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Are you ready, kids? I CAPTAIN, I can't HEAR YOU. I CAPTAIN JES. WOW, look at this. Now recording made by Waffle Dew. Gosh, we're in for a treat. Hey. Oh my goodness. This is actually sick. Wait, wait, wait. Pasta, you're not Sandy. Oh no. Here we go again. Do you want to do it? I'm Oh no, Spongebob. I'm not Sandy Chaps. I'm Spongebob for Forehead. I can't see my forehead. It's so funny when Pa tries to do a deep voice. Yeah, her Patrick is great.
I couldn't see my forehead. Shut up, Mabel. Invincible. I want to go get my This was definitely made by the last guy. The last Spongebob map we played, he made this one. We're already at round three. He even has like the TVs you press F on. IT'S THE SAME [__] GUY. THIS GUY JUST MAKES SPONGEBOB MAPS. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. OH, DUDE. I can't hear the intro over the Christmas music. I'm way over stimulated as [__] That was I want to go back and watch Spongebob after these maps.
I want a labbotomy. this [__] song ever after every [__] music. It's baked into the [__] sound effects. Oh my god. Does Spongebob have a sponge dick? It expands with water. I'm sure if you as it gets wet, it gets bigger. Oh, I just passed Simon about Christmas. It's called a sponge daddy. This is a mess. This is a [__] mess. I really am enjoying my body. I love it. I'm not over stimulated. I am the perfect amount of stimulated we snort a line of Celsius together.
Oh get out of here and then just get the [__] out of here. Open the goddamn door. Open the goddamn door responsibly. Open the door. Hey, how's it going? Just got the hell out. I just got the hell out of there. Holy [__] man. I think you and I enjoyed this. I'm having actually a really good time. It's the most joyful music of all time. It is funny playing that music when something stressful is happening.
You're being arrested. I'M NOT PLAYING ANY GAMES. I'M OUTSIDE. I'M My name is Chris Hansen. We got your DNA through your hair. Oh, pedophiles. Pedophiles going all the way. Oh, what fun it is to ride. Actually, do you have weapons in this game? I'm Am I supposed to still be using my spatula? Is this like NORMAL ON ME? WHAT? WHAT the hell? Oh my god. What the Who launched those fish? And now we can press F to go in the building. Which one? Which building? Which Uh, this is Spongebob's house.
Okay. It looks like Spongebob. Holy [__] Holy [__] Holy [__] Holy I'm going to die. I GOT Which hole did they get you? Thank you. Oh, can I get a cookie? Oh, yeah. We're in the building. Oh my god, Spongebob's closet is beautiful. I love it, bro. I [__] love it. Oh, we could pack-a-punch a spatula. [__] do that. Yeah, let's go. You got to do that. Golden spatula. OH MY GOSH. OH MY GOD. When you come out of Spongebob, you get like Yeah.
The word is 10,000 for a ray gun doesn't really a ray gun. Okay. Have you got a quota to me? Editor, can you put the quota on the screen from and no quota? Look like Bill Cosby. Oh my god. Sexy Squidwards in here. Where? Oh, really? Come at the Squidward. Look over here. The paintings on the wall. He's got the Picasso. He's got Picasso Squidward. He's got your Squidward. What's this Squidward? I like this Squidward. That's demonetized Squidward. Oh, I don't know what we're missing to get this socks. Get the socks. Got the shacks.
What do we Oh, we can teleport now. What? What do we do? I guess we got to go into everyone's house. It could be going into everyone's Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's Yeah, I know. That is a We're just teleporting. That makes great sense. The box at the end brings you to downtown Bikini BOTTOM. CHICKEN POT PIE. [__] Come on, guys. We got to fill the chicken pot pie. Come on. Where? Right. Right. I'm My dick is in it, man. Look at me. Where? I don't see where you are. Look left. Right here, Evan. I'm shooting at it.
Right. Your dick is not in here. Holy [__] Sorry. Oh yeah, it's Christmas. Pasta. We've been playing for Are you No, I for I just forgot. Yeah. How about the [__] music? How do you know it's Christmas? The whole thing of us talking about the music and you're like, "Oh, yeah. It's Christmas." That was save action replay. That was save it for the soundboard. That was There we go. That was a clean nougar. You should have seen what happened to me. Chicken papaya. That'll make me feel better. And then this song plays right after he screams.
Time War. Holy [__] Those [__] went flying. Look at them go. Garage. Oh, damn. I saw one. These fish fly. Is that a power up? Open door. I shall open door. Oh, there's a playground. Oh, don't get weird. Damn, Thanos. The way you go down like that. Hold on. Go down. Go to Go down uh with control. Go down with control. LOOK AT THAT ASS. OH MY GOD. Arch like a VO TV box. Glute maxing. That's what you're doing. You're glute maxing. What's up, fellow kids? We glute maxing. How's our aura? On a scale out of 10, my or is about a 67. Am I right?
