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What should you do for your mom on Mother's Day? Buy her flowers, take her to a restaurant, get her a gift, unleash a swarm of ants in the kitchen, set the house on fire, or be this guy who literally ruins Mother's Day. So, grab a drinky drink and let's watch. You just sit down and trust it. Oh, wait. He made breakfast in bed. Oh my goodness. Ethan, I'm so sorry. All right, pack it up. Mother's Day is over. Oh, but I want to see what happens next. I'm sad, man. Stuff like this already happens when I'm already over stimulated. I'll call you right back, Jerry. What were you thinking? Oh, I know. I'm so sorry. I just I wanted to surprise you with breakfast in bed for Mother's Day.
What were you thinking? Clearly, nothing because I just bumped into you. Look at this. And what are you doing? Let Mr. Collins handle that. Look at this. Now I got to change. Oh, they got Butler. Hey, I'll live in Butler, Mr. Collins. WELL, IF YOU'RE THAT RICH, YOU PROBABLY HAVE a private chef cooking this up anyways. Jerry, if they have time to think about it, then they have time to say no. We have to close this deal today. The marketing team sent over a cut of the ad last night. I put it on a flash drive because the cloud service was down. Oh,
trust me, this ad is terrific. Jerry, Mr. Klein, is going to flip. You'll see. I'm I'm on my way in now. Okay. Wait, wait. You're going into the office, but I thought you were going to drop me off at the gym. I know. Sweetie, but I'm in an emergency and I'm going to be tied up all day. But I made reservations at your favorite restaurant. Come on, Mom. You did. It was supposed to be a Mother's Day surprise. Girl boss ain't got time for Mother's Day. She too busy closing this deal. We ain't got time for brunch. That was thoughtful, Ethan. But I cannot push this meeting back. You understand
that, right? But I'll take a rain check. Okay. Bye. I love you, Jerry. I'm in the car now. What was that? Did the bag just break? Your backpack, sir. I can't believe they have a household Alfred living the Bruce Wayne life. That must be so nice. But also, wait a second. Wasn't that the guy in the thumbnail? I thought he was going to ruin Mother's Day. And I thought he was like the worst SON EVER. BUT HE MADE HER BREAKFAST. He was about to bring it to his mother. Like, this must be the start of his villain origin story. like he was the perfect son until he dropped the brunch tray. He really tried.
Oh my goodness. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I ASKED YOU FOR NEW SNEAKERS, ALEX? That is no excuse to treat your things that way. Everybody else on the team is going to be wearing good sneakers made in this century, but I'm stuck wearing the first sneakers ever made. It's not fair. Who raised this child? DO THAT AGAIN. USING YOUR old sneaker as a weapon of mass destruction is going to get you new ones, right? That's how the world works, right? Why can't you get a real job? I haven't you really like my job here? These should help. I don't need new laces. I need new shoes like I've been asking for.
I am working on it, Alex, but we needed a new water heater last month and they cut my hours and it hurt my ankle and the car broke down. Oh, those shoes are fine. You know, I will never understand people's obsession with having new shoes. Yeah, it was cool when you were a kid. Almost every single day for the past 2 years, I've been wearing the same shoes. It's awesome because when they get dirty, I could just throw them in the washing machine and then 20 minutes later, I got like brand new white shoes. It's awesome.
Oh. Um, I told George that I'd only work a half day today so you and I could get a late lunch for Mother's Day before the big game. Great. What do you mean great? You don't want to celebrate Mother's Day with your mother? What an ungrateful child. What are you laughing at? Her car won't start. What's wrong with you? Yo, check out those kicks. What's wrong with them? You know, designers are doing that now. It's like the thousand Miumu shoes.
Pretty sure LeBron's grandma wore those back in the 1900s, bro. That wasn't even funny. You actually got the new heaters. That is insane. Yeah. My uh my mom felt bad about not being able to come to the skirmish tonight. So Oh, look. We got a mother hater and a mother lover. Is that your mom's trail mix? Yeah. Again. And orange slices. What a combo. My mom sucks, dude. At least your mom cares enough to make you something. My mom just sends Mr. Colin's out to buy stuff.
Yeah, that sounds so hard. Yeah, well, it is there. Better. I feel like this is something that you don't really appreciate until you're older, move out, and live life on your own before you really appreciate all of the things that your parents have done for you. Like throughout elementary school, middle school, some of high school, too. My mom would wake up early every single day and make me a bag lunch. And sometimes I was like, "Oh, I don't want a bag lunch. I want to eat a SLICE OF PIZZA FROM THE CAFETERIA, not realizing how good I had it. Yo, you really think either of you have a chance of making the team tonight at all? We'll see about that after we finish wiping the floor with you.
