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You are a young intern in the maternity ward and your job is to watch over the newborns on the second floor every night. Uh, yes it is true. We are playing scary game. No. Dude, it is so [__] loud already. Put it on your headphones. Turn off the lights. Get ready. This is like one of those physics games where I get to toss the little thing around. All right. I have no idea how to play this. Purge.
What the hell do you want me to do? Turn off. HELLO. Oh my god. Okay, this is a door nib. I don't know if uh if there was some type of instructions I skipped or something. Ah. Um, sorry. The door hit me in the head. Yaba, what do I do? Yaba, I forgot to turn on the light. Okay, I'm going in here. It looks nice in Okay. Welcome to your medical internship. trying to read it like that. For the duration of your night prize, you'll be assigned a maternity ward. That's bombas. On the second floor, your responsibilities are similar to check the new boards in the rooms. Make sure everything's in order. If all is well, switch off the lights and end your
shift. At this hour, they are usually asleep. Use the left button to turn the lights on or off. Do not touch the button on the right or I will fire you. Yeah, but night one of Freddy's. Nothing gets past me. Ah, dude. This is Five Nights at Freddy's. It has cameras. All right, let's go up and check on them. Hello. Babies. Can you pick them up? E. Dude, these babies are so gross looking. These babies are so ugly. Okay, what do I do? I forgot what I read. You guys want to watch TV? All right, whatever.
Hello. Is there more babies in here? Oh my god, dude. I have to look after so many babies, dude. I'll feed them myth. Yeah, I'll I'll give them all that. This door is left open. Where's the baby peeing in bathroom? Blood money. We were Dude, the baby's on the right. I can't see. Okay, I can't open any of these. That's fine. Can I close this? No. All right, so everything looks fine, right? So, I just go back and uh call off. Okay, lights off. what happened? Oh, what? Don't Whatever. Oh, a new brief. Jerry, while your first ship went jerily, remember initiating the sterilization and cleansing process without the valid reason. Web lose your job. The procedure is too expensive. All your mistakes will cost us funding.
Press the bottom right only if you're absolutely sure that someone or something is inside the rooms. Lights. Are you guys in there? Goo gaga. Ow. Oh, my head. IS ANYONE IN HERE, DUDE? They should give me a gun to deal with this. I need to protect these things. I feel a little uh paternal towards them, to be honest. Was that there before? I don't care that much, mama. Okay. Everything's fine. Everything's fine, dude. I'm going to get through night five swimmingly. Can I click them? Click. OH GOD, I GOT so scared of the idea of someone being behind this while I was looking.
WHAT THE [__] WHY' THAT NOISE JUST HAPPEN? I'VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND HERE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES NOW. WHY DID THAT NOISE JUST finally happen? I'm going to throw up. I'm going out. Press the button. Click. Sterilize. Third shift lights. Oh, wait. Hi. We've had to leave the exact instructions. Anybody know strange things might happen in the hospital. When these entities wander the quarters, do not initiate the sterilization cleansing protocol. Uh-oh.
Perform the procedure. Only if the entities are inside the newborn's rooms. If the children are saved will end your shift. If you make a mistake, it will take the children. Dude, I just got kids killed. Kids killer. Dude, I don't like how I was checking everything for like 10 minutes and then I hear something. Lights off. THERE'S SOMEONE IN THERE. Kill them. I don't give a [__] I don't want to go out there. You can't make me. Why am I not allowed to press the button? I clearly have a vibe about me. Oh, is anyone in here? Shut up. I don't want to hear the babies cry. Things seem fine. RUN.
Oh my god. What was that? OH MY. OH NO. I'M STUCK. OKAY. OH, DUDE. I'm fumbling with the door. If I was getting actually chased by something in real life, I WOULD DIE. WHY CAN'T I PURGE? THERE'S SOMETHING. Why is there no free will in this game? Mama. Oh, that's scary. I thought that was a lamp monster. Hi. Hi, NOOBS. OH MY GOD. OKAY, DUDE. I KEEP THINKING THAT LAMP IS A MONSTER. I thought that was a head coming out of the window. I've been so much more scared at the prospect of things than anything actually happening. So, this game probably ain't [__] Low key, you're
nothing. You're nothing. All of you down here are nothing. All right, I think everything's fine. So, lights night five. The scariest night for Why did it show me that? Wait, does that mean it's actually scary as [__] now? What? Tell me. We have 12 newborns. There's five of them and you're finished. That's like a lot of mistakes I can make. 30 days. Oh my god. I can't do 30 days. Hello. Just show yourselves now. I have to do this 30 times. Are you in here? Okay. One, two, three. There's nothing. One, two, three. Did I check in here already? Did this open more? Probably not. All right. And we are out of here.
