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What's going on everybody? I'm hanging out here with one of my favorite humans in the world. This is my niece Avie. Hi guys. I'm Uncle Cannon today and Avie hasn't been down in a long time. Nope, not at all. The last time was like six or seven years ago. So anyway, I thought we had some really cool friends of mine Avie. Um They brought me uh some chickens that were half eaten from a raccoon. Okay? Okay. So here why don't you do this? This is kind of funny. Hold that camera. it. I got it.
Yeah. Hold the camera pointed at the action. You're hired. I love this. It's very like you know nonchalant this ca- this camera work. All right, so we got these this rac- these two chickens here. These poor guys were half eaten. You see that? By raccoons. So it's kind of gross. Are you okay with Let me see Let me show you guys something. Look at this kid's face. She's like, "What?" "What's up with my uncle?" It's whatever. It's cool, right? Yeah, it's whatever. Okay, yeah. All right, so let me explain you why is Avie down here? Avie was down here because her sister, my other niece,
is getting married soon and they were doing a little bachelorette excitement, right? Yep. Yeah, all right. Did you think when you said, "Hey Uncle Ken." Oh sorry about the camera work people. "Hey Uncle Ken, I want to stay a little extra and see you." Did you think you'd be feeding dead horrible chickens? No. Uncle Cannon brings the fun, you know what I mean? Yeah. W- Just what 19-year-old girls from New York want to do on their mini vacation. All right, cool. Now, here's the deal. So my buddy Kurt, he's a real Florida dude, okay? So these were his chickens and here's the raccoon that actually ate the
chickens. Yeah, Will was right. So he got the raccoon also. Yes, so there's the raccoon. So it's also alive? It's not alive. It's not alive, Avie. Um Unfortunately for the raccoon, it's not, but fortunately for our two friends, Snaggletooth Oh, look. Come here. Come here, Avie. This is kind of cool. They hear me talking. They know Sit. Look at this. Look at these maniacs. They know what's about to happen. So, here's Snaggletooth. This is Mr. Snaggy. Let me just make sure the female
All right, she's nowhere to be seen. Okay, there's There's Snaggletooth, you see? See him? You want to throw this up on the gram? You good? Yeah, I do. Yeah, come on. Let's do it. Oh, look, there's our girl. There's There's Dale. And then there's Snaggletooth. So, they know when I'm talking, they're smart enough to know when I have a guest. Mhm. They know something's about to happen. Now, she's gnarlier than him because she's quicker. Mhm. Although, he will surprise you. So, I guess what I'm going to do now is ask you to partake. You're You film from here cuz I don't want you to be in here
cuz your brother My brother will kill me if anything happens to you. So, I'm going to You stay right there. Keep an eye on them. I'm going to have two chickens in my hands and we're going to quickly get those chickens fed. And then, we're going to feed uh the raccoon. But, first the chickens. So, you just keep Yeah, all good? You're good. All right, so this is gross. But, this is like a good appetizer. Yeah. So, Oh, and the other thing, I shouldn't be wearing flip-flops, but whatever. I Come behind me a little bit. Okay.
Just right here. You don't have to worry. Watch this. We're just going to go bam, boom. Oh, you hit Oh, I got I actually got I got chicken juice in my mouth. Ew. I don't want salmonella. All right, let's go over here. Walk over here with me. He's busy. He don't care about you. Okay. All right, you see this? Yeah. Are you filming? Here, give me that. Why are you so scared? Come on, Avie. You're a tough New York City girl. Come on.
Bam, there you go. Look at that. They're happy. Is that amazing? That's so crazy. I mean, that's pretty cool, right? That's so cool. Yeah, that's cool. Now, Avie came down here when you were I think the time you here you hung out for a couple day not even a day with Aunt Dorothy and 14. It was you were 14. Okay, you're 19 now. So, that's about 5 6 years ago. Uh and then before that she was down here in 2016 and she was hanging out with Colin. You were a little peanut.
You're getting big, kid. Yeah, I know. I'm a dork. Uncle Cannon's dorky. Now, the good thing is that she's still got some situation going on here. She still has chicken in her mouth. We want to hook up Snaggletooth. All right, let's do it. Let's do it, right? Okay, we're going to do it. Yeah, look he's done. All right, so where you going? Where This is alarming. Let me tell you this is a Oh, look at her. Yeah. Now, when Abby was little I love sharing family stories. Abby was little we used to go bounce on the trampoline and Abby before she could even talk was telling me da. She was funny. So, it's a trip to see her at 19 years old. Anyway, just sharing. Okay,
it's a family show. Quite literally. All right, I'm a dork. Let's go. Uncle Cannon got Well, no we're not leaving. You stay there and make sure they don't come out. Thanks. Yeah, cool. All right, we're going to get this raccoon and we're going to give it to Snaggletooth. But, I want you to hold the camera and just keep the camera on me. got you. All right, you can narrate if you want. People want to hear. [clears throat] They want to know what you're about. All right, come on in a little bit more.
