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It's holiday season. So, let's find out which holiday emojis will cause chaos. Of course, we got the classic gingerbread. It comes with gingerbread, a chimney, gum drops, Christmas tree, candy lights, sour strips, Nerd ropes, tiny coal, and easy build icing. How does this one look? Oh no. Holiday trees. It smells like a forest. It's a quadruple stack sandwich. Look at all that flavor.
Woah, what the heck? I need to see a doctor. Let's check that x-ray. What the heck is going on in there? It's time to see a doctor. Hot chocolate bubble gum? Smells nasty and looks like rotten string cheese. Up next, ornaments or ordermints? Ordermints. Like the mint? Minty fresh. That type of mint? You're having an issue with the duh and duh part, not the mint part. Duh. Sour spray. The more my mouth is a waterfall. Strawberry apple Pop-Tarts. You can hear them snack crackling and popping.
You can hear them jingling. [bell and music] Woah, those are definitely the crunchiest ordermints I've ever had. A calendar? No, no. Just wait, just wait. A calendar? Oh, a Keebler calendar. A mix of scrumdiddlyumptious miniature cookies from the hollow tree behind every door. Let's open them up. Chocolate chip elf cookies. It's an elf size. It's so cute. Fudge stripe cookies and sandie shortbread.
I'm pretty sure you're only allowed to open up one a day, but I'm impatient, so I opened them all up at once. Keebler elf cereal. This looks scrumdiddlyumptious. Elves definitely eat this for breakfast, right? Ah, if only that could be my breakfast every morning. I really got to turn into an elf. Now for the best crunch, candy cane. Let's get crunchy. Skittles. I can taste [snorts] the rainbow. Soda pop flavor. It tastes like a root beer float. Oh, chocolate candy canes. [screaming] It's not budging. Before we get to the next emoji, make sure to add Bact Lab disclosing tablets to your wish list. It's a great time
because we just restocked them on bactlab.com. I don't just chew these things for fun. They actually work to help clean your teeth. The tablets color the plaque on your teeth to help you brush. And most importantly, they make brushing super fun. Hit the link in the description down below so we can brush together and have clean smiles. Now back to the regular program. Snowflakes. Not good enough. Snowballs. Pink snow. At least it's not yellow. Still not good enough. Will the candy cane cotton candy? I got all these candy canes, so let's find out. Oh, first we have a pickle flavored candy cane. It's
got a beautiful green color. It doesn't really look like a pickle. It kind of looks like spearmint flavor, but let's try it out. Flavor one, dill pickle. Is it weird that I like it? Oh, that is super salty and sweet. Kind of like it. Twinkie. This is probably the most artificial flavored candy I've ever seen. Let's see how it tastes. There's no Twinkie-ness. Woah, just like a Twinkie, the flavor's in the middle. I feel sick. Flaming hot candy canes. I can smell the spice. Ooh, woah. This is no joke. Over 100 years ago, a dentist created cotton candy and he called it fairy floss.
Today, let's put it to the test. Instruction manual. It's for a popcorn maker. It's not even for the candy machine. Paper cones. Giant spoon. It works. Plugged in, safety glasses on. Let's let this thing warm up. But first, we got to crush up some candy canes. Before we try out these nasty candy cane flavors in this cotton candy machine like pickle, butter, and gravy, we're going to go just go with the original classic flavor, peppermint. Let's pulverize this candy cane. That should be enough. Let's use this scooper now to scoop some up and pour it in. There are 12 mystery holiday emojis behind me from naughty or nice to sour to sweet. Woah.
Stick to the end to discover some super brushing power. Mission successful. A candy cane cotton candy. I wish it was striped though, but it does look delicious. Let's give it a try to see if it tastes like peppermint. No way, it actually tastes like a peppermint. Huh, I forgot that a dentist created this stuff in the 1800s. That was nice. Now let's try the naughty ones. Butter, gravy, flaming hot candy cane, and dill pickle. Let's see if Cynthia can guess which flavors which. Cynthia, come here. Coming. I'm kind of scared. These are super colorful.
