This is me, and this is my boyfriend. He's a police officer, and I'm in jail. This is a very weird situation. Why am I here? How did this happen, you ask? Listen. Monday, I went to a store to buy a new dress for our date. I couldn't decide which one to get. Then I saw a police officer, and no, it wasn't you. It was another officer. He dropped some money. At first, I thought about keeping it, but then I decided to give it back. But, that's when everything went wrong. Hmm? Huh? The officer thought I'd stolen the money from his pocket. Next thing I knew, handcuffs, a police car, and here I am.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to get out of here fast. Oh, through the air vent? No. I'm scared. Okay, but it might be my only chance. [screaming] Well, I'm ready. Let's go. Oh my gosh, there are so many tunnels. Which way do I crawl? Oh, I'm going this way. Ew, I knew it. There are spider webs in here, too. Hey, I can see a light. Just a little bit more. Come on, faster. Why does nobody clean in here? Ew, that's much better. Come on, we're almost there. I can see the exit.
Oh my gosh, where am I? And why is this place so empty? Ew, what kind of room is this? Is that a spider nest? Uh-oh. What am I supposed to do with this place? I can't live here. This is definitely worse than jail. Wait, there's something here. Hmm, what's inside? Whoa, so many tools. Does he expect me to renovate this place all by myself? Me? Okay, challenge accepted. I'm turning this into a proper girly hideout. Let's go. [cough] We're going to need some tools. Hey. First, I need something that can cut through wood. Hey, be careful out there. Don't let the police chief get suspicious.
Ooh, babe. What's this? Oh, this will work. I'd better go. I need to be really careful with this saw. It's so sharp. Oh, I've got an idea. First, I need a bed. Where else am I supposed to sleep? Grab a piece of wood. Grab the saw. And start cutting. Wow, I'm pretty strong. I'll need several pieces of wood the same length for the bed. Not bad. I can't believe I can actually do this. Great. Now, I need a nail. Hey, where are the nails? Oh, no. I have to go back behind bars. Okay, I need nails and a hammer. Right, a hammer, too. Hey, find me some nails and a hammer. But, be careful.
He's watching you. [whistles] Wow, what's this? Ah, I'll read the instructions later. I'm off. This is going to be so cool. I've planned everything perfectly. Nice. Just wait until I build this bed. Hold on. Where are the nails? Oh, I forgot them. I'm coming back. Wait for me. Wow.
Oh, just what I need. Thank you. How did I forget the nails? Ugh, I hope there are enough. I'm back. So, are we ready to get to work? First nail. Done. Hey, this tool is handy. What's it called? Is this starting to look like a bed? Awesome. Now, let's add the second piece of wood. One nail and done. Wait. Now, I need a canopy for my bed. I'll make it look like a real princess bed. I could barely explain to my boyfriend what I wanted. It took him forever to understand.
Yeah. He brought me a curtain, but that works, too. Not bad. I'm heading back to my room. Bye-bye. Wow, this is hard. How am I supposed to crawl through here? Ugh, I'm exhausted. Help me. I believe it. I made it. Great. Now it's time to decorate my bed. I'll drape the fabric over the top carefully so I don't tear it. Then I'll secure it with nails and a hammer. Ooh, that looks sturdy. Oh look, I have some hair ties. I'll use them to decorate the edges of the fabric. I'll just tie a knot right here. There's a little bow. That's so cute. I'll do the same on both sides.
Babe, I want some lights to make it cozy. Bring me some quick. String lights? Wow, you're the best. These are so cool. I'm actually starting to like this air vent. I'm hungry. Oh, the lights. Let's decorate my bed with them. Wow, that looks so pretty. What's this? Cardboard? Hmm. I have an idea. I'll take the cardboard and fold it like an accordion. Yes, just like that. You won't believe it, but this is going to be my bed and I'm going to sleep on it. How? Easy. Watch. A few more folds and it's done. Just a little more. Ooh, perfect. Now my back won't get cold and the rats won't be able to reach me.
Next, I need a mattress. Let's go. Babe, help me out. Bring me something soft. Woo! An actual mattress. Perfect. Okay. How am I supposed to get it through here? It won't fit. Come on. Squeeze through. Just a little more. Phew! I did it. Moment of truth. Now it's warm and soft in here. So simple, but genius. Oh, I'll use this fabric to make the bed. And I'll add pillows, too. Girls, what do you think? Done. Hmm, I know what's missing. Hey, I finished everything. Come with me. Yep, into the air vent.
I'll meet you there. Let's go. Wow, we're together. Come on. Look. I made this all by myself. Come inside. What do you think? It looks so comfy. I love you. Lights out.