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This is 100 layers of boys versus girl toys. But which one is harder to break? Today we are finding out by competing in an extreme race through five layers that get stronger and stronger. I'll be racing through layers like trucks and Nerf. And my wife Rihanna will be racing through layers like Barbies and Makeup. And the first one to hit the escape button proves they are better once and for all. My first layer is nothing but Hot Wheels. And my first layer is nothing but dolls. I don't want to destroy her. She's too cute. This is the nice thing about boy toys. They're not cute. That went flying, [screaming] I am so sorry, man.
Did you ever use these growing up? Yeah. These are notorious ankle breakers cuz at any moment, bro, the Razor scooters would come back and I got flashbacks just THINKING ABOUT THIS. WHY ARE YOU OH MY GOSH. THAT ACTUALLY DID SOME DAMAGE. I TOLD YOU SO. H What is this? It's heavy. Is this just a weight? Are you good? Whoa. WHAT DID YOU JUST USE? I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE trusted with the stool. Boys make trouble. They make mess. And like he would turn a scooter into a weapon. That's not always true. Name one thing that we've done that's dangerous in videos.
Can we just play a few clips there? Oh my god. How's it going? I regret my decision. Editor, please. You don't have to do that. Don't Don't show that clip. Definitely don't show that clip. Jeez, Ram me. Are you sure? All right. Are you ready? Yeah. A LITTLE GENTLE and anything but that clip. Okay, guys. I'm My intrusive thought is winning. What is in the toilet? Oh, that's sabotage right there. When you try your best, but you don't succeed.
Toys be toys. You got to fight fire with fire. Truck always beats cars. Really successful. I think I have made more progress than him to be honest. You're like denting the cars. Oh my gosh. It looks like my headset dent. Okay. Come on. Wait. We're making progress, guys. We have eliminated the Hot Wheels and now we're on to the track. But look at what fell behind there. What fell behind from there?
Wait, dude. Okay. Do you know what this is? These are fire coins hidden in all five layers. We can use this to get a new weapon. Follow me to the blessing of balls. You might want to pay attention here. What is that? Do you know what this is called? A bubble gum machine. No. Try again. A ball machine. Close. Ball pit ball machine. It is the balls of blessings. You put the coin in, spin this thing a couple of times, and voila. It's a Sonic axe sledge. Sonic the sledgehog.
Bro, why does Shadow look so goofy? Huh? You're just going to broken through most of your layer. I think your COIN MUST BE ON the floor. I SEE IT. It's been sitting here for the longest time. Let's go. Shadow is the best. Don't tell Sonic, but Shadow's cooler, dude. This is going to help us get through our layers so fast. Watch this. We just broke like 20 cars. I have my the blessing. Ah, okay. I'm putting the coin in and I'm rotating it. What do I do? Something good.
What is this? Oh, no. Um, is this is not the real tooth fairy. Don't worry. Look at this. This feels She's being armed. OH, WAIT. I made so much more progress. Preston. Oh my. This is why you want to find the coins inside of each layer. Preston, you're going down. Maybe we can pull the lair towards us. We're going to try. Oh gosh. You got it. Bro, I feel like I'm at the chiropractor. I sir, I'm going to need you to breathe out. That'll be $250 and we don't take insurance. Oh, THIS IS LAYER ONE.
OH, our second layer is nothing but Nerf gun. So, what's happening is I'm changing gloves cuz I'm going tryh hard right now cuz I refuse to lose. Okay. I'm afraid I'm going to get a splinter. Look, you got to have them out. Sometimes you got to give the ladies some help. I don't want to get a splinter. All right. That's really hard. Yeah, that's really hard. I can't help WITH THAT. THAT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
YEAH, that is really hard. I'm not going to lie. HARDER THAN IT IS. I [screaming] thought he was supposed to help. Me, too. Okay, we got to test out. We got to see how tough this Nerf layer is. This is crazy. Hold on. Okay, I think it's tea time. Hey yo, stop talking, BRI. THAT SCARED ME. WOO! OH MY GOSH, DUDE. Like the Nerf bullets be flying. Oh, wait a second. THIS IS A BIG BOY.
STUCK. WAIT, LARRY. This looks good, right? Wait. Is she about to make it through? No. Is she about TO GO THROUGH? RIPPING IT DOWN. OKAY. GET DOWN. LISTEN, I tell you off camera. Green little scary a little. That's disturbing. Jeez. That was a racket. Got it. YOU GOT IT. YOU MESSED UP MY JOKE. YOU HOOK. I've never played tennis, but today the day to start. Don't forget, we have to find the coin that was in the Nerf layer so we can upgrade the weapon. It could be anywhere.