Try to guess the flavors naughty or nice. Ooh. I just take a bite? Any guesses? Green Jolly Rancher? I don't know. Go ahead and try it out. Mhm. It's super sour. smell it from here. It's like broccoli. No. Pickle? Yeah. How did you get that right? I do not like that. It tastes like a turkey leg. Turkey leg? It's pretty close. It's actually gravy flavored. This is super pretty. It has like gold on it. Yeah, it looks pretty golden to me. Let's see. Woah. Kind of tastes like egg.
Eggs? All right, and now for the final flavor. And if you guess this flavor right, I will eat the rest of one of those flavors. You pick whatever you think is the worst. Okay, here you go. Deal. This looks like a strawberry. Sure. Woah. My mouth is burning. Red hot key. Oh, it's pretty close. It's actually just flaming hot, so I win. Let's check out our next emoji. Up first, an Elf on the Shelf gummy. I didn't even know these existed. Let's call him, Buddy. Buddy smells like strawberries.
Help me. Who knew elves were good at gymnastics? Tastes like sugar plums. A light bulb lolly. Who knew a light bulb was 45 calories? And just like a normal light bulb, this light bulb candy indeed does light up. Woah. It's like a push-up lollipop. [cough and clears throat] Woah, where did these come from? Stocking, gingerbread man, snowman, and pine tree. They smell like gingerbread. That's one festive marshmallow forest. It's a bit piney to me. Mini popcorn snowballs. These are pretty cool.
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All aboard. With the Polar Express complete, let's give it a bite. The giant red gummy bear. Woah, beefy. It smells like cherry candy cane. Winter spice cranberry Sprite. Oh, [screaming] that was crazy. Tornado. Now let's drop the giant gummy bear in the cranberry spice cocktail. Woah. We're going to let the giant gummy bear soak in here for 24 hours, throw it in the freezer, and then it should look something like this. Giant frozen candy cane cranberry spice gummy bear. Let's give it a bite. Oh. Mhm. This is way too much gummy for my tummy. Let's move on to the next section. Up next, gingerbread s'mores.
Peeps marshmallow trees. Time to get roasted with an open fire. Peppermint dust. Peppermint bark. It's disclosing time. Let's check the before results. A peppermint swirl brighten merry dental kit from Hello. Ho. Let's [snorts] see if it swirls. Oh, that's pretty lame. Doesn't smell like peppermint candy canes. It smells like a normal toothpaste. Once again, kind of lame. Can't forget the charcoal toothbrushes. Back Lava. This is Dental Digest. Let's get brushing. Woo! The Grinch is known for being sour. So, I'm being some of his favorite super sour snacks. Trolli Sour Who will Crawlers. They're sour bursting crawlers
with grape, strawberry, and fruit punch flavor. Warheads sour popping candy. Green, blue, and red. It tastes like stinky sour Grinch feet. Merry cherry and jolly apple ooze tubes. Gross chips. Let's move on to the next section. Merry mix mist sour punch bites. Those are some sour punching bites. Next, let's make sour bubble tea with black raspberry sour cold boba. Gummy pickle spears. Uh, let's ooze it up. Back Lava.
Now, let's top it off with the world's sourest pickle powder. If you guys were here right now, you would not like this. Ah! That's how they do it. Surprisingly, not that sour. Smells a lot worse than it tastes. Let's check the pH. A value under five means I'm in the cavity zone. Yikes, it's a three. Five levels of holiday rope candy. Level one, Airheads extreme. This is one mega long sour strip. Woo! Level two, SweeTARTS twisted holiday punch. Looks like swirly twirly candy canes. Level three, Merry berry punch Twizzlers.
Looks so pretty. And they smell like a Christmas tree. These things are gross. [__] Level four, they look like a strip of holiday lights. They're going to be super delicious. Huh? Woohoo! Level five, arctic Santa flavor straws? What the heck? Since they got Santa's name on them, let's add them to the mix. And if Santa doesn't like my homemade DIY epic flavored cookie, then I'll be forced to eat the most disgusting coal inspired holiday treats that will make my mouth scream in terror. Limited edition holiday Cheetos? First off, snowflake? Winter wonderland.