What's that mean? What's this image mean? Does that mean one's gone? What the is that? Hey, what does that mean, dude? That means one's going to be right there. Great. I have to do 30 nights. I have to do one month of this. WHAT? OKAY. WHAT AM I supposed to do? Okay. There's no way they can get in there. Let me see if I get Can I crouch? Can I get a good angle on this, dude? I don't know. Is he not after me? Okay. Okay, I'll just go back down. Okay. I don't think that they were in the rooms. The rooms were bored off. I don't see anything on the cameras. We're fine.
Okay. Well, you can't be in there. He's just not allowed in there. Hey, I know this is like so annoying, but you can't be in here. Okay, well, you probably heard me on the intercom. Yeah, Bob, you're fine. Is the BIG HUNK OF MEAT? THERE'S A KID GONE. What the Does that mean I did my job wrong? Oh, because it wasn't in the corridors. I just lost a child. Oh, that's not good. what the Is it following me? Oh my god. Why are you still making noise? Okay, there's something horribly wrong here. Click there. What are you? What? Yeah. Is that the guy? Is that the guy from earlier that scared me? Dude, I better not have not
lost a kid from that. I did the right thing, right? Will they ever attack me or do they just do they f with me? Like if see if he's over here like can I give him a lap dance or something? What the hell is that? He seems to be wondering that too. He's very shocked about what the hell. That has to be like yo butt flaps, right? You're not sitting on something and squish. Okay. Yeah, he's okay out here. So I have one kid missing. It's fine as long as I don't miss my twins. All right. And we'll Why is this locked? I mean, does a door being locked count as an anomaly? Probably not. Oh god. Now I got Can I wheel this guy around? All right. I'm pretty sure everything was
fine, right? Like when it shows a monster, that means it's I did the wrong thing or Well, someone's head a real guy's head being cut off. Doesn't that's not like an anomaly, right? He just said if there's any critters in the corridors, it's fine. But if they're inside here, it's a problem. You're still here. Wow. It Wait, how? Wait, how did I lose another baby? WHAT THE DID I DO? HOW DID I LOSE ANOTHER BABY? HOW AM I MISSING SO MANY? WHAT AM I DOING WRONG? WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM? WAIT, maybe I should read my little instructions. I haven't been reading those the past couple nights. Why the [__] you? So, you just play a loud noise. That's it. [__] you, developer. Oh my god, I want to puke
right now. Everything's fine. They weren't in the room, so I'm fine. Am I doing this all wrong? Okay, so there's no evil pec. That means I didn't lose any babies. God, I hope not. So, I think I'm down three. And if I lose two more in the next 3 weeks, then something comes after me. Go away. Don't be spreading out like that when I'm straight into my shift. Come on. Also, enough with just loud noise. Don't just send me loud noise like whatever. Okay, so one dead. There's literally nothing wrong. Oh my god. Stop. Go away. How when did you find time to do that? Okay, I'm really nervous now. OH MY GOD, I keep thinking that lamp.
They had to have done that on purpose. That lamp. I'm really scared of this guy. That lamp looks like a face every single time to me. I'm so confident in these guys safety. Do they bring them back if you do a really good job? Like, do they give your babies back if you best them? The monsters. If you best the monsters. No noise. Thank you. I did the best job I could have ever done. No death. All right. So far, the coast is clear. Hello. All right. I still have most of you. Okay. So, when that little monster pops up?
I hear something. I hear slurpers. Who the [__] eating? Who's eating all that? What's that noise? Okay. Wait. That's That like can't be good, right? HEY. HEY, KNOCK IT OFF. HE'S PUSHING ME OFF. Get knock it off, man. This is totally something I should report, right? Okay, so yeah, they just said the corridors. They're fine. But something like that in the bathroom, you just you got you got to bring the sirens, I guess. Whatever. I don't know if that brings back the baby, though. The baby looks dead. Do I Is the baby saved?
