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Today, Craner and I are teaming up against Bubble Cop and Teddy in Snipers versus Cars. The first team to win four rounds wins $10 million. Which team is your favorite? Let me know in the comments. Also, think of some cool team names. Team Snipers versus Team Pantos. Y I'm getting the red car, guys. I'm getting the red car. Wait, that's someone else's color. You can't use that. So, we snipe these and they fall down. I think so. Oh, I shouldn't supposed to do it yet, you Ah, okay. I see now. So, we're driving straight to them. I can't see at the end of this. It's too bright.
Yeah, I can't see anything. What is this, bro? They're so far away. How are they supposed to get us as well? I don't know. Well, they like drive up the ramp and then drive over us. I think they're going to come from behind eventually, Jelly, when they What the heck? How far away are they? No, I can't see yet. Oh, there we go. We have to try and snipe them through the windshield, right? Yeah. That's why Johnny's aiming his I think I got one. Yeah. GET CRAB. GET BE SHOT ACTUALLY.
OH, that's a good sniper, bro. It doesn't go that far, though. Oh, it's like a What's the duck game? It's like that, right? Are you kidding me? Why do these balls keep appearing? Webs, we got this. This is why did you choose the red car? Orange is your color, bro. Come on. Teddy, PEEK YOUR LITTLE HEAD OUT. NO. [screaming] SMALL BRAIN. HUGE HEAD. We got him. God. Now we need keeps on leaning back so we can't shoot him in the face.
Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like the way he's using gravity against me. Gravity? You're using gravity against your own fat. HEY, WHAT THE HELL? OH, NO. That's what I'm talking about. Okay, I deserve that. CALL ME FAT AGAIN, All right, we are in the cars this time. Craner, you know how to drive. Uh, I think so. I think I'll be orange. No, wait. Yeah, I'll be orange. That's what I'll be.
No mercy here. No mercy. All right. So, you got to do Jordy's trick if you're on keyboard and mouse. Yeah. For sure. You just got to look up. Hold control. Yeah. Look. Or look up on. Okay. So, I don't even think they can shoot us right now because I was far away. They hate you already. I don't know how, but Jordy is good at this. Like, I can tell it's it's not easy to do the whole face hiding, you know.
You got it. You got it, Jilly. Try it. Just shoot the first one. Come on, boys. You know you can shoot those bowling balls above me, right? Make life a little difficult. I know I called you big head last time, but I didn't mean it. You're actually I love you, Yi. You know what? Let's just There we go. Okay, y I love you. Who's all the way up the front there? Ow. Why you being nice to him all of a sudden, bro? You need something from Because I don't want him to shoot me, dude. Obviously, Jilly, this sniping is actually pretty hard, guys. You guys did a pretty good job.
Yo, we can't even see anymore. Yeah, they're driving, too. I'm really having a hard time. God, come on. How is he over here? He got my wheel. GOT IT. GOT MADE IT TO the end, Ty. I almost made it. Oh, this is so tough. Especially at the end. It's just one big road where they can shoot us really. I don't really know the best strat. I think Jordy had the best strat, but it's not really working out for me. Come on, Jilly.
Jilly, where are you? Jelly. NO. WAIT. I have a better strat. Oh, yeah. Jelly. That's how you do it. Yes. Jelly. Yes. Oh my goodness. Are you joking? Okay. No. Jelly. You're in the finish line. You're in the Wait. Run to this side. Run to this Jelly. Watch out. Now. What do I do here? You got to drop down on him, I think, and kill him. We still have a chance here. I think so. I don't know how he's going to try and kill us.
He missed those balls. Oh, with the car. HE'S WITH THE CAR. WHAT THE? YES. I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD. I SHOT HIM HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? TOO EASY. This is way too hard. That's so unfair. That's crazy. I should have been given like an RPG. Buddy, you stopped in the middle of the platform. You could just reverse. I WAS I GOT STUCK. Oh man, Jelly, we suck. No, actually, we did better than them to be honest. Sniper rifle. Okay, so Crater, do not shoot any of the bowling balls. They will use the same trick.