They're from last year. They stink, but they look pretty. Snowy cheese balls? Woo! Danky. Chocolate candy cane spoons? I've made chocolate toothbrushes before, but I've never seen a chocolate spoon. You're supposed to stir this in hot water until it turns into hot chocolate. I'm too impatient. Time to try this candy cane spoon. This is so cute. I got an idea. Elf on the Shelf cereal? What the heck is peppermint milk, which I milked from a reindeer? Oh, yeah. Too bad these spoons don't work too well. Regular candy canes are pretty lame, so I purchased the most exotic candy canes I could find in the store. We have these gummy juicy drop candy canes and baby bottle pop candy
canes. Comment down below the craziest candy cane you've ever seen. For me, it's probably these ones that taste like gravy. If this video gets 2,000 likes, I'll eat it in the next video. Woah, that's one delicious Back Lava syrup. It's amazing. Tastes exactly like my upcoming toothpaste, watermelon and mint combined. You see me eat gummy Krabby Patties like these beautiful pretty patties, but now I officially present the giant 1 lb Krabby Gummy Patty. Let's give this bugger a try. So delicious. Now I see why Plankton's always trying to steal the secret formula. Limited edition peppermint bark. These are going to be delicious.
They're coated in white chocolate and dipped in candy canes. It smells super pepperminty. Better than a chocolate covered pretzel. These are getting me in the holiday mood. Santa with Lobo. Chewing on ice cubes will crack a tooth. How about these Warheads blue raspberry ice cube gummies? Take a look at those gummies. Sour, sweet, and fruity. Yum. Kinder Happy Hippos. Look how cute this hippo is. Hippos can crush a watermelon. But let's see if a human can crush a hippo.
It's a crunchy hippo filled with chocolate. So yummy. Santa will definitely love these. We got chocolate on my teeth. A Warheads sour ooze choose level up. We got the ooze choose, sour popping candy, and of course your package sour spray. Let's combine them together. We got merry cherry and jolly apple sour spray ooze, watermelon, and sour green apple. It's dripping with sour spray. Now that they're nice and sticky, let's coat them with some sour popping candy. Watermelon, green apple, and sour raspberry. Oh, yeah. That was one ooey chewy delicious dessert. Way too sour for Santa. Recently, I've seen a lot of people eat gummy bears, so I bought some. Christmas trees and presents.
It smells like green apple with a hint of pine tree. It's chewy and gooey. Time to peel open some gummy presents. Ooh, it tastes like a super fake gummy bear. Fun to play with and rip open, but naughty. Up next, we got snowballs. Oreo snowballs. Pretty. Locked and loaded. It's a chocolate ball with snow prints all over. And just like an Oreo, it's got chocolate on the outside. Woah, it tastes like chocolate dipped cookies and cream. These are so good, I might just save it for myself. Don't tell Santa. A chocolate Santa and Elf on the Shelf. I heard you're not supposed to touch these guys, but let's eat them instead. If you look away, they draw on your face. True story, he drew on my face last year.
You're not so tough in chocolate form, huh? Eat me. Delicious and crunchy. You got to be careful not to close your eyes. Santa Claus, chocolate Santa. It smells like hot cocoa. Santa would have loved that, but I ate it all. So, I can't add it to the cookie. Chips Ahoy! hot chocolate cookies? A cookie with hot chocolate in the middle? All the hot chocolate tastes without the hot chocolate. [screaming] Santa loves hot chocolate and cookies, so he's got to love these. Holiday Push Pop gummies. Woah, we got [screaming] it.
