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Today, boys, we're in Roblox. We're playing farm RNG. So, how this works. Wait, stop it. All right, it's me and Craner. Here's the deal. Whoever Well, we'll figure out what the challenge is once we figure out the game. So, I'm going to go do the tutorial. Grow Go to your farm and unlock a plot. How do I go back home? Unlock plot. Okay. Equip a seed in your inventory. Got it. Plant it here. And you guys know how these videos go. By the end of this, we're going to beat this whole game probably. Okay. So, now click on the plant to upgrade it. 15. Okay. My money's in the bottom left. I have 1,000 doll hairs. So, if I do this. Okay, I upgraded it. Now I go over here.
Pull. Roll for a new seed. Oh, and you can get like really rare seeds. This one's only $100. How much is this? Still 100. How do I upgrade this to get better seeds? I'm only getting carrots. Plant your new seed. Okay, I'm planting it. Uh, unlock this and plant. Oh, it auto gets harvested, too, because of these little spinny thingies. Oh, I get it. I get this game. Did you guys get it? Duh. No. Yeah. And then you sell it. Question. What if I buy the 4x money? You can't. That's cheating. That means you already bought the 2x money.
Farm upgrade expand. Oh, and you can get a bigger thingy. I don't get it. Okay, so $500. Thank you. Okay, so saw yield. That'll give me three times the amount of stuff cuz right now I have $129 sitting here. Upgrade complete. Sprinkler power. Does that make it grow faster? I got to figure out the minmax. How are we? Is it index? Look at the index. So, the most I don't want you to minmax. I don't want that. So, Craner, the first one to get a transcended seed works. Does that sound good? Oh my goodness. My seeds are going to be mocking your seeds. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I have three kids. You only have two, so I don't know.
Question. Can I buy the 8x money? You can do whatever you want. That means you bought the other ones. It's the cherry. I just want to say something. What? You know how you guys always come up with nicknames for me? I came up with one with a lookups and it's sticking. Everybody's calling him snookhams now. I'm so proud. I finally made something people like. What is a snookhams? It's him. He's the snookham. I don't know what a snookhams is either.
Okay, so I'm just going to keep upgrading my money. So, let me see here. Now, I have 410. So, once I sell this, I want to see how much I get per uh carrot. Hurry up and grow. There we go. 180 per carrot. So 180 per carrot. So if I upgrade this again, what's it going to be at? 410. Oh, I got to sell this. Hold on. Let's see. 780. That's 300 per carrot. That's insane. Okay, I'll upgrade this in a little bit. I have a question. Remove. How do you get better seeds? Is it here? Come over here. You got upgrade. You're actually so bad at You're bad and ugly. Oh, I get it. If you upgrade the seeds themselves as they're planted, they level up and they get more money
per unit. 80 per unit. Are you Did you just figure that out? Is that like Are you for real? This one. You have to upgrade this. I did, guys. I got wheats. I got wheat. I know you haven't upgraded the seed roll. I did. Oh, not the seed roll. Why was that, dude? Oh, you can upgrade the seed roll. Wait, I got 5k just sitting here. Hold on. Oh my god. Upgrade your seed roll. Okay, I'm upgrading my seed roll.
I have to teach you how TO DO EVERYTHING. OH, THEN YOU GET MORE SEEDS THAT ROLL. I don't get it. I got a 200,000 card seed, guys. What? That's cheating. You can't do that. He's cheating. You can't spend Robux. He's not cheating. He's Robux maxing. And also, I'm sneezing. 34.89. 4.89 a unit. Cantaloupe. My god. Okay. Did you know that there's a certain fruit that can never get married? Me? No.
No. A fruit. You're not even married. Are you on two? It is hunt two. AUA ZERO. OH SNAP. WAIT, isn't it better to be on zero than two? I don't know. I'll let you guys judge. I think two is R. Zero is not R. I don't know about that. You're getting wife marked by me, bro. Wife mocked. Okay, I got one in 256. Well, Nico's about to get married. No, he's not. Cuz I haven't been invited, so I know he's not.
I was invited to eat any of yours. You had so many. I didn't even know you. Okay. Can somebody ask me my joke, please? Yeah. What's your truth that can't get married? Tell us a joke. The fruit that Wait, what is this? Queen bee event. I'll say it in a minute. NOEL, SAY YOUR JOKE. I CAN'T. THERE'S A QUEEN BEE EVENT. Oh my gosh, bro. Okay. The fruit that can't get married is a cantaloupe. Oh, cuz a cantaloupe. Don't leave me. Somebody I'm trying to buy this cabbage seed for 40 grand. That's really Ian. This is why you're in the big leagues, buddy.