Now we're on to the second layer, which is arts and crafts. I've never been good at that. So, it's time to destroy it. Oh, dude. You know what I think? Okay. Behind this. Oh, I think it's behind this. It's got to be behind that. First of all, let's see if we can just see the coin. There's no way Bree's going to find her coin first. We're almost done with our second layer. You're literally almost done.
I know. I just got to pull out this Frisbee and see if it's behind this. Let's just see it really quick. Like, what if the coin is just like out? WHAT? I FOUND THE COIN. WHAT? YAY! I'm going through the machine now. I'm feeling insecure. Where's the coin? Yes, I called it. Put in the coin. Twist. And what do we have here? Is this a little boo knockoff? Okay. Thank god that's not my weapon. That looks terrible. That's not going to help her win this race.
How do you use this tool? You swing it. Are you in a safe place? Oh, what? Wait, wait a second. Is this what I think it is? May the force be with us. Another one. I'm dild. This is Bree's first time using some dangerous weapons. I'm very scared of this. My birthday is literally May the 4th. I was born for this weapon. OH MY GOD. SORRY. Did you break it? No. Bro, how does this break?
Dude, this ain't supposed to be made out of plasma. Take this Furby. Watch out, Larry. She call me a furry. Oh, a Furby. Oh, Furby. Shush. I called you a furry. I miss. Oh, this is crazy. It's stuck in the arts and crafts. Gosh, it's like a short saber now. It's about how tall Bri is. I am short, but that's okay. I'm compensating. She's a little shouty, if you know what I mean. Oh my lanta. They don't call her Miss Thickham for nothing.
I do. And everybody in the Fire Nation is allowed. I'm giving you the pass. I don't think that should BE ALLOWED. I'M GOING TO just not say anything. Dude, we have poked a hole to the next layer. I don't know what it is. Wait a second. We're going prehistoric. I was waiting for him to call me old after he said that, but I was going to say, bro, we're going back to WHEN BRI WAS BORN. I KNEW IT. NO, GUYS. GUYS, if you didn't know, Bri is 4 months older than me. Just letting you know. Married a dinosaur.
This is disturbing cuz I'm just being watched by a headless jaw the whole time I'm here. We could use the Hot Wheels layer against our Nerf layer. Great painting of Niagara Falls. This thing's heavy. Rohan, you missed. That was a good one. THAT WAS SATISFYING. ARE YOU OKAY? YEAH. She's just bobbing me. Okay. I break something. She breaks something. That was so scary. Oh, we're almost there. We just got to pull this back so we can hit OUR NEXT LAYER. EVERYONE STAND BACK. WHAT? WHERE DID SHE GET A BOWLING BALL?
STAND BACK. I'VE NEVER seen her bowl anything close to a strike. I don't. So, like I would actually not stand. You know what she does? She does gutter balls. And right now, this is the gutter. Present. Leave there. No, cuz you told me to. NO. OKAY, BRI, let's hit the Let's let the baby stand a little. This is straight aura. Yeah. Now we can get this side off. Really easy. You are easy. Gee, boss. Oh my god. All right, that's it. Damage belly.
My hammer REALLY SUCKS. THIS HAMMER IS AWFUL. It's like foam. Bri, you didn't tell me it was hammer time. It's hammer time. But now it's I have to ask you a question. What? I don't know. You just wanted to make the joke, did you? You just wanted to make the joke. That's all I had. Now Bri actually's got some dank jokes. YEAH. A finally we've completely cleared out the second layer and we're on to the dinosaurs. There's a lot of energy to get through those two layers and there's still three more to go in this race.
Look at this. Was that Bri Chief has a message for you, Chief Rex? He said that I beat you and boys drool a lot. Boys smell like onions. Wait, in what world do we smell like onions? I know that's not what Chief called to say. Rex, is Chief Rex? Some of the people listening haven't subscribed and I will attack them. Don't worry. Everyone has to subscribe. Did my wife just threaten the party? Chief, is that really what you said? She's so hot when she's angry.
I'm not angry. I do wish I was a little taller to get to the corner of this though. Excellent. What's wrong? There is an impostor among us in this layer. No, you're not talking about this, bro. This was my hero growing up. I can't tell you the amount of Barney I watch. Do you know what I'm holding behind my hand? I'm holding our childhood Barney. Dude, it's dangerous. He was everything to me. It's working. I see cookies back here. I don't know WHAT TO DO. OH. Oh my goodness.
