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Today I'm tasting these creepy foods in the Simpsons universe to find out which one is the worst for your teeth. Last time, Homer's diet almost destroyed my teeth. To save Springfield, I must defeat the cursed food of the great pumpkin, with only failure in reserve. I made pumpkin bread for you. Bread made specifically for pumpkins? It's actually made from pumpkins. Revenge! Oh, no! Wow, what a scary artifact. Oh, wait, we're at Homer's house. Is this a meteorite? Let's go see what's inside. Hey, Homer, what's in that meteorite? Wow, space marshmallow. Wow, space marshmallow? I don't think you should eat that space marshmallow, Homer. No, you just ate that space marshmallow.
Well, I guess we should try it. Here's how to prepare it. Start with a few giant marshmallows. Add them to the bowl. We'll throw them in the microwave and then add liquid gold. Luxuriously. Oh, it looks very sticky. There is a lack of bright colors. So let's add our secret ingredient, liquid gold. And here it is. We have a radioactive glowing marshmallow. It stinks. It is so elastic. Oh, wait, that's a stretching marshmallow. It's so sticky. Sugar that sticks to your teeth all day will lead to cavities. How could you eat that disgusting thing? Sorry, Marge. I had no choice but to eat that abomination, because the damn pumpkin is trying to give everyone cavities, and my goal is to help everyone win. If you're in Springfield, in the evil house, let's go
inside with Homer. This place is really scary. Hey, hey, do you sell any food here? Frozen yogurt, which I call frogurt. Oh, frogurt? Sounds great. I'll take it. Beware, a terrible curse lies upon it. This is bad. But it comes with a free frogurt. That's good. Also cursed. This is really bad. But since it's free, let's try this frogurt. Froghurts! Now for the filling: I'll take the gummy bears. Wait, those are chewy eyes.
Donut sprinkles? And I'll have some chocolate syrup. Oh, it looks delicious. Free filling. Looks like some damn shoes. A spoon, please. Hand-spoon? Oh. That's such a creepy piece of ice cream. Oh, my teeth Technically, Greek yogurt contains calcium, which means it is good for your teeth. But all of these fillings were loaded with sugar that would curse my teeth with cavities. One dish is ready, let's move on to the next. We're in Homer's kitchen, and it looks like he has a monkey's paw. Let's see what he comes up with.
Turkey sandwich. Oh, okay. Turkey sandwich. On rye bread. With salad. And mustard. Wow, that's too much mustard. Hey, Father. I wish this would become a reality. Salad. The turkey is a little dry. Oh no. It looks like Homer is going crazy over the dry turkey. Hey, calm down, Homer. Turkey is actually not bad for your teeth. This is quite tasty. This pumpkin barely challenges me. But let's see what he has prepared next.
It seems like everyone has turned into chocolate bars. So let's eat every Simpsons character in the form of bars. Let's get the first candy. Chew your mints. This is chocolate with mint filling. Next we have " Bart's finger," which is technically just Butterfinger. Basically milk chocolate with a crunchy peanut butter filling. It's very tasty, but the filling gets stuck in your teeth. No. Next up- Marge's bar. A huge chocolate bar. Chocolate melts quickly, but caramel sticks to your teeth. Marge's bar is a direct path to cavities.
Forget it. Time for Maggie's lollipop. Oh, that's a sour pacifier. It is covered with crystals of sour citric acid. Oho. I'm salivating. This is very sour. Sour candies destroy teeth faster than others. And last but not least, the "Oh, Homer" bar. Oh, he looks like poop. But it smells like chocolate and fudge. Let's break it in half and see what's inside. Oh, it's super crispy. Mm, it's very chewy. Who would have thought that eating The Simpsons would be so delicious? Only Simpsons candy causes cavities, which is not good for teeth. But at least Lisa is an apple, and that's good for your teeth.
Let's see what this damn pumpkin has prepared next. Let's see what's next on the menu. Instead, gingerbread children. They are gingerbread without bones. Let's cut them up and start with the head. Let's go carol with the witches and see what they get. Hey, what did you get? Apple in glaze. Take your apple and plant it. Now that it's on a stick, I'm pouring melted caramel over it. And just like that, you got a fresh apple in caramel.
The best caramel apple. It's just a shame that the caramel sticks to your face and teeth. What else do they have? Caramel chips. Caramel chips? Well, I have a piece of cod. Now let's add the caramel. It has ice cream inside, so it must taste great. So, let's glaze it with caramel. This is such a sweet fish I can smell the sugar, but I think it will be quite tasty. Oho. It was your wish. Caramel chips are actually very tasty.
Ice cream fish is much better than real fish, but it's definitely worse for my teeth. Let's see what's next on the menu. Wow, we're near a power plant. Let 's go inside and see what Homer has in store for us. Oh, let's go. Come inside. Come on. Oh, Mr. Burns is doing some creepy business here. It looks like they make scary candy. All that candy will cause cavities. below. I like his temperament.