You're a big league. Cabbage seed 1 and 256. So, this is rare. I got a cantaloupe. I only got a rare. Are you kidding me? Gosh dang it. Let me plant this. Let me see how much is it worth. So this the cantaloupe here. How much is this worth? One uh almost 1,500. How much is this one going to be worth? Let's see. Honeycombs. What are honeycombs? Honeycomb. Ah, the bee just attacked me. You get five honeycombs. You get a Do you see? Do y'all see? Are y'all see what I'm doing here? What machine? For good chances. Right here. Right Yo. Yo, come look. You like it, dude? right there.
Busy getting honeycombs. I got honeycombs. I got a coin. What do I do with the coin? What am I going to get? Nobody even knows. Oh, I'm rolling. 2 minute time skip. Oh, that's doodoo. Okay, I want to see how much this gives. 850 base. This one's at 1,500. Okay, so if I upgrade this or 8,000 and then that's multiplied by 10, right? I'm about to get 12. I'm going to do 12x money. Gosh dang it. Why am I doing this? Okay, what can I buy? Can I buy anything special? So, I could roll this and get a dragon fruit. Where's dragon fruit? Is it maybe the transcendent? But that's a low chance.
Only a 1% chance. I'm not going to waste money doing that. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to grab this money, right? I'm going to spend this money, right? I'm going to expand my farm. I'm going to do upgrade seed luck a bunch. Upgrade seed rolls twice. There we go. Now, if I roll this, I should get some really lucky stuff. 1 in,700 rewards. I got a 100,000 just chilling there. I got the maxed out money buff. So now I'm getting all this money. Now I need to increase my seed yield. Can I buy this? I can't. I can just buy it with Robux. I'm an idiot. Have you done any time skips yet, Ian? And I feel like it might be kind of cheating to do. That's cheating.
Yeah. Have you done that? That's cheating. So you have That's cheating. That's cheat. Oh, look at the base on that one. Be quiet, you dumb money. So if I upgrade Oh my god. money. Look how much that gives a unit. That's crazy. Okay, new rule. First two. Do you want another challenge? Yes or no? Challenge me. Okay, first one to get an exotic wins that round. Second is whoever has the most per unit seed. I've got a legendary. Does that count?
Okay, that's cheating. I said that's cheating. We know cuz you don't speak French, dude. Yeah, I don't dude. Stop walking around me, bro. I just muted. Um, 500 million prismatic. How many Robux? Only $3.90. And I can buy multiple apple. Why is Apple so I can buy multiple? Because it doesn't disappear whenever you buy it with Robux. I'm going to plant these back here. I'm going to hide them. How much is this base? Keep in mind this is 50,000 right now. 240,000 if I upgrade it once. 300 half a million.
I have $2 million. Oh my god. Let me increase the se the saw yield and sprinklers. Okay, I can't use my stupid honey token. I got a prismatic. Okay, I have a question. Answer. What does the sprinkler do? It waters. Water makes them grow. Oh, they grow faster. I don't get it. Yo, Ian. No. Why did I remove that? What? I got a divine and a prismatic and a secret. Prismatic. You do not. You're cheating.
Do you want to come see me? He's cheating. He's chittering. He's wait. Did I win now? No, you got to get an exotic. Hello. I already have an exotic, I think. Oh, no. Not exotic. I mean transcended. You need a transcended. What's a gear shop? Two times. Gross. Remove mutation. Oh, you can get mutated stuff. I'll me on you. There's been events going on like a rain event. I'll me on you, Ian. You can if you want. I don't care. Oh, I can apply the rainbow mutation to my really good ones.
Oh, my friendship machine. The what? What are you saying? What is it saying? I have no idea what. Okay, so this currently gives half a million if I upgrade it with rainbow. Yes. Applied to rainbow apple. 2.3 million. I'm going to do a five minute time skip. Let me see something. We're currently at $5 million, right? Let's do a 30-minute time skip and see how much money I have. Here we go. Thanks for purchasing. What did that do? Okay, I got a question. What? How do I Let's say theoretically I use a time skip. How do I use it?