11th shift. So, does that mean I lost one? One of my little guys. Oh, I hope not. Dude, I missed my wheelchair spreader guy. I actually He was kind of a calming presence in this game. This is just one of those chill ass nights. Well, I don't see anything. Are they just doing some intercom trolling? OH, WAIT. HEY, do you count as an identity? That has to count, right? I mean, they're playing with the TV. They can't do that. No. Yeah, I'm like totally reporting that, too. Yeah. Another correct decision made. TV. Wait, does that mean I did the wrong thing? TV doesn't count. TV should count. I just lost a baby.
Hey, get the hell out of here. This is for little kids. And quit sprinting at me. Hello. Okay, you guys are all here. Maybe I did the right thing. We'll do cuz we're There's three total missing. Hello. Hello. I'm really scared going in here every single time. Okay. I don't think I'm missing anyone extra. So, I think I did the right thing. It'll be humiliating if I publish this and I did the wrong thing. Sometimes they wait to give me a scare, though. I hate it. Hey. No. Hi. You don't count. You don't count as anything. Do I have to take the elevator with this guy now?
Dude, don't get up from there. Mama. That's okay. Lay me down. Oh, my floor didn't even go anywhere. Should I recheck these rooms? Okay, everything is fine, bro. All right. Um, anyways, light. Everything's fine. That was a corridor activity. 13's a scary number. Okay. Glad that guy's gone. Anyone in the lobby? Man, you still got that thing out. Oops. I don't care at all actually. La Lulu and Lulu is here. Okay. Yaba here. Daba here. Everything is I feel like I heard something.
Everything is fine. That's f I don't care about that type of thing. Everything's fine. Did I do it? I did it. I think. Oh. What the Are you chasing me? Okay, you're gone now. All right, brother. And the corridor is fine. Will they ever actually try to get me? I'm really scared of that. A hand. Does that count? Does a hand count as an anomaly? Like, surely that's not okay. You can't just have that there. Like, that has to be an anomaly, right? That's just like one of those lowkey ones. Yeah, I'm calling the police over that. All right. I have to be right over this. I already screwed up like three on two three two or three times. So, yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Okay.
Okay. So, let me know you did a great job. We're halfway through with minimal mistakes. What are you going to do this time? You probably have nothing new, dude. Now, I got to look out for like little things. Like, what if there's like a little thing somewhere that I missed? Now I got Yeah, I have to like check plants. Come on, man. You can't be naked in front of the kids with all that. You can't have all that out. Is this man bothering you? Cuz I'll I'll just turn the lights off if he's not bothering you. Dude, I want to see what he's got going on from the front if I'm being earnest with you. Come on. Turn around a only a little bit. Fine.
Inappropriate display in front of kids. Yeah, I saw him the first time, man. Dude, everything seems fine. Hello. Okay. Yeah, everything's fine. Let's not freaking out. They have nothing new for us. Nothing else we have to watch out for. All right. Just regular OLD LIGHTS OFF. NO. I JUST LOST A KID. NO. CHECK. HOW EVERY ceiling panel. I have to check. Okay. I have two more chances left, I think. Rewind and show if I if that even popped up. All right. I'm looking at the ceiling. No funny business. Dude, there's no way that even they probably even take a baby just cuz they know how stupid it'd be if they did. Okay, they did take one. They should know how. They should give me a
pass on that one. I didn't see them. Poke. I'm gonna tug on that. Don't make me get to tugging. I don't think it was like that before. I don't even need to see anything else that's going on. Still got my twin. Still got I had to I only have two more chances left. Why would you do that? See, they're so mad because I got the answer right. Kill everything. I see you. Okay, I'm like actually still getting the hang of this game now. Look, we'll speedrun it. This floor will speedrun. Is there any yubbas? Any nothings? Are these TVs new? God, is that something I should be thinking about? It's not like a scary TV. That TV's been there. Any floaters?