Tastes like a merry berry blast. And the white tastes like a snow cone. Comment down below if I should make snow cone flavored toothpaste. That would be so good. Gummy Push Pops are great, but what about Juicy Drop Pops? Let's test them out. Blue, super sour, but it's pretty good. And the red, even better. The red tastes like Sprite, and the blue tastes like sour cotton candy. And combined, tastes like a fruity block and blast. Delicious. Candy cane Oreos. This is about to be the most delicious cookie in the entire planet till we make the most epic cookie at the end of this episode. Comment your favorite part of Oreos, the filling or the cookie? It's popular flavor. Oh, yeah. Santa will
absolutely love these. Let's add them to the final cookie. Gummy abominable snowmen? Woah! It's a bunch of abominable snowmen all holding hands together. Which flavor looks the best? Blue raspberry guava, mango passion fruit, or strawberry lime? Ooh, they're all holding [screaming] hands. Last time I checked, abominable snowmen are on the naughty list. They're not going in the cookie. Ruffles Pringles. Got original, barbecue, sour cream. It's the perfect chip. Where's the seasoning? Woah! Now that's one giant quadruple stacked sandwich. [screaming] Too tasty and not enough flavor for Santa. Nine tray and holiday candy. Elf fairy gummy busters. They look like ornaments.
It's got a crunchy exterior with a gooey center. Now that's what I call sour candy. It's got extra sour powder in the package. It looks like this sour Santa walked through a citric acid snowstorm. It's about to be super sour. Woah! That's sour. Approved for Santa. Crunchy edible holiday emoji. Let's see how Rudolph tastes. Crunchy, pretty tasty. Let's see what Mr. Nutcracker thinks. It broke the hairs off of his chinny chin. Careful not to crunch down on your presents. Sour Patch Santa and elf.
Woah, the Santa gummy is huge. Please don't eat me. Too bad. What's that? Sour Patch Santa's presents. He's going to love it. Kinder chocolate snowman. Looks like a penguin. Yum. What the heck is this supposed to be? Giant lollipop, tiny lollipops to the giant lollipop. We got a Christmas tree, Santa flavor, Frosty the Snowman, and a penguin flavor. Those lollipops are so delicious, I didn't get to save any for Santa. Ooey gooey reindeer snot. Woah, that looks so gross. Chewy and gooey. I think this reindeer snot looks a little bit frozen. It's kind of moving like slime. Give it another bite.
Don't tell Santa Claus because I think this would put me on the naughty list. Oh, yeah. Before we give Santa his mystery cookie, we need fresh bread. If you've never tried Back Lava, you might never get to try it. I'm about to stop selling these disclosing tablets cuz we're about to launch the best toothpaste ever. So, I'm about to bring Back Lava disclosing tablets to the lowest price you've ever seen. Head over to amazon.com to get yourself some Back Lava disclosing tablets before they're gone forever. Back Lava colors the plaque on your teeth, so you know exactly where to brush. I just paid $100 for this Christmas edition Filipino toothpaste.
Leading the sleigh, we got this Rudolph toothbrush. The bristles are so tiny. I like this toothbrush because it glows in the dark. This is Dental Digest. Let's get brushing. This toothpaste tastes like a minty cranberry spice. I need to make sure my breath is fresh for Santa. So, let's try out this holiday edition TheraBreath. I picked up this toothbrush over at Walmart. Comment down below if you want me to do more toothbrush reviews. Minty fresh. Let's head over to the North Pole and give Santa his epic mystery cookie. And cookie dough. Let's flatten out parchment paper. Now, place
the cookie dough right in the middle. Now, flatten it out real smooth. Give it that nice satisfying peel. First, let's add the sour punch straws. Let's snip them up. Peppermint bark time. Kinder Happy Hippos. Now, I know exactly where to put them. Chips Ahoy! hot chocolate. Sprinkle them around. Next up is the Oreos. Crush and pour. Let's bring the joy ride. Time for the Sour Patch Kids. Final result looks great. Let's throw it in the oven and watch it bake. Yummy. Looks crispy. With the giant cookie made, let's give it to Santa and see what he thinks.
[screaming] But remember, if I don't like this cookie, you have to eat coal. There is a lot of cookie crumbs left over in my beard. It's hanging from a string. Saving this one for later. That cookie was delicious, but there was a lot of sugar in there and I can feel my teeth starting to rot. You're going on the naughty list. Eat the coal. I'm sorry. Lump of coal bubblegum? Tastes super chalky. Super dusty. Naughty Tic Tacs? What type of prank is this? It's literally staining my teeth black. Sour Patch Kid coal? I'm getting tortured over here.
[screaming] So sour. Make sure to brush your teeth or else you'll be on the naughty list. That was some gross nasty coal.
