What's your name, soldier? Bond. James Bond. Gold bond. Gold member. Golden eye. Golden guy. The man with the golden man. Golden eye. Mind's eye. James Gun. James Brown. The main campaign is playable. You could either go online or earn the number. I'm going to earn the number. Actually, I'm going to earn the letter A three times. Call me games James because of all of my great games. James Bond Racing set the gold standard for racing games. Gold member, golden finger. OH MY GOD. What was that? I checked it out. Something fell from the sky. Must have been Skyfall.
Dang, he's shivering. He's like cold and I now I'm in a small pond. Call me James Pond. It's like a game with a frog, I believe. Parker, Peter Parker, gold member. A receipt from Bon. Die. Bon died guy. He's dead. James dead. Give me this rocket launcher. Hey, you. What? Back this up for me. Listen, dude. I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm a secret agent called James Bond.
What are you waiting for? Get this thing moving. I will move it. Just later. Much, much Hey, I told you to move this thing. When did you say that? Come on, get that thing out the way. No. Doctor, no. Dr. Gold, listen carefully. You have less than 1% chance of success. Now, stand down. But that means I still have a.07 chance of success. Earn the number. Earn the member. Thank God you're finally here. Thank gold. Gold member. Play that. play next. You don't start shooting people in the neck till much later.
The name's Bond. James W. James Bond. James Pond. James Bond. Here to see M. M. Is that a code name? Yeah. Stands for member. John Goldman. What does M stand for then? Member. Greenway. John Greenway. John Madden. James Golden Eye. Chapter one. Needles eye. Golden eye. I'll stop you guys. I promise. Don't crush. I won't. If you want free. Now, in this James Bond, you get a magical watch that can hack anything. It's like watchd dogs. I like it. I can see you.
Now, this is still like a training mission. This is like my headquarter. So, I can't kill any of these guys. Well, except that guy's probably dead. Oh. Oh my god. This fighting is awesome in this game. What the hell are you fighting? Oh my god. Don't forget to flush. Name's Jones. Jones bonds. I was like Hitman. You can get disguises. Right now, I'm disguised as man who brings drinks. Great. Our drinks.
Hang on. I didn't order that. My disguise is ruined. Will this attract suspicion if I open these drawers? Hey, first rule of spycraft. Always do the unexpected. They would never expect me to push over this entire thing on this guy. I expected better from you. Kill him, Bun. Kill him. Yeah, kill him. Throw him into the thing. Oh my god, he actually killed him. Uh-oh. I feel like James Bond doesn't just kill every person, right? Hello. Got to kill this guy. I got no choice. James Brown, what's wrong with you?
Bond is immature and reckless. Moving on. Ah, I am a master of where do you need to go? New disguise unlocked. The man who wears green hats but only shoots golden guns. Catch. Catch, kid. Got a bad feeling about this. As well, you should Whoa. I swear I just found him. Watch the hat. OH MY GOD, you can't kill that guy. He's just a laundry guy. 206. That's how many deaths we've already caused. Yeah, I see it. Didn't see that coming. Kill him, man. Kill this guy. Kill him out the window.
I'm the good guy, by the way. This guy's Wait a minute. That's Ralph Bound. That's even kill him. Man, this is like This game is like the Uncharted 3 intro, but for the whole game. Just overheard a pair of guests complaining about loud thumps and noises. Nice to meet you. This is not good. You there, my friend? What happened? Take it easy. It was just an accident. Did you? I found him like this. I even checked for a pulse twice. Very responsible of me.
I will take over from here. Move back. Right. Well, I'll see myself out. These levels are massive. They're like semilinear, but they're huge. Wait, this shouldn't be here. I don't know what that was. I've got it. I'm in a big chase right now. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I just want to get a slice of this though real quick. I recognize this map. This is from Ratatouille. That's the chef from Tell me the recipe for spaghetti and meatballs. Oh, foolish guy. Leaving all them wine bottles to me. Throw this at him. Throw this. Get another one by.
Yeah, get another one by now. There's two of this guy. It's all right. These are ruthless operators, James. Ice cold killers. I know. I was there. recorded. Oh, very grenade. Oh, hey. THIS GUY. OH, this guy BEHIND THE THING. OH, OUT OF THERE. Get out of the way. Oh, he fell on the He slept on oil. Let's make some turbulence. He hacked into a airplane. Cool. Watch out for my good. Oh my god.
Wa. Oh, wait. Over here. Oh. Whoa. We're jumping on an airplane, dude. Oh, WHERE'D HE GO? This is insane. This is just like Ratatouille with just a little dash of Uncharted 3 chapter 4. The past never dies. Tomorrow never dies because you have no time to die. You'll have to die another day. Wednesday. I can drop this crate on this guy. Oh, he did. Did he jump out of the way? Don't like the look of it. Dang, he's good at this game. You're not coming this way. I can hack his eyes. [__] My eyes with my laser.
This calls for my laser. You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off. I won't need my laser here. There's diet sprite on the table. Should have died another day. I'll use my laser here to fix this for him. Then he can go home early and I'll be able to walk past unnoticed. Oh, but he jumped out of the way at the last second.