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Is Evan dead or is he alive? He died. What the hell? I'm furious. Oh, what the hell? I'm furious. I like the idea that every few minutes your scream of despair is interrupted by the silence of a loading screen. I'm stopping here again. Tyler. What? I'll pick you up. No, we have a cool map here with a devilish boss. OK. What the hell was that? notification that this will not be fundamental. My, my Grokho wings are already on their way. Your driver Jordan will arrive soon with half of your food Pay for your food, your tea, and get out of here. Well, guys. I have 20 minutes. They drove.
You can I gave up the girl to be here. It would be better if it wasn't 20 minutes. Devil. My food is arriving. He drives up to the gate. All I see on the left is a store and an exit. Does anyone else see this? Tyler, you are the host. Yes. Okay, I see. Well, you just made me, you just made me a host, you little No, I didn't. Yes, I did, you damn soul. I joined. No, I didn't join. I joined you. No, I didn't join. Why am I a host? I was not the host. Because you like to be a zombie host so that the connection is better. I don't give a damn about you being a dude But you also have a
very good type of NAT. No, I don't have one. I have a moderate NAT type. Mine is closed. I would probably like to be a host. I would like to be a host through Okay, let me cancel. Let me cancel the queue. How did you make me a host? I don't care. You couldn't even do that. You did it. So, you obviously can. No. Because I did it. I don't know how you did it, but you did. This proves that I didn't do it, because there is no such way. He did it. This is actually a serious map. So I don't want any jokes. We are here, we are here to play first-person shooter competitively. Oh, look at this. What the hell is this music?
Evan, look at these old people, Evan. Look at these old men here. Where, in the ground? These old guys. Oh yes. Evan, look, a guitar. Oh, that's cool. I'm good at these. Press X to clear the trash. Ah, cool. I'm good at these. You wait until I get my points. I am a host. You should have made me a host if you didn't want to. Well, then you'll have to open all the doors. I'm doing it anyway, you poor [__]. OK. I do this every time. Burn the bag. Oh, what the hell is this?
I did it. What kind of crap is this? Yeah, I think I thought the deer appeared because of. Why? Why.why does everything.why does everything glow in the dark? I'm burned out. We are covered. Another bag. I don't understand this concept with the pouch. You throw the bag into the fire, and it covers us, just like before. Oh, look. I fell. Yo, where the hell did you go? You went to the other side of town for a hot dog. Guys, come on. Pick me up.
My raid failed. Well, because. You're like that dude who says "he's a one-shot." One shot. Yes, I am like that. Why have you been gone for so long I dealt with the food he gave me. You understood.what does understood mean? He was checking her. I'm telling you what kind of dishes, what goes with what. Everything was laid out there. Okay [__] round of Sasquatch. Sasquatch Round. Reminds me of.it reminds me of the summer camp from that Gmod video. I ran into the fire. We have suffered brain damage.
Damage. Devil. Damage. Why does the game work like this? What the hell? Why is everything in slow motion? Oh, the connection was interrupted. What if I burn the bag this round? I will do it. Oh, this. Oh, this is the end. Dude, this.this round is so long. Oh, I think.Oh, [__]. We are restarting. Where the hell am I? I.I agree. Connection in slow motion. What the. What? Did you just restart? They made me see things that didn't exist.
These bags changed my reality. Everything turned into horror. Oh, okay. We really need to use this. It says here that the bags changed my reality. They made me see things that didn't exist. So we have to use the bag to see what is normally not visible. Well, look, guys, we're lighting a fire. So, she lived for herself. Ha? Never mind. Lou lived for himself, huh? You were already retired when we did this. Are you talking about taking turns telling the story? Yes, you did great When you punish, you are a fool, Just the two of you, damn it I was waiting for you to join in, but you didn't Louis just stepped in before knew who was next, and I thought it was going to be Brian. I lived for myself.
I am killed. I lived for myself.I am killed. I feel like we. I feel like this map is going to take seven hours. Damn, dude. These guys die with one hit. Yes, almost two. This is a monkey orgy. Monkeys [__] my friends. Come here, Po Dexter. Cut my.cut my rags. I'm. I'm going to die now. I'm really going to kick my hooves. To go to a better world. Good friend. Oh, just a little. Better than what I'm going to put in my pants right now I think we should, guys. I think we should restart.