Are you sure you don't want to get the presentation back until Monday? This is a $50 million deal, Jerry. We're not pushing. But it's Mother's Day and I know your son eating. But did you hear me say $50 million? We got We getting the $50 million deal for my Mother's Day present. Cuz ain't no better gift than making money. There's nothing more important than closing this deal. Got it. Tim, table 4 needs its entre. Carla Dawn called in sick today. Can you take her shift tonight? Nope. Not today. I promised my son.
I'll pay you double time. I would if I could, but I cannot. Okay. Triple. Oh, triple. I'mma take it. It's Mother's Day. Exactly. And as much as I appreciate the offer, I want to spend some of this day with my son. Dang, she turned down a triple offer to spend time with her ungrateful child. Come on, get up before she gets the ICK. OH NO. HOW DID A FALL slice his shoe open? He got the Nike rips on. Just gave up on life mid game, huh? This was just going to have to play barefoot tonight. Coach is going to love that. Yo, yo, back off, guys. We're literally up by five points. Come on. No, no, no, no, bro. Your teammate literally forfeited for you.
Hey, what's next? By falling on the ground and ripping his shoe open. That's it. Game over. We are so cooked, chat. It's all his mom's fault. His mom should have bought him some new shoes the second that he threw them at her. Now, if his friend is so rich, why doesn't he just get him shoes? I don't think this is going to work. You know, bro, don't even worry about it. You can have my old pair. Really? Yeah. Seriously. Thanks, man. Yeah, bro. You know what? Here, let me uh let me text Mr. Collins so he can pick us up and grab the shoes and then he can bring us back in time for the scrimmage and trials tonight. Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up. When did you get that? That's sick. Yeah. Uh my mom got it for me last week after she missed parent teacher night. Seriously? That's awesome. Your mom always gets you whatever you want without you even having to ask. My mom won't even get me new shoes when mine are literally deteriorating. Maybe because his mom IS IN A DIFFERENT TAX BRACKET AND HIS MOM IS LITERALLY DOING EVERYTHING she can. LIKE SHE CAN'T JUST PULL OUT A NEW IPHONE ON HER budget and be like, "Yes, son. Here I spent my life savings for you to have the newest
iPhone." You know, when I was younger and I wanted something out of my budget, my mom's like, "Okay, let me take every strand of hair on my head. I will sell it and I will buy it for you." And I was like, "Guess I'm not getting it." I wouldn't say it's awesome. You know, she's like never home. Exactly. You can do whatever you want whenever you want. I guess, but like for example, right, we were going to do this like Mother's Day lunch thing before the scrimmage tonight and she's stuck at some work emergency. Wait, really? Yeah. Well, then let's go hang out at your place this afternoon. I mean, we have to go there to get the sneaks, right? Come on. It'll be dope. We can finally beat Elnar 4 on the big screen.
I mean, are she supposed to spend the afternoon with your mom? She won't care. Plus, I'll let her down gently. Is it Mother's Day on a Sunday? She literally declined three times the pay. And her ungrateful son is like, "Nope, I don't even want to hang out with her." It's like a relationship where you do everything for somebody and they want nothing to do with you. They don't even like you. I'll take that extra shift if you still need the help. Good. You're a lifesaver, Carla. Yep. Hey, you losers walking to get some new sneakers. I mean, I knew your family was broke, Alex, but broke enough to not be able to afford a bike.
Afternoon, gentlemen. Bro, who need a bike when you got Alfred? Hey, who needs a bike? Pull up in the porch. Have a chauffeur. Yeah. Who's poor now? That was awesome. Your life is next level cool, bro. Yeah. Hey, are you sure your mom's cool with this? Oh, she's fine. This is literally how I feel hanging out with my rich friend. just pull up with the most expensive everything. I'm just like, "Wow." I actually do have a friend that makes me feel poor, but she motivates me so much.
She's like a constant reminder for me. I got to do better. I got to make more money. I got to work out harder. I got to win. Like, you need people in your life that are like that motivate you to be the best version of yourself. Is this heaven? You are so lucky, bro. I can't believe your mom gets all this stuff. I mean, I didn't even know they sold these. Yeah, it's uh pretty cool, I guess. This is the kind of friend you bring over to your house and they walk out with an Apple Vision Pro-shaped bulge in their pocket.
Hey, Mom. Hey. I just wanted to make sure you made it to Ethan's. Okay. Yeah. Check out what Ethan's mom got him. How cool is that? Very cool. Uh, is Ethan's mom there? Uh, no. She's at some work thing, but Mr. Collins is here. Oh, okay. I took an extra shift, so I'm not sure if I'll make it to your game until Don't worry. I don't care if you come or not. It's just a scrimmage. Well, have fun then. It's impossible not to have fun at this place. It's incredible. Okay. I love you. Um, I'll see you later.