I literally, Dude, Jelly, I cannot look down there. I only see brightness. Do you see them at all? I know. Not really. It's kind of bad. How did they shoot us then? I don't get it. I mean, they just guessed. Shoot the bowling balls. They keep getting shot, by the way. Don't be shooting me, my friend. Don't shooting. DON'T SHOOT THE BOWLING BALLS, DUMMY. Don't shoot. Don't shooting. Because now they're going to use it LIKE I DID.
OH MY GOD. You have the smallest little brain ever. Stop. It's my that small. Not my brain. We don't need to know those type of details. All right. Now we use the other sniper. All right. Yeah, they're they're closing in on us. Different strategy. Different. That didn't go TOO WELL FOR YOU, MATE. Now we got Teddy coming in hot. No, no, no, no, NO. [screaming] NO. LITTLE BIT OF A CHANCE. What do you think, Jelly? I did pretty well that time, huh?
This is for you. What are you doing? Oh, I'm very glad it's clapping. Okay. I don't know how we're going to survive this, Jelly. It's going to be difficult now. But Craner, what if we go behind you? Uh, well, the one in front is going to die first. Okay, you go in front. I'm kidding. We go. Okay. All right. I'll be your meat shield. No, no, it's fine. You want me to be your meat shield, buddy? Your meat my mean shield. Meat shield. I think I'm getting better at like pointing my nose up. Oh, yeah.
You got to keep at a good speed. You got to land every time. Also, yeah, they're not going to shoot those bowling balls now. I don't even think they're shooting anything to be honest. Except for me shooting the wheel that looks like his head. They haven't actually shot me yet. They haven't hit me. I think they shot one of my wheels. Okay, switch to the other sniper. They got a bowling ball. I'm getting the I'm getting A BOWLING BALL. GET OUT OF HERE.
UH-OH. How are you going to get a bowling ball if it not fall down? It did fall down. They shot it on accident. Oh, bunch of dubbies. I'm going backwards. Yes. No. Is he still alive? Okay. Yes. I MADE IT. GOOD JOB. HIT HIM. SHOW HIM WHAT CRATER DOES FOR A LIVING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I do for a living anymore. All right, he's dead. Lol. Stop saying lol like that. What the hell is that? You're saying it like you're Danish or something. I don't know what that was.
Lol. Come on, Dy. Show yourself. Come on. How about you show yourself? I'm in a bit of a predicament at the minute. We're in a little bit of a predicament, sir. I don't have any grip because you shot me tires. I shot your tires. [screaming] Oh my god. This guy's an absolute flipping genius, bro. Jelly, you kind of What are you doing, bud? I was getting the ball, buddy. All right, now just get the big ball and But you don't have any tires to like roll it with, Jelly.
Jelly. I do. I'll help him out a little. I feel bad for him. No. Okay, Jelly, I need a little bit more speed. This is not going to work, buddy. I'm telling you. Oh my god. Oh my It is. It's not going to work. No. Without any tires, buddy. Just shoot the ball back. Work a little bit. I think it doesn't work. Oh yeah. Looking. Look who's got the speed now. Try pushing it over these things now, buddy. Uh, which things, buddy? Wait, you just drove over there?
Yeah, he kind of just did. I don't know how. What? Oh my god. Jelly. Oh god. Damn. They are really shooting at you, bro. Don't worry. I'm shooting him from the side. They're shooting at him from the Okay, you just got to give it a push, Jill. You just got to give it a push. My car is done. My car is so over. Here you go, Jilly. That's it. Are they shooting flares or shooting? I think I made it. I have no tires, bro.
Try to make the last part. Jelly. Oh, yeah. This is hard. Oh, yeah. We're shooting him in the back of the head. I shot him once. He's very weak. Okay, there's no way he's going. The pig is bleeding. I repeat, the pig is bleeding. WHAT THE HECK, BRO? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET UP HERE? No way, JELLY. PAINFUL, BRO. Hiding behind one of those walls, you know. Dude, we can shoot him from it easily. Guys, guys, I'm severely damaged. I have been severely.
