Let's go. My minions. What is that thing? Oh, we're over there.
There's the exorcist and the reason we don't use magic. All right. Come on. Let's get out of here. Uh, explosion cam is somewhere around here. So, they've got to be close. But we can't let them get the kids. So, we got to Oh, I think we found him. Come on. There he is. Let's go. Oh, jeez. Cows. Uh, hey. Oh my gosh. Hey, you scared me. There you are. You're safe and sound. That cow's not safe though. Oh, you're just going to Okay. What? Nothing. I mean, it's your, you know, she's the parent. She could do whatever. Come on, guys. If you don't want him to be a strong, healthy demon, Athmouth, that's your business. I won't say anything else.
He is a great demon. Yeah, I mean, if nobody was bad at anything, how could anyone be good at stuff? Excuse me. My kid is great. All right, he's only two, but he's twice as deep as you two are. What is funny? All right, Junior, you know what? Snack time. Go get a snack. Here we go. See? [screaming] Ha. He's eating them cows. The second flat. What do you think? Okay. And any demon can do that. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah. Can they? Can you demonstrate that?
You mean demon strength? Yeah, I will. That's what I said. Oh, all right. Oh, okay. Who can you work out? My baby or you guys go see what you can do. Make it a contest. Oh, you are so on, CASEY. IT'S LUNCH TIME. CHEATING. Go and Oh, over here. Cows. Wait, there's more cows in there. Wait, that's not fair. That's totally fair. Oh, that's it. Get them. Well, THAT YOU'RE CHEATING. YOU'RE OH, look at them go. So many of these. I'm going so many. Get him. Get Oh, yeah.
All right. Casey, did you get me? Good luck out. Come on. This one. Let's go. Thank you. Oh, I think it's safe to say we won that in your face because you cheated. But it's whatever. Oh no. [screaming] What is that noise? Exorcist is coming. Uh think. Okay. Uh baby, here. Help me with the distraction. Okay. And should you make a circle like we did before, remember? Summoning circle. Okay. Circle. And put that there. There we go. And put that there. Birthday candles for ritual. We don't have time for that. Okay. Just light these up. There we go. Should be good. And oh, he's coming. Where is he?
All right, DEMONS. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP OR POOS OR WHATEVER. COME ON. UH. AH. YES. A human war machine. Fear us, human. What? Uh, kind of. But it's just a car that drives away. Get some point AB. Wait, are we still running? We're running. OKAY. NO WAY. DID I GET YOU? HUH? STILL A CAR. That's pretty evil for a demon. All right. I can't believe this. You used to be uh Hello. Like I said, still a car. Kind of evil.
Hey. Okay. I'M GOING INSIDE. HEY, BABE. I got one. Oh. Oh, you found the other Oh, good. Thank goodness. Inside. Let's go. Kids never run away again. All right. Never. I'm hoping we're good and no one was followed. Oh, you had us so worried. All right. What? What is going on? Why are they still The exorcist showed up. What? Exorcist? What? Believe what happened. Mirror, mirror, show me the exorcist. Okay, Grandpa. That's a TV, not a magic mirror. It doesn't work like that.
Mirror, please show what the Jeez. I don't think it works. You two stuff cost a lot of money. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK ANYMORE. You're right. It didn't work. I hate to say this, but you need to get Zayn out of here before I do it with my fist. Already on it. Okay, look you guys. I know I do things a little differently. Oh my gosh, look at this nursery. Um, yeah. We just had it redone. What do you think? Cute. Exactly. It's disgusting. It's going to scar their tiny demon brains.
Listen. Okay, look. I know we're friends, but I'm about to scar your tiny demon brains if we don't stop. I fix it. Now it's a proper demon room. No. Chill. Why did you put spikes in here? See, we can't put these in a kid's room. Uh, it's called enrichment. It's good for proper demon brain development. That was back in the day. That was a myth. We didn't You can't do that these days. Don't go in there. What the What? Say, what did you do? I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill So ungrateful. I'm going to kill you, right?
Okay. Okay, that's it. I'm taking the kids out of here. And Casey, you're coming with me. Okay. Well, what about Zane? All right, good. I don't need to sit here and be insulted, dude. Are you kidding me? Uh-uh. You just sit here and get rid of those traps. Got it. Oh, ow. Hey. Huh? What' you get? You insult them. You take them out. AND DON'T PUT NEW ONES DOWN. OH, I GET PUNISHED FOR HELPING. I see. Come on, kids. Zayn is such a unk. He don't even know what you guys like. Jeez. Wait, are we taking this car or Okay, kids. Here we are at the park. All right, have fun and remember, don't do
anything and Casey would do or stain. So, don't do that. Go play. You just let them go. Aren't you worried about them? Please. It's a human park. What's the worst thing that could happen? The kids are tough. They'll be fine. Oh, but not tough enough for traps. Let me suck. Uh, what are you doing? There's kids around. Uh, don't look away. She's setting a bad example. What is that? Oh. Oh, great. Now I can come back here. No, no, no, no, no. CASEY, THIS IS A HUMAN PARK.