Oh, that's what you normally look like. Okay. Dang, this room's getting cleaned out. You're next, buddy. Sorry. I'm really sorry about that, but you're next. Come on. Give me an obvious sign. All right. I'm just going and I'm just going to turn the lights off because I know nothing happened. Nothing bad. At least unfortunately I'm proving you completely UNFIT FOR THIS JOB. JERRY, YOU ALLOWED THE ENGINE to take too many newborns. Our hospital will be shut down and the forces of evil will claim this world forever. Oh my god, they didn't even show me what happened. What happened? That's no fair at all. All right, so we're at night 17. We're a little
halfway through the process now. Things uh actually very smooth. No mistakes. Look, I'm not going to make this mistake again. Attack on Titan. Spoiler. Hey, another spoil Attack on Titan for everybody. Paige. Hello. Does anyone want to scare me? Hello out there. Hello. Do any of you want to scare me? All right, I think we're okay. Dude, I haven't lost a single child yet, and I don't intend to. Okay, I guess it's just a chill night. I genuinely I like having these guys around. No. What do you mean? THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
CURTAINS. What about the curtains? Okay, all of you look [__] up now. What about the curtains? I'm so confused. Literally, what about the curtains? They were opened. Oh my god. What is different from this image? Is that a glitch? What was wrong about that image? Am I missing something? I lost a kid. I'm I'm so confused. What curtains? WHAT? HEY, NO. ONE OF THE TWINS. ONE OF THE TWINS IS GONE. WAS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE? Say something. Oh my god, I'm so mad right now. All right, unless it's some the curtains are angled ever so slightly the wrong way or something, then it looks like I that everyone had a good night.
20th shift. Dude, I could only mess up four more times. That's not good. Come on, show me something obvious. Okay, I mean, I don't see anything. I guess I'm so scared now. I still from that picture I can't tell what happened. What was wrong WITH THE CURTAIN? OH MY GOD. WITH THE CURTAINS, LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION. That's nice. That's very nice. I'm freaking out. I don't want to lose. I Is something wrong with the curtain? Oh my god, dude. H I'm sick of these normal looking nights. Oh man, that lamp always scares me. I have such a bad attitude about this game now. They took one of my twins literally for no reason. Okay, I'm just going to give it a shot. I'm going to say there's nothing wrong. There's
nothing wrong with today. You don't scare me. Okay, you're a loser. What the No, I just lost another kid. I could only do three more. I COULD ONLY mess up three more times if that. I COULD ONLY MESS UP TWO MORE TIMES, ACTUALLY, cuz on the fifth time I'm done. Oh my god, that's so bad. Okay, I'll look for legs. I didn't see any legs. No, dude. At least take the other twin. He's nothing. Where even were the legs? They're probably like behind there. Come on. I know. It look It looks like there's nothing wrong, but I could be wrong. Oh man, I'm afraid. I'm really afraid to do this. This game's making me very afraid.
I think there's nothing wrong. I'm like so screwed if I'm wrong. Please, please, please, please. What the? You're taking A [__] GOD DAMN IT. I clean this up over time. Oh my god. Where were you? What bathroom were you in? Dude, how did I not see you? Something's wrong with me, dude. They're doing this. Just give me repeat anomalies. I don't want to see anything new. I don't know. Everything looks fine, bro. Was he right there? Was he right? Was he right there doing it? Because otherwise, I wouldn't have seen him, right? Unless I peek through. But I wouldn't encourage that if I was a developer cuz to me right now everything
looks fine. NO, IT DOESN'T. OH my god. Okay. I'll do way better sweeps of all the rooms. I won't lose. We only have a few more nights. If we can just have a open our eyes for a few rounds. Yep. OH MY GOD, DUDE. HE COULD HAVE ALMOST MADE me press purge and that'd be the wrong button, maybe. Wait, so can I can mess up one more time or I die on the next time. I can't remember. Okay, I got all my little buddies. Is that an anomaly? Is lamp plant an anomaly? Oh my god. Damn. This has me wondering if lamp plant is an anomaly. Hello. Does anyone here know if lamp plant is an anomaly?