Ah, I'm 30. You may now escape. What? There's no [__] way we're beating a map in less than 30 minutes. What we do, man. That's what we do. The greatest Spongebob map gamers ever. Let me just see what these guys are doing in here. There he is. You'll never guess what we're doing. I don't know, but it sounds pretty dead in here. Damn it. Are there any Legend of Zelda zombie maps? There's got to be some solo ones.
Pull to open presents. You can open these presents. Wish you go up to some presents on the ground and open them. GET A WISH TOKEN. OH, WAIT. This is perfect. Um, dude, Tokyo died. Voice actor for Tokyo died. That's great news. This is perfect. Let's Awesome, bro. Did you guys do like a video or a memorial for him or something? Anything? Shout out to Tokyo. I'm dead. Can we get a like and a follow on the video? I can now. See you later.
Imagine dying and that's and then your greatest fans. That's what they do. They have social media in heaven, right? And he's scrolling and he sees that one. I die. Please, I need rest. I got the ray gun. Dude, he has one of the most hated line in zombies. When the zombies hit him once and he says, "You kill me." No, I kill you. Oh, the ending is I found the ending. It's Santa's sleigh and it's 100,000 laughing. Did you Google how he died? No. No, but I never picture his funeral.
You just burst out laughing like that. This is a good line. I don't know if you guys have ever heard this Tokyo line. All right, so the context is he walks into a trap, spirits come up and stabs him, and this is what happens. These better not be covered in [__] Might be now cuz you get like the pretty much the spears like, you know, recreated Terroriser's fence story. Those that don't know, I got a spike up my ass. We like this. I tell you what I am looking forward to. I'm going to a bookies.
All right. I already got 100,000. Oh, that's exciting. I got a B flanker right next to me. Not exact change though, Evan. All right, relax. I could do it. Brian, you should go in the morning and get the brisket taco. It's the size of a burrito. It's delicious. It's a reason why the American healthcare system is the biggest scam ever. You know what's funny about that, Bryant? My Bies was at next door to the hospital I worked at.
I blame for them for about at least 20 of my pounds that I need to lose. Most their patience are because of the [__] bookies. A wish token. Someone found the last wish token. We got to make a wish. Bring the wish tokens to the tree. Oh, is that the tree light? There's a big tree and there's a butthole. We got to put the We got to put it in its butthole. Wait for everyone. Wait for him. Don't Don't just jump through.
Light the Christmas tree. Where you going? We're going back. We're going back to the tree. Back to the beginning. Find the cardboard box. You got to put the wish to it. Evan, you're missing. You're missing footage. Hold on. You're missing it. I pressed death. [__] [__] ass. Look, I got 100,000. Boom. Don't buy the [__] ending. Don't buy the ending. We have to put the Wish. I'm ready. Don't go. I'm watching that [__] slay. I'm watching that slay. If I see you go over that slay, I'm pressing F on the tree.
I'm watching you. You better go right. You better not go left. I see your ass. I see you, Spongebob. Don't go left. Go straight. Don't you [__] dare. Don't you dare go around that corner. Just looking at it. Leave the sleigh alone. Leave it alone. I'm just touching it. [__] IT. PRESENT. You're lighting the tree. Wait, it is working. Oh, there we go. Wow. Wait for Santa. Oh, it's the tree. Santa's coming tonight. Come on, everybody.
Santa's coming. Santa's coming tonight. It's time. Oh, THAT WAS A DOOZY. EVAN, YOU [__] prick. Holy [__] [__] this [__] When he started singing, I turned right away. Where's Ev? Oh my god. You're such a bastard. What? Something was going to happen after the thing was playing. There was going to be something after you don't know that. All right, I'm going on YouTube. I guess I have to watch it on YouTube now. Thanks. [__] YouTube. Find some guy with 500 subs and 50 views.
Oh my gosh, we skipped so [__] much. What? Was there something really cool? YES, YOU [__] PRICK. LOOK AT WHAT I'M STREAMING on Discord. Was it the Santa or was it someone else? Oh, okay. So, this is what happens when you light up the Christmas tree. Yeah, we saw that. The Christmas coral. Okay. Yeah, but look what happens after that tree and play a video on the TV. Once the video done, we get to do this cool lock down.
I recommend going in with the gift of death weapon. It worked really hard. Got to fire up some of Panzer Shreks. For the lockown, you'll need to survive in the playground for 2 minutes with zombies and sandy panzers. Complete the lock. Sandy paners. That would have been awesome. And then it ends and you go to Squidward and you talk to Squidward. Okay. And then I know I'm talking over a man's plan. Oh, he turns into Santa. He turns into Santa. And then you deliver presents to a bunch of different houses around the map. This would have been sick.