How do you use it? I think you just click it and the menu automatically goes into your the left the bottom left. Oh yeah, I just made two billion. You're right. What? Yeah, you just skip time and then you just get the money that you would have made that time. Yeah, I just GOT 14 BILLION. OH, I GET IT. Look at my money. It just skips how much. Oh, I get Oh my gosh. Are you just going to repeat what we're saying? No, I get it. I didn't know I automatically got the money in the bottom left. Uh, but that's what we were saying, bro. That's what I said.
Yeah, but look at you. So, it's first to transcended. So, what if I buy 10 of these? Could these be good? I don't know if these are good, though. I'm going to try it. I got to try it. Okay, I bought it. Now, how do I use it? Oh, what did I get? Prismatic. Exotic. That's a dragon. Okay, there is a transcendeted in here and a secret. Okay, I'll take a secret. Secret's not that good. Secret's worst of these. Another prismatic. I think exotic or which one is the best in this exotic, divine. Okay, we need divine, exotic, and transcended. Divine is right there. Yes, I think that's the best one, right? No, exotic is before transcended, but transcended is impossible.
Wait, what about the gear shop? I forgot to look at that one. Oh, that's cuz you're ugly in a bad way. Oh, snap. Oh, a super fertilizer. What is the best? Divine. Pomegranate is the best that I have. 900,000 base. This thing has 8 million already. 71 million sitting over here. So, if I do this expand farm again. There we go. Now I can have more. And I think that's maxed. It's not maxed. Oh gosh. Okay, let me Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make that one rainbow. Oh gosh, there's so many Robux. Oh, my starf fruit mutated to void. Oh, look. It's void now. Starf fruit. 351 million or
351,000. Okay, this is 8 million. Let me give this one rainbow. Now, how much is it? 41 million. 65 million. So, if I time skip, look in the bottom left. Let's see how much I get. 28 billion. Oh, YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH you get right there. 28 billion for a time skip. So, if I do this, 395 billion. I found the exploit. And then I upgrade this again. 3 billion. 1.51 trillion. I found the exploit. I found the minmax. All I had to do is go into the shop, buy a seed, get lucky, and then upgrade this, and then do this.
Yep. How much do I have now? 2.94 trillion. I'm getting 2.94 trillion. Every time I skip, I upgrade three times. Do it again. Five points. All right. Found the minmax. Everything else is I got an exotic. Exotic isn't it? It's transcendent. I just bought it for 1,000 Robux. Well, whose fault is that? Okay, so this gives 2.3 M. Huh. What does this give, bro? The worst thing is I never play these games after we played them. You know why?
Yeah, you do. I've seen you. Yeah, remember that one game on That's only the gambling game. That's 14 hours on Gamble with friends. I forgot to lock off. How do I sell my seeds? I went to bed. You went to bed. You slept. I got another exotic. Yeah, right. Oh, great. I'm proud of you. You got an exotic. Do you want a hug or something, idiot? What are you stupid or something? Sorry. I meant to I do want a hug. Yeah, it Why did he say I sell it? Okay, there's my one seed. That's the only seed that I need. How do I sell the rest of my seeds to be honest?
You pick them up and go to the cell seed thing. It's a composter next to where you pick them up. I don't get Or you can just or you can donate it to this thing in the middle that says horned melon seed and then if you get enough he'll give you a horned melon. It's a what now? I don't want a horned melon. Oh, I'm throwing a secret. I'm throwing away these seeds. Got it. I'm going to keep the your seed soon. Can I come see your seed? No, you cannot. Uh, please.
I'm going to keep my two apples. Apples are good, right? One a day keeps the duck away. I got a prismatic. Cool, man. Great. Proud of you. Oh, man. I don't know what to do. All right, so I'm going to spend all my money on upgrading seed luck. Let me turn on my auto clicker and then auto click this. I have fun when I play this game. Uh let me increase seed yield. What money do I have here? Oh, 1.5 trillion. Sure, sure, sure, sure. Hey, trainer.
I wanted to ask you, did you already get the transcendent thing? Did you get a transcendent one? No. No, I'm still trying. You're also trying. Okay. Wait, why do you only have one? What do you mean one thing? There's only one on my screen. Oh, it's up. It's it's it's a glitch. I see five or six. Oh, okay. Six or seven, something like that. Secret. Oh, I got a secret here. Yeah, but you don't want that even, do you?
