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So you have to go to the right. You have to follow the Oh. Right. Great start. Great start straight up the wrong bit. I'm I'm not saying anything here. Nice. There we go. Yes. You look like a natural climber, pal. Thank you. You do. Where your knee is looking. Yeah. Nice. [clears throat] Bravo. Go on, pal. This is really testing me physical and mental strength. Go fast, fast. Try in the holes.
Nice. You see where the big jugs are. I beg your pardon? You see where the big jugs are. That's where you're going to go. There are big holes there. That's where you have to place your feet, but you have to bring If you had just said big jugs at the beginning, I'd have been up here in 2 seconds. Go where your knee is. Let me look. JUST THERE. YEAH, FINISH. YEAH, that's the top. Complete. Well done, pal. My word. That was tiring, boys. I'm shattered, but I'm not getting off this mountain without me Tom Cruise moment.
Get lower there, quick, camera. They'll never know what I'm We've known each other a long while. Man needs to zip down me fly. I need a wee and I can't do anything now. I think that's the only thing more terrifying than climbing this cliff face. Well, I'm halfway up. I want positivity, not your usual just taking the piss calling me fat. Have I ever? A little bit left. Here. A little bit to the left. Yeah, there. It's almost like a vertical game of Twister.
Left foot, rock. Right hand, rock. Right There's nowhere to put my hands here. Now, where do I go? Left foot higher. Left hand. Oh, nice. That's it. Nice. Go, go, go. That's it, Chris. I can't see anything. I'm stuck here now. So, I was just thinking as I was going up, I don't want to be here. No, I really don't like it. Sorry. I don't want to be here. Push with your left foot backwards. Every handhold was called I don't want to be here.
I can't hold on. Yeah, yeah, you can fall. It's I'm I'm here. I don't want to I want to stop this now. Sorry for me. Do I feel youthful? No, I don't. This is taking years off my life. Wait, sorry about that, lads. No, no, that's nice. That's as much as I can do with that. Did you like it? No. No, it's one of the most unpleasant things I've ever done. But, I'm glad I've done it. Okay, you want to come back? Yes, please. Come down. Okay. Thank you very much, pal. Thank you very much. Come back to daddy.
Thank you very much. Really enjoyed it. Sorry I was rubbish, but it was good fun. Thank you. Cheers. I don't like heights. I have so little interest in wanting to get up there, but I thought I'd give it a go. I'm very glad I did. Because sometimes you have to do things to confirm that you shouldn't bother doing them in the first place. That was one of them. It's just not for me at all. Absolutely not for me. Right. Paddy, show me something else I never want to do again.