I'll take no spot. We can do it. Why? Okay, I'm not giving it to you. [__] you. You teleport after you do all the gifts and then you get a choice to end or you keep playing and you get a bunch of weapons and then it's awesome. There is a buyout at the sleigh behind Squidward's house. Is there I didn't know that. Look at this map. I do not care. Oh, that is sick. Oh, Outset Island. Nice. Oh, wow. That isn't five stars. Let's play it. But it's 1:00 a.m. [__] it. Lou, you can have my spot.
Yeah, there was like a lack of stuff like I don't know, like events or like Santa Clauses. What the [__] are you talking? Okay, I'm ready. Here we go. Spongebob part two or sorry, part three. Oh, here we are. Ooh. Wa! Look at it. We look Tingles. We're tingles. You look so cool. Oh, we're tingles. Oh my god. We're very stretched out. Tingles. The hell are these things? The [__] are these?
They're zombies. And they shock you. Oh, Lou, you're Zelda. Which Zelda am I? Which color? You're green. You're Link. You're Linked. I'm the real one. Actually, you know, we could all be real ones if we're PLAYING FOR SWORDS. HELP. FIND all mailbags and bring them to the post box. The I will then show you the way. Oh, you shoot the rupes. Okay, you got to go crawling around. You know when you're playing this game, you crawl around under the houses. Do that. There's a little rat spot back here.
Play our [__] pelvis just pops out when we run. Oh, yeah. I found the part. The ruby. Who the I [__] can you guys stop looking at each other's heads trying to shoot this [__] ruby on the roof. falls off the cliff, dies, then blames his friends. Oh my god. Beetle. Beetle's on his boat. It's the pigs. IT'S THE WOMAN'S WATCH OUT. It's a Wildcat round. Oh [__] dude. He's fast. He's fast and huge. We got to get over to grandma's house. Okay, I'm going to buy this gun off the wall. Which gun? I need a gun. Where's I got it for $1,000 at NP. I'm I'm I'm going to die. [__] [__] GOT YOU.
Thank you. I need this gun over here. You should get that mole checked out. Oh, [__] Don't cop me. I didn't know there was a pig behind me. Get that [__] brain checked out. So, come over here. So, like you can actually in the game a lot of link around. You got to be looking around for little spots you can crawl in and find. So, I went in here and I found a mailbag. I'm guessing that's part of THE GAME. OH, [__] EDITOR, put a mailbag from uh Wind Waker in there. I'll get you, Lou. I'll get you.
We're on our way. Full speed. Full Have to crawl towards us. Dude, there's a We're sprinting towards you, Lou. We'll be there in no time. There's a thousand dudes out here. What is the crawling sound from the game? Oh [__] you can run. Brian, we can run. Guys, guys, come into grandma's house, please. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Relax. Relax, Grandma. Come in here. Go over to this table and pick up this mailbag right here. Oh, right here. Should we put the power on or no?
Yes. Yeah. Power. Oh, found a mailbag in the boats on the shore. Power's on. That's perfect. So, that way we could get Crusader's ale. Lou, the famous perk. What the hell is that? Yeah, they made some new ones. YEAH. OH, it gives us a better knife. A butter knife? Yeah, it wasn't a butter knife. It was a mistake knife. No, I'll get it, dude. Don't laugh. It was a mistake. Mistake knife. Why does it look like you want to caress my chin? Why are you sticking your f out like that? Where's the goddamn box? Where the box at?
It's in grandma's house. Who the [__] is grandma? I didn't play Wind Waker. It's here. Where is it? Evan. Ev, come on. Over here. [__] By the way, you look like a KKK member. Good. There you go. Oh, I found a key. You want to see it? Look right here. It's right here. A key. All right. I told you. Was that right, Louis? Yeah. Was that right? A key is saying like right here. Thank you. Thank you to my Mexican viewers. Thank you for getting me banned on Twitch. Let's go. Okay.
Here we go. Who's going to unlock it? How much is it? Oh, no. You Okay, we got the key. There it is. Put it in. Okay. Yellow. A key. Oo. Thank you, Lou. Nice, Lou. Look at this, guys. There we go. Oh, we got a part here for Oh, this is for pack-a-punch. Nice. Okay. Oh my god, guys. It's a gusher. That's worth 20. Nice. And then the fairy fountain should be up here to the right.
Nice pasta. That was close. Why can't I do it? Wait, is it crunch jump? No, you just climb. Oh, [__] sakes. You were trying to stupid. Yep. What's this? All right. Ready? What is this? This is rock. Oh my god. How do you put your dick into in this hole? You do look like this. This is where the shmear goes. What the hell? Ah, welcome. Welcome, [__] Welcome to the fairy fountain. teleport on top of me.