There's a car there. Why don't you get into it? Like, there's a nice car. Just grab it. Oh, Jimmy. I'm the best sniper in Roblox. HP. My HP, bro. [screaming] GOT HIM. BEST SNIPER. LET'S GO. We got it. So far, the Pantos can't win. No, that's impossible. It's literally Can we get a Let's do this. Okay, so we know the Pantos are going to have a hard time. There's nothing we can really do here, Teddy. I'm in the orange car. Orange is my new robust color.
Got to be honest, the bowling balls like helped me, but they were actually difficult. I actually hit you and I couldn't even see you, Jordy. Let's go, Crater. Like, literally, you almost killed me. He's already dead. Almost. Y, he's already dead. Almost. Already dead. Already. Almost dead, buddy. I'm getting it all. Wait. It's more of an obstacle. Oh, perfect. Hide behind the balls.
Why did you do that, yellow? I don't know. My girlfriend does all the time, too. You just had a go at me because you thought I shot him. Yeah, true. I did. I regret it. I miss you. What? I MISS YOU TOO, JELLY. [screaming] ARE YOU JOKING? WHOA, I got annihilated. Yeah, you did. Hey, now where is Teddy at? Yo, Pantos like literally can't win. Yo, W Ted in the chat. W Chad dead. W Chad in the Ted. Where are you, Ted?
He's hiding. I'm not hiding. I can't move. I don't have any wheels. You got it, buddy. Believe in yourself. Smell you, boy. Believe in yourself, buddy. Let me spell you, boy. Don't even bother with this ball, Teddy. Like, you're not going to make the last part without tires. Yeah, you're not, buddy. Let me smell you, Teddy. Come on, peek it out. You got this, Tedles. You got this, guys. Tedles, you got this. Flip, man. You have one tire. Feels like I don't have any.
There he is. That little Call me Tedles. Or more like totaloo. Totaloo's. You got it. All right. I'm playing against Tweedle D and Tweedle Dumb over here. Watch me. Watch me win this. Watch me wave and watch me nigh neigh. Watch me na. You got it. I got him. Now no, no, no. Reload. WHAT THE HELL? NO. [screaming] LET'S GO. What a shot. You got wrecked, bro. If we win this round. All right, it's our turn.
It's the W, bro. So, really? Yeah. Although, Pantos haven't won yet. So, we need to prove that we are the best team. If we lose this round, we definitely have the next round cuz only no scopes, Ty. Only no scopes. That's all I'm doing. What? Why are you guys giving this to us? Well, you can try. We're going to kill you at the end. Feel bad for you, bro. How? What do you mean? We've been doing just as good as you, Teddy. Really bad for you, Mr. Tedless. Whatever. I guess some of us are just born less fortunate than others, you know? So, like I got that true. That is true. That is definitely true.
Unfortunately, we don't like that. But it's true. No, we don't. We don't like the disadvantages that uh we deal with. Yo, we're actually fast when you guys don't do anything, eh? Yeah, this is actually quite nice. Well, I'm nosing. Oh, wait. Wait, are they still no scoping or no? Did they stop that? Only no scoping. Oh my god. Behind the ball. Oh my god. I'm panic. I've been shot. I've been shot twice. Okay. No scopes only. [screaming] We got to DO THIS NOW.
OH NO. JIMMY, BACKWARDS. YOU GO. GO ON. How are they supposed to get past that? Okay. Backwards. Teddy. Let's Let's spare them. Let's spare them for a second. I don't think they can get past this, bro. We need some serious speed for that. This I feel like the Panthers are a little bit disadvantaged. What? Bro, how are you supposed to do this? I think you're both a little disadvantaged, dude. STOP. OH, NO. SCOOP. YO, you should join Face Clan. Never mind.
Oh, man. Oh. yeah. About that. Okay, let's see if we can get Jelly. Are we still no scoping or are we trying to Yeah, just no scopes. Get a new car, Jelly. At least I don't know. Wait, there's other cars there? Uh, there are other cars there. Yeah. He's got RPG, Teddy. He's coming up right now with the RPG, bro. He's got flipping flesh. He's actually set me on fire. He's actually set me on fire, bro. Jelly, you're going to die. They have way better guns, bro.