OH MY. WA. Crossing timber. That might have been the hottest thing I've ever seen. You're so strong. You're so manly with that random bat thing. It's cricket paddle. Cricket. What is cricket? I'm going in. Okay, come on. Get out of here. Freaking dude. I'm so deep in my le I'm like inside of it now. WAIT, LARRY, what if my coin is inside the kettle? I'm telling you right now, dude. We need that coin. This layer is too tough to use the current weapons. Okay, Bri, I'm pretty sure you're just pickaxing the floor.
I just Something is in here. I can tell. I almost got it. Oh, it [screaming] is. It's steaming in there. Well, look here, boys. Huh? I opened it. [screaming] I don't know if I should stick my HAND IN THERE, BUT I THINK I see my coin. You got to go first. No. Bri, go ahead. Bri, you go first. You found your coin. Yeah. Go ahead. Go first. I thought I was winning. Go ahead and go first.
This is mine. WHATEVER. NO, IT'S NOT. PUT IT IN THE COIN. THIS IS MINE. BREATHE. THIS IS LISTEN. LISTEN HERE. This is mine. Sugar. Wait a there. Oh, dude. It's clobbering time. These are the Hasbro Marvel Avengers game. The Hulkfist. I don't think my weapon's going to be as a dude. It's freaking smashing time. It is now my turn. I am putting the coin in and turning it to get something marvelous. It is a unicorn, but instead of a horn, we got a sword.
It's a spiritorn. It's a spiricorn. I love it. It's clobber and diamond. Imagine being a prehistoric dinosaur and losing to the fish. With great fists come great responsibility. YOU'RE LETTING IT. You're letting it fit you over. Sorry. This is Oasis green. OH, THAT'S CRAZY, BRO. WHERE YOU AT? THIS HOLE IS exactly what we needed. And you can get these now at major retailers. This is where it's time to go with the kick. Oh. Yep. Bro, when in doubt, feed out. You should try this technique. They didn't even notice. They didn't What? GET OUT OF HERE.
HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT DOWN? [screaming] Sweet mother of Joseph. Look at this. This is the fourth layer. After this, there's only one more to go and then we can win this race. Bri, why don't you just let go of this challenge? It's bouncing back. That's a lot of yamage. Preston, stop admiring your yams. And look at this. You're using the technique. LOOK, that technique has been passed down since my great niece. Her name was Felicia and she was ferocious. Lego layer is going to be tough. These things are bricked up. Oh, I didn't think it was a real skip in here, bro. BE GONE, DEMON.
YOU ALMOST MISSED. SORRY. Are you okay? Yeah. Just uh dealing with a dead MEME RIGHT NOW. I THINK MY LAYER is harder than Preston's because I have a fence on top of my layer. My lady, hello, princess. Didn't see that. My lady, we're too busy thinking about how to get through these Lego. It's time to see if we're worthy to let go. Princess, would you please acknowledge me? Hi, poison. Am I worthy? Yes. [screaming] AH! OH MY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO throw that at me for some reason. I'm going to throw it at you, boy.
What you got? Um, what was that? Like the ken saw that came with the Barbie Playhouse or what? Cuz like I don't remember uh there being girl salt toys. Totally. This is going to make the most satisfying explosion. Be prepared to witness greatness in 3 2 1 FOR MY MALE AUDIENCE. THAT WAS SICK. FOR THE love of God, this layer is annoying. What is that? Hey, Bri, listen. If you're going to talk smack and be disrespectful, you're beautiful. Thank you. And you smell good.
Thank you. Most of the time. Yay. I did it. Oh, okay. I thought SOMETHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN. THAT WAS ONE OF THE HARDEST layers I think I've ever done. Hi, Preston. I like that. I'm happy now. I have a pillow. I have a mystery plushy. Wait, wait, open another one. Wait, let me open one. Let's see who's got more. The coin could be in here. These are new toys. They're available right now in Target and soon to be Walmart. How about this? If you call it correctly, you have to give the other person your coin. Deal.
All right, dude. Oh, frick. Wait, I wish I hadn't agreed to that. I'm calling Shining Preston for I'm calling Cactus Jones. It's the ultimate horror moment. It's the ultimate war moment. Saran wraps. There's no faking this if it's real. This thing is vacuum sealed, airtight. Wait, Bri, are you ready? We're going to do the shape dive. Yeah, I thought. Don't we need to? Three, two, one. Oh my [screaming] gosh. WAIT, DID YOU GET I GOT IT.
I GOT CACTUS JONES. CAN YOU KEEP I WANT THAT ONE. I don't have it. But if I give this to you, I won't do the coin thing. I just want him for my desk. Use the coin thing. I just want him for my desk. I swear. Okay, then that's allowed. You're definitely not going to use this to take my coin, are you? No, I wouldn't. Sorry. Did not mean to hit your face, but I did tell I was Look, we have cactus, Preston. There literally was a coin under it.