Yes. Step into my waters and let me heal you consensually. Ooh, she lets you increase your perk limit. That's kind of cool. You got to pay though. Wait, really? And now we have pack-a-punch. Nice, dude. I wish I had my perks. All right, boys. It's time to make a delivery. We open the door. What it do? What do I survive? I Click on the top left. It shows how many zombies are alive. No, that's a lot. Okay, I'll clear it up. I'll clear it Are you giggling? I JUST MADE NOISES.
I'm excited. No, not you. It's cuz I watched pasta get knocked. I should let her to get her knives. I'm going to die again. I hate this. I Spongebob. Okay, get a little closer. Get her. Grenade. C. Oh, Evan. I need to kill my Don't kill. No. Pasta. Not this one. Not this one because he might have to get rid of those so there's one more over here. Pasta. No. Don't kill that one. Let's Let's activate the eyeball first. Where's the eyeball? Over here. Up here. Do we shoot it or do we just activate it?
Oh yeah, shoot it. Shooting it. YOU [__] NO. HOW DID YOU GO DOWN? Because she shot at the same. You know what? Well, we shot at the same time. So, we both teleported here. Both my downs were from teleportation. My friend's just spawning on top of me. Wow, dude. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We should go back and grab our perks. Do you guys know what Big Ed is from 90day Fiance? This is Big Ed. This is Big Ed's big head. It's 25,000 to clear that debris. I tried to reply to the guy's comment cuz he said, "I heard you were Guamian." Like Chammoro, same here. Right. Chammor is another way of saying Guamian. Native way of saying Guamian. I tried to reply
to him with my phone with swipe and I said, "Yes, I am half Guandong." Half Guamong. That sounds so racist. I don't even know why I have that. Like is it an auto correct? My guong. Hey baby, you want some of this Guamong? Yeah. Stop acting innocent. We know what you've been texting. Right here. Trying to suck my dick. It's a dumper. My guong. Makes me think of like don't touch my trala song. Like don't touch my guong. Guangong dong.
song. Don't touch my You touch my baby. So stupid. I think the end is that big head on the side. The big Ed's head. He actually looks like he could be related to you, Lou. Heck no. What? Why would you say that, Brian? That is mean. Ah, I mean like the hair and like not the size and not the deformed body. Man, not the body. Just a disgusting ass face. This is the worst I've ever done on zombies ever. 21. Oh [__] No, I feel like you've done worse. Is this the guy that looks like you?
No. Nobody here [__] looks like me. Turn around. Watch this. Look. Leave it. Leave. Turns around and starts shooting him with a pellet gun. Just the [__] AK just sounds like a plastic ass gun. I was so mad. Let's do this. Let's finish this. Oh, I have no bullets. This is the end. You have no perks, huh? I have no bullets. I need a mammbo. We'll probably find We did it, guys. Look. Are we actually doing this? I have no bullets.
Here we go. Do we go to a special island now? Don't say special island. There we go. Oh, there we go. Oh, we're here. Oh, Maxwell, please have it as a dog. It just It is. Oh my god. This could be amazing. We might have to like Oh my god. Kill here. Huh? Look whose skull it is. Whose skull is that? HE'S MINE. Who the [__] is that? IT'S GANDALF. OKAY, DUDE. I don't want him either. Oh, wait. There's a lot of them. The [__] are these things? [__] gand. That is so god damn. What do we do? We just kill these guys. Keep killing them. There's 200 of them left. What if we put the skull in that thing? There's a pot over there.
Oh, now. Now or no? Yeah. Maybe we got to fill it up. I put the skull in. Oh, we do have to do that. We do. Solo catcher. Solo catchers. All right. Capture the Gandalf. Holy [__] dude. There's so many capes everywhere. Can't see [__] This is crazy. Oh, I'm dead, guys. I'm dead. OH, I'M ALIVE. DUDE, can they hit? I don't feel like they can hit. I haven't got hit by them. So, finish teleporting. We're Teleporting. HERE WE GO.
ARE YOU ser on top of each other? Oh my [__] gosh. Is that how we got to be kidding me, dude? There's no way. That's so lame. Who picked that map? Lou died teleporting into the boss fight. [__] this map. Fun review. Fell through the map on my way to the boss fight. L map. Fun map, but I fell through the floor at round 30. Leave a new comment. Say, "So glad it's patched. Everybody should give it a try again." Oh my god, that's evil. They fixed the teleporting glitch. You cannot teleport the boss via multiplayer now. Enjoy.
Thumbs steam. Thumbs up. There we go. I like it. So it puts it up. He says he loves that map. I always love this map. Love, love, love this Map. Pass. Did you click on someone on your gaming PC? Yeah. I'll go back. I'll go Love this map. That's all we said that your Discord icon looked like it was saying it. The love