We're going to bring him up a little bit. Come on, Snaggy. Snaggletooth, come on. Oh my god, bring him up. COME ON. COME ON, SNAGGLETOOTH. LOOK AT HIM. IT'S GOING TO BE SO GOOD. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT. COME ON, CLOSER. GET OVER HERE. OH, OH, OKAY. IS THIS ENOUGH? OKAY, you guys. Okay, guys. Okay. You good? We're good. This is not Oh, look he wants to take that and go far away. She's going to go far away.
Snaggy. Snaggletooth, where you Come on in. You're You can come in. It's safe. Uh No. Well, no you're good because they're in the puddles. They're good. See, he disappears. He's going to hold on to that. You can stand right here. Be brave. Come on, it'll be cool. This is cool. He Well, just watch over her. She went the other way, right? She's over there. You stand right next to me.
Okay. Now, we're just having fun with her. All right, so there he is. So, now basically, he's going to take his time. He'll probably hold on to that for quite a long time. And then, like, he'll eat it. Yeah. Right? Yeah. So, you've never seen an alligator? No, I've never seen alligator. Really? Until right now. Cuz we didn't have them the last time you there's no alligators in New York. No, they're in the sewers. Oh. Did you never heard of that? Alligators in the sewers, old urban legend. Uh I would always go looking in my the sewers for alligators cuz years and years ago, like in the '60s and '50s, people would
buy baby alligators when they were on trips to Florida and bring them up to New York, put them in a fish tank, and the story goes when they started to get a little too big, I like how you doing it. No, I like it. Awareness, situational awareness. Hey, listen, you ride the subways? Yeah. You got to have that situational awareness, man. All right, so anyway, the people would bring these gators home, they'd get a little too big, or they'd lose interest in them, and they'd flush them down the toilet. So, that led to the urban legend that in the sewers of New York City, because it's a dark and hot and, you know, Yeah, it stays there. there's gators living in there. Now, I don't think that's true.
Although, it'd be really cool. How cool that you don't remember this reference, but some of you do. If there was Remember Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter? He was Australian. All right, mate. Yeah, he's a real fun guy. Can you imagine if there was a New York City version of the Croc Hunter who talked like this? Yeah, I'm going to go into the sewers. We're going to look for the some of the gators today. All right, I'm a This is fun, right? This is so fun. I'm still fun uncle. Totally. I'm the funcle. Let me tell you. All right, let's go have a Is that a pig?
Oh, that's a bird. You never know around here. I'm going to You go up that way. I think you've been brave enough. so, too. No, you're good, man. You're real good. Okay, here she is. So, she if you feel Are you feeling sassy? Do you want to come all the way across the bridge and see what she's up to or you good? I think I'm good. All right, cool. Well, that's that. There you go, kid. Here is Now, this is interesting. This, my friends, looks like a little sago palm is growing. This is actually a cycad.
Just a I believe this could be a sago palm. In the meantime, look at that. She's got a nice meal. He had a big meal. She might finish that, go over there and attack him. Who knows? The really cool thing, though, is that I get to hang out with my niece. I get to hang with my family cuz I'm like the weird one in the family. I left. Yeah, you're like the Floridian. I know, it's so weird, right? I'm like Florida man. It's so strange. But, anyway, here I am. Here she is. I'm very honored that she decided to spend extra day with her uncle. I got raccoon schmutz on my hands.
Not good. There'll be no hugging my niece at this moment. I'm going to clean up the Look. Let's go see what he's doing. Oh my god, it's so Doesn't get old for me, Avie. No, I'm good. At this point, you might have done all you need to do. But, here he goes. He's going to try and consume this. Yeah, yeah, this is good. Look at that handsome guy eating his raccoon. Oh, yeah. This is so much fun, Avie. You're missing out. I am. You could be sitting with me under this cypress, squatting down, watching a 13-ft gator mangle his meat.
The raccoon it is. Jesus. Anyway, good times at the old camp. Little family reunion. Got a wedding to go to soon. Bam. I hear uh, I hear my other niece. My other niece is very excited. She might be a bridezilla. I don't know. Am I allowed to say that or is that Whoa, was that too much? Oh god, cut it out. Edit that out. Oh god, we're not allowed to talk about that. No. We're teasing, man. Vicky can take it. I love my little Vicky also.
Both of them were little peanuts. Now they're like getting married, having kids. Not you though. No, not me. Amen. All right, getting in the cabana. Let's get out of here. All right, friends, that's it. Quick little video. Just wanted to, uh, feed off these animals, introduce you to someone I love dearly, and, uh, knuckles. Well, elbows. Got them. All right, curry and chicken garbage all over me. Don't forget to go to patreon.com/campcannon. Little quick video for you guys. Hope you enjoy it. I don't know.
Hit that subscribe button. Yeah, what's up? Uh, we'll talk to you later. There you go. She's It's more legit coming from you. Yeah. And I'll go, "Why do you What's on your hand?" Oh, I had a little accident. All right, I'll talk about that off camera. See you guys later.