Oh my god. They This is so unfair. Yeah, it's really hard for the Panto team. I'm just holding shoot. Okay, come on. Get Teddy [screaming] first. WHAT DO YOU mean get Teddy first? What? BACKWARDS. OH NO, IT FELL OFF. HE GOT ME. TEABAG HIM. HE CAN pick up my sniper. No. No. I actually can't. I wish. Oh, wait. What is that? There's only sniper ammo. Oh, come on. A I can actually do this, Craner.
Yeah, but there's still Teddy to deal with. Oh, don't worry about Ted. All right. All right, I'm not worried. Are you still no scoping? Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my god. Oh, I'm so low. All right, Jelly, you got to basically land on his head. Let's see what you got, Piglet. OH NO. JELLY [screaming] MISSED. This is Mon. Well, I guess this is just how it's going to go. This is so bad. This is so bad, bro.
Wait, when the time runs out, who wins? I don't know. Me. I think it's kind of a lame way to win though, Jelly. So, if you can have that. I am going to aim for his stupid piggy head. That's all you've got to do. Oh, he's moving around too much. Come on, piggy. Come Oh, Tilly, you're so dead. Yes. Game over. Okay, Teddy. The finale. We got this. Okay. So far, no panto around us won. So, Craner, all we got to do is kill him.
We just got to kill him now. And then we win. And then it's a W for us, man. Let's no scope as well. All right. Okay, we're going to make it uh we're going to We'll make it fair. Finale round. Craner, let's uh take on What do you mean take it easy? I'm going to be no scoping, guys. What's my robust color? Uh blue. No, it would be kind of cool if you were just like black or something, you know? Like, nobody's done that. Excuse me. We already have one black man. Sounds original.
Well, you know what I mean? Who's the black member? I'm I'm talking about the color black, GUYS. CAN YOU OH. OH, SORRY, CRANER. What did you train? You absolute ninkum poop. What is happening? Nink poop. I don't EVEN KNOW. NINK POOP. I DON'T KNOW. Have we hit you yet, guys? Nope. No. Is it getting close? I think so. I think we're getting real close. Jelly, we're just spamming. Yeah, I'm not even aiming really. Just like your upload strategy.
Dang. Used to be like that, bro. It worked, bro. It worked. Oh my god. It worked. It worked really well for a while there, didn't it? Oh my god. I'm going to win this. Come on. No. We're both going to win this. No, I'm going to win this. I'm going to win Oh no. This is bad. Teddy's almost dead. Teddy's almost Okay, distract him, Teddy. Distract him. I am distracting him. No, I'm I'm going to win this. I'm going to be the one to win this single-handedly. You got this.
I actually have a great strategy. I'm going to see if it works. Teddy, no. No, no. Check this out. This is a strategy. Oh my god. That might not work, bro. Wait, that's actually KIND OF COOL. NO, THAT WAS ACTUALLY THAT WAS SMART FROM QUEB. QU, run him over now. Run him over now while they're distracted with me. Did he send like a dead one? NO. [screaming] DID THE nink poop get you? How about the nink poop GOT YOU? NO. OKAY. Did we go? W Ted in the chat, everyone.
Can you stop Ted? You're not that good. Wait, can we get it? We actually can. But we can use this for defense. Oh, yeah. Hey, Jordy. You look real good down there, buddy. Get a taste of my nuts. Oh, Jordy's here. Oh, you're giving him Oh, you're nuts. Yeah. What's the plan here, Teddy? All right. We're going to win this. I was playing GTA with the boys. When you were still a Reddit troll. All right. You remember that? When you were still a fan on the subreddit, I was recording GTA and Gmod with the boys.
Oh, Gmod. We need to do some Gmod. All the OG ROBLOX FANS. GET HIM. OG [screaming] ROBUS FANS. OH MY GOD. AH, I'M DEAD. OH NO, HE'S NOT DEAD. WAIT, I'm dead. Yo, the OG's remember. No. Stop. I'm dying. Okay, congratulations. You guys win. That was crazy, Teddy. I'm sorry, OG fans.
