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Big Mode is closed forever. Ever. Well, we're closing our warehouse temporarily is what I meant to say. It's the Big Mode warehouse closing sale for this week only. Get 20% off of everything in the Big Mode store. I'm talking the Biggie Moto. I'm talking the animal web moto. I'm talking the Star Permanence Moto. I'm talking about the Star Pen. I'm talking about the Biggie Nemo pins. 20% off. 20% off of everything in the store. And then in one week from now, I am closing the store down forever. eventually will come back. People are calling this game the Counterstrike Killer. Others are calling it the Bean Killer. I'm playing it on the Steam Machine and now I call it the Bean
Machine because this is the only game that it can run. It's going to be bad. No, it isn't. It's from the developers of Rainbow Six Squadron and it's developed from a similar standpoint and you can stand in multiple places throughout the game. You can skip directly to mission two for people who don't like mission one or you can just skip to mission five for people just want to skip the entire game. It begins with a rocket fired at Bean's helicopter and he falls off with the Red Dead 2 physics engine and it looks incredible. I'm When Bean fell into the water, I got so scared because it seemed like this was the same developers as Samson. And when Samson goes into the water in that game, he dies right away. But
thankfully, Bean does Bean can swim and it's he's not like Samson. He's stronger than Samson. Although, I wish these developers would stop battling with each other and would team up and become powerful allies. And the big boys, the shadow beans. Shadow beans are in it. And it's a good storyline like Red Dead 2. Don't laugh. That wasn't meant to be funny. That was serious. What's your name anyway? Killer Bean. I'm Killer Bean. The game is identical to Fortnite, but better in every sense. Can I shoot this window? No, the windows are just pretend. Bean is voice acted by the voice actor for Michael.
I'm Killer Bean. When he enters the Bean mobile, it's like bring me back to that Saints Row reboot level of excitement of entering a vehicle. Bean's car can even swim. So, it's like truly Samson is truly being put to shame by this game. And I really wish they would team up instead of being enemies. The map is larger and more detailed than Fortnite. Snoop Dogg is probably in the game. Beans are able to open fire upon other beans. And when your bean is slayed, his eyes will actually stay open. so that you can see what you did wrong. The developers want you to learn from your mistakes and come back and try again.
Oh, now these windows actually work. Okay, that's interesting. There's a lot of talking in this game. And if you want to have more of it, you can set it to more talking if you're some kind of sicko. I'm reloading. Now's your chance to shoot me. Bean, I'm turning talking off if you're just going to help the enemy. Green guns are rare Fortnite guns like Fortnite. And this gun, they forgot to name it because they forgot. And if you have enough gator eggs, you can upgrade your bean with various, you know, upgrades. I didn't have any gator eggs, so I shot the guy and got my bean killed. So don't do what I did. You can dive through the air like max pain and shoot people like
Max Pain in slow motion style. And it's like yellow is your pain juice. I would say it's the pain killer, but that's a different game that doesn't even like Max Pain at all. Really nice. I got $289 and two gator eggs. Now, this is some of the best enemy AI I've seen since Star Wars Battlefront 2. This enemy doesn't know what side to fight for. He doesn't know what to believe in because um war is hell and it's a very deep game and he doesn't know where to go. Most shooters have explosive red barrels now. This game has them, but they don't explode. But you can shoot a beans build it at his own bean and I mean you got to admit that's pretty cool. It was kind of like Jamboo Strangle Hold style.
Killer Bean is able to shoot enemies while break dancing and it shows like their beam getting hit in slow motion and it's like if you love the Just Dance saga, you will love this game. Come on out so we can play. What are we playing? Killer Bean. What is this? Hide and seek. Where are you? If you don't got this game yet, where have you been? The game play is unbeable. My name is Aen and I give this game a six out of 10.