We should restart. No, dude. I'll end with this. We spent all our money on the damn guns. We will lose I believe in him. I'm in slow motion. This is when you move here. You pause. I'm pausing. Why haven't we arrived yet? Okay, we can do this. I believe in us. What does Slappy Taffy do? Probably nothing. This is probably some kind of. humorous perk. Wait. Slappy Taffy says: "Increases melee damage and knocks back zombies when hit in melee."
Oh, actually, that's funny. Maybe Slappy Taffy is really good now. Not good, man. Oh, perfect. Like an idiot, you, please, please, save me. Beat them in close combat. Shut the [__] up. Beat them in close combat. Many people die every time you use this stupid strategy. What are " bomb shields"? Explosions won't stop you. Immunity to explosive damage. Oh, so you can detonate a grenade and explode with it.
Yes, it's like PC Flopper. So if you have a ray gun, it has an explosive effect. If you shoot yourself in the foot or with an RPG, there will be no harm. Oh my god. Your division, man. Is it worth going on this ramp? Why do I think this ramp. Guys, Ev is dead. I'm going to the guy, pick him up. He is dead. You still have perks. Lost all my perks. Missed the box. Stuck with a grenade launcher. Gentlemen, we have found some kind of Let's go straight to the tunnel.
Oh, you can buy more perks. Oh, my glasses. Look at my glasses, guys. 6969. Dude, I don't want to kill him because it will ruin my points. Lou, you have to kill this guy. I'm actually running out of ammo. I would rather die than lose 6969 points. Look at what you're wearing. Dude, you look like you could say that. But the problem is, even if I die, I'll lose Bunny and won't have 6969 points. And you guys, you better not take the nuclear weapon. If you see her, you have to get rid of Louis. Louis, there's a guy here. Lou, Lou, Lou. Thank you. 6969. Oh, yes. Oh, it's murder.
Damn it. I thought I'd help Lou get the kills for me. What happens if you go 6969? I killed myself. I swear to God. I press restart level. No, everything is frozen. I'll press now. I'll They drove. OK. See you later, Brian. There has to be a Pack-a-Punch, right? Yes. Oh my God. Come on, guys. I know I don't have many points, but not Oh, look at the top. Look at the top of the screen. Look up. There's a timer. Please, come on. Well, because. Please, please, please, please. This is unfair.
Why can't Louis go last? This is so unfair. Oh my God. I have a couple of guns to look at this. Look at my weapon. Well, because. Here, let me take a look. Oh my god. Two. Yeah, dude. We have two. We did four. Look at us. And your character looks like a fat guy. Look at his face. Look at his character's face. What should we do, man? We're just sitting here wasting our lives on [__], man. Although you might be right about those shiny things when we're high. Maybe we should treat the guys over there again This does nothing. I did it.
Oh, is that it here? Somebody, light your pipe and stick it in here, man. I like myself. Someone just Google this, dude. I swear to God, I'm going to die right now. I will help. I'll cover for you. Thank you. That's it. Ohrinites. in the description. That's it. Good. I caught him. E. Caught. This way, sir. Oh, you disappeared. Oh, no. I'm really going to die. Devil. Okay. Below is a description for your bodyguard. This guy sucks. I'm leaving. At the top of the description.
We don't know. We don't even know what to do, man. This game is over. You are stupid. Oh, you oh, you are If I blink long enough, I wonder if I 'll open my eyes and there it is again loading. Am I dead or is he alive? He is dead. Damn it, dead. What kind of nonsense is this? What the hell? It turns me on. Oh, what nonsense? It turns me on, man. Because I know mine. It happened to me too. You just flip upside down and slide through the floor. The your panicked scream being interrupted every few minutes by a loading screen and silence. You guys are really good at this game. Just shut up and stop all the killing. Like, I'm not kidding.
We don't even know what we're doing. We'll just get to round 24 and die. I can already see the future. You can't see the future. Like, do you even have any idea what we're doing here? Obviously, we know what to do. We know exactly what to do. This one has Mfield. No, it's an M1 Garand or a Springfield or something. M1 Garand. I love it. Hell yes. Hold the one who does this. Keep doing that.
This bell. Oh my god, my pants were shaking. I would like to kill some German. Finished. Just some [__] This turns me on. It seems we've warmed up. I ca n't get aroused until I hear this bell. I'll tell you, it's just porn for me No, I already am, dear. Give me a second. Ah, now it's ready. Even Viagra wasn't needed. We have the M1 Garand again. Class. Yes, I got it. I hit it. I have a lot of hits, it's crazy? to me. Stop it. Is that you? Enough, man. I'm going to [__] now.