WHAT' YOU DO? I called in a play date. Now they have proper friends. I DON'T THINK THE KIDS COULD all the cops. Never mind. HE'S A WEIRD GUY AGAIN. KISSY, GRAB THE CAT. A [screaming] you're just some little guys. I'm glad I'm blessing you before you become big guys. Get the kids back. Hey, come here. Listen, dude. We don't want in trouble. WE CAN PLAY BITE his face. So, don't throw the kids at him. Kids catch. No, GET OFF THE WEIRD MAN.
[screaming] I DID NOT SEE THAT GUY COMING. I SHOULD BE GETTING THE LITTLE ONES FIRST. Grab her. [screaming] Got her. Run, run, run. Okay, use possession. Okay. Not these guys. Go, go, go, go. Okay. All right. Perfect. Um, all right. Good. Uh, okay. Go get help. Okay. Please go tell them we need help. All right. Good. Ew. This one smells funny. Okay. This is what all humans smell like. Okay. Just be cool and chill. Okay. Where'd they go? Come out, divas. Act like a human. Okay. Rude. Just act. Okay. Jeez. Go get blasted if you want to. If we just sit here and act like a human, it'll all be fine. Okay.
He'll walk right by us. Kids, act human. Don't do that. What did you ate two halves. You ate a human. Uh-oh. Uh, did those kids just Darn it. What are we GOING TO DO? DIE. [screaming] WAIT. Just hold on. It's kids. COME WITH ME. NOT SO FAST. HURRY. COME ON. THIS WAY, ZANE. ZANE, RUN. SO, you're glad to see me now? Yeah. Actually, for once, I'm actually glad to see you. Yeah, the weird fuzzy thing came and meowed at me. Just get out of here. Let's run and get out. Shoot. Okay, just get inside. There you go. I think we're good. Um, you
you're so good. You're so very good. You got Shane. Athmal. Uh, I'm afraid we have some bad news. Yeah, Aaron got exercised into that little box. And no, no, not that. This. Huh? What is this? What? Department of evil values inspections using for Wait, you guys are part of the dev? What does that mean? It means we're taking these babies that you raised into proper demon hands where they'll be safe and be proper demons. They'll be safe. They were safer to you to show up and mess up everything.
We are on official business here, Missy. Besides, we just want to do what's best for the children. No, you don't. You don't even KNOW THAT. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. I'll do what's best for my children. I mean, we can always do what's best for them later. Uh, yeah. We're going to come back. Uh, bye-bye. Huh? Let's get out of here, Casey. Quick, quick, quick, quick. You worms. Wait, what are you doing? You stupid animal. [screaming] You called your friends.
Okay. Don't kill us. Nobody takes my kids ever. Got it. Casey, tell her. We'll do anything. Oh, yeah. Huh? Hear that, kids? Oh, they're going to help us get daddy back. Both of them. Wait, us? Yeah. Um, we're going to need your help if we're going to take care of the exorcist, right? We're going to have to make demons out of you after all. Oh, we can help. Yeah, that's perfect. Just demons. No monsters. Got it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. Of course. I wouldn't even dream of it.
We got this. We're coming for you, Aaron. Don't worry. All right, kids. Who's ready to learn more about making plague? Oh, me. I want to do it. Come on. Okay, kids. See that house? Now watch carefully. Draw a circle. There we go. I thought that's a really good circle, actually. Uh, no it's not. But you know what? Little light right here. There we go. Not scared yet. Oh man, COULD THIS THING GET ANY MORE BEAUTIFUL? OH, IT'S THE END OF DAYS. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. WELL, I GUESS IT WAS SCARY that guy. So, we need to make it stronger. And now we're going to need a sacrifice. The more evil the better. The more evil
stuff that goes in, the more better. Oh, look at that. A mailbox. It was pretty evil sto. That is absolutely pitiful. I mean, what are you going to do with that? That is just Oh. Oh, it's raing frogs now. Good job. Stealing the mail is actually illegal, just so you know. So, we're really just doing anything, huh? Not just anything. It's illegal human stuff. You got to see what happens and experiment, you know. Let's show you how it's done. Um, oh, there we are. Excuse me. Hello.
Uh, hello, teacher. We were kind of in the middle of a lesson here. Oh, don't worry. The lesson's only beginning. All right. I hope you cross into the fire. Did you just Oh, you are still evil. I am very evil. This should work in the Oh. Oh, seea. See, we got a bunch of them over here. I know we're going to get them. Okay, time for the next lesson where we look for Aaron. Casey is going to teach you how to be strong like a demon her way. Okay, she's going to do the warm-up. Oh, I'm going to do more than that. Uh-huh. Watch. Okay.
[screaming] Whoa, she destroyed that whole business. Clapper, KC. Guess they weren't entertained. What? Well, let's see you do better. Okay. Well, I guess that's my cue. Let's see. Oh, hello. Uh, want to see us? Me squishy. Oh, this is going to be so fun. Here we go. See? That is pretty evil. Very evil, actually. Hey, so you'll cut for her, but not for me. Oh, you know what? I think we're done here. Those kids are evil enough. Wow.