What's your upgrade level? Uh or your upgrade seed luck. It is at 39. Got it. I can never tell if he's like thinks it's good or not. I said got it. Like that's really good. I'm proud OF YOU. OH, PRISMATIC. WAIT, prismatic's not good, is it? No, you want the tread uh sendant, right? I have one. Yeah. Yeah, apparently. Look. Oh my gosh, there's an exotic right here. Wait, I don't have an exotic yet. I bought a void fruit. Okay, well, we got two good seeds. Let's keep rolling and try to get an uh Bro, this is never hitting, bro.
Transcendent. We need a transcendent. I got a prism. I got an exotic from Roland. Are you mad? I got an exotic just now that you said that. Are you mad? Well, you probably can't afford it cuz you're broke. Well, snapshot. Why' you say well? Well, our next event is in 5 minutes and 31 seconds. Wow, that's cool. Okay, erase that. Now it's normal. Now give it rainbow. Now it's rainbow. How much did this give? 171.
This one's at what? 33. I need to stop. Prismatic. You got a PRISMATIC ALIEN. Alien vision. Alien evasion. Oh no. Um. What is happening to So this is million billion trillion. Oh my gosh. I need to go look at him. I'm going to Let me upgrade that now. Let me There might be aliens in this guy. Um Oh, you getting my corn. Hi, Sus. How you doing? I'm going to do this. Hey, what's up, man? You chilling? Chilling. Will and Dilling.
Look at your seed. If you want to. OH, THAT IS SO EXPENSIVE. I'M NOT DOING THAT. I can't even see what it is. Um, why do you have two plans, bro? Bought it. That's all you need. Crater. What do you mean that's all you need? We just got a 2-minute time skip for free. Wait, you have to go grab it. You see what I do? You see what I just planted here? It's a $4.5 million base. Where did you get it?
What? Durian. Oh, it's the worst one, THOUGH. GOSH DANG IT. OKAY, so did you get the transcendent yet? Uh, so I did. Oh, really? I got the transcended. I So, I win that one. Now, let's each take 3 minutes and see who can get the most per unit on your flowers. I don't know which one to upgrade. You got to figure it out, Cookie. A crap. This one's already at 17 billion. This one's at 33 billion. This one's at 81 billion. I haven't even given that one the treatment yet. I haven't even uppercuted it yet. I am spending so much money. Gosh darn it, guys. You got to hit the like button. This is too expensive. Hit the like button so I DAB. GOSH DANG IT. BUY THIS.
HOW MUCH DID I SPEND IN this video? Somebody calculate it. Let me know. All right, so let me do rainbow on this. So it's currently at 17 billion. Do that. Give it normal fertilizer. Now it's growing faster. 87 billion. And it's at level 38. So if I go over here, right, I get 125 trillion every time I skip. Yep. Then I go back over here and I level this thing up. and 71 billion rainbow durian transcended fruit. That's insane. I'm mad that I'm losing. That's what I'm mad about. Who said you're losing? You don't know.
Well, do you want to know my best one? I can tell you what it gives me per unit. Well, do you want to compare? Yeah, let's compare. All right. Well, let's go with You can't like see it, right? So, oh my gosh, that is so much money sitting in my basement. Yeah. Yeah, we have to be Yeah. Well, you have to be honest cuz we're both recording. All right, Nico, what is your best per unit?
My best one is I got to find it. He has He's not even prepared. My beantock 68,000 a unit. Nice, nice, nice. What about you, bro? Uh my I got banana. It's over here and it's a banana 67,000 a unit. Nice, nice, nice. What about you? What about you, Cranger? I have 555, 865,372 per unit. It's my exotic pepper. 500 million. Yes. How? All right. I'm just that guy. Crater wins. Okay. So, check this out.
Hold on. Hit tab. Right. Let's look at each other's money. Okay. Crater's at 37 billion. Yeah. I mean, I haven't sold for a little bit, you know. 300 billion. Wait, he's at 300 billion. All right. Look at my money. I'm looking. Okay. Why did B change? Holy smolley. Okay. So, I'm guessing I didn't win. My best fruit. You have 500 million for your best fruit. Add 171 to the left of 500 million. I don't understand. I have 171 billion per unit.
I don't do math. Billion. What? Okay. Well, congratulations. You dumb fruit guy. I found the minmax. I win. Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button. Crater loses. I hate when he does that. I hate when he