What did he say? I have a teardrop in my pants. A white tear rolled down his leg. I was so emotional. White tear. He said I had a teardrop in my pants Yeah, something like He said someone cried in my jeans? I'm good, I, I, stop it. Tyler, you are such a shitty [__]. I would lose all my perks. Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey. Don't take any damage this round, guys. I have already suffered damage. Oh my God. Why the hell is this sniper rifle so stupid? Don't take any damage. Devil. I'm going to get hurt now. I got hurt, man. A tough test, man.
I lost my quick drinks and my [__] double shot. I don't care anymore, man. I have a headache and I'm tired. I want to sleep. Are you pregnant? No. I could get her pregnant. Oh, she knows, man. She will kill me if she gets pregnant again. And, to be honest, I would probably kill myself too. So, we're asking because you're acting like a hormonal [__]. Shut up, [__]. I'm going to die now. Okay, guys. I'm going to go and I'll get it. I just don't understand what to do. I'm not entering.
I don't care. Don't you dare, damn it. This is the only thing left to enjoy. Yes, damn. I'm going to die now. I will die because of this. I caught you. I Slow motion. I am dying. I almost [__] my pants. I really almost peed my pants. Where are my quick drinks? Where am I, you bastard? I bought this. I'm going to die now. They keep going and going. Lou, I caught him. I have a quick revival. Give me, give me, give me, give me. Okay, I'll cover for you.
Don't pick me up. I'm going, I'm, I'm running. I'm running inside the trailer. I'm going to try. It's just two paramedics rushing around. They're just going crazy No need. He is on a stretcher. No need. Just let me die. I don't care anymore Good. Where are the rest of the guys? I'm killing myself again. He just takes, you know, that medical mask with the tubes and all that. He just puts it on and suffocates himself with it. What, are you going to do 100 deaths? We, we have already done many such tasks. We can do this These tasks are not for a damn Easter egg, man.
Maybe they are part of it. They are going to give the type they will get a miracle weapon maybe. We don't know that. I know that. It's literally written in the description. Sit lower. Look at both. Stay alive. Zombies can't swim. I'm going straight into the swamp where they can't get you. Oho. Look underwater when you're high. They can't get me here. And when I'm high, I don't need to breathe. Look, I got He drowned. We need to fill his head with acid showers. Don't they count when they get close? I do n't know. Let's take a look. No.
What a waste. They are counted. Seriously? I don't think so. I can't see their souls. We're two out of 10, man. Let them come closer, you bastards. They do not count. Look, I'll restart if he goes around. Do any of you have, uh, acid? Of course. Yes. Yes, probably there is. Oh, in the game, by the way. What the hell? This guy showed up right here. Oh wow. He repeated what he said. I'm so tired, bro. I'm going to bed in the next 20 minutes.
It doesn't matter what happens. You have 20 minutes. That's fine with me, man. I think I need to see that loading screen again sometime. Like, if there's going to be a finale, it has to happen when the time comes. You just do it now. No, man, that would be funny, but it's wrong. That would be funny, but not right. Should I lift this guy's head? Lift up Neil's head, and then lift up your friend, you bastards. It must be nice to have money. I do n't have any more money. Listen, dude. Money can't buy happiness. Okay, it's right here. Buy a damn juggernaut, man. So that I don't shorten my life. You know what money really can't buy, man? They won't buy that damn. There's a creeping, half-trunk. I killed him.
We need to get back to that damn place where the robot's head is. But we need acid to activate it. Someone, someone, do it. Someone, let someone do it for me. I will die doing this. What is he doing? How much this worries me. I don't have a summary. I am a corpse. What are you guys going to do? I don't have a summary. We need a summary, actually. We have we need to get one. We share the results.
This is visible at the bottom left. If you have it if you have a small bag Oh, wait. I have one. Oh my God. Just put the damn summation together. We would have finished by now. Come back. Okay. Good. I carry a lot of them. Okay. Through my doorway. Wait. Give me two seconds, now. Right. I'm going up the hill now. Up the hill. Left. Up the hill. Down.