Okay, I guess she just admitted it. Jokes on her, you guys. Oh, [screaming] can you see? Gotcha. Oh, went for a hot DOG AND CAUGHT A DEMON INSTEAD. Oh man, I'm good. Watch out. Now, just for those other demons, as soon as I get that hot dog right now. Wait, where's the cart gone? THE DEMONS. THEY TOOK THE CART. UH, he's blaming everything on demons. He's distracted. Let's go. Come on. Hurry up. Go. Inside. Come on. Oh, Zane.
We'll unlock your mystery. Huh? Um, I don't know how to say this. The exorcist GOD KC. WHAT? WE GOT TO GO. WE GOT TO GET HER BACK RIGHT NOW. COME ON. I THINK HE FOLLOWED US. But Erin, where's my friend Aaron got captured? Actually, huh? What happened to the kids? What happens if I got caught? Then I'll raise them like they were my own now. Come on. WE GOT TO GO. YEAH, that's what I'm worried about. We got to figure out somewhere. WE WILL. [screaming] WE WILL. Looks like I found the nest.
How did you find us? Oh, I know. It kind of feels like cheating, but this is really handy. This device. WHAT IS THAT? [screaming] OH, NO you don't. GOOD FURBALL. OH, NO. KIDS. OKAY, we got to get you out of here. Come on. Go. Everybody out. Hey, what about me? DISTRACTION. GO. WHAT ARE YOU DO? WHAT? THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. USE A FIREBALL. You know what? I'LL GIVE YOU A DEMON MAGIC. THIS ONE'S A REALLY UGLY ONE.
COME HERE. OUCH. That's going to hurt. Kids, come on. I'm the ugly one. Oh, I'LL SHOW YOU UGLY. TAKE THIS MAGIC. THEY'RE MOGGING. THEY'RE HAVING A mo fight. Let's get out of here. All right. This is it. Looks like nobody's here. All right. Remember, it's like hide-and-seek. We got to be quiet. Okay, let's go in. Oh, what the Huh? Oh, it's got demon protection on it. This isn't good. H. Can't open it from the front, but there is. Ooh, the oldfashioned way. We're going to have to sneak in. Whoever can open the front door first wins. Got to be fast, though. Good luck.
There they go. All right. I hope everything's okay. Demon magic can't break this, but I could just walk in and Hey, you guys actually blew it up. Nice. All right. Wow, this is kind of nice. Uh, here. There we go. Up here. All right. Remember, if we see daddy, we tell him mommy's the best. Oh my gosh. Holy water. Okay, they have it on tap. Stay here. Okay, I'm going to go find Daddy. Okay, be right back. Don't touch water. Don't talk to strangers.
Okay, not too bad. Okay, containment. Maybe that's where he is. Um, Aaron. Ooh, there's a bunch of those boxes with three missing. What happens? What the Thank you. Sorry. I thought it was somebody else. Uh, hello. Okay, see you later. All right. So, one demon wasn't there, but if I Let's see. Maybe there's one in here. I can breathe again. Babe, what are you doing here? Where are the kids? We got to hurry. I left them in the lobby. You left them in the lobby? The exorcist Yeah, I don't exactly have a babysitter.
I have this on my own. So, we got to get out of here. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get captured. That's fine. I'm sure they're fine. What are they doing? Spray painting everything. Okay, that's pretty evil. Uh a They made that for you. kids. While this is nice, you shouldn't be spray painting things. Also, babe, when did they learn how to spell? I don't know. WEE. [screaming] WOW. WAIT. WOW. THERE HE IS. What's that weird guy again?
JUST SQUIRMING IN THERE. OH, remember me? Hi. THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION. RESPECT OUR FRIEND. NO, NO, REALLY. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M GETTING HIM. KIDS, stay here. We're going to go on a mission. Oo, car. Yeah, car. All right. WHOEVER GETS THEM DOESN'T HAVE TO CHANGE DIAPERS FOR A WEEK. OH, YOU'RE ON. All right, COME BACK HERE, WEIRD. [screaming] NICE TRY. YOU BETTER WATCH THE ROAD. WATCH your drive, butterfly.
Oh jeez. What even stop him? Where did these weird butterflies come? Kids, wait. Look, it's their first circle. Kids, how did you even get over here? Oh, no you don't. Just stand there and wait. What? STOP BOTHERING THE BUTTERFLIES. MY THINGS. WAIT, WHAT? How did the cat get? Get him. Get him, kitty. Oh, look. You going to do? What the? That's Hold on. OH, GIVE ME A MINUTE. I'M GOING TO JUST PULL MY PINK RIGHT.
I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE. All right. Do we stop that or do we just kind of let that happen? Yeah, I [screaming] think he's got it covered. All right, whatever. Let's get out of here then. Yeah. Uh, leisure thing. Should we let you see other boxes first? Nah, we should let them sit in there for a little bit. All right, kids. I think we HAVE A BARBECUE TO GO BACK TO. OH, YEAH. Looks like the barbecue, kids. OH, SOMEONE HELP. WE WOO. IT'S AN EMERGENCY, BUT FOR ME THIS TIME. GUY, YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