Ah, this is mild digestion. We're here in Homer's control room. Let's break in there and get a donut. Wow, damn donut. This is a great donut. This donut just sent Homer to the underworld. Now he is forced to eat donuts for the rest of his life. This will cause cavities. We have to save Homer before he eats all those donuts, because his teeth will literally rot if he eats that many donuts. All of these donuts are really delicious. Here in the big gym, and here is the big pumpkin. Here are some pumpkin seeds. Don't offer him pumpkin seeds. Oh, well, here comes Willie the cleaner. Maybe we should eat these seeds too. Pumpkin seeds are a great snack for your teeth.
It is rich in protein, but be careful, the husk can get stuck in your gums. We are near the Quick Mart. Let's go inside and get a slrappa. Come in. Let's go inside the slrappa store. Hey, what's going on there, boss? You know, there's a lot of sugar in that slurpee. How long are you going to let me drink this stuff? Well, it would be nice if you continued drinking it. Let me try. Wow, that's too sweet. This will give you cavities. It's full of sugar. If you love frozen drinks but your teeth ache after them, you need a toothpaste for sensitive teeth, which is why I created Biotene. It helps your teeth so you can enjoy cold treats. Oh,
hello, Bart and Lisa. This looks dangerous. Lots of cavities. Let's build it. It looks delicious. We have creepy chips. They look like burnt potatoes. They taste like super crunchy Pringles. Rotten chewing worms. They have a lot of strange flavors. Not so bad. With 70% less sugar, it's a healthier alternative, and you can feel the difference. They are not too sweet. Chocolate eyeballs. Inside are mini marshmallows. Witch's brew. What the hell is witch's brew"? Let's try them. This witch's brew smells like dust. You know, she's fattening you up just to eat you. Hey, look, it's Homer who's come to save us. We need to
eat our way out. Just tear off the roof and get out of here. Gingerbread. There's a lot of icing here. These sugar walls are delicious, but they can cause cavities, so you need to quickly run to brush your teeth. Let's move on to the next location. We are at Simpsons school. Let 's go to the dining room and see what there is to eat. Chef, what are you cooking today? Due to recent budget cuts, I'm using grade F meat. Grade F meat? Abomination. Want another " Jimbo the rascal"? Well, I guess I'll take " Jimbo the rascal." It definitely looks sloppy, and I see some strange pieces in the meat. Oh, that's definitely grade F meat. What else do you have, cook?
Hey, here's a German club sandwich. Oh, so we have sausages. This is a giant hot dog. Oh, this German sausage is definitely low quality. We need to get out of this dining room. Let's move on to the next location. We're at the Simpsons house having a barbecue. Oh, it seems Kang and Kodos have arrived, they're going to fry us now. Oh no, weapons. Brains. Fly swatter? Looks great. Mm, crispy. Sloppy Joe. Oh, Sloppy Joe. They look really good. Mm, they are very tasty. Let's see what Homer has. Pork chop. Oh, pork chop. Oh, let's try this chop. Oh, she's very tough. I don't know why anyone would want to eat that.
She is so dry. Yes, at least this chop won't cause cavities. Next-the final dish from Kang and Kodos for me. Tasty body parts. Chewing fangs, chewing bones. Brains. Fingers and even eyeballs. Oh, so chewy. Oh, super sour. Mm, chewing body parts stick to teeth, but we've finally gotten through all the meals, which means we're brushing our teeth with the best set of brushes. After eating all these damn foods, there was only one final thing left to do-prove to the pumpkin that I could brush my teeth after all these If I win, the damn pumpkin promises to clean my teeth with Fact Lab, but if I lose-I'm guaranteed to get cavities by
midnight. This is the U Smile electric toothbrush. It has a camera so we can scan the teeth and see where the most plaque is. But a great toothbrush wouldn't be complete without a great toothpaste. This is Fact Lab toothpaste, which I have been developing for the past two and a half years. I wanted to create the tastiest toothpaste on the planet, and I finally did it. It is already on sale. You can buy it on amazon.com or backlab.com. You have to try it. I promise, once you try it, you'll never want to use anything else. Fact Lab. This brush uses super-smart artificial intelligence to suggest where to clean best. Wow, she
made such a cool sound. Let's turn it over and scan my teeth. Click here and the camera will turn on. Oh yes. The app shows a perfect 100%. Thanks to the power of Fact Lab, my teeth are clean and strong. Which means Mr. Pumpkin has to brush his teeth with Fact Lab. Okay, Mr. Pumpkin, give me your head. Oh, we caught him. Fact Lab. Oh, yes. Well, Mr. Pumpkin, here's your daily dose of Fact Lab, watermelon mint flavor. Hold on. Wow, we turned it into a watermelon pumpkin. So, Mr. Watermelon Pumpkin, how do you like the taste of the Watermelon Fact Lab?
Delicious. Well, you heard it all from him yourself. Buy Fact Lab today.
