How many girls have said, "No, I can only be a sister to you." Get your boots, lace buddy. Get hep to the jive. Step in and see Smiling Sam, the zoot suit man. Step out with a zoot suit with a drape shape and a reet pleat. Wear an ankle length jacket with three foot shoulders, pants that begin at the chin, zoom to a 54 inch knee, then fade softly to a three inch victory cuff. Get hep. Get one. Get lost in a new zoot a suit. Jackson. What's jumping, chick? Slip me some skin, my friend. Well, I'll reet. Well, I'll root. Well, I'll right.
Let's take a little righteous jump. Do you hear me? That's all, Jackson. The rock. Oh! [screaming] I love you. When I'm with you, I'm what you call a hepcat. I'm hep to the jive. I'm in the groove, darling. Now you're really Sentimental Jackson. You set my soul on fire. It is not just a little spark. It is a flame. A big roaring flame.
I can feel it now. It is burning. [snorts] Say, something is BURNING AROUND HERE. [screaming] NO! [screaming] IF YOU'RE EVER DOWN IN TEXAS, LOOK ME UP. Where men are men and love it, and the girls are sure glad of it. Man, if you're ever down in Texas, look me up. Everybody's going to holler, "How do you do?" How do you do? Everybody there'll be saying, "How are you?" We raise corn for hot tamales and goat bellies for the ballet. Boy, if you're ever down in Texas, look me up.
Ask anyone for Tommy. Everybody knows of me. They'll tell you where I'm riding at bar W X or Y or Z. If you all come to Texas, look me up. We got everything in Texas looking up. If you ever down in Texas, look me up. Now, ask anyone for Tommy. Everybody knows of me. They'll tell you where I'm riding at bar W X or Y or Z. So, if you all come to Texas, look me up. We got everything in Texas looking up. Am I right or am I river? Man, this state is a killer diller. If you're ever down in Texas, LOOK ME [bell]
YEEHAW! BYE, I'M HEADED for Texas. Olé! Final instruction. The table is set for the grand banquet. You are to guard it with your very life. Especially from the King's Mouseketeers. Should you fail, no department, what is more, sacre bleu, sacre bombon, off comes the head. Comprenez-vous? Allez. Avant! Et en garde!
Alouette, gentille Dear Cousin Muscles, I am having serious trouble with Tom. Need your help at once. Jerry.