Cuz I'm about to look it up. I'm about to look at my past footage to see if lamp plant is a thing. No, wait. The plant's upside down. That's totally an anomaly. The plant is upside down. I thought that was lamp plant. You see what I mean? Like light would come out of there. That's the shade. Yes. Lamp plant. I can't tell. Does that mean I'm on the 25th shift or choice 6? I'm so good at spotting things now. Ever since I awoken in a rage. I don't know. Everything's looking aok. Okay. Anyone in here. Oh no. I hate when everything looks a-ok. Okay. I don't know, man. Everything looks all right to me. Dude, there's been so much going on.
Having a normal night would only make sense, right? Please. No. There's nothing in there. I can't mess up anymore. Oh my god. I can't mess up anymore. HE'S LIKE SO insanely can't mess up anymore. Dude, I looked in there. Maybe. Hello, lovely lady. Oh, sorry. Is she yours? They're singing for me. Dude, you guys are actually so annoying. None of you are inside here, though. Bro, how was I supposed to know there could be something in the closet? Oh, Lord. Please let me be right about. Is everything okay, children? Dude, I'm like so insanely nervous now. I don't know. Everything looks fine to me. Like, oh, the fork. The fork is actually flipped over and it's scary.
Dude, I've looked about as hard as someone can look. So, I'm gonna say everything's fine. And I'm confident if I get this wrong, this game is just glitched or something. But I mean it. Oh, come on. Lights off normal. Please, please, please. Oh my god. Okay. Only a few more to go. Only a few Make yourself known. Do something stupid and obvious. Is this anomaly? These are like invisible now. Brain. That's bad. Oh my god.
I've looked in this sink so many times and never found anything. I'm so glad I found something. Scary brain. I'm so scared to even press the light button now cuz I think it's going to automatically purge or something. Oops. Come on. Show me something. They're making everything so subtle now. Anything. Whoa. A battle axe. That wasn't there before. That's totally it, right? Dude, that's insanely it cuz it's stuck in there. Why would that just be there? Yeah. Okay. I'm pressing purge over the battle axe. One more to go. I think I'm on 30 now, right? Okay. INSANE. OH MY GOD. insanely have to lock in with this one. Surely that wasn't a real reaction from me. I'm much braver than that. Oh,
please show me something. Dude, I'm gonna have a heart attack if I get the last one wrong. I don't know. It looks fine so far. Dude, it sucks that I don't have any more tries left and I'm on my last try. That like sucks so bad. Please be something. Oh, I'm not seeing anything. Come on, dude. Don't let the last night be a normal night cuz I What if I lose? Oh, please. Something jump out at me now. Anomaly, please. Okay. Well, it's like a 50/50 chance. And I've looked a lot. I've really I've looked a
lot. So, it's really like a 75%. It's like a 80 or 90% chance I'm right cuz I've looked a lot. So, there's really only like a 10% chance I get this wrong. There's already 50 and I'm increasing my odds the more I look at things. So, as long as it's not like the blinds are different or something, there's no way there's a monster on this floor. I've looked everywhere. Okay, I'm just going to put I think I'm just going to put in my guess. I'm so I'll literally if I get this wrong, I'll never ever become a doctor. Wait, it's normal. Please, this is MY LAST CHANCE.
YES. NO WAY. I SAW ONE MORE. OH, NO. I THOUGHT THAT WAS MY LAST ONE. PLEASE SHOW yourself for real this time. Why did I think I was done? Come on. Show me. Show me something evil. I bet you can't scare me, game. Plant lamp. Hey, remember how funny Plant Lamp was? Come on, turn it around. Let me get a cheap anomaly off of you. Be scary so I can report you. NO. WHAT the What? Does that count? No, that doesn't count cuz you're out here. Oh my god. Yeah, I don't think that counts. Oh, there's nothing in here. That anomaly didn't count, though. Oh, okay. Hey.
Hey, you can't do any of that. Oh, yeah. Look what I can do. La, I can fight back. I'm going to win. I'M GOING TO BECOME A DOCTOR. DUDE, I'VE BEEN ON MY last try for so long. No one's ever done this like me. Murge, get rid of it. I'm a winner. Please. I'm a winner. Well done, Jerry. You've made it. Our hospital is no longer in danger. Yes, we suffered some loss, but the balance preserve will be expecting you're a real doctor. Oh my god, dude. That was a very good two or three dollars spent. This game is called uh I am now Dr. Albert to everybody on the earth.