What a terrible thing to tell your mom. Like, I don't care. I don't care if you come or not. I don't care if we celebrate Mother's Day or not. Oh my goodness. Are you ready to conquer the kingdom of Elnar or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah. Just fire it up. I'll be right back. The eagle has landed. Mr. Klein is in the elevator as we speak. Great. Set him up in the conference room. Ethan, is the house on fire? What? No, no, no, no, no. Um, son, why are you CALLING ME? I LITERALLY HIRED ALFRED anytime you want to talk to anybody, he will convey the message.
Like, this could have been an email. Mama has to go make some more money. I'll be home late. Be good. Oh. Oh, okay. love you, too. I mean, I'm sorry. This is what it's like having rich parents. I'm not going to pay attention to you, but here's a brand new iPhone. Or you can have a parent. Or you can have parents that love you. Or you can have parents that love you and do everything for you, but don't have a lot of money. Can I get a smash on that like button? Hey, where was this? Some fivestar resort somewhere awesome.
Oh, I don't know. This is uh some tiny little cheap cabin on Lake Arrowhead. It literally looks like a mom became CEO. She had way more time back then. Hey yo, it's ready. Time to get our Elar on, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What the heck kind of bootleg game is that? Elden, man, they just be playing anything on Darm, man. Oh, the way I would go in the back and start crying into the dishes. That is so sad. Here you go. Oh, she even has them as her lock screen. I'm telling you, this is like a bad relationship where one person does not love you back. Me and my crush who
doesn't even know I exist. Oh, he got one of them fancy fridges. Oh, look at all the cakes. Hey yo, whose birthday is it? And some pink lemonade. This is the best day of my life. Yeah. Why you all dressed up? I'm going to go to the restaurant. Yeah, they have this great Mother's Day dessert they do every year. So, we just have them delivered. No, my mom and I go every year, so I want to keep that going. Even if she's uh stuck at work. Want to come with? Oh, no. If I go to Lach, she'll never let me leave. Besides, there's still like 10 rooms in this place I haven't checked out.
Sure. Have fun. Hey, act like you live there. Would you like me to drive you? Uh, no. Um, I want to walk break in the new shoes before the game tonight. Don't forget your backpack. and I took the liberty of washing your basketball uniform. Wow. Thank you, Alfred. Wish I would have thought of that. Then again, we have to go to the laundromat to wash our clothes, so I have to wait till Thursday. I can wash your clothes as well. Wait, really? We got a community Alfred like, "Oh, yeah. Bring him over next time. I'll do it, too. Broke got nothing to do all day."
I mean, sure, but what am I supposed to wear? Just throw some of my stuff. Yeah. I can't believe you live every day like this, bro. It's sick. I feel like I'm watching a social experiment where they take a homeless guy and let him live in luxury for the day. It's like Make a Wish, but he's not dying. He's just a horrible son. He don't deserve this. Game later tonight. Not touchable. Ethan, what are you doing here? Did you come with Alex? Oh, no. Uh, he's back at my house. I um I came for the Mother's Day special dessert. It's a kind of a tradition. If she works at a fancy restaurant, why
doesn't she make bank? Is your mom meeting you? No, no, I'm I'm alone. I'm I'm always alone. Excuse me. WHY DOESN'T HE TEXT his friend like, "Bro, your mom is literally working the Mother's Day shift. Like, where are you? Come now." A this is so sad. That's right. I'll be back after I talk to the board. Say 40 minutes. Mr. Klein, we got him. Let's not celebrate just yet. Who knows what kind of counter offer his board is going to make. Oh, it won't matter once they see the promo we cut.
Oh no, the thing that fell out of her back. Where is it? Please tell me you're not talking. I did not forget. I know. Drive in here. Oh no. It ruined the entire deal because we forgot it at home. I left it at the house. The house? Please. You'll never make it back in time. You just stall them. Is there somebody supposed to take care of? And what am I supposed to do? That's right. Bow to the king.
He even wore one of his fancy sweaters. Like, little bro, are you moved in? This is your life now, king. For a day? Your clothes, sir? Oh, wow. And a little heart. what's this? That fell out of your backpack when I was collecting your clothes. Oh, I thought Alfred wrote him a little note with a heart. I was like, "Okay, this is suspicious. I wanted to wish you luck on your big scrimmage. The coach is a fool if he doesn't see how hard you've been working on your game. No matter what happens, you always make me proud. Love, Mom.
Hey, Alex. Have you seen this flash drive thingy somewhere around here? No. Okay. Well, where's Ethan? No, but I have been taking advantage of all the amenities. He said he went to get some dessert thing that you two always have on Mother's Day or something. I think it fell out in my office. Does Alfred not drive or answer his phone? Does he only pour pink lemonade and do laundry? Cuz couldn't she have just been like, "Hey yo, Alfred, can you take the 9/11 out of the garage and bring me that flash drive that dropped on the floor by the front door?" Like, huh? Come on.