No. Was it behind? I didn't check THE NO, THEY GAVE THIS TO ME. IT WAS. I didn't do it. If it COULD now listen now hear me out now. Hear me out. If Bri has two coins, we got to start speeding up here. I only have one. I only have one right now. No more Mr. Nice Yams. Redeeming my first wa Oh my goodness. This axelottle is so heavy. Oh, there we go. Oh, we got a hole. I don't know if we could kick through it. No, just it's heavy. Don't forget there's another coin in here somewhere cuz I got Preston's.
Come on. Yes, bro. What the heck? Our last and final layer, the action figure layer. Bro, we got Captain Spock. Just kidding. This is Captain America. I think the coin might be in here. Just give up right now. You don't have to do this. Don't give up. Save yourself. Save yourself the embarrassment. Okay. This is the face of a winner. Not that you're not a winner, but this is the your face is the face of a second winner.
I just found a coin. How about that? I'm redeeming. My next weapon. Hey, sledgehammer. Sweet bean burritos. What is a sledgehammer going to do? Wait, it's a shorty hammer. It's pretty cool. That's the shortest sledge I've ever seen. It has superheroes like the Hulk on it. That was definitely supposed to be mine. And they're action figures. I think they're superheroes. Just enjoy your weapon, man. Thank you. I will. That thing looks heavy, Bri. That thing is very heavy.
Okay, Bri, I propose I can see you're struggling there. I have a trade offer. I will give you the wizard's pull for what should have been my mini sledge. No. Take C's back, Caesar. I don't want that. You can take it. Thank you. She made a grave mistake. Oh no. She made a grave mistake, bro. Oh, this is like an ore for a boat. Yeah, Bri, you should be on the out. You can get out with that. I can. Yeah, it's long. I don't know what this is.
Oh, I'm so glad we MADE THIS TRADE. OH, LOOK HOW cute he is. Preston, can we keep him? What is that? So cute. Can you guess my favorite superhero? Iron Boy. Well, I know it's Iron Man, but it looks like Iron Boy. Okay, Larry, look at this. It's lighting up back here. It's Neverland. Why is a human torso in my layer? It's a makeup or a makeover layer. I never had a body when I You never had a body. Look at this body in my layer.
Come on. We're having to use this less like a sledgehammer. More like a ram A ramer. Hey, I always say slam a ram for the fam. I don't think you've ever done that. Here you go, Preston. I put something really important in here. have it. I dropped it. You dropped the lunch box. I don't know what this is. Uh I'm not a brony. Quintage to the balls of left. Wait, he got a coin already. It was in the lunch box that you threw in.
I gave him a coin. You gave him a coin? No. Okay. Something of how this feels wrong. This is OH, IT'S A SLOT. ZIMBA. SIMBA. All right. This is going a little too far. This is about Bro, what the what are you? Pink is not my color. The slingshot's ready. And we have the perfect ammunition FOR NO, BRO. It blocked my hole. No. Okay, that's the opposite. That's the opposite of what was supposed to happen. I'm going to get out and throw things, Larry. Right here.
Bro, we just sent it and made a giant hole. Hand launching. Oh yeah, that's the bully. WELL, I went through the other side. Give it. Oh my. YES. WAIT. Extended reach. Use the hand. Touch the button. GET THE OUTRO MUSIC READY. BE AFRAID TO REACH FOR THE BOYS. BE AFRAID TO CLICK INTO ONE OF THESE VIDEOS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT to bring home the W for the boys. Bri, this is not your moment. This is my moment. Preston, you're not the main character. BRI, STOP IT. DON'T FALL. I am not. Oh, come on, Vanessa. You need to grow more.
She stopped drinking MILK TOO EARLY. GIRLS ARE STRONG. [screaming] LARRY, I think I can make it out. No. Should have done that from the beginning. Hurry, hurry. I just reached. You're so close. Hurry. Just go. I SHOULD HAVE MADE A BIGGER HOLE. WHAT? I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M actually going to No, no, no, no, no. I STUCK ON THIS ONE. [screaming] YOU'RE A WIN. BOYS, LISTEN. I did not let you down. Please click either one of these videos because you know, you know deep down that I won this video. Okay. Or click cuz you're really happy that I won and you want to watch.
No, do not click if you're happy that Bri won. I WOULD RATHER YOU NOT WATCH ANOTHER VIDEO and play the outro music. Hold the W next time.
