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you got a little squirter I'll put jifu inside this hammock look at these holes look at these little these holes these this is where we put the G fuel in there so we can make some [__] gamer hands all right ladies and gentlemen we're opting out of going for the turkey has this thing called trichomoniasis or trichomatiasis something to make you go sleepy we're gonna do the opposite we're gonna be using G fuel injecting it into our ham so we can get that focus a ham that can give you that gaming Focus I know this is gonna sound crazy like oh you're putting G stool inside the ham that makes no sense we made chicken with G Fuel and it turned out incredible and it was one of those things when we started
making them like this is stupid this didn't tastes so weird why are we doing this I can't believe how good G fuel gamer chicken turned out oh my God we're working with a H 12 pounder now when cooking a ham low and slow is the name of the game right now we have the opportunity to infuse to inject this ham nothing better than some Tiger Blood it just makes sense why not put blood of another animal in another animal well that smells like coconut this is really gonna complement the Hat oh that's some bloody Tiger Blood right there and take uh 12 CC's uh shut up oh [__] oh I got clogged with some ham that is funny that's enough Tiger Blood I think that's enough G fuel inside the ham has anyone ever said that
before I feel like that's a new sentence our ham is wrapped up like a nice care package inject me with tiger blood this will make the kids smell nice this is just a perfect opportunity I'm going to let your ham have a good half an hour in the oven we got some weed roll it up smoke it and then we'll come back and make all of our fixings would you do I swear I thought I securedly fasted bro are you stupid oh no we're losing it there you got to keep the pile right you see right now what he's experiencing is when the bacon becomes room temperature and it resists the knife once we get enough grease going that's when we're going to add our G fuel you know what I trust you enough it's the first time in
the kitchen okay but I trust you I think you can eyeball it yeah okay like it's like science perfect oh whoa you that man goes in the air are you doing let me open this number what happened last time you did that you know we ain't playing around with that cranberry sauce boy this cranberry sauce is Gonna Keep You hydrated and help you focus get headshots it's a lot of G fuel on those cranberry sauce also another sentence that has never been said before today we got John ham in the oven over here check them out oh don't ever do that this is what's next do you feel mashed potatoes I'm putting all this butter in do it butter never hurt nobody oh you're juicing these mashed potatoes up oh yo it's already hitting hard I smell it in a
real kitchen someone would be like the potatoes are in this kitchen they're good all right here we got the Divine stuffing going down in the kitchen oh baby you gotta be nice and polite with your stuffing you've got a fork it don't go in there like the freaking Neanderthal start mashing that [__] right here we are rendering our fat do you cook cookies or do you bake cookies because they should call them babies they should be called bakines who the f calls them cookies foreign Crimson tears boy I'm talking about us making some Game of the Year gravy glaze right now ow that hurts it's ready whoops now hold on when you're making gravy it requires science you need to make sure that your water mixture is ice
cold so we need to get this G few chilled the ham is coming out ready to accept it g fuel glaze that's that game of the year glaze Elder and Crimson tears give this ham a little game or bath this Christmas gamer ham is looking like a meaty Pac-Man he looks like he's ready to eat some ghosts Merry Christmas now you have to eat that or we'll kill you gamer ham that's a Christmas miracle right there you might be looking at this and being like that's not even Next Level because we've stuffed 50 Birds into 10 pigs and connected those pigs ass to mouth yeah okay this is New Game Plus I'm [__] chasing trophies now stacking up achievements let's try it do you feel stuffing is intense it's too
hardcore it's not that weird is it weird that it's not that weird it's a lot of flavors hitting at the same time there's a level of sweetness that I feel a tickle behind my left eyeball because the stuffing is intense very that's the one that was tickling behind my eyes stuffing listen Jeremy's the one who said not to measure the grave is a lot so eating the gravy on my hammer is going to be too much I'm not mad at the gravy I don't be mad at the gravy it's yours it's your child I'm very happy with the ham though the ham really turned out well how about these cookies I was waiting for these okay here we go do you feel milk you gotta dip the cookie in the milk no that's sick we're on my list you're a [__] liar
you're my [__] lead a million people to their death and tell them that you could play where are my life you would tell people that you could part the sea I would tell you if this sucked right now and it doesn't very good eh the best part this actually makes everything all better next time we eat pong you know which tan is he was the first boss of Quake you've been on a real Quake tear I think you've been drinking too much G fuel huge shout out to G fuel for making gamer Christmas possible this year go to gfuel.com use code epic you get up to 30 off your order yes on another episode of [__] Carly's kitchen up we're here in the kitchen totally just dropped the whole container
G fuel on the floor and uh we're [__] up pans we've got this little burn radius here if you uh remember three weeks ago or three months ago when we dropped hot scolding oil on the floor yeah I did that sucked