Come. Why would you work? There is no way a girl boss of our caliber would be doing this on her own. I remember this. A seventh grade science fair. The whole school was there. Everyone's families. Shut up. Nobody asked. Why aren't you in this picture? I wasn't there. I had a business trip. Sent Mr. Collins. Ethan understands I'm doing all of this for him, doesn't he? I don't know. Yeah. So, we can have a fat trust bond. I guess I would have been pretty bummed if my mom didn't show up that day. Then again, she always shows up for me.
Collins. But you don't have a house like this, huh? Have you seen a flash drive thing around here? Because I had it this morning before I left. No, ma'am, I haven't. Perhaps it slipped into Master Ethan's backpack during this morning's chaos. Where's the backpack now? Ethan had it on him when he left. All right, I have time to get to him, then get to the office in time to close this deal. And you're coming with me.
Yeah, you better go with her. Where is all this coming from? It's just um my mom gives me everything that I want, but it's not what I need. I just want to spend time with her. Well, what is it that you need? Just to be around, you know? I mean, I like not all the time, but like some of the time. Is this how the mommy issues manifest? There's at least one, two, three guys I could name that are suffering the after effects of this. Having a rich mom who did not pay attention to them.
You and I might be more alike than you probably think. You see, I grew up wealthy just like you. Oh, my parents turned everything but their time. When I told them I had fallen in love with a wonderful man, a man who didn't come for money, they gave me a choice. If I gave up my baby for adoption and called off the wedding, they'd give me $10 million. OH my goodness. Her son literally ruined her life and she kept him and then he was like, "I HATE YOU, MOM. I don't even care about you. I DON'T CARE ABOUT MOTHER'S DAY." Like imagine keeping that baby and he just like spit in your face.
I made up my mind right then and there. I chose my son. His father and I chose jobs that made it easy for us to stay home as much as possible. Yeah. Then where's the dad? Where'd he go? That's what mattered to us the most. Where did he go? Don't tell me he died. He did not die. Love that dude up and left even though she chose him over $10 million. So even after Alex's father passed away as always. Oh, they passed away. They I always kept that philosophy.
Wait, that's why we never see grandma and grandpa. Mom, Alex, what are you doing here? A trauma dump on your bestie. Mom, I'm so sorry. Yeah, you should be. I've been such a jerk to you. I want you at our scrimmage. That's why we never see grandma and grandpa INSTEAD OF MOTHER, YOU DID ALL OF THAT for me. Oh my goodness, this woman actually loves me. This is what real true unconditional love feels like. That's why we never see grandma and grandpa. That's why they didn't give me a PlayStation for Christmas. Of course. How do you grow up so spoiled rotten? I owe you an apology, too, Ethan. I never told you much about my
life before you came along. And maybe that was a mistake. You see, I grew up poor. Oh, every day was a struggle. Oh, how the tables have turned. His mom seems like so unaffectionate. She'd be like, "Okay, son. We can have our yearly hug now, but really quick. Okay, did you enjoy that?" "Yes, me, too. Let's do it again next year." Some nights when we had nothing to eat, my mom made us water cookies. A bowl of ice. My mom tried her best, but she never got a break in life. I wanted more for me and my future family. So, I went to business school. That's where I met your father.
He had big dreams. I thought I'd found my partner, not just in life, but business. I had a great idea for a business, one I was really proud of. So, I shared it with Joe. Don't tell me he died. Then he stole my idea and took off to New York where he became very successful only after leaving me with nothing but you. He took her idea and laugh. But I got the best end of the day. That man is a gold digger. And I decided right then and there that I would never let you struggle like I did. So I got to work rebuilding my life. And before I knew it, I was a CEO.
But I guess somewhere along the way, I forgot who I was doing this for. Can you forgive me? Okay, let's hurry it up. I got to be back at the office in like 15 minutes. Where are you? Mr. Klein is back and he's talking about leaving. Oh, Alfred came too. I found the flash drive. Mom. Oh, he here. It may have slipped into Easter. So, he is allowed to leave the house. You know, tell him we'll conclude the meeting on Monday. Need I remind you this is a $50 million deal we're talking about.
Yeah, but it's literally Sunday night. Mother's Day is only on Sunday. Y'all can wait till Monday. I'm going to lunch with Ethan and his friends, and then we're going to watch the team mop up the floor with the competition. It wasn't just an accident that the drive fell into Ethan's backpack, did it, Mr. Collins? I don't know what you mean, ma'am. Perhaps fate gave her the chance to make the right choice. Oh, you hear that? Alfred is the mastermind behind the entire episode.
Can we smash that like button for Alfred, the star of the show? But anyways, that's all for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. If you did, make sure to hit that like button in the face and make sure you turn on notifications. Click and subscribe to Join the Wolf Pack. I love you guys so much. Thanks for watching. Bye guys.