Right. I took the head. On the right. Here. Here on the right. Here. Cover me. I'll get.Take the head. I don't care now. You guys have to seize the moment. I do n't care now. Come on. I took the head. Next point. Next point. We are next. Oh my God. Devil. Sadly. Dog [__]. Devil. I'm dying. Idiots. I'm dying. Dog [__]. Idiots. I'm leaving. I'm running. Dude, you have to pick them up, man. I have no money. No friends, no life. No, I can't lift it. Devil. My God. I have this, this.
They get bored, just like me. This is not good. No, everything is fine. We are fine. Ewing. Evening. Ewing. I know. we cut the bag. Let me take the bag. Let me lift you up. Scissors. Double rise, because I am a god. Boredom. Three more. You have taken all the zombies. Look at this. He breakdances. I'm going to And then go the other way. Go the Okay. Who has a bag? I know. I don't have a bag. He's already somehow or something. Wait, do we have a bag? Every time you do that, I let that scumbag pass. Just post a [__] picture of him.
Someone, bag, man. Bag. You're wasting these killings. Damn, dude. Man, I wish we could restart the map. No. Did someone take that thing, man? He left. It's too late. What is Brian doing down there all this time? I'm trying to get the bag. I'm trying to kill a zombie. Our Asian friend, dude. It Everything is falling apart. And the guy who cares the most now has to save the day. This is incredible. I do n't have any improved barrels.
I'm trying. I don't have any perks. It's okay, dude. It's a pretty good shotgun, though. This is the best weapon in the game. There is a bag there. The bag was lying there all this time. Go to sleep. Go to bed, damn it. Devil. OK. This is the same race. This is the same Devil. Get rid of him. This is the same race. Take Evan. Look at Evan. This is the same race. Can we do this tomorrow? Can you shut up for two seconds, man? I will help you. You are alive.
I am in the kitchen. I will help you. I have an M1. I'm done. OK. All. OK. Touches. Todd. Time for this. I can't stand it. Kill yourselves, each one of you. Louis to a lesser extent. But still, if you have time, go [__] yourself. Damn it. I tried to lift Evan. I tried to lift him up. Oh my God. I tried to pick him up, man. 100 zombies came up from behind. A whole hundred. There was one. There was one skeleton there. The fastest [__] race in the world. There are a whole hundred of them there.
They all got me. They all attacked me from all sides. Is that the skeleton with the knives? Yes, dude. There's a zombie boss there that we don't even understand. We could do some research. Figure out how to play better. How the hell do you play better? dude. I'm not going to play this tomorrow, man. We have to end this now. Finish it now, dude Seriously? Look, Neil is activated. He is ready for Suddenly. Suddenly we needed a diploma. Oh this is a custom zombie map.
Yes, but we don't even know how to get through this map. We know. We do n't know. Our victory condition should be simple: activate all of Neal's challenges-and we win. You know, it's just to get the miracle weapon. I know it's just for that. Yes, but we need it, right? Yes. So, and then so. And then, " So, you're going to stay up for 4 hours?" It won't take four hours, man. This will take, well, a few hours. You can't shoot their hands off when they're in instant death, man. To hell with everything. I died. I will pick you up. No, that one. You guys are depressing me. I'll go for a walk, then jerk off, in that order.
Why don't you do it at the same time? Public demonstration. I have a new fitness bracelet. I put it on my right hand. [__] him for a walk. I'll put it in the room. Counts three times as many steps. Damn it. My bracelet will think I'm having a seizure. Do you think you're sprinting? I, the tin, I, I'm at two degrees Celsius, and you're ruining everything. Oh my god, I [__] screwed up Ah, here it is. Thank you for watching. You guys had a great time. Like and subscribe to this video. I need to go to bed. And if you're watching this and you're a Wildcat, then [__] off I'm right here, dude. I hear it. I'm going to bed.
Okay, I went to jerk off on a walk. You ruined everything, man. What happened? You ruined everything, man. So, it's all over. Brian went for a walk and a wink. It's over, man. I was just taking the walkie-talkies. No, you didn't take any [__]. Don't you even dare say that. I was actually set on being a fool and playing for another hour and a half if you wanted, but you ruined everything. One and a half. Okay, then stop pretending to be what you want. Now you're suddenly like, "Oh, what happened?" Well, I was just getting ready.
Well, I.I.you said it would take 20 minutes. That was a lie. It would take an hour and a half, probably. We could do it tomorrow. But who cares, you know? I don't mind recording another video. I'll [__] play this stupid card with monkeys, camp, acid, and smoking robots. I experienced your concern about SP. We'll see how it burns. Yes.
